A Hilarious Book That'll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Family Sends You to a Mental Hospital 非常搞笑，让你笑到被家里人送进精神病院的书

1. 951 开 From the Start, I Have Eight Empress Sisters, and I Beat Up One Every Day 开局八个女帝妹妹，我一天揍一个 Beneath the Peach Blossoms桃花之下Eastern Fantasy236k WordsCompleted [Fantasy + Comedy, Goofy Humor, Lighthearted Story + Empress Sisters] “What! I transmigrated?” “What! My mother is a phoenix, and she laid nine eggs?” “What! My eight younger sisters are all reincarnations of empresses, and they’re red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, violet, and not black?” [Ding! Universal System bound. Bad Big Brother System loading...] [Bully your younger sisters without limit to gain Negative Emotion Points] [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You’ve obtained the Divine Abilit 213Reads6.6Score—14d adds

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   These books are hilarious! I almost choked on my laughter while listening to them in the shower. Every single sentence is funny, and they're really enjoyable.

2. 952 东 You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur? 东风导弹车都开，你管这叫代驾？ Who Cooks the Fish谁煮鱼Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Yun Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he is taking part in a reality show called The Chosen Wage Slave. He is randomly assigned the job of a designated driver. Female driver: “Hey, do you believe in love?” Yun Xiao: “I’m your designated driver. It’s your car, so throw up wherever you like.” Female driver: “Hey, why aren’t you married at your age?” Yun Xiao: “I can’t afford the bride price!” “How much is the bride price?” “Twenty thousand!” “That’s not much!” “Exactly! It used 543Reads9.0Score17314d adds
3. 953 召 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 Dreaming of Becoming a Salty Fish夢想成为咸鱼Eastern Fantasy562k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.7kReads8.6Score27914d adds
4. 954 大 Big Shot, Don't Run! I'm Here to Join You in the Grave! 大佬别跑，我来找你拼坟了！ Sugar Come to Life成了精的糖Modern Romance436k WordsCompleted (Guaranteed crazy and sweet, jump right in!) [Unhinged antics and memes + Dating-show livestream + 1v1 sweet romance + Face-slapping + Absolutely shameless] [Unhinged and tough female star + Doting, obnoxious mysterious mogul + Happy ending + Both leads are romantically inexperienced] Jiang Yuan died, but when she opened her eyes again, she'd become the short-lived heroine of an angsty romance! She immediately quit and started going wild right where she stood! From the start, she set her sights 17.5kReads9.4Score2.7k14d adds

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   🍂This is hilarious, so satisfying and crazy! The female lead transmigrates into the body of a short-lived heroine in a tragic novel! She immediately quits and goes completely insane! She sets her sights on a powerful figure's auspicious tomb and immediately invites him to "share" it: "Sir, would you like to share a tomb?" The powerful figure: "?"

5. 955 玄EN Fantasy: Winning Big—All My Disciples Have Systems 玄幻：赢麻了，我的弟子都有系统 Little Bamboo Meow-Meow小竹子喵喵Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsOngoing [Taking disciples + lighthearted daily life + everyone is a sly schemer + nothing goes by the book] Lu Changzhi transmigrates and finds he can choose a new identity. As a compulsive gambler, he decisively chooses random. The result? He wins so big it’s like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: an absolute jackpot. His only limitation is a god-tier disciple-taking System. He never expected its first mission to be… [Detected other Hosts with Systems… Infiltrating… Modifying… Modification complete… 20.5kReads8.8Score2.3k14d adds

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   Oh my god, this one, absolutely this one, it's so incredibly addictive! The content is so captivating that you can't put it down. I'd read it even if I had a minute to spare. It's just too tempting! Just go for it!

6. 956 刁 The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三 The Bohemian of Tonglu桐庐骚客Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power 5.4kReads8.9Score54414d adds

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   Recommend some funny books that will make your stomach hurt from laughing.

7. 957 我 I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我，摸鱼达人，骚操作惊呆白富美 Xi Dou汐豆Urban2.8M WordsCompleted Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “ 40.8kReads8.5Score4.1k14d adds
8. 958 公 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 Yue Jiu玥九Ancient Romance378k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 502Reads8.9Score10014d adds
9. 959 穿 Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Wife, I Stole the Show in the Military Compound 穿成炮灰原配后，我惊艳军区大院 Moon Rising over the Blue Sea苍海升月Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Before I Lost My Virtue, I Rewrote the Life of the Cannon-Fodder First Wife [Period setting + military marriage + face-slapping + no golden finger + sweet romance + devoted couple] Xia Qingning unexpectedly transmigrates into a period romance novel written by a classmate who envies her. She becomes the original wife, who shares her name and is framed into losing her virtue, then jumps into a lake and dies tragically. The moment she opens her eyes, she’s at the scene of her violati 51.5kReads9.2Score5.2k14d adds

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   😜Wow, this is my personal gem of a novel, a 9.6 Out of 10! It's definitely worth reading. Lu Jingzhe's wife was treated like a country bumpkin, and everyone hoped she'd embarrass herself while she was with the army. But wait, she can sew and paint! This pretty wife is so amazing, she shut them up!

10. 960 七 The 1970s Military Marriage: The Charming Army Wife Raises Kids and Wins Her Husband's Heart 七零军婚：俏军嫂养崽撩夫日常 Dawn Breaks in the East东方既白Modern Romance369k WordsCompleted [No golden finger + second male lead takes the lead + fictional period setting] [Short drama now streaming] Xiao Qingru doesn't want to raise someone else's child, so she breaks off her engagement to her childhood sweetheart. Just as she's getting ready to focus on her career, she's targeted by a hothead from the capital. Xu Muzhou is the youngest and most promising pilot. The first time he meets her, he falls in love at first sight with his good friend's younger sister. When he hears she's alre 15.6kReads9.0Score1.2k14d adds
11. 961 闺 Best Friends Transmigrate to the 1970s! One Marries the Uncle, the Other the Nephew, and They Live Across the Hall 闺蜜一起穿七零！嫁舅甥，住对门 Qian Yu黔渔Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Military Marriage + Period Setting + Both Male Leads Are Devoted + Sweet Romance + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Family Life + Funny Early on] Wen Tang and her best friend Chi Yue found a novel about a real and fake heiress on a fiction website. Unlike other stories of its kind, the two heiresses weren't rivals but helped each other. They went to the countryside together, got married together, and even married an uncle and his nephew. Then they built their fortunes togethe 63.8kReads8.9Score8.3k14d adds
12. 962 传EN Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 168.1kReads9.6Score21.5k14d adds

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    Well, the logic is incredibly tight, both suspenseful and hilarious. The approach is completely fresh, unlike anything found in other online novels, breaking free from clichés. Having read many online novels, sometimes you can predict the next step or the ending, which is incredibly boring. This is arguably my third favorite book by Tomato, because you never know what will happen in the next chapter. What will the protagonist do?!

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