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  1. 501 I’ll Do Whatever It Takes to Cultivate Immortality 不择手段去修仙 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Feel-Good Story + Comedy + Mortal Cultivation + No Harem + Xuanhuan + No System Belief: If you've got thick skin, you get the meat. Motto: If a problem can be solved by sweet-talking, never resort to force. Principle: If nobody messes with me, I'll mess with them anyway. Specialty: Play the pig to eat the tiger. I'm number one at showing off. A street punk from the 21st century accidentally obtains a rare treasure and transmigrates to a world overrun by immortals, demonic cultivators, and practi 9.5kReads8.8Score753Shelves
  2. 502 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本,改一字全员社死 Modern Romance64k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  3. 503 My Drunken Childhood Friend Kissed Me by Force 醉酒竹马强吻我 6k WordsCompleted My Drunken Childhood Friend Steals a Kiss 4Reads—Score—Shelves
  4. 504 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女,丞相爹爹崩溃了 Ancient Romance517k WordsOngoing [Silly, No Romance] [Female Lead Stands Alone] [High-Energy, No-Brainer Wish Fulfillment] In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a top-notch bandit. When her enemies surrounded her as a group, she couldn't hold out and kicked the bucket. Reborn as an orphan girl abandoned during wartime, she was born with absurdly great strength and a divine-power buff. She could snap an ancient tree with one punch. She gathered a band of refugee underlings, built a stronghold and fortifications in the mountains, 6.2kReads6.4Score642Shelves
  5. 505 Carrying a Coffin on My Way to Cultivate Immortality 扛着棺材去修仙 Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing A young man from a once-prosperous family accidentally finds a jade seal coiled by a dragon. He never realizes that this powerful seal is not only a formidable weapon, but also a key to a world of advanced civilization… 101.4kReads8.5Score6.9kShelves
  6. 506 My System Is Super Awesome 我的系统超级无敌秀 Urban466k WordsOngoing [Urban] [System] [Absurd Comedy] [Hilarious] [Absolutely Unhinged] Do you know what “super flight” is? Could “Here comes the little flying stick!” really be a skill? And what on earth is “a flame that’s really hard to put out”? In this book, the protagonist’s skills don’t have to make sense, but they do have to be downright hellish! Come check it out and feel free to roast it. Thanks! 36Reads—Score—Shelves
  7. 507 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死,她都没道德,你绑架她干嘛 Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 14.7kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
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  8. 508 The God Who Fell into the Demonic Path 坠入魔道的神 Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted Legend has it that this world is bound by the Heavenly Dao, and only by devouring it can one empower oneself and rise to a higher plane. One day, a Heavenly Dao tomb from a higher plane descended into the mortal world and chose an infant, entering the child's body. From then on, a vast conspiracy gradually unfolded around this child. A lone star of ill fortune descended to the mortal realm, all living beings suffered, and the Divine Clan was destroyed. See how the heaven-chosen youth navigate 17.8kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves
  9. 509 Sweet Streamer, Show Some Fangs! The Big Spender's Balance Is Already Empty 甜妹主播凶一个!神壕血槽已清空 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [PK battles + plenty of big-spending patrons + sweet romance + college life] Gu Xi is a pretty livestreamer who makes a living from her talents. As a freshman at a top university, she only wanted to livestream for some pocket money and take things easy. But then she ran into a bunch of fans with a fiercely competitive streak. Fans: Unlock the exhibition hall! If everyone else has one, how can you not? Fans: You’ve streamed for less than ten hours all week! How are we supposed to survive? Fa 19kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
  10. 510 Cultivation: I Have a Heaven-Devouring Pearl 修仙,我有一颗吞天珠 Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted By chance, an ordinary young man obtains the most powerful treasure in the Three Realms, the Heaven-Replenishing Pearl. From then on, he defies fate and changes his destiny, fighting his way from the human realm to the spirit realm, founding the world’s strongest people, then battling his way into the immortal realm for the sake of his obsession. He rises from humble beginnings in the mortal world and brings it all to an end in the immortal realm! 8.1kReads8.7Score508Shelves
  11. 511 In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse 到了异世,我用道术搬空仇人仓库 Modern Romance913k WordsCompleted An alternate history setting. Please do not compare this story with real history! Gou Yunshu, a modern Daoist exorcist, was betrayed by her best friend during an exorcism. She was struck down by heavenly retribution, killed by a bolt of lightning. She transmigrated into the body of a young girl in the Great Xia Kingdom of the Republican era and discovered that her grandfather had been captured by the Japanese army. To rescue him, she took her younger siblings, bought a house, and left Laolongtan 748Reads—Score—Shelves
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  12. 512 Running a Small Business in Silent Hill 我在寂静岭做小生意 Urban268k WordsCompleted [Comedy + humor + no-brainer fun] No System, not invincible When I entered this vast, white place, air raid sirens went off every night, and the walls were always shedding plaster. I'm just an ordinary person who served in the military. I came here to do business because it was cheap. I should have fled this desolate, uninhabited place, but poverty made me overcome my fear. Just when I thought this was a lawless land, someone actually told me to pay taxes. I can't take this anymore, I... 99Reads6.8Score—Shelves
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  13. 513 Mortal Cultivation, Beginning with Starlight 凡人修仙,从星光开始 Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted An ordinary boy is chosen by a star and sent from Earth to another world. His fate is changed forever, and he begins his cultivation journey in this unfamiliar land. He stumbles through cultivation, treading as carefully as if on thin ice, all so he can find his way home. But being reborn was simply a fate that had been ordained... 2.4kReads7.3Score179Shelves
  14. 514 Bewitching Beauty: Did the Streamer Put a Spell on Her Big Brother? 蛊系美人:主播她对大哥下蛊了? Modern Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [Pretty Streamer + Everyday Livestreams + Daily PKs + Everyday Life + Slow Pace] Chen Jiali never imagined that a spur-of-the-moment decision to use her looks to become a beauty streamer and earn a little pocket money would turn her overnight into the envy of all the male and female streamers on the Shark platform… Chen Jiali: “How did I become the top streamer in the entertainment category? I really was just streaming casually!” The story of an adorable little streamer and her devoted to 27.5kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
  15. 515 The Dragon-Suppressing Coffin and the King of Hell's Fate 镇龙棺,阎王命 Mystery4.8M WordsOngoing They severed my tendons and buried me alive in a sealed coffin, but they didn’t know I was born with the fate of the King of Hell! [Folk horror, feng shui and talismans, incense offerings] Feng shui and fortune-telling, painted-skin demons and spirit summoning, walking in the shadows and corpse driving, corpse-raising spells and curses, yin tattoos and talismanic needles, puppets controlled by strings, red doors sealed with wax, Dogs digging graves on Burial Mound Ridge, ghosts feasting in the R 333.9kReads9.4Score31.2kShelves
  16. 516 For That Dream, I Will Split Heaven and Earth 为了那个梦,我要开天辟地 Eastern Fantasy598k WordsCompleted Legend has it that everything in this world is an illusion. This world is merely a dream of yours. As long as you exist, this world exists. When you are gone, it will naturally crumble and vanish... Wang Bin lost his world, lost his dream. For the sake of that dream and the person he loved most, he would split open the heavens and cleave the earth. He would create that world... 441Reads—Score—Shelves
  17. 517 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关,我穿书一心求死 Historical491k WordsCompleted [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 311Reads—Score—Shelves
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  18. 518 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.2kReads8.4Score616Shelves
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  19. 519 The Northeast Era Drama's All-Time Great King of the Waistline 东北年代剧天花板金牌腰王 Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [Jiahao in 1980] [No System, Just Unbelievably Tough Luck] [The 1980s] [Reborn] [Satisfying Read] [The Strongest Second Sister-in-Law in History] [The Most Unhinged Novel in Northeastern Dialect] Li Qi is reborn, returning to the day before his kidney was cut out. In his previous life, his father put family ties first, his brother and sister-in-law asked him to sacrifice himself for everyone, and his younger brother cried that he wanted meat. So he steeled himself and donated his kidney 82.6kReads8.3Score5.6kShelves
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  20. 520 Night Market Stall: I Stab the System with a Smile and Make It Furious 夜市摆摊:我笑着捅刀系统气炸了 Modern Romance102k WordsOngoing Former lawyer and provincial-level sanda champion Su Huahua quit her job and set up a little water stall at the night market. Other vendors hawked their wares. She made sales by roasting people. Someone hogging a seat on the high-speed train? One punch and they were down. A deadbeat who beat his wife? She sent him straight to the police station. Relatives pressuring her to get married over the New Year? One sentence was enough to shut them up. Everyone was afraid of her. The only one trying to d 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  21. 521 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声,我摆烂吃瓜! Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 50.5kReads9.5Score43.9kShelves
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  22. 522 The Abandoned Miracle Doctor Returns Reborn 神医弃女重生归来 Ancient Romance522k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other + reborn + pocket dimension + revenge + sweet romance] (A full-cast audiobook adaptation is available. Give it a listen!) In her previous life, she caught a chill after falling into the water and slept for six days, missing her coming-of-age ceremony. When she woke, she was told she would marry the Marquis's heir in a month. To please her family, she agreed. But the heir's heart never belonged to her. At the marquis's residence, she was constantly targeted and mistreated, 20.1kReads8.8Score2kShelves
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  23. 523 Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Wife, I Stole the Show in the Military Compound 穿成炮灰原配后,我惊艳军区大院 Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Before I Lost My Virtue, I Rewrote the Life of the Cannon-Fodder First Wife [Period setting + military marriage + face-slapping + no golden finger + sweet romance + devoted couple] Xia Qingning unexpectedly transmigrates into a period romance novel written by a classmate who envies her. She becomes the original wife, who shares her name and is framed into losing her virtue, then jumps into a lake and dies tragically. The moment she opens her eyes, she’s at the scene of her violati 60kReads9.2Score6.8kShelves
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  24. 524 Keep Running: You Told Me to Make a Bold Claim, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 跑男:让你放豪言,你给我玩真的 Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Chinese Entertainment Industry] [Stars] [Plenty of Variety Shows] [Keep Running] [Bai Lu] [Multiple Heroines] [Back to Field] [Challenges] [Peak] [The Inn] Chen Cheng transmigrated to a parallel world that was similar, yet not quite the same, and became an entertainer who had trained for two and a half years and been in the industry for two and a half years. After awakening the Great Entertainer System, he had his entire fortune wiped out on the spot and drew a skill that was both incredibly po 24.4kReads7.5Score2kShelves
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  25. 525 Tuoxie De Naoren's 15th Book 托鞋的脑仁第15本书 Urban3.3M WordsOngoing My new book is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 130Reads6.8Score122Shelves
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  26. 526 My Pills Have a Few Billion Side Effects 我的丹药有亿点副作用 Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted Tomato won't allow it, or I'd have renamed the book My Underworld Readers and Me. Stop using people to make pills! The protagonist is such a jerk. At last, the first book whose readers all want to see the protagonist get beaten up! You'll be laughing yourself to death in the comments. [Laugh-until-you-twitch comedy] + [protagonist goes nuts every day] + [no abuse of the protagonist] + [quickly becomes invincible] + [plot-driven wish fulfillment] + [not completely brainless] + [one heroine] + [wi 25.3kReads7.3Score3.3kShelves
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  27. 527 A Border Guard's Blade Shatters the Firmament 边关小兵刀破苍穹 Historical886k WordsCompleted The frigid wind sweeps sand through Blackrock Pass. Lin Que wraps himself in a patched military uniform and runs his fingers over the rusty ancestral blade, “Windbreaker”... A border guard armed with a battered blade, Lin Que awakens the bloodline of a magical beast. He slays foreign tribes, foils political schemes, defeats the Buddhist and Daoist sects, and challenges the Heavenly Court. Together with the women who love him, he brings order to the world! 448Reads—Score—Shelves
  28. 528 I Only Speak of Buddhist Teachings, Not Martial Virtue 老衲只谈佛法,不讲武德 Eastern Fantasy402k WordsOngoing The world you see will turn upside down at this very moment. You will see the lines that tether everyone above their heads. You will truly take control of your own actions and thoughts. But this is not the end. As wisdom accumulates, oxygen will oxidize information on an even deeper level. At that point, quantum information will appear in your mind, rendered into images by your brain’s neurons. The Tao Te Ching says: “Vague and indistinct, yet within it are forms. Indistinct and vague, yet withi 1Reads8.2Score—Shelves
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  29. 529 The Mad Consort Draws Near, and the Prince Trembles 狂妃靠近,王爷在颤抖 Ancient Romance3.0M WordsCompleted The short drama based on this novel, “The Prince Is Trembling as the Mad Consort Draws Near,” is now streaming! A powerful female lead + a feel-good story, full of hilarious, stress-relieving moments that will have you laughing until you honk like a goose. She transmigrates into the body of a tool used by the emperor to humiliate a prince. A rooster at the wedding? All the better: roast chicken is delicious! She has X-ray vision, miraculous medical skills, the support of a pocket dimension, and 17.3kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
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  30. 530 When I Turned Around, That Person Was Still There 蓦然回首,那人依旧 Ancient Romance314k WordsCompleted After leaving her child behind and being forced out, she has returned to settle the score... "From beginning to end, all I wanted was to hold on to his sleeve and follow him to become immortals... But... I can never hold on to that sleeve... I thought fate had finally smiled upon me, but what awaited me was an imperial decree ordering that I be killed after giving birth, while my child was kept... A person whose life is as worthless as grass has only one way to stand tall before others..." 19.7kReads8.8Score1.9kShelves
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  31. 531 The Foolish Master in the City 傻子高手在都市 Urban876k WordsCompleted The city is full of tricks. I’m going back to the countryside. Silly Long has been a bit slow since he was a child. But he knows the martial arts of the Meihua school, as well as divination, Shennong medicine, geomancy, cultivation and breath control, and physiognomy. With all that, he’s made quite a name for himself in the city… 961Reads—Score—Shelves
  32. 532 Mr. Gu, Your Wife Has Blocked You Again 顾总,太太又把你拉黑了 Modern Romance2.7M WordsCompleted On May 20, Qiao Ruoxing posted on social media: Single and ready to mingle. P.S. Those in good health preferred. The picture was of a divorce certificate. Just like the time she married into the Gu family without warning, this stunt sent shockwaves through her social circle all over again. Taking a jab at her ex-husband's infertility after their breakup? Did she have a death wish? Who was Gu Jingyan? A ruthless man who could sue a media outlet into bankruptcy for spreading rumors. Would he reall 33.6kReads8.2Score3.8kShelves
  33. 533 The 1980s: The Cold-Faced Officer Is Wrapped Around the Sickly Beauty's Finger 八零:冷面军官被病弱美人拿捏了 Modern Romance571k WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Martial arts prodigy Jiang Nianzhi transmigrates into a book and arrives in an alternate version of the 1980s, where she becomes a delicate, frail beauty. Thinking she would run into one terrible person after another, she rolls up her sleeves, ready to beat them all into submission. But her feisty mother favors girls over boys, her white-lotus sister is a doting sister-con, her grandmother is a beauty enthusiast, and her little brother has 55.7kReads9.4Score6.8kShelves
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  34. 534 Infinite Battle Cops 无限战警 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse977k WordsCompleted The world has changed, and humanity can survive only inside bases. When darkness falls and devours the world, the real destruction has only just begun! Li Qiang returns from a bloody fight in the slave arena! He becomes a battle cop and embarks on the path to power! He leads Earth beyond the Milky Way and breaks through the darkness! His fury shakes heaven and earth! His rage makes the universe tremble! 26Reads—Score—Shelves
  35. 535 Luring the Wild Dog into Playing Nice 引野犬装乖 Modern Romance499k WordsCompleted The print edition of Playing Nice is now available. [Overbearing CEO × powerful business tycoon × devoted love × modern romance × one-on-one] [Married first, love later × rekindled romance × bittersweet × healing] [Unhinged big sister who is the male lead's kryptonite × awkward big dog who spends every day trying to figure out if his wife loves him] Everyone in Jincheng's wealthy business circles knew He Jingzhun had three deadly flaws: He brought misfortune to his father, his mother, and his w 17.4kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
  36. 536 You Want Me to Dance? I’ll Strike Back with a Sword to the Throat 逼我献舞?我反手一剑封喉 Martial Arts297k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate + System + wuxia + invincible + mistaken assumptions + hilarious + foodie + suspense] Transmigrated into the body of a stunning male performer, and the Regent is about to disfigure me from the start? Just as despair sets in, a mechanical voice booms inside my head! [Ding! A fatal threat to the Host has been detected. Mad Dance and Martial Arts Auto-Correction System bound successfully!] [The System comes fully upgraded. No training required. The stronger the opponent, the stronger 10Reads—Score108Shelves
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  37. 537 Nonli, I Must Have You 非离,不可 Urban413k WordsCompleted [Urban Romance] [Relationships] [Marriage] [About Love] Can’t two people just be together and live happily? If they chose to get married, why are they always arguing? How did a good life turn into such a mess? Why insist on getting divorced? 173Reads—Score—Shelves
  38. 538 The Tsundere CEO Turned into a Dog and Now Loves and Spoils Me 傲娇总裁变成狗后对我又爱又宠 Modern Romance334k WordsOngoing Other people transmigrate and raise dogs. I raise a CEO dog. He Yucheng, the most arrogant man in the city, turned into a Maltese overnight. From then on, the overbearing CEO learned to act cute and beg for attention, all for a bite of something delicious. He learned to get jealous and couldn't stand me talking to other men. He even learned to break out of the house to avoid getting neutered. The helpless CEO barked furiously at the veterinarian, Su Yan. “Su Yan, you're finished! When I turn bac —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  39. 539 The Crafty Cultivator Who Schemes His Way to Sainthood 修真老阴批,坑边修真界狗到成圣 Eastern Fantasy215k WordsOngoing Gou Qianqiu transmigrated into the cultivation world as its most shameless scammer, then got chased by a tribulation lightning bolt straight into a ruined temple. The instant the thunderbolt smashed through the roof, a ding rang in his head: “Karmic Law Compensation System activated!” He immediately lay flat and shouted, “You wrecked my temple! You have to pay!” A glowing System screen popped up: [Heaven's compensation agreement reached. Please choose your claim.] Looking at the options, “Karmic 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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  40. 540 Help! This Lousy System Is Making Me Found a Sect! 救命!这破系统让我开宗立派! Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world as a sickly man, the male lead triggers a System: if he fails to save twenty people within three years, he’ll die of his illness. He sets off on a journey to save people, meeting one lovely confidante after another along the way. In the end, he’s forced to found a sect and finds his happy ending. (This is not a cultivation novel.) The premise is fairly fresh, leaving behind the traditional level-up-and-fight-monsters formula. The protagonist is frail at firs 27.5kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves
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  41. 541 You’re Hilarious, I’m Ridiculous, and We’re Bound to Fall in Love 你搞笑,我沙雕,甜甜恋爱跑不了 Modern Romance362k WordsCompleted An older guy who calls you "sis," not a cold, aloof male lead. He’s not just a bit of a jerk, he’s a total one. [The rating’s low because there aren’t enough votes! Just read the comments: they’re all five-star reviews. I’m seriously crying here.] The first time Chu Xin met Ji Hanzhou, she was watching a romance drama so sweet it could give you cavities. Trying to calm herself down with a horror movie, she accidentally connected to Ji Hanzhou’s headphones and startled him so badly that he spill 2.1kReads9.2Score388Shelves
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  42. 542 Excuse Me, Do You Have a Corpse at Home? 请问你家有尸体吗 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [A laugh-out-loud story, don't let the title fool you] A sorceress from another world was hit by a rock and landed in ours. She spent two hundred years stuck inside it. At last, she borrowed the body of a woman in a vegetative state to get out and stretch her legs, but she was born with Conan's knack for stumbling into mysteries. What? The beautiful female ghost's body was chopped to pieces! The pure, innocent college student's body was soaked and bloated! This world is out to get me! But I can' 1.3kReads9.3Score221Shelves
  43. 543 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 12kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
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  44. 544 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者,嫌疑人都爱上我 Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 11.4kReads9.3Score2kShelves
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  45. 545 With Half a Book of the Analects in Hand, the Fairy Begs Me Not to Leave 半部抡语在手,仙子求我别肘 Eastern Fantasy267k WordsOngoing [Strong men only! No cowards!] Three thousand years into the Great Zhou Dynasty, rites and music have fallen into disarray. In Qucheng, Kong Jingfu wields the “Analects of Brawling,” cultivating the martial way instead of the Confucian way. The Master said: “Benevolence should be your foundation.” Kong Jingfu: “The technique of splitting a man in two is benevolence!” The Master said: “You must be loyal to your friends!” Kong Jingfu: “Smashing someone's head into their chest is loyalty!” The Mast 1.4kReads8.4Score—Shelves
  46. 546 Slave Lord: Who’s the Goblin Now? 奴隶领主:谁才是哥布林? Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Lord System] Pinujin: having the surname Pi is not weird at all! Just a little unusual! The bard Pinujin obtains a broken territory core, the [Slaver Core], and changes class to Slaver. By squeezing his subjects for labor, he earns [Exploitation Points] to use for prize draws, skill exchanges, and building upgrades. Goblins! Get out there and grow potatoes and cotton! Succubi! Stop fooling around and go make soy milk! Elves! Take off your shoes and stomp grapes. Lord Pi wants to make wine! 16.1kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
  47. 547 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Ancient Romance832k WordsCompleted Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 130kReads9.6Score14.5kShelves
  48. 548 I Was Asked to Manage a Class of Good-for-Nothings, So How Did It Become the Martial God Hall? 让你代管废材班,怎么成武神殿了 Urban4.9M WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + slow-burn character growth early on + fake enlightenment + comedy + teacher-student bond (it only takes off in the middle and later parts, so don’t read if that’s not your thing)] Three homeroom teachers were driven away in half a month. Class Five, Grade One was full of little tyrants, and every student was a hopeless martial arts talent. Even with the director of academic affairs offering an extremely generous salary, no one would take charge of them. That was when Su Yang act 64.8kReads9.4Score5.3kShelves
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  49. 549 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 33.1kReads9.6Score5kShelves
  50. 550 Reborn as a Mad Princess: The Moon Shines Over the Western Tower 重生狂妃之明月罩西楼 Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted In her previous life, Jiang Mingyue, daughter of a great general, took blows and shed blood for the Great Yin dynasty. She lived a passionate life and died a passionate death. So when she got another chance at life, she decided to stop making waves. She chose the rich, titled Zhao Xilou, a veteran slacker, as her husband, intending to while away her days with Lord Zhao, eating and waiting to die. But after becoming a Zhao, Jiang Mingyue discovered that her slacker husband might have no ambition 14.6kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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