Books That’ll Make Me Laugh So Hard I End Up in the Hospital 能把我从床上笑到医院的书

1. 1001 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 48.6kReads9.5Score4.7kShelves

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   😘✨✨The author is well-known on the popularity list and the quality is guaranteed. 😘😘🔥A masterpiece with a high score of 9.9 In my opinion. It was so beautiful that I laughed so hard that my parents thought I was crazy. Ying Zheng looked at Qin Feng playfully and said calmly: "Who are you?" Qin Feng said nervously: "Dr. Qin Feng, a doctor." "Okay, since you are a doctor, you should be familiar with the words of Confucius. How can you explain that a gentleman is incompetent?" [It's over, it's over! If I follow Fusu's words, then the First Emperor must not kill me? ] [But if I'm talking nonsense, then these doctors can't bite me to death?] Qin Feng thought for a while, pretending to be stupid and said: "Ah, this... I have little talent and knowledge, and I forgot about it for a while. Why don't you ask my senior brother, Shusun Tong?" Shusun Tong almost peed, and kept winking at Qin Feng. Damn it! I have never seen such a cheating person! Even when he was about to die, he still had someone to support him! [Good senior brother! Be a companion on the road to hell, we are not alone!] Ying Zheng has not felt so comfortable for a long time. The last time was when he was a child.

2. 1002 她 She Is a Man 她是男人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted She Is a Man 35Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 1003 开 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Eastern Fantasy457k WordsCompleted From the hidden secrets beneath a bustling city to a fantastical journey through a wondrous world. He walks with a hunting dog in one hand and a falcon in the other. He acts when it’s time to act, and knows when it’s time to back down. He’s charming and dashing, witty and funny, with a thoroughly roguish streak. She met him in a psychiatric hospital. Their fated bond was written in the stars, and she went from a spirited young woman to the darling of heaven. Together, they weather every sweetne 347Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Still not finished, swipe it three times in a row, nonsensical and funny style, one of a kind,

4. 1004 王 The Princess Consort Is Ruthless, and Her Cruel Prince Fears His Wife 王妃人狠心更狠，病娇王爷都惧内 Tea Talk茶言茶语Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Green tea + unhinged + yandere + drama queen + sweet romance + 1v1, both pure] When a beauty-obsessed heroine meets the impossibly handsome male lead, she kisses him, hugs him, and lifts him up, only to discover that he's a yandere! And so… she runs, he chases, and she can't escape even if she grows wings… 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I can't say whether I will laugh or not until I get to the hospital. Anyway, Mommy asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone.

5. 1005 年 Older Men!! A Ferrari Is Still a Ferrari, Even When It’s Old 年上！！法拉利老了依然是法拉利 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄16k WordsCompleted Older woman!! A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, even when it's old. 53kReads—Score715Shelves

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   Highly popular classic, read by millions

6. 1006 娱 The Entertainment Industry’s Guide to Hunting for Love 娱乐圈猎爱法则 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊31k WordsCompleted The Rules of Love Hunting in the Entertainment Industry 6Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1007 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 619Reads9.2Score197Shelves

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   🐰It's so funny🔥Hilarious🔥I was scolded for being sick🔥 Once I traveled through the parallel world, Ai Chen took his eight-year-old son to the variety show "Teaching Children Well"📺 Son: Dad, I want to be admitted to Peking University Ai Chen: What Peking University, I will go to A University with my father. After saying that, he took his son to double row. As a result, netizens couldn't sit still. "I have to read books secretly. The pressure of games is greater than studying. Then I will get addicted to reading!" "Just go to the library and read a book and you'll be honest!"📖

8. 1008 你 You're the Richest Man Alive, So Why Are You Opening the Car Door for Customers Yourself? 你一个首富，亲自给顾客开车门？ Qi Yao Yao柒幺妖Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Standing before you is Yicheng City's top scorer in the college entrance exam, a millionaire entrepreneur by his freshman year, founder of Dami Tech after dropping out in his sophomore year, the man who made Dami Tech the country's number-one company by age 26, worth hundreds of billions by 28, founder of Dami Motors at 29, and the richest person in the country at 30. His bank account holds billions in cold, hard cash. He's the head of Dami Tech Group, founder of the Dami Standards Alliance, the 42.3kReads9.3Score2.2kShelves
9. 1009 东 The Northeast Era Drama's All-Time Great King of the Waistline 东北年代剧天花板金牌腰王 Saint Seiya Star Bliss圣斗士星爽Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Period] [Jiahao in 1980] [No System, Just Unbelievably Tough Luck] [The 1980s] [Reborn] [Satisfying Read] [The Strongest Second Sister-in-Law in History] [The Most Unhinged Novel in Northeastern Dialect] Li Qi is reborn, returning to the day before his kidney was cut out. In his previous life, his father put family ties first, his brother and sister-in-law asked him to sacrifice himself for everyone, and his younger brother cried that he wanted meat. So he steeled himself and donated his kidney 91.7kReads8.3Score5.8kShelves

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   A story about the Northeast rural period where you laugh until you pee on the bed. The male protagonist has no space and no system.

10. 1010 影 The Movie Emperor’s Assistant Is the CEO’s Unforgettable First Love 影帝的助理是霸总白月光 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted The Movie Emperor's Assistant Is the CEO's White Moonlight 62Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 1011 通 The Immortal-Passing Spirit Diagram 通仙灵图 A Cat Worm一条猫虫Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsOngoing Without an invincible System or a mysterious little bottle, with demons surrounding them from outside and a weak clan within, how can a small Foundation Establishment clan weather one crisis after another? Gu Changhuan opens the map: spirit treasures, spirit herbs, and mineral veins are all laid out before him. With this golden finger, what is there to fear about the hardships of cultivation? Still, he has to keep a low profile. Lower and lower. After all, playing the pig to eat the tiger and qu 53.3kReads8.7Score4.4kShelves

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    I've read every one of them, and it's guaranteed to be funny in the early stages.

12. 1012 都 Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市：浪子回头，国家请我破大案 Codonopsis-Stewed Chicken党参炖鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [The new book, Jianghu: I Became a Big Shot by Selling Goods to the System, is now available. Readers are welcome to check it out and share their thoughts.] They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan 27kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves
13. 1013 玄 The Mystic Grandmaster Drops a Bombshell, Leaving the CEO's Whole Family in a Panic 玄学老祖爆大瓜，霸总全家心发慌 Luo Ying Like Water洛潆如水Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The whole family can hear her thoughts + metaphysics + gossip + ghost-catching + wealthy family + one-on-one romance] Wen Shuang, an ancient ancestor of the mystical arts, transmigrates into the body of a rich wife who’s been causing trouble, is hated by her husband, and is about to get divorced. [Divorce? You’d better hurry. This man has the face of someone with a short life. He’ll get into a car accident tonight. He’ll survive, but both his legs will be amputated. He’ll never recover, his com 21.9kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves

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    Metaphysics article, the whole family can read minds, the article is clear and organized, I really like this kind of article. The metaphysics master wears a book and is read in the mind. The heroine accumulates merit, helps some people, and eats melon by the way. It is so funny and super beautiful.

14. 1014 修 A Cultivation Master Transmigrates into the Modern Entertainment Industry 修真大佬穿越现代娱乐圈 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Jiang Suyun, the undefeated God of War of the cultivation world, was betrayed by the one he loved. After his physical body was destroyed, his soul transmigrated into the modern world, where spiritual qi revival was underway. He had planned to keep a low profile as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, but during a performance, he accidentally stirred up a celestial phenomenon that drew everyone’s attention. After the show, he was attacked by a mysterious assailant, and the power of the stars 505Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 1015 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 3kReads9.4Score352Shelves

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    This book is particularly beautiful and can make people laugh to death. When the male and female protagonists met for the first time, they took a picture of each other... It was so beautiful that I watched it overnight.

16. 1016 快 Quick Transmigration: After Becoming a Ungrateful Wolf, He Turns Over a New Leaf 快穿：穿成白眼狼后他浪子回头 An 80-Year-Old Melancholy Girl80岁忧郁少女Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + family life + face-slapping + big shots + wayward men turning over a new leaf + no fixed couple + a spatial realm appears later. The System doesn't play much of a role.] Ji Huaizhi woke up bound to a quick transmigration System. To recover his memories, he had to keep completing missions in small worlds. But why did he transmigrate into a scumbag every single time? Wait, didn't I have no memories? Then how come I know how to do so much? World One: The educated youth who a 54.2kReads8.9Score3.8kShelves
17. 1017 癫 Crazy Couple Showering Each Other with Sugar! This Dating Show Is a Blast! 癫公撒糖！就这个恋综爽！ Delicious Crab Pot Stick美味蟹煲棒Two Male Leads391k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + SC + Dating Show + Secret Marriage, Hilarious, Sweet and Satisfying] [Goofy, Money-Grubbing Celebrity Omega × Abstinent, Domineering Enigma Big Shot] Su Chi, a broke office drone, had barely transmigrated when his secret husband showered him with ten million yuan. Su Chi immediately clung to his sugar daddy's leg and called him Daddy. “I’m going to haunt you like a ghost for the rest of your life!” Not only had he landed in an Omega's body by sheer bad luck, but he was also bei 8.8kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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    They are all, they are all very funny, and I can die laughing anyway. . .

18. 1018 替 The Stand-In Won’t Follow the Script 替身她不按剧本演出 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted The Substitute Doesn’t Follow the Script 4Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1019 苟 Laying Low as a Villain in the Cultivation World 苟在修仙世界当反派 Rattlesnake-Skin Sack响尾蛇皮袋Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Xianxia + lighthearted + hilarious + ordinary mortal + absurd] After accidentally transmigrating to a cultivation world, I discover that I’m the sect’s most hated bully, and that I have an unscrupulous master who disappeared after visiting a brothel. I meant to turn over a new leaf and start behaving, but everyone wants to harm me. So I’ll just have to work hard and become the strongest under heaven! I raise spirit pets, puff on a pipe, and know exactly how to charm fairies. I slay immortals an 45kReads8.8Score3.3kShelves

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    🎢Easy, funny and nonsensical, [face covering] [laughing] [laughing] will bring you great joy! Ye Feng traveled to a place where gods and Buddhas avoided, and transformed into a "bully". He met an unreliable master who had lost contact, and started a funny path to immortality. Want to raise a spiritual pet and seduce a fairy? He's good at it! He will flee when he encounters a strong enemy, and he will kill immortals, gods, and ghosts without hesitation.

20. 1020 女 The Supporting Actress Wrecks the Dating Show and Goes Off the Rails in Life 女配创翻恋综，走上人生癫疯 Yun Ciyan云辞砚Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [In a nutshell: After transmigrating as a villainess, my entire sect came along too] [One-on-one comedy + celebrity dating show + inner thoughts and gossip + face-slapping + fake and real heiresses] After failing her tribulation, Yun Xia was struck by lightning and sent into the world of a novel. As the villainess, she was supposed to sacrifice herself and make way for the heroine's beautiful romance with all her admirers. “?” You want me to sacrifice myself for someone else? Say that one more t 25.4kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves

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    They are all very funny, and I can die laughing anyway. . .

21. 1021 浮 Surviving on an Ice Floe: Everything I Salvage Comes to Life 浮冰求生：我打捞的物资全成精了 Carrot Hater拒绝胡萝卜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.9M WordsCompleted [Sneaky schemer] [Comedy] [Apocalypse] [Survival] [Everyday life] The whole world enters an icy sea survival game. From the start, all you have is a floating chunk of ice, and supplies can only be fished up! [Host detected to be facing an apocalyptic threat!] [System descending!] [System under attack from the game’s firewall!] [System has taken down the game’s firewall!] Chen Mo can’t access the System, but the world has started acting strangely, as if some rule has changed… The chunks of ice in 17.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves
22. 1022 我 My User Is a Female Celebrity 我的用户是女明星 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊28k WordsCompleted My User Is a Female Celebrity 19Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1023 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 43.8kReads9.3Score5.1kShelves
24. 1024 王 Honor of Kings: Other Coaches Use Their Brains, You Risk Your Life 王者：别人教练费脑，你费命 The Wandering Newton流浪的牛顿Sports1.9M WordsCompleted [KPL Esports + System + Coaching + Hilarious Shenanigans (The Main Attraction!)] During the summer split, 19-year-old Wolves data analyst Mo Wen was thrust into the head coach position after head coach Li Luo resigned following a complete mental breakdown, while former coach Lao Lin was still serving a suspension. Mo Wen had prepared himself to take the blame, but just before the match, he bonded with the God-Tier Torture System and started doing whatever he wanted. One outrageously bizarre stra 12kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves
25. 1025 超 Super God Academy: I'm the Support, So Why Are You Sending Me to the Front Lines? 超神之我是奶爸，你却让我冲锋？ Fengzi Loves Beer峰子喜欢喝啤酒Anime Fanfiction517k WordsCompleted Synopsis: Leina: Stop hiding in the back. Charge in and hold them off. Xu Feng: Sis, I'm a healer, remember? Ge Xiaolun, Zhao Xin: Brother Feng, help! Heal us, quick! Xu Feng: Hang on, I'm busy. Let me kill this guy first. The girls: Bro, I'm charging in. Give me a shield first. Xu Feng: No time. I'll give you the permissions. Go have fun on your own. The female angels: My Lord, I want to play Titled Douluo too. Xu Feng: How about ten rings? That's even better than Titled Do 144Reads9.0Score—Shelves
26. 1026 诸 The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 535.7kReads9.7Score73.6kShelves

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    1. "A Mistaken Battle with the Gods" (score 9.8) Reason for recommendation: The highest-rated unsystematic comedy article in the history of Tomato. The protagonist adheres to the principle of "never lie to others, and can't even believe it himself", and relies on his strange brain circuits to survive crazily in the world of immortality. For example, they used "Turtle Qigong" to deal with sect elders, used "quantum mechanics" to explain the principles of alchemy, and even deceived the catastrophe into "the divorce scene of the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother." Popular comments from book friends: "I laughed so much that my neighbors thought my house was being demolished, but it turned out that their whole family was also reading this book." Famous scene: The protagonist deceived the Demon Lord that "double cultivation can lead to immortality", but the Demon Lord took it seriously and found out that it was a "double push-up competition". Using "Landlord Fight" to teach immortals to play cards, causing the entire world of immortal cultivators to become addicted to gambling, and even the master secretly played mahjong in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.  2. "Let Me Increase Strength in the World of Immortal Cultivation" (rating 9.6) Recommended reason: After the protagonist traveled through time, he relied on the operation of "Old Six" to subvert the rules of the world of immortality: using live broadcasts to sell magic weapons, using "PPT reports" to teach alchemy, and even turning the scene of the tribulation into a "disco party". Some readers said: "Don't drink water while reading this book. I have changed three keyboards." Hilarious scenes: Using "Douyin Divine Comedy" as a sword technique, let the righteous monks collectively dance to "Subject Three". Sent the "anti-hair loss package" to the ancestor of the sect, and the ancestor was so moved that he gave him the treasure of the sect. 3. "The Daily Life of a Full-Level High School Student" (Rating 9.3) Reason for recommendation: The "Social Death System" that makes you stronger when called upon, allows the protagonist to commit suicide crazily in class. Mathematics teachers answer roll call questions and are rewarded with "Mathematical Olympiad Mastery"; English teachers call names and memorize words and are rewarded with "Eight Languages ​​Proficiency". Netizens joked: "I suggest the Education Bureau list this book as an 'anti-involution textbook'". Famous Scenes:  Deliberately disrupted the flag-raising ceremony, and was rewarded with the "National Athletes' Physique" award. Use the "last in the class" score to trigger hidden rewards and obtain the "Principal's Privilege Card". 4. "Da Qin: Seize the bamboo shoots, the ancestral dragon eavesdrops on my heart!" "(Rating 9.0) Reason for recommendation: Qin Shihuang eavesdropped on the protagonist's voice and was so angry at the modern complaints. The protagonist is respectful on the surface, but madly outputs in his heart: "This dragon robe is like a curtain" and "It's better to play games than go to court." Netizens joked: "It is recommended that Qin Shihuang list this book as a banned book." Famous scenes:  Using "Glory of the King" to teach soldiers to fight, the Qin army was obsessed with "pushing down towers" and forgot to attack the city. Sent a "mobile phone case" as a tribute to Qin Shihuang, claiming that it can "communicate with heaven and man", but in fact it is a magic tool for taking selfies.

27. 1027 霸 After the Domineering CEO Heard My Thoughts, He Started Craving Me 霸总读我心声后，馋上了我 Soft and Adorable Dumplings软萌饺子Two Male Leads512k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads + Mind Reading + Lighthearted Comedy + Awakening + 1v1 Romance + Sweet Everyday Moments + Both Pure] Song Shi'an had worked diligently as the CEO's assistant for five years when he suddenly awakened and realized he was inside an old-school CEO romance novel! In the first half, the CEO torments his wife over and over; in the second half, he chases her and suffers for it. And Song Shi'an, as the all-purpose assistant in the book, can do practically anything! But why has the plot g 26.8kReads9.1Score4.5kShelves
28. 1028 异 Superpowers: Someone's Here to Buy Melons 异能：有一个人前来买瓜 White Hat白帽Urban783k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [System + Comedy + Spiritual Qi Revival + Urban] A man came to buy a watermelon and stabbed Ning Yi. As a result, Ning Yi awakened the [Pain-Devouring System] and shouted, “Go on, stab me again if you've got the guts!” Thug: I've never heard anyone make such a weird request. “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “...” Even the knife was nicked and blunted. Ning Yi grinned and said, “If that doesn't work, wa 760Reads8.6Score—Shelves
29. 1029 大 Great Qin: What a Nasty Trick, the Ancestral Dragon Can Hear My Thoughts! 大秦：夺笋呐，祖龙偷听我心声！ Great Lord Mao毛神大大Historical3.6M WordsOngoing [Hilarious + Wits and Wit] This book is mainly a comedy, with history playing a supporting role. It’s not a dry history textbook. Qin Shi Huang eavesdrops, then gets into a daily battle of wits and insults with the protagonist. If I don’t scam you, I’m letting you down. If I do scam you, I’ll profit at your expense. This book has only one purpose: to make readers laugh and starve the pandas. If it fails, then I guess I’m not good enough! 8.3kReads9.0Score723Shelves
30. 1030 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 6.4kReads9.0Score700Shelves
31. 1031 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates and Gets Tricked by a Villain into Becoming a Stepmother 丧尸穿越后，被反派诓去当后娘 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted What should I do after transmigrating? Chu Chi held her head in her hands and thought for ages. A zombie's brain has only just grown in, so she has to make good use of it. When in doubt, sleep on it first. After Lin You'an woke up, the first thing she did was grab her little sister and escape the wolf's den. Along the way, she also found herself a stepmother. “So, you’re saying you’re my son?” “Mm-hmm.” “How old am I?” “Eighteen?” “How old are you?” “Eight.” “I’ve read plenty of books, so don’t 25.8kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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    What should I do after time travel? Chu Chi held his head and thought for a long time. The zombie's brain has just grown, so it must be cherished and used. If you are undecided, take a nap first. After Lin Youan woke up, she immediately ran away from the wolf den with her sister in her arms, and found a stepmother for herself on the way. "You said you are my son?" "Yes." "How old am I?" "Eighteen?" "How old are you?" "Eight years old." "I have studied a lot, you lied to me! Can I get pregnant and give birth to a baby at the age of ten?"

32. 1032 发 Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting 发疯整顿娱乐圈，颠颠的，很安心 Pomelo Planet柚子星球Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Complete [1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Hilarious + Scumbag Gets His Comeuppance] Shi Ran transmigrates into a book and becomes a female celebrity hated by the entire internet in a story about a beloved star adored by everyone in showbiz. The original Shi Ran joined a live-streamed dating show. Its male contestants, one, two, three, were all devoted to the heroine in the book, and every one of them had treated her badly. As for the aloof movie emperor, the original Shi 39.4kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves
33. 1033 萌 The Adorable Princess Arrives 萌萌公主驾到 Jian'an Chubby Scholar建安胖胖生Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted My name is Mengmeng. I used to think I was just an ordinary student. If my strength hadn't made that impossible, I might have believed it. Strong female lead, no male lead. Long live Queen Mengmeng! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is definitely a good book. It tells the story of a poor girl named Mengmeng who was bullied and fought back. It is a strong female novel.

34. 1034 我 I'm Crazy, Don't Mess with Me. I Love Putting on an Act, Remember That 我神经，别惹我，就爱死装你记住 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 16.2kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves
35. 1035 召 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 Dreaming of Becoming a Salty Fish夢想成为咸鱼Eastern Fantasy562k WordsCompleted [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 5.2kReads8.6Score541Shelves
36. 1036 来 Joining a Pure-Hate Variety Show, Living a Shameless Life 来纯恨综艺，享缺德人生 Sweet-Filling Treasure充甜宝Modern Romance344k WordsCompleted [Variety show + unhinged antics + memes + face-slapping + super sweet.] The rating just came out, so it may rise The variety show All Villains is recruiting a lineup of prospective guests from across the internet. Every guest is a disgraced celebrity with scandals flying everywhere. The guests all treat one another like mortal enemies, their words dripping with venom. Their insults are utterly sincere, free of any ulterior motives: a grand stage for pure hatred. If you’ve got beef, come on in. N 14.5kReads8.1Score2.6kShelves

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    They are all crazy articles. I laugh so hard in the middle of the night that my stomach hurts.

37. 1037 觉 I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop 觉醒缺德系统，抢女帝的棒棒糖 Zhang San, Unrivaled Beyond the Immortals仙外狂徒张三Eastern Fantasy181k WordsCompleted Power fantasy + lighthearted comedy, packed with jokes and memes, invincible from the start, full of subversions and unexpected moves, System, shocking twists, face-slapping, roasting, play the pig to eat the tiger, transmigration, and wild imagination After transmigrating to another world, Bi Xia will do anything, just not anything decent. One day, while helping an old lady cross the street against the light, he accidentally activates the “Unprincipled System.” The more shameless things he doe 55Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first chapter starts with a god, and within ten chapters I laugh like a dog. The protagonist never plays his cards according to the routine, is full of bad ethics, and keeps making saucy moves. There are easter eggs at the end of each chapter!!!!!

38. 1038 时 When Sister Shi Goes Wild, Even Ghosts and Gods Kneel and Cry Injustice! 时姐一发癫，鬼神跪地喊冤！ Pink Big Brother粉红大哥Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + metaphysics + wish-fulfillment + entertainment industry + ghost hunting + livestreamed variety show + true and fake heiresses + strong heroine + one-on-one pure love] Shi Yi transmigrated into a novel about the entertainment industry's true heiress face-slapping the fake one, as the true heiress. Facing her family's contempt, she took a few houses and several million in spending money, then decisively left the wealthy family, whose fortune was running out and which was on the ve 14.3kReads9.2Score2.1kShelves
39. 1039 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21.2kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
40. 1040 玄 Xuanhuan: The Weakest Sect? Its Disciples Beat Up the Ancestor 玄幻：最弱宗门？徒弟吊打老祖 RT Tobacco Little DonkeyRT烟草小毛驴Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Sign-in System]➕ [Taking disciples]➕ [Lighthearted]➕ [Invincible] Chu Fan is unexpectedly reborn, bound to a sign-in System, and made the peak master of Dao One Sect, a sect full of sly schemers. From the start, he has quasi-emperor cultivation and lives a carefree life on Profound Spirit Peak, only needing to sign in once a month. Who could have guessed the System would suddenly assign him a mission to take disciples? Tempted by the enticing rewards, Chu Fan takes in a first disciple with an E 13.1kReads8.7Score840Shelves
41. 1041 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.8kReads9.5Score864Shelves
42. 1042 捡 After Picking Up a Yandere Big Shot, the Commander Conquers the Stars 捡到病娇大佬后指挥官她A翻星际 Xi Xi Tao西西桃Modern Romance352k WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation, I Picked Up a Kid, and He Turned Out to Be My Commander, is out!] The demon war god Ye Jun is the undefeated legend of the Interstellar Federation. Until an accident struck during the final battle of the war. Ye Jun regressed to the early stages of his differentiation and turned into a three-year-old toddler. With fluffy deer antlers on his head, he bit his fingers with tears in his eyes. “Big Sis, hungry, food, please.” Battleship Commander Lin Ge: “Isn't this just perfec 978Reads9.3Score124Shelves

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    Want to laugh? In 🍅, I have never read a book that is more hilarious than this one! The immediate boss turns into a three-year-old child, and the violent subordinates repeatedly jump on the line of death and shame hhhhhhhh

43. 1043 东 Northeastern Eldest Daughter Comes Home for New Year and Roasts Her Weird Relatives 东北嫡长女过年回家狂喷奇葩亲戚 Falling Flowers in Wind and Rain, Worry-Free on the Road落花风雨陌上无忧Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [This book is complete, so enjoy!] Li Yuexi loves going home for the New Year. She gets to spend time with her parents, then stretch out on the warm kang bed, playing on her phone and eating cherries, giant blueberries, huge strawberries, and sugar tangerines. But she also hates the New Year. Whenever she visits relatives or they come to visit, a whole crowd of aunts and uncles surrounds her with the same nosy questions. “When did you get back?” Li Yuexi: “A couple of days ago.” “How many days a 44.6kReads8.9Score5.5kShelves

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    It's so pretty [laughs][laughs] This is my first time, so why should I bear it? Xixi's mouth will be poisoned to death if you add it yourself. I really like her temper. I recommend those who can't get excited about reading to go and check it out [laughs][laughs]

44. 1044 我 I'm Already in the Late Stages of Cancer, So What's Wrong with Going a Little Crazy? 我都癌症晚期了，疯一点怎么了 Han Dabai韩大白Modern Romance525k WordsCompleted Original title: I’m Already in the Late Stages of Cancer, So What’s Wrong with Going a Little Crazy? Lin Qian, hailed as the most eligible young lady in the capital, was gentle, refined, elegant, and proper. She could read at three, write poetry at five, was exceptionally well-read, and excelled at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Everyone who met her praised her without end. Lin Qian had been raised from childhood on the principle: “At home, obey your father; after marriage, obey your 25kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves

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    🔥I once peeked in class and laughed out loud, but the teacher caught me handing over my phone! [Laughing and crying] ✨①After receiving the medical examination form from the hospital, Lin Qian went crazy. She is rude in words and deeds, gets angry with everyone when she sees him, gets into trouble every time, beats him when angry, and never moves his mouth if he can do it... She handed him the divorce agreement with a bright and bright smile. But he didn't want to leave... [Laughing] 🌿② was written into the book by her best friend, and she even entered through the book. All she wanted in her life was to be a good mother's girl, and occasionally watch the male and female protagonists fall in love. But who is it? Aren't you the hero's good brother? Do you like me? Do you want to marry me? Damn it! You stole my household registration book! [Shy] 🌈③After passing through the book, the fake daughter ruined her family. In order to save her bankrupt mother, jailed father, and broken brother, she bound the homophonic word modification plot system... Because of liquidated damages, she forced herself to pretend to be the girlfriend of the missing boss. The boss laughed... [You taste it carefully] ④ After Niu. Mashe animal leaves lightly dressed as Bai Yueguang's stand-in, she only wanted to make money. Don't ask why, because I died of poverty in my last life [laughing and crying], the heroine of "White Dress Waves Flower Hands" and "Singing in Bars with the Surname Shi" is hilarious and funny, and she focuses on making money, making money, and loving money [laughing]

45. 1045 我 I’m Immortal Anyway, So Do Whatever You Want 我反正长生不死，你们随意 One Week, Seven Days Off一周就断七天更Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted (A laid-back story + mastering the art of keeping a low profile + easygoing + humorous everyday life. Enter at your own risk!) Yang Sheng transmigrates to the world of cultivation and awakens an immortal constitution: he’ll never die! He has a mixed Five Elements spiritual root, making cultivation difficult. What’s he going to do? No worries. Keep a low profile for a million years, and even a Divine Transformation cultivator will call him Dad! Keep a low profile for billions of years, and even a 41kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves
46. 1046 玄 Mystical Beast Taming: My Turtle Is a Little Too Powerful 玄学御兽：我的乌龟有亿点强 Durian Fizzing Tablet榴莲泡腾片Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Beast Taming] + [Urban] + [Ridiculous] + [Comedy] Lin An awakens an ordinary-grade spirit beast and uses a metaphysical System to grow all the way to the top of his academy, thanks to his astonishing talent! While everyone else is mixing potions, Lin An has already maxed out his spirit beast's stats. While everyone else is working hard to train their spirit beasts, Lin An has already slaughtered the exotic beasts in droves. “You've got your drake. I've got my turtle. It's tough as nails, so 5.7kReads8.9Score611Shelves

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    Laughing until I got cramps at night

47. 1047 我 I'm a Heartbreaker, Yet the Goddess Is Still Waiting for Me 我，渣男，女神却在原地等我 Mr. Qiqi七七先生Urban1.3M WordsCompleted “Sweet Romance” + “Easygoing Daily Life” + “No System” + “Two Sisters” Original title: She Waits Right Where She Is After his wife gets him killed, Chen Yun is reborn. Most people are reborn ten years in the past. He’s different: he’s somehow reborn ten years in the future. That’s not so bad. He’s saved himself years of hard work and won’t have to take any detours. When he opens his eyes, he sees a stunning, mature beauty beside him. She says timidly, “I... I’m sorry, Master...” Chen Yun is baff 6.6kReads9.4Score730Shelves

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    Have you ever seen your aunt enter the hospital with a smile?

48. 1048 癫 Madness! The Fake Young Master Bullies the Entire Elite with His Absurd Antics 癫癫癫！假少爷靠抽象霸凌全豪门 Bian'er, Open the Door, It's Me, Quacklin Frog辩儿开门我呱林蛙啊Two Male Leads370k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other, 1v1, extremely absurd fake young master bottom x seemingly aloof but actually sinister top on the verge of a psychotic break] Xie Ji woke up to find himself the disposable fake young master in a novel about a universally adored protagonist. To serve as a foil to the beloved real young master, his parents packed him off to a farming reality show. The real young master was aloof and beautiful, but he would become a plaything in the hands of the young masters. Xie Ji’s m 5.9kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
49. 1049 锦 The Koi Maiden Survives Her Love Trial, While the Scheming Crown Prince Seeks a Wife for His Adviser! 锦鲤渡情劫，腹黑太子谋臣妻！ The Queen Is Live and Loving It女王在线浪Ancient Romance167k WordsCompleted (1v1, past and present lives, comedy, scheming, obsessive love, face-slapping) A koi fish spirit survived a tribulation and transmigrated into the body of Chi Jin, the prime minister’s legitimate daughter. She also accidentally saved the drowning Crown Prince, Qin Jiu’an. Hoping to repay the person who had saved her in her previous life, Chi Jin got engaged to him. Later, when her fiancé followed the Crown Prince off to war, she grew crops because the front lines had no food, raised pigs because 24Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Humorous and funny, hope you like it. When you are short of books, you might as well browse through them one by one, and you may find some unexpected surprises.

50. 1050 仙 Immortal Fields 仙田 Rampaging Watermelon暴走的西瓜君Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing A mortal’s cultivation journey, no System, a farming novel. Carrying a mysterious three-acre plot of spirit farmland, he transmigrates to the vast and mysterious world of immortals and chivalry. Thanks to his second uncle, he begins his path to immortality and becomes one of countless rogue cultivators. The path to immortality is easy to enter but hard to travel. Only by facing hardship and enduring countless trials can one cultivate immortality for the long term. (Levels: Qi Refining, Foundatio 24.4kReads7.9Score1.7kShelves

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