[Lighthearted everyday comedy] [Absolutely hilarious] [Subverts the usual tropes] [System] [Romantic push and pull] Tired of the usual cultivation grind and punching above your weight to kill stronger opponents? Check out this unconventional masterpiece that’ll have you laughing your way through the cultivation world!
Jiang Baibai, an immortal who just wants to lie flat, binds himself to the Lie Flat System. While everyone else secludes themselves to break through, he sunbathes to hit his lie-flat KPIs. His cultivation improves even while he’s lying down. His only problem is that the System keeps giving him outrageous missions that make him die of embarrassment.
His sect, the Lie Flat Sect, is one of a kind across the entire cultivation world. There’s Senior Brother Li Xianyan, whose mastery of locks is unmatched but who’s obsessed with mecha, and who earned an official dog license after his debut went wildly off the rails. There’s the stunningly beautiful, socially anxious Second Elder Wen Shekong, a great master of talisman arts who gets her roof caved in by the martial world’s top female assassin, then blurts out, “Husband!” And there’s the former grandmaster of alchemy, First Elder Zhao Fanxiang, now obsessed with steaming buns. Every one of them is a complete character.
Even the villains, the Black Lotus Cult, are absurd. The young sect leader keeps embarrassing himself every time he tries to show off, while the cult leader eats fast-acting heart medication like candy. The cult’s gossip has spread across three cities.
Promise me you’ll stick with it through the first 50 chapters! The jokes come nonstop, from the Black Lotus Cult showing up just to get beaten up, to the legendary scene of walking a dog with a mecha, to the feared female assassin switching sides on the spot and chasing after her man. Not a dull moment, no dragging, and it only gets more addictive. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll pound the bed and be unable to stop! No bitter feuds, no rat race or pointless infighting, just hilarious cultivation adventures with people who’ve given up trying!
