So Absurdly Funny, I Was Dying Laughing in Bed in the Middle of the Night 沙雕笑死人,让我半夜在床上笑死
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Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? 老六老师:我淋过雨你们想撑伞?
[Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe
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Oh No, Lovesick Mr. Chi Can Read Minds 坏了,恋爱脑池总他有读心术
[Faithful couples, happy ending, mildly funny, mind reading, System, sweet romance] After a car accident, Shen Qingshu is taken by a System to the world of a book. When she opens her eyes, she's already at a wedding. She lets out a long sigh. Divorce. This marriage has to end. But when she sees the balance in her bank account, Shen Qingshu gives in. Anyone who brings up divorce is asking for trouble! Her husband is a wealthy, domineering CEO. Only a fool would divorce him! The first time she see
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The King of Hell’s Little One and an Unlucky Top-Tier Star Go Viral on a Parenting Show 阎王崽崽和倒霉顶流在娃综爆红了
[Beloved by everyone + face-slapping and putting villains in their place + a “delicate,” helplessly unlucky top-tier star × a powerhouse toddler who can uproot a willow tree] The little King of Hell had only just been reborn as a human baby when her own mother abandoned her in the mountains before she was even a month old. She was raised at Xuanzhen Temple for three years. The temple, once visibly thriving with incense and offerings, gradually fell into decline. Finally, unable to bear the burde
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Oh No! I Went to Meet the Emperor with My Parents and Accidentally Blurted Out My Inner Thoughts 要命!随爹娘面圣,不小心爆心声
[Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis
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The Beautiful, Rich School Belle’s Personal Bodyguard 白富美校花的贴身保镖
The strongest king of soldiers returns to the city, meets a beautiful, icy CEO, and embarks on a journey through the City of Flowers!
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The School Belle's All-Purpose Agent 校花的全能特工
[War god + campus belle + living together + romance development + comedy + wildly satisfying + no saintly protagonist + career and romance both take off + plenty of beautifully developed female characters] [The premium live-action audiobook is now available on Tomato Listen, and can also be found by searching Tomato] On the very first day after his retirement, Qin Zhaoyang inexplicably receives a marriage arrangement as a reward from the country. What he never expected was that the spoiled young
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The Campus Beauty's Bodyguard: The Campus Beauty Falls in Love 校花的贴身保镖,校花迷情
On the orders of his former superior, Yang Yu goes on a blind date with the boss’s daughter, setting off a string of entertaining encounters with a campus belle, a policewoman, and a nurse, all wrapped up in a dizzying story. My new work is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell
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The School Beauty's Close-Quarters Expert 校花的近身高手
At his invitation, I became the campus belle’s personal bodyguard, and even served as her decoy…
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The Stunning School Beauty's Bodyguard 极品校花的贴身保镖
Trained by a reclusive master and serving in a mysterious Special Forces unit, he is forced to retire early after a rescue mission goes wrong. A legendary soldier returns to the city to find his comrade's younger sister and becomes the campus belle's personal bodyguard. See how this top soldier makes his way through the city, kicking the rich kids around. “Stay away from me. The campus belle will get mad.”
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Living with the Campus Belle After Divorce: Why Are You in Such a Hurry, Ex-Wife? 离婚后和校花同居,前妻你急什么
[Urban fantasy + power fantasy + light pacing + live-in son-in-law + campus life + divine doctor + campus belle + complete, high-quality novel] The complete audiobook version, narrated by real people, is now available. Three years ago, my master sealed my strength and memories, then tossed me into the Xia family as their live-in son-in-law. For three years, the Xia family bullied and humiliated me, never treating me like a human being. Three years later, the Xia family finally kicked me out. But
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Wake Up! That Stoic Cutie Is Carrying a Blade 醒醒!那个面瘫萌妹她扛着刀
[Poker-faced, airheaded heroine x childish, immature hero] [Enter with caution: my studies are demanding, and my writing skills currently aren't up to handling the worldbuilding, so this is on indefinite hiatus.] [I can't bear to put my darling girl through hardship, so the heroine gets an absolutely ridiculous number of lucky breaks. No trials, no setbacks. Please think twice before reading if that bothers you.] Ye Sui, a zombie queen with supernatural powers who only wants to stay alive, trans
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This Time, the Princess Sent for a Political Marriage Is a Dud 这届和亲的公主不行
This is a modern story dressed in ancient garb, with each princess sent away for a political marriage representing a modern woman. Princess Chengjun, who switched careers to become a city-defense general, is a career-driven heroine. Princess Baihua, a homebody who avidly follows serialized stories, represents those of us who have read countless novels and cheered wildly for fictional characters. Princess Muyun, who loves money more than life, is a strong stepmother with a sharp tongue and a soft
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Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统:我靠砸钱打穿星际
[Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A
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The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜!
[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so
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There's No Need to Be Normal: She's Busy Being a Professional Manservant 做人不必太正常,专业男仆她很忙
This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h
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Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂
[Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and
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After the Tyrant and I Switched Bodies, All Four of My Exes Lost Their Cool 暴君和我互穿后,四个前任红了眼
Yuebai, a human princess whose beauty was beyond compare, was presented to the tyrant of the Dragon Clan as a caged songbird. One mishap later, she and the tyrant had switched bodies. Free of her cage, Yuebai used the tyrant’s incredibly handsome face to run riot throughout the imperial palace. The assembled court officials watched the bloodthirsty tyrant delicately raise a finger in a coquettish pose and point at the cage. “That little songbird in there is the most honored woman in the entire D
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After Tormenting Me, My Seven Brothers Line Up to Jump Off a Building 虐完我,七个哥哥排队跳楼
[Beloved by All + Revenge on Villains + The Ex’s Long Road to Winning Her Back] Everyone knew Si Chanchan loved Mo Jingshen. Too bad she had poured all her affection into a heartless man. After returning from her quick transmigration, the first thing she did was call off the engagement! But once the engagement was over, the jerk came crawling back on his own. Even her seven older brothers, who had ignored her in her previous life, now surrounded her every day. Eldest brother: “Chanchan, do you l
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My Life Is Yours 我的命,都给你
Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her.
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Honor of Kings: Moonlight, Blow Them Away! 王者:月光啊,闪爆他们!
[Meme System] + [Solo queue king] + [Random matchmaking] + [Livestream] + [All-rounder] + [Sweet romance] Jiang Yu was lucky enough to activate a System. Unfortunately, it was a bizarre meme-making System. As long as he performed an action or behavior associated with a particular hero, he could become the best player of that hero? “What does that mean? Are you saying...” [Ding! Detected Host walking along the wall. Acquired Baili Shouyue’s top-tier skills and understanding!] “So that means...” [
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Honor of Kings: From the Start, I Rule the Ninth Prison, Master of All Ten Thousand Prisons 王者:开局牢九门,我为万牢之主
[Solo Queue King]+ [Livestream]+ [Queue Snipe]+ [Power Fantasy] After losing nine games in a row and becoming the laughingstock of the internet, washed-up streamer Lu Chuan activates the God of Kings System! “Your Sikong Zhen win rate is 0%. You still taking requests?” “Even if you win, you’ll just be a carried loser, won’t you?” In response to the haters’ relentless abuse, he equips the title “Lord of Ten Thousand Prisons” and puts up a livestream headline: [Only playing the Nine Prison Picks u
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Honor of Kings: My Stats Are Maxed Out, but I Just Want to Live Off Someone Else! 王者:满属性的我,只想吃软饭!
[Maxed-out stats + AG + livestreaming + sweet romance + feel-good action + Five-Lane Road FMVP + cutting-edge tech] Chen An, whose stats are maxed out from the start, originally only wanted to live off someone else while calling the shots. But while helping AG with scrimmages, he made a name for himself in a single match with his Seven-Star Radiant Sword chasing down Fei Lei Shen! The beleaguered Nine Gates also got their spring with Chen An at the helm! He ran into Mad Demon Brother and used a
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Enlisting as a Military Policeman: Do I Need to Retire Early? 入伍当纠察,需要提前退伍?
[Modern Military + No System] Jiang Xiaolong had just transmigrated when he found himself in a recruit camp. He had planned to lie flat for two years, then inherit the family business, but unexpectedly, he was assigned to the military police... “Brother Long, where’s a good place for new recruits to be assigned after training?” “Logistics, the motor company, or the maintenance unit would all be fine. Just don’t get assigned to the military police.” “Why not?” “Never heard that the military polic
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This Huang Daxian Is a Bit of a Goofball 这个黄大仙有点嘚儿
No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio
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Livestream Sign-In: The Internet's Most Unhinged Streamer 直播签到:全网最抽象主播
[Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On
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The Lavish Daily Life of a Max-Level High Schooler 满级高中生的豪横日常
[Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...?
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Damn, Damn, Damn! Who Taught You to Be a Dad Like This? 靠靠靠靠靠!谁教你这么当爹的
As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b
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Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我!我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女
In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.)
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The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密
The Buddha Mother's Secret
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The Mysterious Corpse Retriever 诡秘捞尸人
The Mysterious Corpse Retriever
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The Blind Woman’s Wedding 盲女的婚礼
The Blind Girl's Wedding
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Terror at the Luxury Estate 豪苑惊魂
Terror at the Grand Estate
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The Strange Sword 诡剑
The Ghost Sword
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The Mysterious Domain City 诡秘域都
The Mysterious Domain City
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The Girlfriend Who Disappeared 我消失的女朋友
My Girlfriend Who Disappeared
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Transmigrated to Another World to Work as a Cleaner 穿越异界干保洁
There isn't just one system of power in the world! Flying cars, lightsabers, talismans, virtual reality, artificial intelligence... Is it science or fantasy? A top game developer transmigrates to another world just to lie flat and take a job as a cleaner?! Is it a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality...?
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The Qingling Rankings 清凌榜
The Qingling Rankings
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The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香
The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink
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Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子:社交牛逼症震惊全网
[Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give
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The Troublesome Wang Xiao'er 刁民王小二
Xiangxiang: Xiao Er, the radishes you grow are enormous. Wang Xiaoer: These aren’t radishes. They’re ginseng...
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I'm This Shameless, You Don't Actually Want to Hit Me, Do You? 我这么贱,你该不会想打我吧
[Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…”
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Streamer! Shut Up! You Can't Eat Extinct Species! 主播!住嘴!灭绝生物不能吃!
A livestream suddenly appears on a certain dogfighting platform. It isn’t a livestream of singing, dancing, rapping, or playing basketball. Instead, it’s about surviving alone in a frozen world. All the viewers think this is going to be an extremely serious survival livestream. But to their surprise, the streamer turns out to be a total goofball. Wasn’t this supposed to be about survival and building a base? How did it turn into fishing with [Nuclear Peace Dove]? And how did he catch an extinct
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Cultivation Chat Group 修仙聊天群
One day, Yu Xiao'an, an office worker who had just been fired, stumbled upon a strange cultivation chat group and accepted a commission to grow medicinal herbs. From then on, he became a farmer... But his customers had some very strange names: White Emperor Immortal King, Azure Dragon Immortal Lord, Purple Cloud Fairy, Azure Cloud Daoist, and so on. Then one day, the White Emperor Immortal King messaged him: “Little brother, you’re the future of the cultivation world! (☆_☆)” Yu Xiao'an smiled ca
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Great Martial World: Cultivation Chat Group 大武侠:修真聊天群
After transmigrating to the Northern Song Dynasty as the crown prince of a doomed kingdom, Zhao Heng can’t accept his fate. With a tragic end looming in the near future, Zhao Heng is restless and anxious. Then, his golden finger comes online. Facing the famous great figures of the Myriad Worlds in the chat group, Zhao Heng bursts into laughter. Well, time to get moving. Let’s just do this!
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Cultivation Chat Group 修仙聊天群
When Wang Chao discovered that his QQ group chat was full of cultivators, his life changed. Peach Blossom Medicine Immortal, hurry up and send me some pills to calm my nerves. Hey, Sword Sovereign of Shu Mountain, stop chopping people for a second and send me a flying sword, one faster than a rocket! And you, Treasure Refining Lord, where's that superior-grade magic treasure you promised me? Wang Chao had made up his mind: he was going to extort them. No, wait, he was going to seek immortal fate
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Immortal Realm Chat Group 仙界聊天群
Li Feng is unexpectedly pulled into a WeChat chat group called the Immortal Realm Chat Group, where he finds a list of familiar names: Erlang Shen Yang Jian, the Third Prince Nezha... Once he realizes the group is full of real immortals, Li Feng decides to keep a low profile and quietly grab the red packets. Bad Luck Talismans, Rebirth Pills, Savage Dragon Marrow Pearls... Until, “Ding! Nezha has requested to add you as a friend. Accept?” Damn it! Life is a play, and it all comes down to acting!
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The Three Realms Chat Group: The Immortals Treat Me Like Their Little Brother! 三界聊天群:神仙给我当小弟!
What do you do when you’re fired? What do you do when your girlfriend cheats on you? What do you do when you have terminal bone cancer? Chen Li faces all of it. Just as he’s on the brink of despair, he unexpectedly gets a chat group connecting the Three Realms. It’s full of all kinds of gods and immortals, and Chen Li turns out to be the group owner! One pill from Hua Tuo turns his cancer-ridden body into a martial arts prodigy! A pure-gold immortal peach from the God of Wealth makes him a multi
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Six Paths Cultivation Chat Group 六道修真聊天群
[New Release] [Story-Focused] [Unconventional Cultivation] [Mind-Bending: ★★★] Qin Shushu entered the wrong QQ account by mistake and stumbled into the Six Paths chat group. Everyone in the group seemed to him like a seriously ill patient suffering from xianxia delusions. And yet... After he tried practicing the cultivation technique belonging to Xuan Yi, the QQ account’s original owner... “By my name, chaos shall be born; by my name, the primordial shall be created!” “With a single thought, ete
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Chat Group: Visiting a Group Member's World to Gather a Thousand-Year-Old Ginseng 聊天群:去群友位面采千年人参
[Urban cultivation + spiritual qi revival + face-slapping + powerful heroine + chat group] She cultivates immortality while still in school. “Ding-dong! Welcome to the study group.” What kind of group is this? The members spend all day discussing cultivation methods, alchemy, and exploring secret realms. At first, she thinks they're just hardcore role-playing fans, but it turns out they're the real deal! After she learns the cultivation tips shared by You Xian, her memory improves instantly. Cau
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After a Hundred Thousand Years of Qi Refining, I’m Already Invincible 炼气十万年,我已经无敌
[Ten Thousand Years at the Qi Refining Realm + Invincible]+ [Reviving His Sect in the Lower Realm]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Defeating Every Villainous Sect]+ [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil]+ [Free Travel Between the Human, Immortal, and Demon Realms, as well as the Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth Timespaces]+ [Protagonist's Halo]+ [An Incredibly Satisfying Power Fantasy] Zuo Xiaoyu had spent a hundred thousand years in the Immortal Realm, stuck at the Qi Refining Realm. One day, he discover
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