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1. 601 三 Three Kingdoms: The General Is Powerful, but Sick 三国：将军很强，但有病 Le Yili乐译力10k WordsCompleted Three Kingdoms: The General Is Mighty, but He's Sick 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Hope it makes you smile.

2. 602 论 How I Won Over a Review-Bombing Menace 论一个差评狂魔如何被我拿下 Sheng Jiangsu笙姜蒜16k WordsCompleted How I Won Over the Ultimate One-Star Reviewer —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Sick and funny, patients go both ways

3. 603 七 Seven Stars Fall on the City 七星落都市 Thirty-Seven-Degree Ice三十七度冰Urban143k WordsOngoing The seven disciples of the Tianheng Sect each have a unique skill: The eldest has infinite strength, the second can hear for miles, the third is impervious to blades and spears, the fourth can conjure fire in his palm, the fifth controls water, the sixth can turn invisible and walk through walls, and the seventh has a treasure pouch that can store anything. The seven brothers transmigrate together to the modern world. Though they have the Seven Star Art at their disposal, every day they still —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   With the Seven Star Secret in hand, you can make a living in the city. There is helplessness in the joy.

4. 604 在 Swimming in Your Arms 在你怀里游泳 Sheng Jiangsu笙姜蒜7k WordsCompleted Swimming in Your Embrace —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 605 好 I Really Want to Become Human 好想变成人类 Want to Become Human想要变成人类Eastern Fantasy629k WordsCompleted [Funny] [Lighthearted] [Pop-Culture References] [No Angst] [Heavy on Philosophy!] [Heavy on Philosophy!!] If God defines the world, who defines humanity? Mortal or immortal, all will ultimately acknowledge your divinity. 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This funny daily novel is really on point. The protagonist is cute and cute, and he is quick to criticize people. Together with the unreliable "god", they are a happy comedy combination. Every dialogue can make me choke with laughter. There is no sadistic plot in the whole process, it is all about relaxing daily life. When you are in a bad mood, read two chapters and your worries will disappear immediately!

6. 606 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 282Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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   Check out this book. It's very funny.

7. 607 系 The System Makes Me Act Like a Fool, While the Big Shots' Favorability Soars 系统逼我瞎作妖，大佬好感高高飘 Mi Ge's Little Sidekick米哥的小跟班Modern Romance107k WordsOngoing [Comedy] [Icy Big Shot vs. Fussy Little White Flower] [Something Is Off About the Big Shot] [Sweet Romance] Workplace slacker Jiang Miao accidentally got bound to a maddeningly troublesome System and was forced to cause a scene in front of icy big shot Qin Heng to stay alive! The System made me act like a drama queen. If I didn't complete the tasks, I'd embarrass myself in public. All I wanted was to slack off, but the big shot's gaze kept getting stranger. One second he wanted to throw me off t 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Chew Chew Chew, readers feed quickly

8. 608 妲 Daji's Diary 妲己的日记 Great Sage Duo Duo大圣铎铎Female-Channel Fanfiction330k WordsCompleted I’m Su Daji, history’s greatest femme fatale. After dying from overwork, I transmigrated into this world, right in front of the tyrant who’s been reviled for three thousand years. Then he scooped me into his arms. “You’re my woman. If I want to hold you, I will.” Well, maybe this tyrant isn’t so tyrannical after all? Later, I discovered that the empire, the great mission of deification, and everything else were all just the gods’ KPIs. Jiang Ziya was a master of making promises in PowerPoint. Sh 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [Double Happiness·Double Explosion of Epileptic Sweet Pets] New books are airborne, one is so funny that the neighbors call the police, and the other is so sweet that it can cause tooth decay! First come, first served, all are treasures - Book 1: "Daji's Diary" [Fengshen Edition Moments] The 996 community animal died suddenly while working overtime, and woke up as Su Daji, the evil concubine who brought disaster to the country. She thought there was going to be a palace fight, but King Zhou picked her up and said, "You are mine. I can hug her if I want." - Huh? Why is this tyrant so sweet? 🔥 Three must-see reasons: · Anti-routine subversion, laughing until your abdominal muscles ache: Jiang Ziya is a top PPT painting master, Shen Gongbao is a pyramid scheme after failing the public examination, Bigan is an old gangster who accepts death, and Fei Zhong and Youhun, the two "treacherous ministers" are actually the happiest partners in the court! It uses modern workplace rants to blast the world of gods, and every page is full of hilarious phrases like "So that's how it is." · King Zhou was sober in the world and devoted himself to doting on his wife: he would not go to court to accompany his wife, stewed bird's nests every day, and kept talking about love - "So what if you are a vixen? I married you." "They do what they do, and we do what we do." The tyrant who has been scolded for three thousand years is actually the most normal and reliable man in the book! · Diary style + sand sculpture imagination, the first chapter: no bitter and bitter palace fights, no tormenting romances, only workplace complaints + daily love life of a time-traveling queen. After reading it, you will wonder: Was the "Feng Shen Bang" I watched as a child a pirated version? 👉 Time travel + funny + sweet pet + counter-routine, one chapter makes you laugh out loud, two chapters make you laugh, and three chapters are so sweet that you can get cavities! The bookshelf has been added, and that's it! Book 2: "Epispia, all is epileptic, the cute little epileptic master breaks into love" [Epislepsy is a sweet pet ceiling] Shen Qingqing, the imperial concubine of Liang Dynasty, was imprisoned in a mental hospital as soon as she opened her eyes. He yelled "Bold" to the doctor and used the nurse's station as the royal kitchen. The attending doctor collapsed: "This patient, why don't you leave the hospital?" After being discharged, he parachuted into the CEO's home. He said with a cold face: "Don't embarrass me." Later, he knelt down on one knee and said: "Queen, I resign." - I never taught you this! 🔥Three reasons you must read: · Famous "cute" scenes that make you roll with laughter: being afraid of shouting sorcery in the elevator, giving orders to Siri, drawing relationship diagrams during meetings to capture office romance... Each chapter has the golden phrase "this palace", and the neighbor laughed so hard at the social death scene that he called the police! · The tooth-melting "crazy pick-up" style of pampering: when she goes crazy, he protects her; when she goes crazy, he accompanies her. From "I'll hold you" to "Go crazy when you go home, I'll accompany you", the ten years of waiting in both directions, the whole process was free of abuse and only "you are worth it". · Past and present life + full of suspense: Is she a noble concubine, or a seventeen-year-old girl who disappeared? "Qingqing, wait for me" was written on the back of the photo in the study, and the date was ten years ago - and she had just traveled through time for seven days. The truth is revealed bit by bit, and I laugh again after crying, and eat again after laughing. 👉 Past and present + contract marriage + office sweet pet + redemption literature, crazy, sweet and addictive! Bookshelf has been added, no money required!

9. 609 癫 Mad, All of You Are Mad! The Adorably Unhinged Princess Takes on Love 癫，都癫，癫萌小主闯情关 Great Sage Duo Duo大圣铎铎Modern Romance218k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into the modern world as a spoiled princess, then sent to a hospital for being mentally ill? I am Shen Qingqing, Noble Consort of the Great Liang. I shout “How dare you!” at the doctor, treat the nurses’ station as the imperial kitchen, and teach my fellow patients to use palace intrigue to deal with their families… The attending physician breaks down: “Why don’t you just get discharged?” After leaving the hospital, I make a surprise appearance at the CEO’s home. He says coldly, “D 2Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 610 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 3.5kReads7.3Score401Shelves

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    Little Chenyu, are you trying to laugh me to death? What kind of super invincible little cutie is this? She's cute and fierce at the same time, and she's also super protective of her shortcomings. She has a full sense of justice, and she won't show any mercy when she slaps people in the face and abuses them all the way. One book is completed and the other is a sequel. I really like Little Chenyu.

11. 611 三 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance480k WordsOngoing [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 15Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 612 齐 Langya of Qijun 齐郡琅琊 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Historical762k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + rise to power + industrial superpower + Western Zhou + Qi + Jiang Ziya + close-knit siblings + meticulously researched historical wish fulfillment] A pair of modern genius siblings, both with PhDs, transmigrate into the fief of Jiang Ziya in the Western Zhou dynasty. The elder brother, Lin Minghe, has a doctorate in materials science and is an expert in metallurgy. His younger sister, Lin Qiw Wu, has a doctorate in medicine and has also studied biology. They wake up as the youn 19Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 613 全 My Whole Family Transmigrated, and My Ex Became My Brother-in-Law 全家穿越：前男友成了大伯哥 Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance443k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Business + Imperial Exams + Officialdom + Family Bonds + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Almost complete, so read with confidence! Open it now to see how the Su family rises from nothing and dominates the ancient world! The whole family transmigrates to ancient times, and from the start all they have is a shabby bubble tea shop! While others transmigrate and fight over household or palace intrigue, Su Wan joins forces with her carpenter father and top-student older brother to build 274Reads—Score103Shelves
14. 614 被 Abducted into the Mountains to Continue the Family Line, But I’m the Wrong Gender 被拐大山传宗接代，可我性别不合适吧 The Toad Who Can't Get the Swan吃不到天鹅肉的癞蛤蟆8k WordsCompleted Kidnapped into the mountains to carry on the family line, but isn't my gender a problem? 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is the funniest short story I've ever seen. [Full] [Full] [Full]

15. 615 侯 The Marquis's Manor Mistress Is an AI 侯府主母是AI Orange Heart at Peace橙子心安然Ancient Romance311k WordsCompleted Yu Jinghong, an all-purpose AI from the 23rd century, had been human for just one week when she transmigrated into the body of the most unfortunate matriarch in an ancient marquis’s household! Three days into her marriage, she was left alone in her room while the whole household waited to laugh at her. But then she activated a scanning System. It could see through things, test for poison, predict people’s motives, and even provide paternity tests! Were her parents, supposedly “killed in battle,” 6Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 616 男 The Handsome Fox Spirit Weeps and Insists on Marrying Me, But I’m a Woman 男狐狸精哭着，闹着要做我的娘子，可是我是女的啊 I Love Handsome Men我爱大美男8k WordsCompleted The male fox spirit cries and throws a tantrum, insisting he wants to be my wife. But I’m a woman! 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Super funny, ridiculous [smile][smile] The domineering heroine and her little fox "good wife"

17. 617 爆 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Fantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Jinxed Tongue + Sibling Shenanigans + Best Friends + Gossip-Watching + System + Learning Skills] [No Romance] [Comedy] Reborn as Nezha’s little sister, I thought I could just lie flat and enjoy being everyone’s favorite. But the moment I opened my mouth, Dad lost his beard. I opened it again, and the Southern Heavenly Gate came crashing down. The whole Heavenly Court thought my brother did it. Nezha: Go ahead and cause trouble, sis. I’ll take the blame! Li Jing: Don’t 1.1kReads—Score113Shelves

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    I have caught up with the latest chapter, it is so good [Send Hearts] [Send Hearts] [Send Hearts] [No CP + Eat Melon 🍉 + Group Pet + Crow Mouth 👄 + System + Myth Fans + Funny] Dressed as Nezha's sister, Li Luochan thought she could lie down and become the group pet. As soon as she opened her eyes, Li Jing stabbed her face with his beard. "Dad, shave this beard!" ——Oh, the beautiful beard that King Li Tianwang had kept for thousands of years was wiped out on the spot. Pupil earthquake in the whole family: Follow your words?! Nezha laughed wildly: "Well done, sister! I've long disliked this beard!" From then on, the Li family had another family rule: cherish the heavenly buildings and stay away from Li Luochan's mouth. ——Because she casually said "Don't knock down Nantianmen", Nantianmen was disbanded on the spot. Later, the shadow demon invaded, and the gods and Buddhas were helpless. She casually said "die to me" - the shadow demon is gone. Buddhism is coming to rob people, and heaven is coming to protect them. Li Luochan: "I'm only three years old! Why do you want me to save the world?" Nezha patted his chest: "Don't be afraid, sister, you can get into any trouble, Brother Guo will take care of it for you!"

18. 618 全 Everyone's Gossiping: The General's Little Cotton Jacket Has a Leak 全员吃瓜：将军的小棉袄漏风了 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Ancient Romance559k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Favorite + No Romance + Lighthearted + Hilarious] Gossiping got me killed, so the underworld compensated me with a giant loudspeaker that broadcasts my thoughts! My name is Gu Niannian, a veteran gossip lover. I died at twenty-two after watching a wife and her husband's mistress tear into each other, when a flying high heel hit me squarely in the head. A rookie Grim Reaper fumbled and took the wrong soul. To make amends, the scheming King of Hell handed me the 4.5kReads8.8Score429Shelves
19. 619 黑 The Boys: Sign In for the Eight Wonders, and Homelander Is in Trouble 黑袍：签到八奇技，祖国人麻了 Grand Epic鸿篇巨Urban201k WordsCompleted [The Boys + Eight Extraordinary Techniques + System + sign-in + multiple female leads + Hollywood actresses + fanfiction] He transmigrates into the world of The Boys, becoming an unlucky Hollywood stunt double. The original owner was struck by Homelander’s heat vision while filming a movie, then hit a sharp object and lost consciousness. That’s how he transmigrated into the body. After transmigrating, he gets a “God-Tier sign-in System” and receives the Six-Congruity Immortal Thief, one of the E 198Reads—Score—Shelves

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    During the filming of the movie, the original owner was hit by a heat vision from the motherland and lost consciousness when he hit a sharp object. This allowed him to travel through time. After time travel, he came with a "god-level sign-in system". The novice gift package directly opened one of the eight magic skills, the Liuku Immortal Thief. From now on, Causeway Bay... No... America has only one person from the motherland, and that is me, Xiao Ming! 🤗🌸😇🌸🦬🦬🦬😂

20. 620 天 The Taoist Master's Wife Is a Spirit Medium 天师道长的出马仙儿老婆 Strong Ginkgo Leaf强壮的银杏叶Modern Romance275k WordsCompleted Twenty-five years ago, the Kiku School from Japan used every sort of scheme to persecute the various branches of China’s occult world. Xuan De, the Taoist master then leading Maoshan, joined forces with experts from Longhu Mountain, the Northeastern Shamanic sect, and a mysterious organization within the Chinese government. Together, they foiled the Kiku School’s plan to wipe out China’s occult traditions. Twenty-five years later, Zhang Xuanqing, the private disciple of Maoshan’s current master 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I haven't been amused in a long time. This book is so funny. The master kicked the heavenly master down the mountain with a marriage certificate, and married the funny girl Cima Xian before he could slay the demons.

21. 621 金 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.8kReads8.3Score491Shelves

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    Crazy hilarious

22. 622 地 The Underworld’s Oddballs 地府奇葩 The Wind Chime of Time岁月的风铃9k WordsCompleted The Netherworld's Oddballs —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I just wrote it today, and it's still like this

23. 623 我 I’m the School Bully’s Older Sister 我是校霸他亲姐 Aolili奥里里Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted [A heartwarming story of school life, a System, an ensemble cast, and growing together] [A cool, aloof guy who’s secretly vain and flirtatious × a sweet-looking, confident and strong heroine who’s devoted to her studies] P.S. Both leads are top students. They don’t get together until college. Ye Shu encountered the Fate System 007 and foresaw that her younger brother, Zhou Sheng, would end up in prison at twenty. She decided to investigate at his school herself and prevent that terrible future. 2.5kReads9.2Score334Shelves

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    It's really beautiful!!! The plot is not as bloody as other novels, and the parents also have emotional lines. This novel is divided into two books. The male and female protagonists are not in puppy love! You won't be able to fall in love until you are in college. I love you. I love you. [Sending my heart] [Sending my heart]

24. 624 我 I Make a Name for Myself in Showbiz with My Brilliant Mentally Ill Acting 我靠精神病演技在娱乐圈封神 Also to the Power of Two也次方Two Male Leads141k WordsCompleted When I transmigrated into a book as a tragic cannon-fodder character, I was falling from a rooftop. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of a cold, stern figure on the roof and concluded that he was Zhou Ke, the murderer who had pushed me. “Damn it! If I'm going to die, I'm taking you down with me!” I grabbed him by the neck and kissed him hard, biting until I tasted blood. But when I let go and closed my eyes, he caught me and hauled me back onto the roof. Without a second thought, I 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This two-male entertainment book will definitely make you laugh your head off. The mental state is very beautiful, sweet and silly.

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