Distinctively Funny Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts 特色搞笑文,给你笑到肚子直抽抽
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Tang Fan's Leisurely Life as a Landlord 唐凡悠闲的地主生活
Tang Fan was a modern office worker whose dreams had been drained away by the 996 work schedule. He died suddenly, only to wake up as the young master of a landowning family in Jiangnan. He owned a thousand mu of fertile fields and a sprawling courtyard, with a gentle maid, capable guards, and Uncle Qian, the old steward, handling everything for him. No more squeezing onto the subway, eating takeout, or worrying about his boss's moods. In the morning, someone helped him wash and dress. At noon,
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- 102 Myriad Worlds: I Accidentally Sent My Entire Class Transmigrating 诸天:我一不小心,送全班穿越了 It's college graduation season. I'll come clean: I'm the Dao Master. I can send anyone to transmigrate across the Myriad Worlds! How do you want to transmigrate? Get hit by a car, or struck by lightning? Would you like an old grandfatherly mentor, or a System? You don't believe me? Then give it a try! Wait! Did I send the entire class away after getting drunk? (Silly comedy with characters who are all completely out of character. If that's not your thing, don't read. Any resemblance to real peop 88Reads9.5Score—14d adds
- 103 Great Qin: The Divine Rankings Appear, and I Get Exposed for Trying to Lay Low 大秦:神榜现世,苟不住的我被曝光了 [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 36.4kReads9.1Score3k14d adds
- 104 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择:这个御兽师有亿点生猛 [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5k14d adds
- 105 I, Kongzi Hanma, Win People Over with Virtue, and My Disciples Are All Martial Sages 我范马孔子以德服人,弟子皆武圣 [System]+ [Invincible]+ [The Analects, Fists First]+ [Disciples]+ [Comedy]+ [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Kong De transmigrates to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, where he becomes a tutor at the Sage Academy and awakens the Persuade Others Through Virtue System. Kong De: “Ziyuan, what does ‘A gentleman who is not grave will not inspire awe’ mean?” Ziyuan: “It means that if a gentleman doesn't take himself seriously, people won't respect him.” Kong De: “Wrong. When a gentleman fights, —Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 106 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 25.2kReads9.3Score2.6k14d adds
- 107 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏:这人的兽魂进化太快了 [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 25.5kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds
- 108 Psycho Horror: In Front of Scumbags, What’s a Little Supernatural Weirdness? 鬼畜:人渣面前,诡异算个毛! Synopsis: From the start, he blew up the Nogi Demon Shrine and burned down the Yasukuni Demon Shrine. Reborn in a world filled with the supernatural, where gates were scattered across the land, and behind them lay endless horrors and madness. System successfully activated. Binding to the Justice System... Confess your love to a supernatural being? A supernatural being comes asking you to name its true form? “Young master, what do I look like to you?” Chen Si: “You look like a little blonde, blue 1.7kReads9.2Score18114d adds
- 109 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我,双面手术师,职业开膛手 Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20.4kReads9.4Score2.3k14d adds
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The Princess Consort Is a Master Chef and Healer 王妃厨医双绝
Mu Rong Yue, a modern-day culinary genius, works day and night to develop new ingredients and finally earns the title of God of Cooking. But at the award ceremony, she suddenly dies from overwork and transmigrates into the body of Mu Rong Yue, the neglected eldest daughter of the Minister's household. The original Mu Rong Yue was sent to the countryside as a child, where she accidentally became the disciple of the renowned physician Gong Sun Xuan. Her medical skills are extraordinary and she's k
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- 111 Your Highness, the Princess Consort Blew Up the Chancellor's Residence! 王爷,王妃把丞相府炸了! Su Xiaoshu, a modern poison doctor, accidentally transmigrates during a work assignment into the body of Su Xiao, the neglected legitimate daughter of the prime minister’s household in the Da Qing Kingdom. From then on, she turns her life around, tramples the white-lotus beauty, and tears apart the scheming green tea. Su Xiao is forced to marry Ouyang Xue. Ouyang Xue may be cold on the outside but warmhearted underneath, and the best part is that he’s rich and unbelievably handsome. Su Xiao coul 140Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 112 Records of the Mortal Realm Beyond the River of Forgetfulness 忘川红尘录 Meng Po Chu Yao has no heartbeat or emotions and knows nothing of the seven feelings and six desires of the mortal world. She is innocent and carefree. She oversees the Wangchuan Inn, helping the ghosts who come there resolve their regrets and drink Meng Po’s soup so they can be reborn in peace. Gu Hanxi is a divine lord of the Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Emperor’s son, entrusted with protecting the Three Realms and heir to the Heavenly Palace. After Gu Hanxi breaks through the ninth stage of 3Reads—Score—14d adds
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An Autobiography of a Transmigrator 穿越者自传
Just like the title says, I’m a transmigrator, and I’ve transmigrated more than once. Believe it or not, what I’m about to tell you is my own experience.
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- 114 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.7kReads9.3Score6.7k14d adds
- 115 EN Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 126kReads9.2Score15.1k14d adds
- 116 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷,您真在地府造反了? [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 17.5kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
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The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香
The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink
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Quick Transmigration: The Mountain King Uses a System to Make Countless Scumbags Suffer 快穿:山大王靠系统虐哭无数渣
[A completely brainless story, don’t nitpick the logic] [Just here for a bit of fun, hope it makes you smile] [The protagonist isn’t perfect, so please don’t hold them to moral standards] Quick transmigration, no pointless chatter. Whatever makes me happy goes! Small-world previews: A scumbag acts like he’s deeply in love while eyeing what’s in someone else’s bowl? Great! I’ll flip the whole table on him! (✓) A disciple keeps trying to steal the immortal pills and covets the great treasure vaul
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Reborn as Cannon Fodder: I Really Don’t Want to Be the Funny Girl 炮灰重生:我真不想当搞笑女啊
[Goofy, showbiz, feel-good, sweet romance] "Socially anxious guy vs. social butterfly girl" As a cannon-fodder character, Liu Lannian won a lottery and got a fresh start. In her previous life, she was a shy girl with paper-thin skin. This time, she let her true nature show. To save cannon fodder from bizarre deaths, she said in her deep voice, “Don’t be scared. I’m right here.” When she ran into an old man trying to scam her, she opened her banking app. “This is all the money I have. Can I help
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- 120 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八 [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.6kReads9.6Score3.5k14d adds
- 121 Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房 [The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.” 1.4kReads9.0Score16114d adds
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Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园:人在前面飞,魂在后面追
Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On
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- 123 With My Ridiculous Antics, I Became the Mental Hospital's Favorite 我靠沙雕,在精神病院当起了团宠 All the patients in this mental hospital have superpowers. Every day, they fly around in the sky on broomsticks, shouting “Accio.” Bai Piaopiao is the only patient who can't fly through the sky on a broomstick. To keep from sticking out too much, she has no choice but to fly along the ground on hers. “Look! That idiot is flying along the ground on a broomstick! Hahahaha, is she Harry Potter's sister, Harry Trotter?” Bai Piaopiao: “...” The nimble superpowered patient No. 1, the superpowered pati 35Reads7.8Score—14d adds
- 124 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜!顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 6.3kReads9.5Score97414d adds
- 125 The Max-Level Expert Transmigrates into a Book and Crushes the Secret Identity Novel's Heroine 满级大佬穿书后完爆马甲文女主 [Dual transmigration into a book + Exposing Each Other's Secret Identities + Feel-Good Wish Fulfillment + Supporting Character Takes Down the Female Lead] Lin Yingzhuo transmigrated into a book about secret identities and became the original heroine's fake-sweetheart older sister. The original heroine had countless secret identities and was the beloved goddess of the whole story, both cool and dazzling. Lin Yingzhuo's mission was to expose all of the heroine's secret identities and become friend 1.2kReads9.5Score22314d adds
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A Journey Toward Life 一路向生
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- 127 A Colorful Life 多彩的人生 A Colorful Life 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 What Goes Around Comes Around, and Sooner or Later It’ll Reach My Door 风水轮流转,早晚到我家 What goes around comes around. Sooner or later, it’ll be my turn. 6Reads—Score114d adds
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After a Hundred Thousand Years of Qi Refining, I’m Already Invincible 炼气十万年,我已经无敌
[Ten Thousand Years at the Qi Refining Realm + Invincible]+ [Reviving His Sect in the Lower Realm]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Defeating Every Villainous Sect]+ [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil]+ [Free Travel Between the Human, Immortal, and Demon Realms, as well as the Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth Timespaces]+ [Protagonist's Halo]+ [An Incredibly Satisfying Power Fantasy] Zuo Xiaoyu had spent a hundred thousand years in the Immortal Realm, stuck at the Qi Refining Realm. One day, he discover
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The World-Turning CEO 翻天大总裁
A man from Jiangdu stumbles upon an extraordinary opportunity, rises to become a tycoon, and gets caught up in one absurd, hilarious, and bizarre adventure after another. The novel is thrilling and intense, laugh-out-loud funny, and full of suspense and wild ideas. It is perfect for relaxing, having a good time, and giving your mind a workout. Well worth a read.
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- 131 Najimu 那叽母 This book tells of the absurd lives of those mothers, with humorous jokes, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, a System, diverse worlds, and more. Relax and enjoy yourself, delight in its endless wit, and let it take you to a beautiful realm. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 132 Laughter Fills the Martial World: The Cracked Pot and the Drake 笑满江湖:破罐与鸭公 Cave abodes, deserted islands, tomb raiding, immersive settings, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, the System, variety... Hilarious, comical, relaxing and fun, endlessly clever and entertaining, with occasional unusual sentence structures, ingenious plots, and unexpected twists... Promotion has barely even started... Endless, relaxing fun is the main theme. The story depicts the absurd and embarrassing mishaps that befall Pot-Breaker and Duck-Head through sheer coincidence, then u 8Reads—Score—14d adds
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Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰
[Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi
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- 134 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭,千愿之约 “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 7Reads—Score—14d adds
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Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Female Lead in a CEO Romance 重生成霸总文里的炮灰女配
Rather than turn your frustrations inward, go crazy and blame everyone else. That is Shen Jiu's motto. What's wrong with being a nobody from the bottom ranks with a buggy System? What should you do when you open your character stats and discover that the crazy CEO's affection for you has gone up? Frenziedly spend points to lower it, of course! Then the CEO keeps wondering if he's on the verge of a psychotic break... What do you mean, a CEO romance novel? This is obviously Shen Jiu's memoir of de
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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I'm a Coder, I'm the Universe 我是码农,我是宇宙
This is a high-concept novel that combines realism, business, science fiction, and the intellectual thrill of a power fantasy. It’s a new kind of web fiction, unlike traditional stories that rely on emotional wish fulfillment! Zhang Wei uses SAP as his System to cultivate immortality and attain the Dao! Yes, you read that right! The same SAP as the German ERP system! Zhang Wei’s System! This sly guy actually built a cultivation path around SAP, from Foundation Establishment to Core Formation, Na
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- 138 I'm Really Just a Rogue Cultivator 我真的只是一介散修 P.S. The opening is told in flashback. If you find it hard to follow, try starting from Chapter Three. I was expelled from the sect from the start, but after I left, the whole place fell into chaos and everyone was miserable? I can’t cultivate, but I can use the laws of Heaven? The elder who expelled me regretted it bitterly? As an angel investor, I have to keep investing to grow stronger? In the cultivation world, I’m a legend with powerful backers everywhere. Others rely on hard work, but I r —Reads8.4Score—14d adds
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System, I'm the Big Boss of the Demon Realm 系统我是魔界扛把子
Theme: Save the day from sadness! Fan Jianqiang, a seasoned transmigrator, is once again whisked away to an unfamiliar place by his goofy System. He gets struck by lightning the moment he is born. But this time, the System treats him well: not only does he awaken an invincible skill, he also gets a whole host of unexpected benefits! Lighthearted + comedy + System + invincible + skills + sweet romance + multiple heroines The content is being polished. Since there are many female characters, you c
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Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统:我靠砸钱打穿星际
[Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A
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This Director Is Damn Good 这位导演,真牛皮
[Alternate Universe] [Single Female Lead] [Slice of Life] [Feel-Good] At the 47th Golden Horse Awards in 2010, the Best Director ceremony is underway. Stephen Chow: “Director Jiang Wen, what do you think of Director Huo Qitian's nomination?” Jiang Wen spots Huo Qitian seated below and grins. “Nomination? Speaking for myself, I declare Director Huo Qitian this year's Best Director!” “Well, you must really like Director Huo.” “I can't help it. He's just that damn good! Li Xiaolu won the Golden Hor
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This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧?
After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his
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