I, Heaven’s Rumor-Monger

After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Chen Mo had no talent or backing and became a storyteller on the verge of losing his job.

Just as he was about to pack up and run, the most irreverent Heavenly Dao Rumor System in history awakened!

As long as he spread a rumor and people believed it, the rumor would become reality!

Chen Mo completely let loose.

“Have you heard? Zhang the Butcher in the east of town is actually a peerless Sword God hiding his identity. His butcher's cleaver is one of the ten ancient divine weapons!”

The next day, the whole city was shocked when Zhang the Butcher split the city lord's manor gate open with one swing.

“Extra, extra! They say an ancient phoenix is sealed deep in the Forest of Ten Thousand Demons. Just one drop of its blood can grant rebirth through nirvana and make your body a saint's!”

A month later, the ancestor of a sacred land ran out covered in flames, crying that the phoenix was real and had chased him around, burning him for three days and three nights!

“Earth-shattering secret! Our beloved Empress actually has a fiancé who was raised away from her. They say his surname is Su, and he's a storyteller...”

When the imperial guards surrounded the little teahouse, Chen Mo saw the Empress, resplendent in her phoenix crown and bridal robes and blushing with shyness, and quietly put away his throat lozenges.

Years later, facing a sky full of gods and demons, Chen Mo cleared his throat and slammed his block onto the table.

“Listen up! Those demon gods over there are all my long-lost sworn sons!”

Gods and demons: “...Stay away from us!”

This is a delightful story about a man who turns the whole world upside down with nothing but his words, making the false true and myths reality.

The whole world is my script, and all creation is my cast. My name is Chen Mo. Remember, don't believe a single word I say.