A Hilarious Book That'll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Family Sends You to a Mental Hospital 非常搞笑，让你笑到被家里人送进精神病院的书

1. 801 索 The Orchid That Steals Lives 索命幽兰 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了16k WordsCompleted The Life-Reaping Orchid 83Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 802 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.8kReads8.5Score68314d adds

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   A high-quality, completed, and in-depth novel, a hardcore work by a science and engineering student. There are no transmigration, rebirth, or cheat codes. It starts slowly but builds to a high level, a gradual and satisfying read. The subject matter is fresh, the writing is brilliant, and it blends fantasy and realism seamlessly. Humorous yet rigorous, it avoids unnecessary padding. Full of suspense and mind-bending reasoning, it unveils modern high-secrecy espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity electronic warfare. You won't be able to put it down after chapter 10; if you don't enjoy it, I'll kill myself!

3. 803 西 Journey to the West: A Nonsensical Scripture 西游：无厘头经 Sage of Elixirs丹圣子Eastern Fantasy458k WordsCompleted A fresh concept, an imagination that runs wild, and nonstop laughs Absurd Journey to the West: Every Trial Is a Chinese Idiom or Riddle This Journey to the West Is Packed with Jokes: One Riddle for Every Trial Journey to the West Has Gone Crazy, Beating Demons with Comedy Alone The Buddha Has Lost It! He Wants to Replace the Sutras with Nonsense First Trial: The Expectant Chicken, Mistaking a Chicken Feather for an Imperial Decree From the start, the first trial is already outrageous: make a chi 34Reads—Score—14d adds

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   This book, *Journey to the West: The Nonsensical Classic*, is explosive, outrageous, and shocking among Journey to the West fanfiction. Its novel concept, wildly imaginative ideas, and nonsensical twists deliver nonsensical laughs. The plot unfolds in its fourteenth trial: the Talented Rat, whose entrance is a disaster, causing Wukong to be caught in the crossfire and carried by the crowd to see his bride… Other explosive stories include the Calm Snake, the Masterpiece Pavilion, the Honest Ox, the Passionate Dog, the Tang Poetry Pavilion, the Blind Date Event, and the Expectant Chicken, each one hilariously unforgettable. The first trial, the Expectant Chicken, involves begging a chicken to eat him—the excitement awaits you…

4. 804 癫 Insane! After Binding a System, I Became an Outlaw 癫！绑定系统后，我成了法外狂徒 Not Yao不是夭Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The 12.3kReads8.9Score1.4k14d adds

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   Participating in a reality show, she dug three holes in three days, discovered three skeletons, and was arrested three times. Even more shockingly, on the fourth day, she unearthed the murder weapon. Director: Was she hired by their rival? [Fear][fear][fear]

5. 805 飞 Ascending to the Immortal Realm: I Became an Eternal Immortal Emperor by Playing It Safe 飞升仙界：我靠腹黑苟成万古仙帝 Stars Shine Across the Sky星耀长空Eastern Fantasy431k WordsOngoing Lin Yuan, from Blue Star, ascends to the Immortal Realm. With his cunning, strategic mind and heaven-defying luck, he changes his fate, starting as a low-ranking immortal servant and rising all the way to the upper echelons of the Immortal Realm. The once-in-a-million-years War of Investiture begins, and the competition among the greatest prodigies of the myriad realms becomes its opening battle. Relying on his wits and formidable strength, Lin Yuan survives the brutal contest across the heavens 61Reads8.8Score—14d adds

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   A humorous and refreshing fantasy novel set in the immortal realm, featuring a cunning and witty protagonist who showcases the entirety of the immortal world.

6. 806 农 The Tough Farm Wife: The Playboy Heir Is Sweet and Flirtatious 农门悍妻：纨绔世子甜又撩 Salt Pork盐巴猪Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [The short drama The Tough Farmhouse Wife: The Heir Apparent Is Sweet and Flirtatious is now streaming on Hongguo and Tomato!] [Secret identity + taking down villains + sweet romance + comedy] Su Tong transmigrates into a book as a military prostitute who has been sold for ten years and has a tarnished reputation. A fake heir apparent personally proposes to her, figuring that her bad reputation means no one will stand up for her if she dies. Su Tong also thinks that an idle, useless male support 5.6kReads9.3Score72214d adds

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   [Laughing] There were so many funny moments, it almost made me laugh out loud! I didn't think much of the first few pictures, but the more I looked, [Laughing] the more I wanted to laugh, I was about to burst out laughing! [Laughing] I laughed while sitting on the toilet, [Laughing] while showering, [Laughing] while eating, [Laughing] even while sleeping!!!

7. 807 考 After I Got Into Qingbei, My Underworld Boss Dad Got So Mad He Landed in the ICU 考上清北后，黑道老爹气进ICU Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust, Dust微尘尘尘尘尘尘Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama in production] [Comedy]+ [Laid-back]+ [Positive energy] Lu Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the only son of the Lu family, the biggest underworld clan in the country! Going back to his great-grandfather’s generation, his great-grandfather was an arms dealer. His grandfather was a mafia boss, and his father was the godfather of the entire country. But in Lu Chen’s generation, he declares that he’s going to study hard, become a beacon of righteousness, and give back 3.6kReads8.3Score38214d adds

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   Children are the nation's most important asset. When the gangster father said, "My child's excellence is all thanks to inheriting my excellent learning genes," I burst out laughing.

8. 808 人 In a High-Martial World, I Stole the Whole World and Drove It Mad 人在高武，偷到整个世界发癫 Waves Upon Waves浪迭千重Urban121k WordsOngoing [High-martial arts + comedy + master thief System + livestreaming + hunted by the Heavenly Dao] Bai Xiaofei awakens a master thief talent. His entire school thinks he’s a supermarket shoplifter, and the authorities classify him as a high-risk individual. Then he discovers that the law protects people and animals, but not monsters or the supernatural! From then on, he starts livestreaming late at night, embarking on a one-way road of beating up the supernatural and fleecing monsters bald. Steal t —Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 809 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 234.9kReads9.7Score27.6k14d adds

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   🤯🤯🤯This Tomato Masterpiece is absolutely amazing! It has a 9.7 Rating and a peak readership of 1.27 Million!! Lin Du, a relationship blogger, died of a heart attack due to her obsession with love. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, and tragic junior uncle who uses her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist's great love. After finishing the script, she slowly typed a question mark, "Have all the wild vegetables on this sect's mountain been dug up?"

10. 810 玄 Xuanhuan: My Past-Life Cultivation Base Can’t Be Sealed 玄幻，前世的修为封不住了 Hu Yuluo狐羽落Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsCompleted [Reborn + Invincible + One Female Lead + No System for the Protagonist] An unmatched powerhouse is reborn to cultivate anew. Only to discover that his previous-life cultivation can’t be sealed away? Nothing for it. He’ll just have to reinforce the seal first... Then he meets his wife, who transmigrated into this world before he did in his previous life. Well, this time, I’ll never let you suffer even the slightest grievance! When he recognizes his birth father, does he really have to do a blood 2.6kReads8.6Score26414d adds

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    This is an incredibly silly and absurd story.

11. 811 跑 Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男：让你放豪言，你给我玩真的 Fa Da发炟Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po 25.3kReads7.5Score1.8k14d adds

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    Very funny variety shows in the entertainment industry

12. 812 邪 Wicked Cauldron 邪鼎 Boss Han韩老大Eastern Fantasy9.3M WordsOngoing There is a cauldron in this world called the Demon King Cauldron, capable of burying all living things under heaven. There is a dog in this world called the Wicked Dog of the East Sea, capable of breaking through the underworld's deepest reaches. Su Fan is born with a useless spiritual physique and the fate of an ordinary mortal, with no chance to cultivate. That is, until the day he meets the Wicked Dog of the East Sea... "Trust me, being a great demon king is the way to get ahead." "No way. I 173.5kReads9.0Score17.2k14d adds

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    🥗🥗This book is hilarious!🤣🤣 The protagonist, Su Fan, was originally a useless spirit, destined for nothing in cultivation, but his fate took a turn after encountering the "Evil Dog of the East Sea." Through comical dialogue, he was tricked into taking control of the Demon King's Cauldron, embarking on the path of the Great Demon King. He claimed he wanted to be a good person, but he strayed further and further from this path, creating a striking contrast. The book's style is lighthearted and humorous yet also includes elements of brutal violence, with darkly humorous plot points that will have you laughing out loud.

13. 813 玄 The Little Ancestor of the Mystical Sect Has Returned from Cultivation 玄门小祖宗修仙回来了 Rampaging Moon暴走月亮Modern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication]+ [Metaphysical fantasy, urban supernatural, mystery and crime-solving, ensemble cast, sweet romance, 1v1 (there is a male lead, but he’s basically just set dressing!)] After returning from the cultivation world, Yuan Jiu becomes the junior grandmaster of Guiyuan Temple. There are only two people in the whole temple, and it’s three hundred million in debt. After looking over the bills, Yuan Jiu just wants to give up on the spot. But if she doesn’t repay her debt 21.2kReads9.3Score3.1k14d adds
14. 814 疯 The Mad Heiress Is Back: She Takes Everyone Down Equally 疯癫千金归来：平等创飞所有人 Angry Hammer愤怒的锤子Ancient Romance591k WordsOngoing [Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + no romance + wish fulfillment + wild imagination + formidable fighting skills] The first thing Qin Zhaoyue did after transmigrating to ancient times was try to kill herself. What’s the point if I don’t get a cheat? They promised me a relaxing vacation. Why did I still draw such a miserable identity? Was the original owner born under a cursed star? What kind of tragic life is this? Abandoned by her grandmother, despised by her parents, robbed of her life an 2.4kReads6.6Score14614d adds

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    The female lead is beautiful in spirit, and it gets funnier as the story progresses [smirk].

15. 815 穿 The Book Transmigrator Gets a Waist-Hugging Flirt from the Army's Toughest Man 穿书女配被全军第一硬汉搂腰撩 Deep in the Hedgerow篱落深深Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jian Yuelan had transmigrated into a book years ago, but the plot only kicked in after she followed the army to an island! Good news: sweet romance and a happy ending. Bad news: she and the second male lead were killed off early. A sweet, doting marriage in the 1970s? That’s all complete bullshit! Every character was just there to pave the way for the male and female leads to ascend! With no plot to follow, Jian Yuelan created her own, racking her brains to change her fate. Fortunately, her man 12.2kReads9.3Score84914d adds
16. 816 我 I Save the World-Destroying Villain by Acting Crazy 我靠发癫拯救灭世反派 Vibrant Little Peach动感小蜜桃Modern Romance329k WordsCompleted Quick transmigration / unhinged antics / meme references / shamelessness / absurd comedy / sweet and satisfying / no fixed CP Ning Jin spent six years as a total flop, letting loose and acting however she pleased. But thanks to everyone’s increasingly warped mental state, her unhinged creations somehow became huge hits. Those crazy books even awakened their own world consciousness and forcibly bound themselves to Ning Jin, that old troll, to fight the incredibly powerful villains she had written 1.3kReads9.2Score20214d adds

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    ⚠️⚠️⚠️ [Meme-filled]➕ [Crazy]➕ [Sweet and refreshing]🌈🍅📖 I give this book a 97 out of 100 because I wanted to take a few extra glances while waiting at a red light on my electric scooter, and I lost 3 points for using my phone. 🍕🍕🍕

17. 817 看 The Day I Finished Reading The End of Ten Days, My Boss Tore Off My Mask 看完十日终焉那天，老板撕下了我的面具 A Joyful Smile欢然一笑9k WordsCompleted The Day I Finished Reading Ten Days to the End, My Boss Tore Off My Mask —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The End of Ten Days

18. 818 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19kReads8.7Score1.8k14d adds
19. 819 穿 I Became a Wealthy Family's Stepmother and Went Viral on a Parenting Reality Show 穿成豪门后妈上娃综爆红了 Starry Koi星星锦鲤Modern Romance593k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Celebrity Parenting Show + Big Imagination + Monsters] Song Qianqian failed to ascend to immortality. When she opened her eyes, she found herself inside a wealthy-family romance novel as the wicked stepmother. In the book, the original owner was forced to marry an ugly, disabled villainous tycoon. She took out her resentment on her stepson, and after causing his death, fled in her car and died in an accident. Song Qianqian: “...” She didn’t get it. What was 15.6kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
20. 820 阴 Yin and Yang Converge: Standing Out in a Supernatural Age 阴阳重合：我在诡异时代当显眼包 Fated for Strange Immortality缘更诡仙Mystery113k WordsOngoing An unconventional System + unconventional ghost-hunting + unconventional comedy = a one-of-a-kind reading experience! For reasons unknown, the balance between the realms of yin and yang has been broken. The Other Shore now mirrors reality, and roads between the realms appear unpredictably all over the world. Strange beings from the Other Shore invade reality. As spiritual energy from that realm floods into ours, a tiny fraction of humanity awaken as sensitives. And so begins the struggle between —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Still looking for a book? Why not check this one out? It features a completely new and hilarious premise! Each story is a unique and absurd act! Definitely worth checking out!

21. 821 军 Military Marriage Bliss: I Flirt with a Soldier in the 1970s 军婚娇宠：我在七零与兵王互撩 Su Youran苏悠然Modern Romance618k WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple] Mu Jing'an married Song Qingning because his mother told him, “Song Qingning, the girl across the bridge, is your betrothed. You have to take responsibility for her.” Song Qingning married Mu Jing'an because the wife of the company commander who had rescued her told her, “My son is tall, a little dim, earns a good salary, and is an officer. If you don't mind, take him off my hands.” Both thought a marriage without love would 24.3kReads9.4Score2.8k14d adds
22. 822 谁 Who Let This Idiot Join a Horror Game? 谁让这个弱智参加惊悚游戏的？ When You See an Injustice, Fill It In路见不平给它填上Mystery201k WordsCompleted A horror game descends upon Blue Star, and Fang Xiong is incredibly lucky to be chosen as a contestant for the Dragon Kingdom. He faces an endless series of terrifying scenarios, until death. But Fang Xiong suffers from countless mental disorders and split personalities, and is even severely intellectually disabled. He awakens an SSS-rank skill: Charisma. From that moment on, the horror game takes a very strange turn. Fang Xiong: Anyone else calls me an idiot or a mental case, and I'll make them 462Reads6.9Score10714d adds

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    This book is hilarious. The protagonist is mentally ill with 999 personalities. He travels through ghost stories and his abilities are his alternate personalities. So far, only two worlds have been introduced, one featuring Shin-chan and the other SpongeBob SquarePants.

23. 823 关 How I Turned My Childhood Friend, the Film Emperor, into My Number One Hater 关于我把青梅竹马影帝熬成“头号黑粉”这回事 Grapes Can't Spit Out Ivory葡萄里吐不出象牙11k WordsCompleted How I Turned My Childhood Friend, the Movie Star, Into His “Biggest Hater” 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's really interesting, you should check it out!

24. 824 直 The Genius Livestreamer: This Streamer Is the Real Deal, He'll Show Up When There's Trouble 直播鬼才：这主播能处，有事真上 Let Me Go Wild and Feast让我疯狂炫饭Urban688k WordsCompleted [Livestream + No heroine + Comedy + Lighthearted + Rebel] A flop streamer + the ultimate troublemaking System, leaving netizens stunned! Bai Ye transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Never Back Down] System. Onlookers: “Streamer, don’t! You can’t win against those matchmaking aunties. They’re way too powerful!” A passerby: “Holy crap, he actually went straight at them! Holy crap, he made the aunties cry!” A fan of a certain brand: “If you’re saying our stuff is bad, go make 19.1kReads9.4Score2k14d adds

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    From the time-traveling adventure in "Morally Kidnapped? Don't Panic, Kidnap It Back," to the hardcore ghost-hunting in "As Long as I'm Fierce Enough, Ghosts Can't Do Anything to Me," and the suspenseful romance in "It's Okay for a Deliveryman to Appear at a Crime Scene, Right?", These urban fantasy novels, with their unique perspectives and humorous writing, have attracted countless readers. Whether it's the lighthearted comedy of "Anti-Fraud Livestream" or the campus fun of "I Swapped My Identity with the School Beauty," each book is a high-scoring masterpiece with a score of 9 or higher, allowing you to find new enjoyment in the sea of books and saving you from your reading slump!

25. 825 我 The Battle of Wits Between My Son and Me 我与儿子的斗智斗勇 Grapes Can't Spit Out Ivory葡萄里吐不出象牙Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted The Battle of Wits Between Me and My Son —Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 826 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
27. 827 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The story begins with picking up a nine-tailed fox, and the demon king refuses to leave. A lighthearted, comedic, slice-of-life, slow-paced cultivation story. [Laughing]

28. 828 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 Blending Into the Dust浑光同尘Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 13kReads8.9Score83814d adds
29. 829 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 899Reads8.3Score10114d adds
30. 830 我 The Campus Belle and I Swapped Identities 我和校花互换身份 Stars Aren’t Hearts星星不是心心Urban512k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted, Silly, Everyday Life, Both Transform, Sweet Romance] What's it like when an ordinary guy turns into an adorable girl? From the start, the campus belle and I accidentally swapped identities... 2.4kReads9.4Score20514d adds
31. 831 怀 Pregnant with Twins Blessed by a Spirit Spring! The Cold-Faced Officer Spoils Her to No End! 怀灵泉双胎！冷面军官宠她入骨！ Sweet Tofu Pudding甜甜豆腐花Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Cool military officer + alluring beauty] (Multiple transmigrators + daily life with the army + married first, love later + raising kids and pregnancy + devoted to each other) [She opens her eyes to a whirlwind marriage and a child.] When Jiang Nian opens her eyes, she finds herself in the 1970s story her roommate wrote, as a busty, airheaded supporting character with a tragic fate, and a cute little daughter to boot. After she runs away and gets caught again, she finds herself standing beside h 10.4kReads8.7Score84214d adds

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    Oh, I love reading this! Write more! [Shy][shy][shy] Upon opening her eyes, Jiang Nian found herself transmigrated into a 1970s novel written by her roommate, becoming a pitiful, big-breasted, brainless supporting female character, with an adorable daughter as a bonus. After escaping again and being caught, she found herself with a cold, aloof military officer husband standing beside her—who turned out to be the aloof heartthrob from the military academy next door in her past life! Jiang Nian, a delicate and beautiful woman with a special constitution, was incredibly fertile, having two children in three years. Holding one in her arms and pregnant with another, she began her unexpectedly blissful 1970s life.

32. 832 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.2kReads9.5Score4.5k14d adds
33. 833 最 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 Messy-Haired Mengmeng萌萌头发乱Eastern Fantasy811k WordsCompleted [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds

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    I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

34. 834 欢 Huanhuan Is Here! 欢欢欢欢欢欢欢欢来了 Lan Chun兰春Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone’s favorite + sweet romance] After binding herself to a System, Yu Huan became the ex-girlfriend of the male lead in every world. But she was only a supporting character. As soon as the heroine appeared, she, the woman who wasn’t destined for him, would soon be written out. Transmigrating into the substitute for the man’s unrequited love, Yu Huan happily spent his money on food, drink, and fun, waiting for the heroine to return from abroad so she could take her breakup settlement and en 81.7kReads9.1Score6.1k14d adds

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    This is hilarious! I laughed until my stomach hurt! [Facepalm][smirk] The female lead is incredibly popular and has a system that allows her to quickly transmigrate into various novel worlds, becoming the villainous female supporting character. However, she's just cannon fodder; as soon as the female lead appears, this undestined girl is quickly eliminated. So, the female lead tries to break up with the male lead for various reasons, but he stubbornly refuses, even finding her incredibly adorable. Hahaha, it's so funny I can't live without laughing! [Crying with laughter]

35. 835 疯 The Unhinged Big Shot's Twisted Devotion Leaves His Soft Little Darling Dazed with Kisses 疯批大佬病态溺宠，小娇软被亲懵 Sparkling Little Gold闪闪小金Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted Short drama now streaming | [Beautiful, soft-spoken, coy little temptress x Powerful, high-ranking, unhinged tycoon] When Jiang Yaoyao transmigrated into a book, she was perched coquettishly on the villainous tycoon’s lap, her red lips close to the side of his face. Her voice was soft and sweet, her eyes seductive. “Mr. Pei, I’ve admired you for a long time...” The man looked down at her, his eyes cold and unreadable. The next moment, he grabbed her wrist. The dagger the original character had s 44.6kReads9.3Score3.7k14d adds
36. 836 通EN The Netherworld Scholar Immortal 通幽小儒仙 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted “Where is this?” “Perhaps... the River of Forgetfulness...” “Who are you?” “Wuchang...” “I've never heard of anyone called Wuchang in this world.” “From now on... that's who I'll be!” The soul crosses the River of Forgetfulness, while its thoughts remain on the other shore. What is gained from all beings must be returned to all beings. When Su Mo woke up, he was no longer in his former life. He went to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, but accidentally stumbled into an immortal schem 64.3kReads9.4Score6.8k14d adds

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    It's absolutely hilarious. Trust me.

37. 837 冲 Come at My Master! Picking on Me Is No Feat 冲我师父来啊，欺负我算什么本事 Runaway Little Elk在逃小糜鹿Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Li Nian is about to reach the peak of life. She thought she would summon the divine beast Phoenix, just like in the story, and become an outstanding summoner. But somehow things went wrong, and all she summoned was a useless little beast with shifty eyes and a distinctly thieving air. Li Nian gives up and decides to keep it as a pet. To her surprise, although the little beast has no fighting ability, it is remarkably determined despite its weakness, and never st 7.5kReads8.9Score1k14d adds
38. 838 娇 Sweet, Soft, and a Little Airheaded: Bad Boys Just Can't Get Enough 娇娇软软小笨蛋，坏男人喜欢死啦 Potatoes and Pig Trotters土豆猪蹄Modern Romance456k WordsOngoing A collection of short stories featuring gorgeous little darlings and all kinds of wicked men with filthy mouths Strong male lead, weak female lead | Questionable values | Dark and obsessive 1. [Childhood Friends, Three's a Crowd] Luo Yan's only memories of the time before graduation are of heat and humidity. But it wasn't Xu Yuan who made it that way. It was Shen Jingyan. The man kissed away her tears and leaned close to her ear, his voice husky and low. “Yan Yan, will you remember now?” 2. [The 398Reads7.8Score12414d adds
39. 839 都 Urban: My Whole Family Are the Main Characters 都市：我全家都是主角 Down the Mountain to Catch Cats下山抓猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [One heroine, goofy, shameless] Ye Xinghui, who had a golden finger, was tricked by a shady deity and sent to another world. At first, Ye Xinghui planned to use his golden finger to become the main character of an urban novel, but... when he saw his parents’ files, he was completely stunned. His dad was actually the legendary Soldier King, while his mom was the legitimate daughter of China’s foremost family. That wasn’t all. When his older brother suddenly woke up and said, “Wasn’t I supposed to 5kReads8.9Score37914d adds

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    So funny, I laughed so hard my family had to take me to the hospital 🎈🎈🎈. The protagonist suffered brain damage from an accident, resulting in intellectual disability. His father is very worried: "Son, Dad can only be with you for another year. From now on... You'll have to rely on yourself." The protagonist: "Dad, I want to eat at a banquet."

40. 840 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Pomegranate Spirit Binds to a Childbearing System 快穿：当石榴精绑定了生子系统后 Spring Comes to Lianjiang at Night连江夜入春Ancient Romance442k WordsCompleted The little pomegranate spirit Ning Yu accidentally ate an immortal herb because she was greedy. After being struck by lightning and nearly losing her life, she got bound to a childbearing System. As long as she has enough babies, she can ascend to immortality! The little pomegranate spirit thought happily: I never knew there could be such a great deal. This is what I’m best at! [First world: The crown prince, who was drugged to make him infertile, X the beautiful village girl]✔️ To get revenge, 4.8kReads8.8Score39514d adds
41. 841 放 He Gave Up a Trillion-Dollar Fortune to Enlist, and Now the Goddess Is in Tears 放弃万亿家产，入伍后女神急哭了 Climb a Tree to Catch a Cat上树逮猫Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Explosive, Satisfying Read + The Army's Ultimate Trickster + Passionate Military Life + Lighthearted Comedy + High-Energy Twists] Qin Luo transmigrated into the body of a super-rich heir who rinsed his mouth with bird's nest every day and ate lobster as an appetizer. His billionaire father had only one requirement of him: spend a hundred million every month. But the life of throwing money around every day had gradually grown boring. By chance, Qin Luo ran into the woman of his dreams. He decide 19.3kReads9.0Score2.3k14d adds

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    It has humor, passion, sadness, and joy.

42. 842 说 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ Sleepy Little Lion睡不醒的小狮Urban438k WordsCompleted [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.2kReads8.1Score53814d adds

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    It'll make you laugh like a goose in the middle of the night! [Top Post]

43. 843 教 I Taught the Heroine to Be Shameless, but Not to Have No Shame at All 教女主厚脸皮，可没教她不要脸啊 Vulture Riding a Chick秃鹫骑小鸡Urban1.0M WordsCompleted The result of staying up all night reading novels is that one night you pull an all-nighter, close your eyes, open them again, and discover you’ve transmigrated into the body of a villainous male supporting character. Readers of urban wish-fulfillment novels know that the villainous supporting character has to keep courting death for the plot between the male and female leads to move forward. As the villainous supporting character, Long Aotian has to bully the female lead, harass the second fema 23.3kReads8.8Score1.8k14d adds

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    [Please follow][Please follow][Please follow][Please follow][Please follow] "These novels will make you laugh until your abs get back together!" The author's imagination is boundless, every joke is unexpected, the characters' dialogue is full of witty lines, and the plot development is incredibly fast! The protagonist's crazy antics are simply divine, and the supporting characters are all hilarious relief. I couldn't stop laughing, and my hands were red from clapping!

44. 844 神 God-Tier Choices: From the Start, I Contracted the Raiden Shogun 神级选择：开局契约雷电将军 Little Ma's Hot and Sour Rice Noodles小马酸辣粉Urban4.4M WordsOngoing Urban fantasy + beast taming + original setting + academy + stress relief + no brainless plot + one heroine. Ye Ye, who spent all his time grinding maps at home, unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel world full of beast tamers. A year later, just as Ye Ye seemed destined to fail the Awakening Ceremony, he unexpectedly awakened a System. What’s more, his very first contracted spirit turned out to be the legendary Electro Archon, Baal Zebul. As long as 6.5kReads9.3Score57014d adds
45. 845 大 The Young Lady's Personal Trouble-Making Sidekick 大小姐的专属惹事跟班 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k 52kReads9.2Score5.2k14d adds
46. 846 都 The City Exchange Life Club 都市之交换人生俱乐部 Ten Thousand Stars万千繁星Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [New book from Fanxing] Zhao Yan accidentally joined the Life-Swapping Club. Here, you can swap lives with the rich, with women, or even with animals. Cross social classes! Cross genders! Cross species! Soldiers, assassins, celebrities, police officers, government officials... Here you’ll find all kinds of lives to trade and experience. After swapping, members help each other solve the problems in their new lives. Welcome to the Life-Swapping Club! 6.2kReads8.7Score46614d adds

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    I absolutely have to rave about this book! I couldn't put it down! At first, I wasn't too keen, but after a few chapters, I was completely hooked. Every plot point is exciting, and every chapter has a surprising twist. The relationships between the characters are complex and nuanced, and the emotional development is spot-on; I was completely immersed in the story. Anyone looking for something to read should definitely give this a try!

47. 847 吃EN Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了 Slightly Shallow Dimples梨涡有点浅Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi 40.1kReads9.2Score5.4k14d adds

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    [Laughing and crying][Facepalm][Smirking] I give this book a perfect 10/10! Every chapter is a source of joy, I laughed from beginning to end! ❤️Both the male and female leads have systems, and the systems are hilarious too, hahaha, there are no depressing moments, it's funny from start to finish!!! ❤️With tears welling up in her eyes, Wei held Jian Zhang's hand and sobbed softly, "Zhang Lang, I'm sorry, I'm useless."

48. 848 无 Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！ Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle咕噜噜咕Urban847k WordsCompleted [System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se 201Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Q: What if I get a "get stronger by getting beaten up" system? A: Just be shameless! Q: What if I'm afraid of dying? A: Just don't die!

49. 849 我 My Wife's World 我妻世界 Why Say So Much何必言深Urban2.4M WordsCompleted When worlds descend and the world itself is threatened, no one can stay out of it! Biological anomalies! Climate anomalies! Geological anomalies! Anomalies in the laws of nature! All anomalies must be eliminated! Become the world’s [white blood cells] and devour them! The West: “I will protect our world!” The East: “We will protect our shared home!” Zhang: “I will protect my wife!” Everyone: “???” [Comedic and lighthearted] [Includes hand-drawn monster illustrations] 35kReads9.2Score3.8k14d adds

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    💜Lu Chen transmigrates into the body of the only son of a triad family, whose three generations have been involved in organized crime. However, due to being bound to a system, he vows to study diligently. 🌸🌸🌸When the family falls into decline, he utilizes technological inventions such as lithography machines and star destroyer design paper, demonstrates medical skills like heart-pulling with bare hands, and participates in economic warfare with an extremely high return on investment. Ultimately, he revives the family with the support of the state.

50. 850 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.1kReads9.5Score5.1k14d adds

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    🌶🌶This book, this book, this book!! 🤩A genuinely hilarious Shakespearean romance! It'll make you laugh until you lose two pounds!! The protagonist promises to be in top form! His inner thoughts are wildly unrestrained~~ Even if it sends me to the "Mental Idiot Academy," I'd still want to read it!!!

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