The Unhinged Mercenary Is Still Stealing the Countess’s Thigh-Highs Today

Name: The Unhinged Mercenary Is Still Stealing the Countess’s Thigh-Highs Today
Author: Pineapple Ice Bear

疯批佣兵今天也在偷女伯爵黑丝

by Pineapple Ice Bear (菠萝冰熊)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.3M Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: European Fantasy
Updated: 4d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Diablo + a beautiful lunatic + an arrogant young lady + a sweet, soft girl + a lighthearted, hilarious, chaotic adventure + a Western fantasy ensemble cast + old friends + pure wish fulfillment ὅ ◡ ὅ ♡

[Beautiful Lunatic] Blood Raven Lena regularly steals Miss Vera's black stockings and blows up the tavern in Rogue Encampment for good measure.

[Arrogant Countess] Vera cleans up everyone's messes with a poisoned blade while elegantly sipping tea. “Fools, get on your knees and thank me.”

[Ice Mage Househusband] Kiro raises a hand to freeze the Chaos Sanctuary, then turns around and hands the black stockings that dropped to Vera. “Unique item. Please sign for your delivery, miss.”

[Smiling Paladin] Albert devoutly recites his prayers, then Lena drags him into the tavern. “Holy Light? The queen comes first, so drink three cups as punishment!”

[Adorable Little Apothecary] Wendy sobs as she brews a potion that gives Baal diarrhea, only for her Demon Lord dad to ruffle her hair. “My little darling has finally turned evil!”

This laid-back crew, wanted across the continent, specializes in taking on the Prime Evils:

They take the washed-up corporate tyrant Diablo under their wing and make him Lia's full-time nanny, force the master manipulator Mephisto to switch careers and perform in plays, help the wife-obsessed Baal defy fate, and put the heartbroken succubus Andariel to rest as she writes love letters to Belial.

But the toughest challenge isn't the Prime Evils, it's their useless teammates:

The goofy Barbarian Rick proposes to the Amazon princess Claudia: “My battle-axe steak is the engagement gift!”

The master slacker Mizan runs for his life while hawking a sketchbook of the Countess in black stockings!

When the Cruel Angel Imperius casts aside his mask and brings down the final judgment, the whole crew raises their glasses in unison. “Save the world? Only if Tyrael pays our social security!”

(An utterly ridiculous Diablo adventure!)

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