Books That’ll Make Me Laugh So Hard I End Up in the Hospital 能把我从床上笑到医院的书
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The Troubles of a Favored Concubine: The Marquis Is Not So Cold 宠妾难为:侯爷不太冷
Also known as: “The Concubine Keeps Trying to Run Away, but the War God Marquis Has Fallen for Her” By a twist of fate, Wei Yao becomes the concubine of the Great Zhou's war god, Marquis Nanning. Though he is handsome and graceful, a master of both letters and arms, she swears she will never be a concubine! First, she'll play along while secretly plotting, then seize the chance to run. But how does she escape? Where does she go? It takes skill! Never mind anything else, she needs to save at leas
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My Monster-Hunting Was Exposed, So I Had to Livestream Explanations of Monsters and Ghosts 捉妖被曝光,只好直播科普妖与鬼
[Livestreaming explanations of monsters from authentic ancient Chinese texts + One female lead + Two incredibly powerful protagonists + The Classic of Mountains and Seas + What the Master Does Not Speak Of + All kinds of folk customs, researched in meticulous detail] As the saying goes: I offer the gods fine incense, and they say it isn't good enough. When a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers came down from the sky wearing sunglasses and smoking Huazi cigarettes, the viewers fell silent. Lin Qin
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The Sheep Village Son-in-Law: Wolffy Is an Invincible War God 羊村赘婿:灰太狼竟是无敌战神
Hong Tailang never dreamed that the Grey Wolf she had cheated on would turn out to be a wolf clan ruler who could pluck the stars from the sky and command the world! In medicine? Even Bian Que and Hua Tuo are beneath him. In martial arts? He can stabilize the realm, drive off foreign enemies, and ride to victory on the battlefield, unrivaled beneath heaven. In strategy? His knowledge spans heaven and earth, and no one can match him! From then on, he stops keeping a low profile. For the woman he
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China's God of War: The Ultraman Live-In Son-in-Law 华夏战神奥特赘婿
Saga, one of the Mysterious Four Ultras, was badly wounded in a fierce battle with his old nemesis, Zetton. With no other choice, he went to the Land of Light, where he fell in love with a female Ultraman. For love, he married into her family and became an Ultraman son-in-law. But all he got in return was endless humiliation. Three years later, he finally stopped pretending... The Myriad Worlds, fantasy, urban life, romance, Journey to the West, prehistoric chaos, infinite flow, Naruto, fan fict
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O Gods, You Don't Want Me to Stop Farming Resentment, Do You? 神明,你也不想我刷不了怨念吧
My new novel is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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Hutu Tu: The Secret Identity of the Lord of Dimensions Can’t Stay Hidden 胡图图:次元之主的身份藏不住了
The forces of evil invade, putting Fandou Garden in grave danger. Hu Tutu has no choice but to reveal his identity as the Lord of Dimensions. Demonic flames fill the sky, and a seven-colored energy sphere floats in midair. With a furious roar, Naruto Uzumaki appears. “In the name of the Hokage, I swear to defend Fandou Garden to the death!” “Gaia!!!” A giant, silver and red, lands on the earth and gives Hu Tutu two hearty “Ha! Ha!”s. Across the barriers of time and space spanning three thousand
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Tomb Raiding: I Tore Down the Golmud Sanatorium 盗墓:我拆了格尔木疗养院
[No Female Lead + Cheerful Protagonist + Comedy] Wu Mo transmigrates into the ultimate tomb-raiding world and becomes Wu Xie’s younger brother, gaining a tomb-raiding sign-in System. Ding! Sign-in successful. Reward granted. 1: Azure Dragon bloodline 2: Tomb-trap mechanisms 3: Corpse control With these skills at his disposal, Wu Mo starts running wild in the tomb-raiding world. He blows up the Golmud Sanatorium, beats up Hei Xiazi, and tests his strength against Xiaoge. He saves A Ning in the S
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The Slacker Prince Explodes in Popularity Through Sheer Laziness 咸鱼皇子靠躺爆红娱乐圈
Carefree, easygoing slacker X scheming white lotus who chases love In his previous life, Li Wenchuan had no interest in power, yet somehow ended up winning it all and ascending to the throne. But with the realm in turmoil, he worked himself to the bone, only to die in the eighth year of his reign. After transmigrating into the modern entertainment industry, he became a pretty-faced entertainer with no talent or virtue. Watching the industry's incompetents tear into one another made his heart sei
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When We Met at Sixteen 在十六岁相遇
This is a story I wrote when I was young. I had so many regrets, so I’ve always wondered: if a golden finger had really appeared in my life, would my path have changed? Was Shen Heyi’s appearance a blessing or a curse? This story is full of wild flights of fancy, along with little partings tinged with regret. Thank you for clicking in.
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Don't Kiss Me So Casually 不要随便亲我
❤️Complete (the aloof beauty × the warm little sunshine) She pursues him at first, then gives up halfway. Later, he chases after her! [Campus romance + sweet love + campus life + reunion after years apart ❤️] Scene One: On her first day after transferring schools, Qin Yan gets into trouble. A certain Gu, who refuses to give his name, helps her, but the next morning she gets him dragged into the broadcast room to read out a self-criticism during morning study. Qin Yan had assumed that the kindhe
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I Helped Great Tang Soar, Yet Li Er Uses Gaoyang to Get Back at Me 我带飞巨唐,李二却拿高阳报复我
Wang Jun, an outstanding poverty-alleviation official, died in a car accident on his way to the village where he was about to work. To reward him for his achievements, the Heavenly Court granted him another life. Who knew he would transmigrate into Fang Jun, also known as Fang Yi'ai, the most notorious fool in history? Wang Jun cursed, "Is this how you reward an official, you old fool in heaven?" Unbeknownst to him, the little changes he set in motion began to transform the world. The people of
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The Fussy Female Side Character Catches Ghosts on a Dating Show Livestream 作精女配在恋爱综艺直播抓鬼
Xi Xia transmigrated into a novel she'd read, becoming a character with the same name: a spoiled entertainment-industry diva who was blacklisted and written out of the story soon after it began. In the story, the supporting actress joined a dating livestream show. Relying on her looks, she seduced the second male lead, an award-winning actor, and the third male lead, a rich heir, while openly bullying the heroine. The two men grew disgusted with her and teamed up to blacklist her. Xi Xia arrived
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My Insect Emperor Is a Force to Be Reckoned With 我的虫皇超能打
My Insect Emperor Hits Hard
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Help, I Transmigrated into the Grave Robbers' Chronicles World 救我,我穿越盗笔世界了
[The Iron Triangle + Slow Burn + No Heroine + Not Mindless + Original Plot Follows the Source Closely + Both Heartbreak and Sweetness + Panzi + CP] (P.S. There are livestreams, but they're entirely from another world, and the livestream itself is a huge plot hook. There are no livestreams in Volume Two.) On the fifteenth day of the eighth month, five planets align. A fantastical transmigration journey begins. Lian Qian carries something closely connected to the tomb-raiding world, searching in t
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Ferryman of the Underworld 黄泉摆渡客
My sister was abused to death by her husband. Even after she died, her resentment kept her from resting in peace. To help her find peace, I became a ferryman traveling between the worlds of the living and the dead. From then on, I strode between yin and yang as if walking atop a hanging coffin. The strong live, the weak die. I will be the one to decide who lives and who dies!
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A Divine Pet from the Heavens: My Contract Beast Goes Woof-Woof 天降神宠:我的契约兽会旺旺叫
A Divine Pet Falls from the Sky: My Contract Beast Says "Woof Woof"
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After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后,我迅速开了个带货直播间
After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop
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The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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The Divine Pet of Sound 声之神宠
The Voice's Divine Pet
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Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山,师尊救我!
People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that
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Thriller: I Became Excessively Twisted for Fear of Looking Ungraceful 惊悚:因为担心不优雅而过度变态
[Horror + No Female Lead] A bizarre game descended, pulling all of humanity into a strange world to complete terrifying missions. Fail, and you lose life points. When your points hit zero, you die! Zhao Yi, a renowned psychiatrist, was dragged into the game too, but some unknown glitch appeared in his data source code. And so, an abnormal human emerged, one who made every ghost and monster tremble in fear! The Crybaby Ghost: I just wanted to give him a side quest, but he chopped off my head! The
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Beast World: Suspicious of His Mate, the Wolf King Begs Me to Forgive Him 兽世疑妻:狼王老公求放过
A Wife in the Beast World? The Wolf King Begs Me to Let Him Go
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Global Livestream: I Build an Animal Farm in the Arctic 全球直播:我在北极打造动物农场
Liang Jun transmigrates to a parallel world and joins an Arctic research expedition. His mission is to stay at the impoverished Arctic research base and get its systems up and running. A rescued polar bear likes your fish and asks the System to give you an Arctic gift pack. The White Wolf King thinks you took great care of his cub and asks the System to give you ten portions of reindeer meat. An orca thanks you for scraping off its barnacles and says it loves you. Affinity +100. Feed a seal pup
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The Ghost Bell 鬼铃
Ghost Bell
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Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Determined to Die 快穿:宿主她一心求死
Troubled girl Ruan Xiaoli committed suicide, then inexplicably got bound to something that called itself a System. It said, “What’s the fun in dying? I’ll take you to three thousand worlds to be the villain, destroy heaven and earth, and unleash chaos and bloodshed.” Ruan Xiaoli thought that sounded pretty interesting, so she agreed. But... hey, hey, hey! System, wasn’t the deal that I’d just play the villain? I’d destroy heaven and earth, then once I got bored, the world’s male lead would kill
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The On-Screen Comments Say I'm the Villainess 弹幕说,我是女配
The on-screen comments said I was the villainess.
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Midnight Talks in the Maternity Ward 产房夜话
Midnight Talks in the Delivery Room
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The Tyrant Dragged Me Back 18 Times, and I'm Pregnant Again 被暴君抓回去18次,我又怀上了
The short drama My Heart Is Weary, the Villain Only Wants Cuddles Every Day is now online. [Unhinged, tyrannical dog emperor] x [sweet, fierce, adorable heartthrob] After Su Ci transmigrates into a book, the mad emperor forces her to absorb his good luck, locks her in his bedchamber, and makes her sleep in his imperial bed. By day, she's a prisoner; by night, she's treated like an empress. She pretends to go along with it, then runs away. By day, the mad emperor is a dog: “Bring that wretched wo
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Grey Dog Is Up to No Good 灰狗不正经
Gray Dog Is Up to No Good
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I’m Done Being the Green Tea Villainess 这绿茶女配我不当了
[Goofy Comedy + Love Interests to Choose From + No Romance at First] Lu Weicha transmigrated into a hit novel about secret identities. Her older sister was a hidden powerhouse, while she was a fake heiress who acted sweet and innocent. She practiced piano for years, hoping to become a master’s student, only to learn the master was her sister’s disciple. She topped her grade in the exams, hoping to bring glory to the Lu family, while her sister got into Tsinghua or Peking University with ease. Sh
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Help, I Swallowed an Eyeball 救命,我吞了颗眼珠子
Help, I Swallowed an Eyeball
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A CP Falls from the Sky: The Actress Is Forced to Work 天降CP:影后她被迫营业
[Story complete] A female war goddess from the apocalypse transmigrates and is reborn as a scandal-plagued star. From then on, Jiang Jiu’s haters become the most miserable people on the internet, and nine out of ten directors she works with go bald. There’s no variety show Jiang Jiu can’t wreck. If there is one, it must be sponsored by her own company! The world’s richest man, a genius director, and a chart-topping singer all marvel: “How can our little sister be so beautiful?” One day, film emp
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My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law 契约兽是我小姑子
My Contract Beast Is My Sister-in-Law
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I’m a Con Artist in One Piece 我在海贼当神棍
Binter, an ambitious young man who couldn't even recognize the simplest characters, arrived in the world of the Pirate King and became a charlatan and salesman... “Miss, would you like your fortune told?” “Ten thousand berries per reading.” “And you get free underwear with your fortune. What a bargain, right?” “Sorry, that's my husband. He ran off and is embarrassing himself. Pay him no mind.” Then two big guys carried Binter away...
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I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟,你骗我抢银行?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s
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Ghost Emperor! Your Wild Consort Is So Incredible, Even the Demons Kneel 鬼帝!你家狂妃太绝,妖孽全跪了
[Strong female lead + power fantasy] During the upheaval at the Heavenly Puppet Palace, Shi Xi’s eyes were gouged out and her life-bound puppet was stolen. She was tossed into a forbidden zone like a stray dog! At death’s door, she awakened spirit eyes that could see countless souls, drawing the attention of the Ghost Emperor, Gui Li. “Little girl, help me restore my body, and I’ll help you get revenge.” From then on, a peerless prodigy was born in the forbidden zone! You gouged out her eyes, se
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Confessions of a Mentally Ill Person 一个精神病人的自述
Sometimes I wonder what I am, what the world is, and what my existence means to it. Am I an NPC? Or just a virus that doesn't matter? A virus, yes. I feel like I've caught some kind of virus, or maybe I've always been one. My name is Zhang Shun. I'm an ordinary person, and on an ordinary day, I suddenly saw things no one else could see...
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The Jealous Prince’s Playful Divine Doctor Princess 醋坛王爷的神医俏皮小王妃
[Faithful couples + sweet romance + adored by everyone + spatial ring + strong leads] A modern master of both Chinese and Western medicine from a family of ancient martial artists has an accident, and her soul transmigrates with her martial arts skills and spatial ring into the body of an ugly, lovestruck woman in the Dongjun Dynasty. When she wakes, she is already in a bridal sedan, having been used as a pawn by the emperor and her so-called father, who have married her off as the principal wif
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I Saved Thousands of Female Prisoners Alone and Won the Empress’s Heart 我一人拯救万千女囚,俘获女帝
Not a wish-fulfillment novel. No System. Deep in the mountains of Northeast China lies a village where every woman is breathtakingly beautiful, yet none can ever leave. Chen Daming only went on vacation, but wound up wandering into a haunted place, eating two and a half jin of expired immortal pills, and gaining a heap of useless superpowers. The seemingly worthless protagonist takes on the responsibility of protecting patriarchal civilization as the matriarchal civilization that ruled Earth for
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Urban: A New Random Job Every Time 都市:每次随机一个新职业
This book is also known as The Legend of Xiuer. It follows the hilarious adventures of the flamboyant protagonist, Su Yang, as he tries his hand at all kinds of professions. A friendly warning: if you’re easily amused, read at your own risk. Some readers laughed themselves into an eight-pack, spat out their food three times in a day, and sprayed water ten times. Others laughed like pigs or honking geese. Some readers laughed until they cramped up, some laughed their way into the hospital, and so
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A Common Detective Trapped in a Time Loop 困在时间循环里的草根侦探
Chen Daming wakes up to find a dead woman beside him. From that day on, he is trapped forever in the same day. At midnight, time resets and the day begins again. How can he evade the police while finding the real killer? He has to do it all within a single day to have any chance of breaking the time loop. The whole world keeps repeating this day, so why is he the only one who notices? The truth will take everyone by surprise.
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Portable Taobao: The Genius Summoner 随身淘宝:天才召唤师
The Demon and Martial Continent is a land of rising storms. After transmigrating overnight, a genius special agent becomes an utterly useless good-for-nothing. Abused by wicked servants and tormented by her sisters! Her parents are missing, and her fiancé's family has broken off the engagement. She is the laughingstock of the world. She'll give them a taste of their own medicine! One day, she'll take back everything they owe her and shed the labels of idiot, good-for-nothing, and fool. She'll sh
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Senior Brother, Don't Panic 师兄,别慌
Liu Yun was discovered to be a peerless genius during the Hunyuan Sect’s entrance examination, and everyone in the sect had high hopes for his future. Only Liu Yun knew the truth: he had caused heaven and earth to manifest strange phenomena during the exam thanks entirely to the special ability of his eccentric System: Whatever abilities other people imagined he had, he could use! Fortunately, he had a group of fellow disciples who were good at imagining things. During the contest between the ge
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My Senior Brother Is Too Strong 我的师兄太强了
Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself...
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To Hell with the Tragic-Novel Heroine! I Want to Become a Demon-Slaying Celestial Venerable 去他丫的虐文女主,老娘要做捉妖天尊
The serious blurb: Yan Zi was so enraged by a tragic romance novel that she died, only to become the heroine of that very novel. The moment she entered the story, she found herself at the plot's turning point. The villainous male lead was about to strip her of her memories, magic, and divine status, then send her down to the mortal world. Yan Zi immediately turned and ran, jumping down to the mortal world herself and landing in the thatched hut where the injured God of Cultivation was recuperati
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The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打
Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial
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President Sheng, Your Wife Is Threatening Divorce Again 盛总,你老婆又闹离婚了
Su Ruoxi accidentally crossed paths with an overbearing CEO and wanted nothing more than to escape. Barely half a day into their marriage, she brazenly got engaged to her former fiancé, putting a fresh set of horns on the CEO. The CEO caught her red-handed and began listing her crimes! “The first woman ever to put horns on me!” “The first woman to marry me and still try to run away!” “The first woman to lay hands on me!” Su Ruoxi couldn’t take it anymore. She dropped to her knees in front of the
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Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生:我和五个前任火光四射
[Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were
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The Princess Consort Is Poor and Miserable, and Loves to Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger 王妃她又穷又苦,还喜欢扮猪吃虎
Wen Yu, the chancellor's son famous throughout the capital, was a good-for-nothing who spent all day shirking his studies and loafing around. The night before, her father had just dragged her out of a brothel. The next day, she passed the imperial examinations and came first. Not a single person in the capital believed she could place first. They all marveled that she had such a good father! Even Wen Yu herself found it hard to believe. She couldn't help asking her father, “Did you bribe the exa
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