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1. 551 全 Global Survival: A Big Blue Fish from the Start 全民求生：开局一条蓝色大肥鱼 The Best AI Trainer最会调教AI之人Sci-Fi & Apocalypse288k WordsOngoing [Everyone’s survival + apocalypse + post-apocalypse + fun-loving protagonist + lighthearted comedy + freeloading big blue fat fish] The day Typhoon Bavi made landfall, Lin Chen was reborn. In this life, the typhoon didn’t weaken. It only grew stronger. Torrential rain flooded the city, and the System for Everyone’s Survival arrived. While everyone else scrambled for water and food and banded together to survive, a new feature appeared in Lin Chen’s System, one nobody else had. A big blue fat fis 2kReads—Score225Shelves

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   Heavy rains flooded the city, floods struck the apocalypse, and the people struggled to survive! Only the male protagonist is different. He relies on a fat fish system to win. Others are snatching supplies, but he sits at home and waits for supplies to come to his door!

2. 552 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 302.4kReads9.6Score33.7kShelves

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   These two books are particularly good, I highly recommend them. They are so funny that they make people's stomachs ache when they laugh, and the female protagonists are all in need. Laughing from the first scene to the end, highly recommended. It's super funny. It's really good-looking. It makes my stomach hurt when I laugh. It's so funny that it makes me laugh out loud.

3. 553 7 749 Bureau: From the Start, I Became a Zombie 749局：开局变成僵尸 I'm Not a Madam, Am I?我不是太太吧？Mystery1.6M WordsOngoing "Ruthless and decisive" "All monsters deserve to die" "I’m a monster? Then I deserve to die too!" "No female lead" "A slightly slow start" "Takes off later" Li Buguo is an online absurdist streamer who makes a career out of wild antics. On the Ghost Festival, just as he was making his comeback, a strange beast being hunted by Bureau 749 happened to pass by and pierced his chest. It sent him straight through the open Gates of Hell, only for a ghost to kick him back out. He became an exceptionally 64.7kReads8.9Score8.2kShelves

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   An imaginative idea: Zombies also need democratic voting. To choose the zombie king, you rely on canvassing votes to see whose promise is more outrageous. Some zombies say they want to build public rental housing in the tomb, and some zombies promise to give out a bucket of blood packs every week. They play modern jokes into ancient legends, which is full of freshness.

4. 554 别 Stop Competing! My System Only Knows How to Screw Me Over and Slack Off 别卷了！我的系统只会坑爹和摆烂 Seaweed from Somalia索马里海带的海带Eastern Fantasy280k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted everyday comedy] [Absolutely hilarious] [Subverts the usual tropes] [System] [Romantic push and pull] Tired of the usual cultivation grind and punching above your weight to kill stronger opponents? Check out this unconventional masterpiece that’ll have you laughing your way through the cultivation world! Jiang Baibai, an immortal who just wants to lie flat, binds himself to the Lie Flat System. While everyone else secludes themselves to break through, he sunbathes to hit his lie-f —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Funny male protagonist, amusing fellow students, lots of plots, this is my first time following a book.

5. 555 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 10.5kReads9.2Score1.2kShelves
6. 556 疯 The Unhinged Mercenary Is Still Stealing the Countess’s Thigh-Highs Today 疯批佣兵今天也在偷女伯爵黑丝 Pineapple Ice Bear菠萝冰熊Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsOngoing Diablo + a beautiful lunatic + an arrogant young lady + a sweet, soft girl + a lighthearted, hilarious, chaotic adventure + a Western fantasy ensemble cast + old friends + pure wish fulfillment ὅ ◡ ὅ ♡ [Beautiful Lunatic] Blood Raven Lena regularly steals Miss Vera's black stockings and blows up the tavern in Rogue Encampment for good measure. [Arrogant Countess] Vera cleans up everyone's messes with a poisoned blade while elegantly sipping tea. “Fools, get on your knees and thank me.” [Ice Mag 146Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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   A silly Western fantasy novel set in the magical world of Diablo. The female protagonist is a tsundere countess, a crazy mercenary beauty and a cute little pharmacist. The male protagonist is an ice mage. The protagonists include paladins, barbarians and Amazons. Easy-going comedy, swords and magic, lords and dragons, seven demons and archangels and other characters. Light novel style, cool writing [laughs]

7. 557 炮 After the Cannon Fodder Female Lead Quit Chasing Him, She Went All In on Messing with the Male Lead’s Head 炮灰女配不追后，狂搞大男主心态 A Leap of Faithful Fortune一跃锦鲤Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd Humor and Memes + Lighthearted Comedy + Ensemble Cast + Everyone's Darling] Xie Fu transmigrates into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers as a disposable female supporting character. The plot has the heroine, Jiang Yue, chosen by the male lead over his beloved junior sister. Heartbroken, the junior sister turns into a vicious villainess. Are women in male-oriented novels supposed to be nothing but stepping stones for the male lead? Sorry, no. She's a woman, not a doormat. There are 507Reads8.7Score101Shelves

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   🔥🔥The heroine is a giant sand sculpture. Xie Fu's humorous explanations add a lot of color to Xianmen's live broadcast, and her inspiration often comes from daily interactions with sect disciples. Those funny jokes and interesting stories are all vivid portrayals of sect life. [Top post]

8. 558 上 Handing It Over to the State: The Bureau of Supernatural Recruitment Exams 上交国家：诡异考编办 Wild Boar Rooting Around野猪乱拱Mystery457k WordsOngoing Urban fantasy + supernatural resurgence + national destiny + dungeon challenges + civil service exams + scheming protagonist + faith in a great nation Three years after the supernatural resurgence began around the world, everyone turns pale at the mention of the supernatural. Only Jiang Lin can see how favorably the supernatural beings regard him. A red-robed vengeful ghost demands his life? He pulls out the Civil Code and persuades her to seek legal aid. A human-faced spider wants to kill peopl 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   In the weird era, others are trying their best to eliminate Weiyi, but he is helping Weiyi take the exam! Who said Weiyi can't be a civil servant?!😇😂🐜

9. 559 地 The Mediterranean Sea's Wicked Female Lead, You... 地中海恶毒女配，你…… Wen Xing闻形6k WordsCompleted Mediterranean Villainess, You... —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It was the first time I saw the vicious heroine of the Mediterranean and she made a fortune laughing.

10. 560 斩 Slay the Gods: A Mysterious Invasion? Then Let's Have a Midnight Snack! 斩神：神秘入侵？那今晚加餐！ Planting Stars in the Ruins在废墟种星星Female-Channel Fanfiction288k WordsOngoing Xu Xiaoman had been unable to taste anything for eighteen years, yet she had always helped out in her family's little restaurant. She measured seasoning by the gram, judged the heat by the bubbles, and guessed whether a dish was salty or bland by watching the customers' expressions. Then, on the night the restaurant was closing, a masked monster burst into the kitchen. The creature's flesh, bones, and the core hidden inside suddenly appeared in layers before her eyes. When a trace of mysterious 615Reads—Score102Shelves

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    [Blowing Kiss] The heroine will never hold back, and her abilities are super weird. The cooperation with Qiye is absolutely crazy, the whole process is hard-core in pursuing career, push push push👉

11. 561 洪 Honghuang: I, Shen Gongbao, Humbly Ask All Fellow Daoists to Stay 洪荒：贫道申公豹，请诸道友留步 Ciming, Unparalleled慈明无双Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Keywords: [Shen Gongbao * helpful and righteous * timely rain * warmhearted * values loyalty over beauty * Herald of Loyalty and Righteousness * Joyful Tathagata * Leopard Buddha] Shen Gongbao woke up one day reborn in the primordial world, on Kunlun Mountain. My name is Shen Gongbao, and I actually transmigrated into Shen Gongbao? The General Who Divides the Waters after the Investiture of the Gods? The general who plugs up the eye of the North Sea? Who understands this kind of miserable fate? 36.2kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves

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    [Grass has been planted] [Grass has been planted] Since you force me to be a villain, then I will personally rewrite the list of gods! The protagonist uses the appearance of a black lotus to defy the will of heaven and change his destiny, and there are endless tricks: tricking Taoist monk Ran Deng into killing himself, turning Yang Jian into a working god of war, tricking the leader of Tongtian Cult to demolish the Zixiao Palace...

12. 562 万 Murder Mystery Across Myriad Worlds 万界剧本杀 Graceful, Never Too Late莞莞不晚Urban225k WordsCompleted [New Book Just Released] [Travels Across the Myriad Worlds] [Light on the Female Lead and Her Storyline] Jiang Nuo, an ordinary nobody, found hope after the ups and downs of life. The Script Murder System chose him. Now he will lead players in exploring one world after another. There are ancient worlds, modern worlds, immortal cultivation worlds, and mythological worlds. Explore the myriad worlds and change the course of their stories. That is what Jiang Nuo, the ultimate DM and owner of Nuo Nuo 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [The new book has just been released] [Traveling through the heavens and the worlds] [There are not many plots for the young female protagonist]] Explore the world and change the plot of the world. 🤗😋😴😬

13. 563 头 With a Chat Feed Over My Head, I’m the Richest in the Capital 头上顶弹幕，京城我最富 Li Qiaoqiao梨乔乔Ancient Romance799k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + transmigration into a book + System + everyone’s darling + sweet romance, one-on-one] Gu Niannian, a gossip-loving fun-seeker, transmigrates into an old-fashioned, melodramatic anthology novel. She becomes a minor passerby barely mentioned in the story, and is bound to a spoiler System. Every time she meets an important character, the System unlocks the corresponding plotline. What Gu Niannian does not know is that while she can enjoy the juicy plot twists involving important cha 6.6kReads9.0Score642Shelves
14. 564 重 Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶，王爷竟然会读心 Clumsy Goop菜鸡糊糊Ancient Romance445k WordsCompleted The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c 261Reads—Score106Shelves

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    She asked Yun Xiu to take Tong Yu'er to the next room and let Yun Xiu sleep in the same room with her so that she could take care of her more conveniently. After they left, she turned and whistled out the window.

15. 565 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 23.7kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
16. 566 说 I Signed Up to Be a Fan Site Photographer, So What’s with This Hater System? 说好当站姐，这黑子系统什么鬼？ gggggg8130Modern Romance317k WordsOngoing (The rating has only just been posted, so it will gradually rise.) Jiang Wenyu had been hating on Qin Fan for six years, cursing him so relentlessly that she became a legend among his antis. Until the truth finally came out: she had been hating the wrong person. Overcome with regret, she collapsed. When she opened her eyes again, she was back on the day auditions were filmed six years ago. She vowed that in this life, she would become Qin Fan’s most dedicated fan-site photographer. But then, [Di 7.4kReads8.6Score362Shelves
17. 567 四 After My Love Square Fell Apart, I Became Everyone's Darling 四角恋崩了后，我成了团宠 The Glutinous Rice Shop Is Closing糯米打烊Modern Romance221k WordsOngoing So the four of us are bound together now? Huh? I don’t understand, but I’m utterly shocked. The school heartthrob: “Well, this is the only way we can all get a happy ending.” The school bully: “Then let’s just make do!” Me: “? Am I the only normal person in this world now?” In the end, as Wen Yi’an watched one man and one woman competing for attention in front of her, while another person eagerly egged them on from the side, she fell silent. Ber? What kind of everyone-loves-me script have I ende 3.8kReads—Score717Shelves

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    I will push it to every silly position, starting from the second chapter, it makes me laugh hhh, it's so funny🤣🤣🤣

18. 568 全 The Entire Nobles' Academy Heard My Thoughts and Spoiled Me Rotten 全贵族学院听我心声后，宠疯我 Mo Liu Qing Zhu墨柳清竹Modern Romance606k WordsCompleted Shi Li transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character who was pathologically obsessed with the male lead. During class, she was either plotting how to win over the male lead or wondering what fate awaited her classmates in the original story. [It seems that Director Wei will get into a car accident in the next few days.] The heiress who heard Shi Li’s thoughts sprang to her feet. [But after Director Wei dies, his mistresses number three, four, and five will show up w 12.4kReads8.6Score1.6kShelves
19. 569 我 I Really Just Want to Slack Off! Why Are You Pushing Me to the Top? 我真的只想摆烂！为啥推我上巅峰 Crossing Spring Winds Alone自渡春风Eastern Fantasy292k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + imaginative cultivation fantasy + mindless fun] Luo Fei transmigrated into a fantasy world and wanted nothing more than to be a lazy odd-job disciple at a sect, lying flat and sunbathing every day. But every time he tried, he ended up doing the exact opposite, stopping time! He had no idea that his rusty iron sword was actually an ancient divine weapon! Every time he swung it, time stopped and his movements dodged attacks. To everyone else, it looked like “the sword dao made ma —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommend a funny novel. People always mistake me for being an expert. It makes me laugh to death!

20. 570 穿 The Transmigrated Villainess Goes Wild on Variety Shows and Becomes a Sensation 穿书女配综艺发癫，爆火成万人迷 Jin Gaoren锦糕仁Modern Romance250k WordsCompleted Coming to an end soon. (Empress transmigrates from ancient times to the modern day + absurd comedy + variety show livestreams + face-slapping and taking down scumbags + sweet romance + meme humor; unhinged, laid-back all-rounder heroine with a secret identity x cold-faced, adorable hero who is her most devoted fan) Meng Yunyi, empress of the Yun Dynasty, dies an unexpected and tragic death, only to transmigrate into a book as the foil to its heroine. She is wicked, brainless, and pretentious, 37Reads—Score101Shelves
21. 571 起 Woke Up Suddenly, Saw That My Best Friend Had Turned Into a Vengeful Ghost 起猛了，看到闺蜜变厉鬼了 Zhou Guifeng周圭寸Modern Romance459k WordsCompleted [Just started, so the rating will rise. Feel free to dive in!] [Strong female lead + comedy + modern fantasy + multiple versions of the male lead] When she woke up, Yun Jian Yue discovered that her best friend had croaked and become a headless vengeful ghost. Yun Jian Yue: I must've woken up too early. I'll go back to sleep. Best friend: … Yun Jian Yue took her friend to get revenge on the scumbag, but a more powerful vengeful ghost showed up halfway through and stole the target. Yun Jian Yue ra 51kReads9.4Score8.2kShelves

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    🍀📖Read this book, it's super funny!

22. 572 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + ridiculous antics + going off the rails + meme humor + irresistible charm] Yu Tingtang bumps her head and discovers she's the villainess in a Mary Sue novel. Her family cuts ties with her, her boyfriend betrays her, the whole internet curses her, and a stay in a psychiatric hospital is waiting for her! Raised in a Taoist temple, Yu Tingtang remains calm: Better to bury someone else than blame yourself. When reason doesn't work, she just goes completely nuts! On a 15.1kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves
23. 573 穿 After Transmigrating into a Book, She Goes Viral in Showbiz by Going Off the Rails 穿书后她靠疯癫爆红娱乐圈 Luo Zui洛醉Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted So what if she transmigrated into the body of a vicious supporting actress hated by the entire internet? From the start, she gets kidnapped and forced to livestream it? When other hostages burst into tears and beg to be released, she rubs her hands together for the camera. “Tie me up! Tighter! You’ll get silver bracelets and a free 20-year subscription!” Kidnapper: ??? It’s the first time I’ve seen a kidnapper get reverse-PUA’d by a hostage until he’s crying and begging to be let go. The livestr 180Reads8.5Score100Shelves

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    Accustomed to the intrigues in variety shows, Song Lizhi's "dimensionality reduction attack within the rules" directly made him a god, and every word he said against the director was so satisfying.

24. 574 不 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 The Hydra's Top Male Model九头蛇首席男模Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 33Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is definitely a masterpiece of crazy, funny and literary genius!

25. 575 什 What? You Spent My Money and Still Want Me? 什么？花了我的钱，还想要我的人 Selling Fried Noodles in the Canteen食堂卖炒面Urban158k WordsOngoing A car accident gives the protagonist a System. Everyone else's System sends them soaring to the top, but their own System makes them swallow their anger and suffer in silence. A hilarious System that loves to screw over its host. Leave your brain at the door and enjoy the read. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The book I wrote is light and nonsensical. I welcome your valuable comments.

26. 576 邪 How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple 邪门！全修真界都在抢我当亲传 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 68.4kReads9.4Score8.9kShelves

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    Hahahaha, these two books are super funny, humorous and funny, with breezy writing style, and the heroine is still kind of ungrateful, not a virgin at all. People who watch it will feel relaxed, especially suitable for watching when they are in a bad mood. [Shy][shy]

27. 577 穿 I Landed in a Romance-Obsessed Novel, So I Went Crazy and Took on the Whole World 穿进恋爱脑文，我靠发疯大杀四方 Lin Mumumuma林木木木马Modern Romance288k WordsCompleted Lin Zhinan transmigrates into a book. She becomes a notorious lovesick fool in an old-school, melodramatic romance novel. At this point in the story, the cheating scumbag has an affair with her stepsister, and lovesick Lin forgives him through her tears. Next, she is in for a string of melodramatic ordeals: her family fortune stolen, father and daughter turned against each other, bankruptcy, miscarriage, and misery in body and soul... [Get splashed by a toad once, and suddenly he thinks he's God 1.3kReads9.1Score—Shelves

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    "Traveling to the love story, I went crazy and killed everyone" is so exciting, read through the book ➕ "Crazy criticism of the heroine", I laughed until I was hammered on the bed

28. 578 骑 I Rode My E-Bike to Find the Savior, Only to Discover It Was Me 骑着电瓶车寻找救世主，发现竟是我自己 Daydreamer S爱做白日梦s10k WordsCompleted Riding an electric scooter in search of the savior, only to discover it’s me 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's a funny comic with lots of twists and turns, and there's an unexpected twist at the end.

29. 579 我 I’m Devoted to Cultivation, but the Nation Wants Me to Grow Vegetables 我一心修仙，国家爸爸却要我种菜 Nan Siyin南司音Modern Romance899k WordsOngoing [Rating just released, expected to rise] [Beloved by all + selling vegetables + livestreaming + wish fulfillment + real and fake heiresses + light national elements + ensemble cast + romance + twins] Jiang Wan comes from the cultivation world and is reborn as the wicked fake heiress of a wealthy family, cast out of her home with two babies of unknown paternity in her belly. Her fiancé despises and abandons her. Her adoptive parents disown her. The real heiress even tries to frame her for theft. 99.2kReads8.8Score8.1kShelves

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    Read it if you are under daily stress. It will make you laugh out loud and have fun watching it. It is a daily routine with high-energy slaps in the face. It has a unique style. After reading it, you will relax your body and mind, and all your worries will disappear in an instant.

30. 580 别 Stop Being a Magical Girl. Our Whole Family Are Villains 别当魔法少女了，咱全家都是反派 Chen Si Yi Meng辰巳一梦Urban188k WordsOngoing [Slice of life] [Comedy] [No romance] [Everyone’s favorite] [Contrast] [Slow-paced] My name is Mo Qingwan. I’m sixteen and in my first year of high school. I have a happy family: a refined father, a gentle mother, three beautiful and capable older sisters, and three handsome, considerate older brothers. Today, a talking rabbit chose me to become a magical girl. My mission: protect the world and fight the evil organization known as the Dark Abyss. Then one day, I opened the door to the villains’ 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The whole family is a top villain, but the youngest daughter wants to fight against the strong and help the weak. The whole family takes turns acting with her, delivering watermelons, arranging monsters, and pretending to be passers-by. Everyone is a great actor! #Dragonfamily. Com.

31. 581 救 Help! How Did I Become an Immortal Dao Ancestor? 救命！我怎么变成仙道老祖了！ I Need to Sleep Well Every Day每天都要睡饱饱11k WordsCompleted Help! How did I become an immortal-path grand ancestor? 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Really funny male short story!

32. 582 直 I Livestreamed Adopting a Parrot, and the Whole Internet Begged Me to Sell Exotic Pets 直播领养鹦鹉，全网跪求我卖异宠 One Digit, One Technique一桁一術Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Everyday life + farming + very little romance] Ye Chu has returned from the cultivation world with no special souvenirs, just a tiny bit of spiritual energy. She hopes to live the quiet life of a hermit, picking chrysanthemums by the eastern fence and gazing leisurely at the southern mountains. But then she learns that her cousin, the village chief, has brought home a flock of parrots that people abandoned in the village. They’re on the verge of dying. Not wanting her cousin’s kindness to go to 63.3kReads8.5Score12.4kShelves
33. 583 糊 From Has-Been to Short-Drama Queen: Putting Every Hater in Their Place! 糊咖成短剧女王，专治各种不服！ A Leap of Faithful Fortune一跃锦鲤Modern Romance702k WordsCompleted [Silly humor and meme references + showbiz + wicked gardenia] Jiang Zhi wasted her youth on love, and by the age of thirty, she had accomplished nothing. Worse, a botched plastic surgery had left her with a puffy, steamed-bun face. After being reborn, she returned to the day of auditions for Together to Watch Thunderstorm. Awakening an acting System, she decided to focus on her career and stay away from scumbags. When it came to her career, she worked herself to the bone. And when she went a 784Reads6.7Score—Shelves

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    🍉🍉🍉I can't resist this book at all! The heroine is silly and funny, and her behavior is not the same. I laugh until I shed tears every time I watch it. It's so stress-relieving!

34. 584 救 Help! How Did I Turn into a Girl!? 救命！我怎么变成女孩子了！？ I Need to Sleep Well Every Day每天都要睡饱饱10k WordsCompleted Help! How did I turn into a girl!? 3Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 585 满 The Max-Level Expert Becomes a Legend Through Metaphysics 满级大佬靠玄学成为传说 Northern Feather Kite北翎之鸢Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jun Ci, a big shot from the demon realm, transmigrated overnight into an obscure entertainment-industry nobody who had tried to mooch off a top-tier star and then been exposed online for faking her suicide. When her company put her on ice, Jun Ci didn’t bat an eye. She simply inherited the little Taoist temple her grandfather had left her. From then on, she built a thriving business telling fortunes and catching ghosts. A business tycoon waved a wad of cash at her: “Master, will this project suc 2.3kReads9.1Score303Shelves

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    It's funny hahahahahahahaha

36. 586 南 Southern Song, Northern Center 南宋北中 Zhong Hong仲弘Historical1.1M WordsCompleted From the start, two strangers who accidentally ended up together transmigrate with their bare bottoms exposed, covering themselves with leaves before getting stung in their most sensitive spots by hairy caterpillars. No System, no golden finger. They mainly rely on what they've learned online to make their way in the world, and the story wins on plot alone. Humorous and funny, with an emphasis on realism. 1.5kReads8.5Score168Shelves

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    In the beginning, the two bare buttocks were covered with leaves, and they were stung by hot peppers [laughs]. Making soap is soft and soft, but robbing a treasury does not dare to poison. After finally causing the soap to go to offer treasure, it was stolen and eaten again. The man who is obsessed with money is 1, the man who is obsessed with officialdom is 2. A girl who loves to tell H jokes. Armed with a slingshot, the second girl who is like a fish and a duck has wanted to be a queen since she was a child. The two male protagonists ridicule and expose each other's shortcomings every day. There is no system, no golden fingers, it all depends on the battle of wits, courage, deceit and hard work of these two brothers. It's humorous, with twists and turns, and strives to be true. 0

37. 587 全 All-Around System: The Maniac’s Lessons 全能系统疯批教学 No One in My Heart心中无你Modern Romance287k WordsOngoing Other people’s Systems let them fight monsters and level up or cultivate their way to a comeback. Mine is all about hands-on classes, with utterly outrageous lessons in every field! Hardcore computer practice, all kinds of ridiculous entertainment, mind-blowing high-tech inventions, and absurd classes in cultivation and the supernatural, one after another. In class, I teach people to code and hack the whole internet. After class, I teach them to dance and look cool. When I have free time, I buil 12Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 588 用 Trying to Mess with Me Through Inner Thoughts? Sorry, I Have a Rewrite System 用心声整我？抱歉我有改文系统 Boozy Sweet Chocolate酒心甜巧Modern Romance391k WordsCompleted (The rating will go up) [Wacky comedy + rewriting the plot + lighthearted laughs + real and fake heiresses + face-slapping + overhearing inner thoughts] Only after Jiang Miaomiao died did she learn that the world she lived in was a novel. The fake heiress was the heroine, bound to an inner-thoughts System. She and her family were nothing but cannon fodder. The fake heiress used her inner-thoughts System to collude with others and leak company secrets, causing Jiang’s entire family to die miserab 766Reads8.5Score108Shelves

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    I think this book is very funny, and it's not the kind of forced comedy, it's the kind that goes with the flow, it's just like a novel. Sometimes the wording is changed to make it really funny. A boss uses excrement soup to feed another person.

39. 589 玄 The Metaphysics Master Shakes the World After Coming Down from the Mountain 玄学大佬下山后轰动全世界 Gathering the Galaxy一揽星河Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + satisfying read + sweet romance] Everyone in the industry says the newly reunited eldest daughter of the Su family is a menace. One sentence from her can break up a marriage, shatter a family, drive someone into bankruptcy, or land them in jail, so people steer clear of her. What’s more, she has opened a Taoist temple and does fortune-telling, face-reading, feng shui, sells talismans, and catches ghosts. She’s done every sort of scam imaginable! Later, word gets around that the elde 40.8kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves
40. 590 读 After I Started My PhD, the Whole Research Group Went Crazy 读博后，全课题组都癫了 Cen Zhihui岑知晦Modern Romance161k WordsOngoing Before starting her PhD, Lin Zhao thought the lab was a sacred temple leading to the truth. After starting her PhD, she realized it was more like a massive cultivation dungeon: her advisor handled the tribulations, her labmates lost their minds, the equipment stabbed her in the back, and her papers made her reconsider the meaning of life. She originally set out to explore the boundaries of human knowledge. Three months later, her modest wishes had dwindled to three: may the data not crash today, 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This daily article about studying for a Ph. D. Is so relevant. The way Lin Zhao was afraid of being named by the instructor when he first joined the group was me. Everyone in the research group was very lively, without any nonsense, and they were all the real laughter of scientific researchers.

41. 591 狂 Mad Immortal Online: Goudan’s Rise 狂仙OL：狗蛋的逆袭 Late Blade Pierces Through晚锋度穿Eastern Fantasy237k WordsOngoing Lin Goudan, a hardcore gamer from the modern world, accidentally transmigrates to a cultivation fantasy world where the Qingyun Immortal Sect resides, carrying a storage ring that contains the ultimate divine weapon, the Hongmeng Emperor Sword, and a complete set of medicinal pills. He thought he was in for a grueling journey of cultivation, but to his shock, this cultivation world turned out to be a living, breathing game server! And so begins his absurd life with cheat-like powers: He can inst —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The Crazy Immortal OL player travels through time, Hongmeng Emperor Sword is in hand, and the magic elixir is filled with storage rings. Counterattack is super simple.

42. 592 这 This Princess Consort Is a Force to Be Reckoned With, and She Deserves to Be Spoiled! 这个王妃路子野，得宠！ Noble Title for a Meal封侯拜饭Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted The Prince Regent says, “My princess consort is of royal blood, a delicate flower who can't lift a finger.” Meanwhile, the Prince Regent's consort, a whip in her left hand and a blade in her right, beats a gang of rebels until they flee in terror. The Prince Regent says again, “My consort only knows how to sew. How would she know anything about the occult?” A century-old ghost, sewn up like a kite by the Prince Regent's consort, weeps as it flies through the sky. The Prince Regent sighs again. “ 9.3kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
43. 593 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 193Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    What will happen to Chi Yu once he discovers that he is the vicious villain who died tragically in the book? The fun heroine + rich family portraits + all the Riddlers will make you enjoy watching it!

44. 594 我 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 Ou Er Du Na欧儿督娜Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 1.6kReads—Score155Shelves

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    Hehe, the fake daughter is crazy

45. 595 舌 The Foodie Heir Apparent Finally Gets a Full Meal 舌尖世子终于吃饱饭了 Qilin Xiao CATCAT麒麟小CATCATAncient Romance231k WordsCompleted This is a story about a matchmaking mix-up that brings together two people who are made for each other. One is Qin Wanshu, the legitimate daughter of the Cheng'en Earl's household. She appears elegant and virtuous, but secretly she's the sharpest-tongued cook in the capital. The other is the aloof heir of the Chengxin Earl's household. He's accomplished in both letters and arms, and secretly a glutton, but his discerning palate always picks up on what's wrong with the food. He hasn't eaten a sat 1Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 596 我 I Won the Lottery, Then My Brain Started Hitting the Daily Limit 我中了一签，然后脑子开始涨停 Yang Qingyan杨青砚17k WordsCompleted I drew a winning lot, and then my brain started hitting its upper limit. 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I recently read a novel with a very advanced mental state. After the male protagonist wins the lottery, his brain is bound to the stock price: if it rises to the limit, he will become a genius, if it falls to the limit, he will lose his memory, and if the stock price is suspended, he will shut down in place. "Quilt cover", "empty" and "locked position" will all come true. People who have not traded in stocks watch the excitement, and people who have traded in stocks watch the medical records. [Laughing out loud]

47. 597 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 64.9kReads8.7Score6.9kShelves

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    Don't look at it when you go to the toilet! Otherwise, you will laugh until your farts are like thunder and feces is like a spring!

48. 598 偷 I Became an Immortal by Stealing and Stealing 偷着偷着我成仙了 A Purple Onion一颗紫洋葱Urban2.6M WordsOngoing The world follows the Dao and runs without end, yet in its course there must be oversights, excesses, and those who have not received their due. Thus, one who steals from the Dao is no thief. They take what has gone unused, make up what is lacking, and set right what is unjust. The wonder of the word “steal” lies in its invisibility. On the path of the Dao, stealing comes first. 414Reads8.3Score100Shelves

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    [Understood] [Understood] [Are you under a lot of pressure recently? Come and try this funny cultivation novel that is very stress-relieving] 🌩️This book made my eyes light up. The plot is novel and witty, and the atmosphere created is really great.

49. 599 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban442k WordsOngoing A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 9.5kReads6.2Score770Shelves
50. 600 剑 The Sword Sect’s Most Hated 剑宗万人嫌 Roast-Braised Peppa Pig烤卤猪佩奇Female-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted The Most Hated Person in the Sword Sect 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Super pretty! One book cannot bring together a normal person [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

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