Any Hilarious Xuanhuan Novels with a Shameless, Over-the-Top Protagonist and Funny Catchphrases? 超级装逼，很贱，有搞笑语录的小说没有，要求玄幻
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Legend of the Demon-Suppressing Stone 镇妖石传奇
The Legend of the Demon-Suppressing Stone
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- 52 Beast Taming: There’s an Old Man in the Tomb 御兽：坟里有个老爷爷 Beast Taming: There’s an Old Man in the Grave 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 53 Three Lifetimes as Your Bride 三世为聘 Three Lifetimes as His Betrothed 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 54 My Dog Son Is a Divine Beast 我的狗儿子是神兽 My Dog Son Is a Divine Beast 39Reads—Score—14d adds
- 55 The Insect Emperor’s Art 虫皇诀 The Insect Emperor's Art 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 56 Big Brother, Scold Me a Little! 哥哥，骂我两句！ Big Brother, give me a scolding! 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 57 My Insect Emperor Is a Force to Be Reckoned With 我的虫皇超能打 [Xuanhuan, Insect Clan, Sweet Romance, Comedy, Power Fantasy] The insect egg I bought... almost ended up steamed? I raised an ancient Insect Emperor as an ingredient, and later it protected the whole world. The Insect Emperor smells delicious, but not in the steamed kind of way. When I brought this insect egg back from an egg stall in the Ruins Market, all I could think about was steaming it. The old man selling eggs said it was a "Moonlight Insect," gentle in temperament, with tender, delic 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 A Divine Pet from the Heavens: My Contract Beast Goes Woof-Woof 天降神宠：我的契约兽会旺旺叫 A Divine Pet Falls from the Sky: My Contract Beast Says "Woof Woof" 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 59 The Divine Pet of Sound 声之神宠 The Voice's Divine Pet 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 60 Grey Dog Is Up to No Good 灰狗不正经 Gray Dog Is Up to No Good 2Reads—Score114d adds
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Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么
Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw
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A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了
[Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin
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Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸
[Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally.
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There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟
(Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon-
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Starting Cultivation as a Cauldron in the Hehuan Sect 从合欢宗鼎炉开始修炼
Ye Chang’an, a cultivation furnace of the Hehuan Sect, is kicked out of bed on the night of his initiation and becomes a laughingstock among the other furnaces. To prove himself, he volunteers to take charge of a flower boat, but someone frames him and tries to steal his spiritual mind. Fortunately, he awakens a one-stop service System just in time... From then on, he enjoys the System’s premium services every day: intelligence gathering, martial arts training, danger alerts, retaliatory backlas
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- 66 The Useless Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗废材 [Absurd comedy + traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + espionage + battles of wits] Ye Huan is a disciple so disappointing that even the Hehuan Sect wants nothing to do with him. By chance, he obtains an inheritance, and from then on becomes a man who can hold up the heavens. One way for men to survive in the Hehuan Sect is to become spies. As it happens, Ye Huan is an espionage enthusiast, and with his exceptional powers of logical deduction, he matches wits with all sides on the covert fro 1.7kReads7.2Score16714d adds
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I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功
Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors
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- 68 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 69 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 In 1622, at the French royal palace in Versailles, the gilded ceilings shone so brightly they almost hurt the eyes. The nobles were dressed in finery and moved with graceful poise, even speaking in the lofty, refined tones unique to aristocrats. Only in a small study in a side hall was the atmosphere utterly absurd. The twenty-one-year-old Duke of Orleans, Gaston Jean Baptiste, was crouched on an expensive Persian carpet, fiddling with an exquisite silver inkstand with one hand and writing furio 102Reads—Score—14d adds
- 70 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 45Reads—Score114d adds
- 71 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 72 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 73 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 This is not a grim chronicle of the Battle of Normandy. It's an absurd, laugh-out-loud war story about an ordinary office worker from the twenty-first century who accidentally transmigrates into World War II and gets dropped onto Omaha Beach. Armed with "ridiculous luck and the wisdom of doing the bare minimum," he scrapes by and turns the tables amid a hail of bullets, in a story full of comedy from start to finish. Other people's D-Day landings: bloody charges, meat grinders, and narrow escape 343Reads—Score—14d adds
- 74 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 957Reads—Score—14d adds
- 75 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 32Reads—Score114d adds
- 76 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 78 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 The bitter wind in North Hamgyong Province cut across Kim Daebok's cheeks like a knife. He hunched his shoulders and tucked his reddened hands deeper into the sleeves of his shabby padded jacket. The frozen earth beneath his feet was hard as stone, and every step sent pain shooting through his soles. He had just dug the last few rock-hard frozen potatoes out of the field and was getting ready to go home and make some gruel for his bedridden old mother. In the distance, the mountains were still c 319Reads—Score—14d adds
- 79 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 80 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 3Reads—Score114d adds
- 81 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 61Reads—Score214d adds
- 83 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 30Reads—Score—14d adds
- 84 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 85 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 The Mysteriously Disappearing Pen 神秘消失的书写笔 The Mysteriously Vanished Writing Brush 13Reads—Score—14d adds
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I'm a Demonic Cultivator, So Why Should I Care About Decency? 我都是魔修了，要什么节操
[No decency x no limits x master schemer x hilarious x System] System, have you lost your mind? You actually want me to establish a sacred ground for the Demonic Dao? I'm in. Ye Wudao is investing in this project. The righteous cultivators are baffled. Since when have demonic sects been this brazen? They're actually recruiting disciples in public? Nine Nether Sect disciple: “Sect Master, those geniuses refuse to join our sect and cultivate the demonic path.” Ye Wudao scowled and cursed. “Are you
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System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行
Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave
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Guided by the Heart, Forging a Blade of Divine Power 以心灵为引，化神通之刃
Three hundred years ago, eight ghost gates tore open the firmament, and the evil spirits of hell ravaged the human world. The decaying Central Spirit Nation ceded territory and sacrificed infants, signing a humiliating treaty with the Ghost King. The Nuwa clan emerged, created a system for cultivating spirit energy, and led the seven great families in overthrowing the old dynasty and establishing a new world government. They sealed the eight Ghost Kings and mended the firmament. Yet peace lasted
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- 90 The Ghost Valley of Mad Spirits: A Collection of Ghost Stories 【痴鬼谷】鬼故事合集 A collection of short ghost stories from the video account "Chi Gui Gu," letting you enjoy ghost stories in pure text, free of videos and sound effects. Each installment features one scary story, perfect for listening to or reading before bed. 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 91 Balcony at Midnight 夜半阳台 Building 3 of the Tiedong Factory Compound is an old staff apartment block from the 1990s, soon to be demolished. Its south-facing balconies overlook an abandoned factory, making them the most remote blind spot in the entire compound's surveillance coverage. 2:07 a.m. is the nightmare hour for Lin Chen, a resident of Apartment 301. Every few days, his taciturn neighbor, machinist Gu Bingwen, climbs over the forty-centimeter-wide concrete divider, hangs a heavy, unidentified package on Lin Chen's 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 92 Dream Physician Lu Xuanhu 梦医圣手陆悬壶 Lu Xuanhu is a sickly 50-year-old man. One day, he awakens the legacy of the "Dream of the Golden Millet Medicine Saint" and discovers he can heal people in their dreams! Though paralyzed, he pinches the tiger's mouth to cure headaches and adjusts the stomach and spleen when hungry. His neighbors call him crazy, until he gets a lame man walking and makes a mute speak. The imperial physician scoffs, "Street tricks like those don't belong in respectable circles!" Yet he can only watch as Lu cures —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 93 The Perfect Life Through Save-Scumming SL大法完美人生 If you could save and reload your life like a video game, what kind of person would you become? Lin Fan, an ordinary young man who's unemployed and in debt, suddenly discovers he can save and reload in real life. But this cheat isn't unlimited. He has only one save slot, and can go back just 24 hours each time. Overusing it also drains his mental energy. From disastrous job interviews and brutal business rivalries to emotional choices and battles against fate... With this ability, he makes one 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 94 Brother Zheng: Be the Big Brother to the Han Emperor and the Overlord of Western Chu 政哥：给汉高祖和楚霸王当大哥 Historian Wu Zheng transmigrates into the newly enthroned Ying Zheng, armed with two thousand years of historical knowledge and a max-level strategic mind straight out of Red Alert. Determined to rewrite the fate of the Qin dynasty, which is doomed to fall in its second generation, he personally goes to Pei County and recruits 31-year-old Liu Bang as his underling. He also takes in nine-year-old Xiang Yu, rescued from the chaos of the fallen Chu army, and raises him into a God of War. At court, 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 Zheng Ge: Becoming Zhuge Kongming's Strategist 政哥：给诸葛孔明当军师 Wu Zheng, a Three Kingdoms content creator, gets struck by lightning while roasting a drama on livestream and transmigrates to the thirteenth year of Jian'an, seven days before the Battle of Red Cliffs. Armed with all the answers from the complete Records of the Three Kingdoms and Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he drops into Xiakou and becomes Zhuge Liang's "deputy." Zheng thinks he can breeze through an open-book exam, only to discover that history is an invigilator who constantly changes the q 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 My Balance Is My Life 我的余额是生命 The day I crashed while delivering food, a line of text suddenly appeared before my eyes: Balance: 287 days. Even crazier, I could see a death countdown above everyone’s head. From then on, the world became a brutal game of lifespan in my eyes. There was only one rule: days could be traded. I became the head of a walking “Lifespan Bank” among the living: Trade 50 days from a scumbag for one smile from a girl with a terminal illness; Take 3,000 days from a corrupt official’s account to save my ad 71Reads—Score—14d adds
- 97 Helping Ghosts Fulfill Their Last Wishes, the Shameless Way 帮鬼完成遗愿，但缺德 Wu Teng was once a seventh-rank Fortune God in the Celestial Court. After peeking at the Nine Heavens Goddess while she was bathing, he was punished by being sent down to the mortal world as a human. He had to endure three kinds of suffering: heartbreak, financial calamity, and a sickly body. Each ordeal had to be experienced to its utmost before he could erase his sins and reclaim his divine position. But he died unexpectedly before completing his trials, and could only finish 1,998 tasks. The 63Reads—Score—14d adds
- 98 Absurd Night Shift: A Funeral Home's Daily Comedy of Errors 离谱夜班：殡仪馆全员乌龙日常 Absurd Night Shift: The Funeral Home's Daily Misadventures —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 99 Reborn: The Prodigal Son's 10,000-Fold Spending 重生：万倍败家子 Reborn: The Prodigal Son with Ten Thousand Times the Spending Power —Reads—Score—14d adds
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My Engagement Is Called Off from the Start, but My Jiahao System Lets Me Crush the Heavens 开局退婚，我靠嘉豪系统碾压诸天
[Broken meridians + System + lighthearted power fantasy + showing off and face-slapping + sharp-tongued System] "A cripple with broken meridians like you thinks you can say the word 'divorce'?" Lin Yi looked at the betrothal-breaking document, took out a three-coin brush, and wrote four bold characters: "Lin Yi's Divorce Letter." "Why sign a broken engagement agreement? I'm the one divorcing her." The whole scene fell silent. [Ding! An S-rank display of boldness detected!] [Host, you're putt
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