Everyone Laughs at Me for Being a Busybody, but the Heartbreaker Calls Me His Godmother

(Goofy comedy + Metaphysics + System + Going Crazy + Parenting Variety Show + Variety Show Livestream)

After transmigrating into a book, the first thing Chu Huang did was go to the bathroom without bringing any toilet paper. With no other choice, she pulled out the immense fortune of one dime and bought a handkerchief from the female ghost next door to wipe her butt...

The female ghost asked, "How much?"

Chu Huang: "Ten cents!"

The female ghost: "Sure, sure."

Only later did she learn that this was a world where prices had collapsed, and ten cents was worth ten thousand yuan!

The System said this was a badly written novel that had been abandoned before the ending. All six villains had been written off, each death more absurd than the last.

For example, Villain No. 1 was so handsome that he looked in the mirror and died from his own good looks.

Villain No. 2 wolfed down dumplings and choked to death.

Villain No. 3 tried ghost pepper noodles and died from the heat.

Villain No. 4 was hit on the forehead by a falling dollop of bird droppings and then died from the stench.

Villain No. 5 tried wearing high heels and fell to his death.

Villain No. 6 was scared to death by a pimple that suddenly appeared on his face.

So Chu Huang's main quest was... to prevent the six villains from meeting their tragic ends!

Chu Huang: "...Do I get paid? If not, I'm not doing it!"

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[The village chief decrees: Bald people are forbidden from entering Turtle Village!]

That night, Chu Huang discovered that her son had caught a strange baldness disease, and clumps of hair were falling out.

At the same time, a certain movie star caught it too, and the two of them, one big and one small, ended up quarantined together.

The little darling felt his smooth bald head and declared with conviction, "We're both bald. Why not become sworn brothers?"

The movie star clicked his tongue. "We should become father and son instead."