So Absurdly Funny, I Was Dying Laughing in Bed in the Middle of the Night 沙雕笑死人,让我半夜在床上笑死
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A Journey Toward Life 一路向生
My new book is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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Happy Hundredth Birthday 百岁生日快乐
Happy 100th Birthday
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What Goes Around Comes Around, and Sooner or Later It’ll Reach My Door 风水轮流转,早晚到我家
What goes around comes around. Sooner or later, it’ll be my turn.
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Boonie Bears: Bald Qiang and I Rule Bear Ridge 熊出没:我与光头强统治狗熊岭
[Childhood Nostalgia + System from the Start + Leisure and Fun + Everyday Skirmishes] (The authentic Boonie Bears!) As close to the original as possible, but not completely faithful. Yang Wei mistakenly thinks he died in an accident and transmigrates. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself in his favorite childhood cartoon: Boonie Bears. He gains a new identity: Lin Ziqiang. He decides to help Logger Vick and begins a life of outsmarting and battling everyone in Bear Ridge. His goal is to rule
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Tea Ah Er Zhong Season 1 茶啊二中第1季
[Adapted from a film] Through familiar school settings from our memories of youth and teachers and students with very different personalities, seemingly ordinary campus life is filled with one hilarious and heartwarming little incident after another!
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Everyone Here Is Evil, So One More Won’t Hurt 全员带恶人,算我一个不多吧
A female lead’s redemption story [A comforting, heartwarming redemption treat. There’s hardly any of the usual over-the-top villains, just so you know.] “The Easygoing Life of a Top Scholar in a Brothel” “A Royal Noble Becomes a Brothel Madam After Being Poisoned” “The Push and Pull Between a Green-Tea Bodyguard and a Delicate Young Lady” “I Was Reborn After My Family Was Destroyed and My Country Fell” “A Handsome General Falls for a Brothel’s Top Courtesan” “A Tough Northeastern Little Girl’s C
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After I Transmigrated, My Whole Family Turned Out to Be Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派
Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so
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Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大,我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗
[Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi
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Disguised as a Man in Court, I Became the Tyrant's Beloved 女扮男装上朝堂,成了暴君白月光
[Hilarious transmigration into a book] [Historical romance] [Woman disguised as a man] [Palace and household intrigue] [Imperial examinations and political strategy] [Sweet, doting, and satisfying] [A devoted, powerful couple] Modern-day genius physician Ye Wan transmigrates into a book, becoming the useless eldest legitimate son of the Ye family, a powerful minister. The original owner was raised as a boy, and the whole family are villains. In three months, the entire family will be executed. A
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Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命!与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽
[Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever
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With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术,我在皇宫杀疯了
[Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t
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She’s All Over the Headlines! The Old Lady Takes Down Entertainment’s Top-Tier Stars 头条都是她!老太秒杀娱乐圈顶流
[Hilarious showbiz + satisfying revenge + no male lead in the main story + sisterly bonds in a girl group] Yun Li, a cool yet kindhearted seventy-three-year-old woman, suddenly transmigrates into the center of a girl group that has just debuted. It takes her a while to adjust, and she earns the title of “Mom Idol” on the group’s variety show. Who wouldn’t love a gentle, considerate big sister who knows how to take care of people? Who wouldn’t like a dependable, reassuring, and hilarious big sist
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The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Become an Obsessive Man's KPI 穿书后我成了偏执男的KPI
Also known as: Help! This System escaped from a mental hospital! Xu Ningjing transmigrated into a melodramatic Mary Sue and Gary Stu novel, becoming a cannon-fodder side character who shared her name. The original Xu Ningjing caused trouble at every turn and went crazy for love. In the end, the obsessive male side character, He Qilin, slowly killed her, step by step: sending her dead rats, psychologically terrorizing her, and gently describing how cold the water would feel when she drowned. Ca
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The Cultivation World’s Biggest Show-Off 修仙界显眼包
(A lighthearted plot)(A relaxing read to enjoy with a meal)(A hilarious, doted-on mascot with maxed-out luck) After transmigrating into a book, Wei Xiaofan found herself on a battlefield between immortals and demons, with only a minute left before the male lead ran her through with his sword. In this perilous situation, she chose to make a run for it in front of everyone... After escaping, she had no desire to cultivate. She just wanted to laze around and keep her head down... But to her surpris
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To Hell with the Tragic-Novel Heroine! I Want to Become a Demon-Slaying Celestial Venerable 去他丫的虐文女主,老娘要做捉妖天尊
The serious blurb: Yan Zi was so enraged by a tragic romance novel that she died, only to become the heroine of that very novel. The moment she entered the story, she found herself at the plot's turning point. The villainous male lead was about to strip her of her memories, magic, and divine status, then send her down to the mortal world. Yan Zi immediately turned and ran, jumping down to the mortal world herself and landing in the thatched hut where the injured God of Cultivation was recuperati
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When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主
Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot
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She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜!顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈
[Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t
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Reborn as Cannon Fodder: I Really Don’t Want to Be the Funny Girl 炮灰重生:我真不想当搞笑女啊
[Goofy, showbiz, feel-good, sweet romance] "Socially anxious guy vs. social butterfly girl" As a cannon-fodder character, Liu Lannian won a lottery and got a fresh start. In her previous life, she was a shy girl with paper-thin skin. This time, she let her true nature show. To save cannon fodder from bizarre deaths, she said in her deep voice, “Don’t be scared. I’m right here.” When she ran into an old man trying to scam her, she opened her banking app. “This is all the money I have. Can I help
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Transmigrated as the Villainess in a Dragon-Aura Novel 穿成龙傲天文里的恶毒女配
[Transmigrate into a book + Hilarious nonsense + Irreverent cultivation + Supporting-villainess comeback] After overworked office drone Wei Xuan dies from working overtime, she transmigrates into a wish-fulfillment novel for male readers that she'd read before, becoming the wicked supporting character who is the first to be sacrificed by the male lead. She plans to keep her head down and stay alive, but from the start, she manages to thoroughly offend the male lead. She sees the hatred and disgu
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The Wronged Male Leads Who Can Hear Her Thoughts Have a Mental Breakdown 偷听心声的冤种男主们心态崩了
[Everyone is a goofball + nonsensical comedy] [Warning: The male leads can go from ethereal immortals one moment to ordinary men the next, and the plot is full of twists.] After becoming a vicious female extra trapped in a looping plot, Bai Guoxia says it's no big deal. She's seen it all. But then the male leads all gain the ability to read minds… Sixth Prince: What? You think I'm devious, ruthless, and moody? Fine, you've got my attention! Bai Guoxia: Hah, so what if I've got your attention? I
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I Somehow Became the Demonic Cult Leader's Beloved 一不小心,苟成了魔教教主心尖宠
Gu Zening wakes up to find herself a demonic woman of the Devil Cult. In a world where anyone can draw a sword at the slightest provocation, she can only rely on the skills she picked up playing battle royale games and strive to become the king of all cowards. A cowardly wolf? She casually rescues a stunning beauty, thinking she's a harmless little rabbit, only to discover that when no one's watching, she controls Gu to kill people: a true yandere, a black-hearted lotus. When the beauty pins Gu
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下,剑挽天华
[Feel-good power fantasy] Originally titled My Money, Your Life: We're Both Crazy and The Unmatched Little Jinx. Someone had set a trap to make everyone turn against me. “It's fine, I have a System…” Luo Yinyou reassured herself. “Even if the System is a total troll!” The world order shifted, the distribution of fortune changed, and countless geniuses emerged. Among them, the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island shone brightest, hailed as the strongest Divine Soul Realm cultivator of the age! “Ye
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What a Train Wreck! The Actress Forced to Play a Role Has Completely Lost Her Image 翻车!被迫营业的艺人她人设全崩
Just a few months after joining the entertainment industry, Xin Zhu was hit on the head with a water bottle thrown by a hater. She passed out on the spot and was rushed to the hospital. She'd barely made any money, and now her life was in danger. Whoever wanted to be an entertainer could have the job. Just as Xin Zhu was about to pack her bags and quit the industry, she unexpectedly became a sensation thanks to her absurdly good luck?! Everyone else: “I can't find any clues.” Xin Zhu: “Isn't thi
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关
Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year.
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I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统
“Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click.
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The World’s Morals Have Regressed by Three Hundred Years. What’s That to Me? 天下道德倒退三百年,关我什么事
[Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re
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The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令
[Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤,全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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Don’t Use Your Ten Years of Studying to Challenge My Pocket Money 不要用你十年寒窗挑战我的零花钱
[Have you ever regretted anything?] Lying in his hospital bed, Lu Yiming looked back on his life and thought of all the things he regretted. Did he really want to turn evil? He didn't want to be all alone, either! But fate had other plans. Reborn into a new life, he finds himself at the crossroads of his life from the start. This time, Lu Yiming will live life on his own terms. Don't call me a spoiled rich kid. If I'm going to be one, I'll be the greatest spoiled rich kid of all! Su Rongrong, th
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My Freshman Internship: You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物
[Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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As a Little Kid, I'm Helping Mom Make Money 小屁孩的我,在帮妈妈赚钱
“Come take a look! Tasty, cheap sweet potatoes!” “Mommy, I want a sweet potato!” “How many do you want? Are ten enough?” “Yep, that’s enough. Thanks, Mommy. You’re the best.” A little cutie held a loudspeaker in his hands, with a whole spread of fragrant, freshly roasted sweet potatoes in front of him. Everyone looked at the chubby-cheeked little cutie, who was only five or six years old. The girls especially had hearts in their eyes! “Wow, he’s so adorable!” “He’s helping his mom with her busin
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I Have Three Kids, and Not One Is Mine 三个孩子,没有一个是我亲生的
[Feel-Good From Start to Finish]+ [Packed With Laughs]+ [Watching the Drama Unfold] [Countless Comebacks to Teach You How to Shut People Down] [If You Don't Laugh, You Can Hit Me]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Standing Up for the Working Class]+ [Fighting for Ordinary People] [A Feel-Good Story to the Very End] ★Exposing society's dark side and delivering justice for the underprivileged★ The protagonist gains a cheat that lets him judge every kind of evil in the world. If you encounter any injustic
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The Last Bus on Route 13 13路末班车
I'm the driver of the last bus on Route 13. Every night at eleven, I have to make a run to the suburbs. This book is addictive, so don't blame me if you can't put it down! In this novel, even the sharp-tongued readers who always guess the plot right will find themselves repeatedly proven wrong. You might find yourself asking, “What's going on? What's going on?” Don't doubt your sanity. Just keep reading. A story that keeps you on edge, here to save readers suffering from a reading drought!
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Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了,它在异世纯添乱
Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money.
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I Never Meant to Show Off, but This Scapegoat Role Is Just Too Perfect 真没想人前显圣,奈何黑锅太给力
On the Tianlan Continent, the Great Dao is merciless, and one’s aptitude determines life or death. Gou Fugui, who is deathly afraid of dying, arrives with a mysterious “Fortune-Making Rice Cooker” and transmigrates into the lowest-ranking kitchen helper at the Taixuan Sect. He only wants to spend his days boiling scraps of rusty metal and simmering failed pills, quietly lying low in pursuit of immortality. But who could have guessed that the broken cooker would forcibly drain his lifespan, and t
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My Ex-Boyfriend Has a Green Glow Over His Head 前男友头顶泛绿光
[Hilarious transmigration into a book + winning back an ex at all costs + System missions + one-on-one, both leads are each other’s first and only] Cheng Xiao, a struggling author, begged readers for a one-yuan tip so she could reach the hundred-yuan withdrawal minimum. Instead, they tore her to shreds! Frustrated, she went outside for some air, only to step straight into a novel she had abandoned years ago, becoming its heroine, Linda! Even more absurdly, the one who triggered her transmigrati
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Everyone Laughs at Me for Being a Busybody, but the Heartbreaker Calls Me His Godmother 别人笑我太三八,渣男认我做干妈
(Goofy comedy + Metaphysics + System + Going Crazy + Parenting Variety Show + Variety Show Livestream) After transmigrating into a book, the first thing Chu Huang did was go to the bathroom without bringing any toilet paper. With no other choice, she pulled out the immense fortune of one dime and bought a handkerchief from the female ghost next door to wipe her butt... The female ghost asked, "How much?" Chu Huang: "Ten cents!" The female ghost: "Sure, sure." Only later did she learn that this w
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They Laugh at My Madness, So I Married the Scumbag's Godfather 别人笑我太疯癫,嫁给渣男他干爹
[Absurd Comedy + Unhinged Fiction + Meme References + Supernatural Divination + Variety Show Livestream + System] From the start, after transmigrating into a book, Chu Lai sets up a stall selling men’s underwear. She doesn’t want to sell this junk, so she performs a head-first brick-breaking stunt for the livestream audience! She ends up in the hospital with a bleeding head, then realizes she forgot toilet paper when she goes to the bathroom! With no other choice, she takes out a ten-cent coin a
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