My Engagement Is Called Off from the Start, but My Jiahao System Lets Me Crush the Heavens

Name: My Engagement Is Called Off from the Start, but My Jiahao System Lets Me Crush the Heavens
Author: Withered Flowers, Elusive Dreams

开局退婚，我靠嘉豪系统碾压诸天

by Withered Flowers, Elusive Dreams (花枯梦难寻)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 145k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Broken meridians + System + lighthearted power fantasy + showing off and face-slapping + sharp-tongued System] "A cripple with broken meridians like you thinks you can say the word 'divorce'?" Lin Yi looked at the betrothal-breaking document, took out a three-coin brush, and wrote four bold characters: "Lin Yi's Divorce Letter." "Why sign a broken engagement agreement? I'm the one divorcing her." The whole scene fell silent. [Ding! An S-rank display of boldness detected!] [Host, you're putting your life on the line, but I like it (°ロ°)!] [Reward: 500 Boldness Points! Shop unlocked!] Lin Yi: "System, can you be a little more serious?" System: "No. But I can make you stronger ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ" After fifteen years with broken meridians, he awakens the Jiahao System. Showing off makes him stronger, and the more outrageous he is, the stronger he gets! At the engagement-breaking ceremony, he turns the tables and divorces his fiancée. At the outer sect tournament, he crushes his opponent with one move. He leaves a Golden Core elder speechless with a few sharp words, and beats a Foundation Establishment prodigy until he questions his whole life. "She, Yun Mengli, isn't good enough for me, Lin Yi." Lin Yi stands at the center of the arena, a gold-trimmed folding fan in hand, grinning like a pest. System: "Host, you really think it's okay to run off after showing off?" Lin Yi: "Remind me when I can't get away." System: "...You can't get away now (눈_눈)" This is the story of a boy with broken meridians who crushes the heavens through sheer swagger. [Note: The System is sharp-tongued, and the protagonist is full of outrageous stunts. Expect plenty of face-slapping moments. Don't drink while reading.]

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