Books That’ll Make Me Laugh So Hard I End Up in the Hospital 能把我从床上笑到医院的书
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The Horrors Are Hard to Kill? Sorry, I'm the Truly Immortal One 诡异难杀?抱歉,我才是真正不死
This book has been signed for publication, so enjoy it with confidence. [Death Regression + Foreknowledge of the Future + Kill the Saintly One First + Dark Tone + Supernatural Resurgence] After accidentally transmigrating to a world invaded by the supernatural, Fang Xiu awakens the ability to return from death, also known as turning back time. Whenever he dies, time rewinds to just before his death. In this perilous and uncanny world, he could have laid low, but instead he chooses to announce to
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My Blind Date Wants My Company? Fine, I'll Let Her Have It 相亲对象抢公司?那只能成全她咯。
My blind date wants to take over my company? Then I guess I'll let her have it.
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After Giving Birth, the Cold and Aloof Demon Emperor Begs Me to Stroke His Tail 生崽后,清冷妖皇哭求我摸他尾巴
[Cool, aloof seductress VS domineering female demon] The female demon Chu Qun was reborn. A thousand years had passed, yet her legends still covered the continent. The Saint of the Pill, the world-destroying Marquis Chu Yi, the sword-forging patriarch... They were all her secret identities! In her previous life, her siblings betrayed her. She was torn apart by chariots, and her soul was sealed beneath the abyss. This time, she returned in triumph, slaying prodigies, killing her enemies, and supp
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I Use Illusions to Control the World 我用幻术控制全世界
[A rare illusion-based novel featuring a villain protagonist, nightmare invasions, and original instances] Su Mu has the same dream every night. Each time he wakes, his mental strength has increased by one percent. He grows stronger just by sleeping. In the first year, hypnosis. He discovers his mental strength is already powerful enough to hypnotize others, and soon gang bosses, the campus belle, beautiful CEOs, and more have all become his slaves. In the second year, control over the five sens
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Random Stallkeeping: The Fake Legitimate Daughter Gets Tormented by a Rotten System 随机摆摊,假嫡女被烂系统坑惨了
(A very different random-stall story, with a funny and witty style and no angst at all.) Yu Zhizhi got horribly tricked by a terrible System. She closed her eyes and transmigrated into the body of a spoiled, domineering young noblewoman in ancient times. To top it off, she was a fake legitimate daughter. Things went badly from the start, but she was lucky enough to get a System. Then she realized it was a terrible System. Each time, the System only gave her a random location for setting up a sta
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The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙,宿主缺德最在行
Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive
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Fake People Everywhere? But I’m a Normal Overbearing CEO 伪人扎堆?可我是正常霸总
Impostors everywhere? But I'm a perfectly normal overbearing CEO
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Reincarnating as a Fake Young Master of a Wealthy Family, I Was Spoiled by a Mad Big Shot 穿成豪门假少爷,疯批大佬宠上天
[Showbiz + sweet romance + one-on-one pairing + fantasy elements] This is a showbiz novel and includes songs, novels, and other works taken from real life. If that’s not your thing, please read at your own risk. Thanks! Hot-tempered, spoiled little troublemaker who’s secretly a max-level powerhouse x extravagantly indulgent big-shot boss A max-level powerhouse transmigrates into the role of the pretty cannon-fodder character in The Fake and Real Young Masters. He’s the fake young master who gets
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After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后,自动重生
After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move.
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Reborn as the Crown Prince in a Torture Novel: Isn't This a Sweet Deal? 穿成虐文太子,这不福利局吗?
I Transmigrated Into a Tragic Romance as the Crown Prince. Isn't This a Freebie?
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Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现:富婆竟是男主播?
Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious
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Here You Are! 来啦您呐
Also known as The System Makes Me Beat Up Old Men The hilarious coming-of-age journey of Sun Dasheng and his little buddies It officially begins! (The Year of the Horse is almost here. Wishing everyone good fortune in the coming year, wealth galloping in like a steed, and blessings flying high like a horse’s mane.)
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The Company Is 10 Billion in Debt, and My Fiancée Fired Me? 公司负债百亿,未婚妻把我裁员了?
The company is a hundred billion in debt, and my fiancée laid me off?
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I Transmigrated into a Tragic Romance and Gave Every Heroine a Home 穿进虐文,我给所有女主一个家
I Reincarnated into an Angsty Novel and Gave Every Heroine a Home
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A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士?
[Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo
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My Editor Wants Me to Write a Miserable Story? I’ll Get Him on the Must-Eat List! 编辑逼我写憋屈文?反手送他上必吃榜!
My Editor Wants Me to Write Miserable Stories? I Turn Around and Get Him on the Must-Eat List!
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Love by Infiltration 渗透式爱情
A troublemaker who seems tough but is soft inside × a younger, scheming man who always cleans up after her Mature adults pushing each other to the limit | Love at first sight, bold flirting, and ambiguous sparks | Dark humor and two crazies falling in love [Playing the fool to catch the tiger, a younger man taming a playboy, and a woman completely under her husband’s thumb] From love at first sight to a love that runs deep: an oddball paired with a lunatic, falling harder with every passing day.
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I’m Already a Tycoon, So Do I Really Have to Be a Simp? 都神豪了,这舔狗是非当不可吗?
I'm already a tycoon. Do I really have to be a simp too?
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To Hell with the Spiritual Qi Revival, Science Is the Real Power 去他丫的灵气复苏,科学才是力量
[Comedy] [Multiple Heroines] [Misunderstandings] [Technology] [Spiritual Qi Revival] [Subverting Expectations] [Yandere] [Classic of Mountains and Seas] [Cultivation] More than twenty years have passed since the Spiritual Qi Revival. Supernatural powers abound, and ghosts and monsters have emerged everywhere... But I, Ling Zhengying, believe only in science! “I’m going to make a nuclear bomb by hand for everyone! Like and follow!” “Holy crap, someone can build a nuclear bomb by hand? What’s the
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My Body Has Rebelled 我的身体造反了
[Death-Seeking Antics, Lighthearted Daily Life, Comedy] An Le awakens memories of his past life and realizes that if he dies just one more time, he’ll become invincible! So he starts actively trying to get himself killed: “What? The campus belle is about to get hit by a car? Everyone, move! I’ll do it!” An Le gets run over by a truck and lies dead on the spot! Just as An Le happily waits to die, a voice rings out from inside his body: Brain: We’ve got a job! All departments, report in! Heart: On
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The 1970s: Who Says a Female Soldier Can't Be a Slacker? 七零,谁说女兵不能当该溜子
[Female soldier + strong heroine + comedy + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place] After Zheng Hao awakened her memories, she found herself with a biased grandfather, a grandmother who favored boys over girls, and a mother who’d been tormented half to death. Could this setup get any worse? Just as her grandmother was about to stamp the name “Bringer of Brothers” onto her little sister, Zheng Hao struck back, turning their grandparents’ main room upside down and smashing everything to
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You Want the Whole Army to Kill Themselves? Brother, You’ve Truly Ruined Me! 让全军自刎?大哥,你真是害苦了朕啊!
You want the entire army to kill themselves? Big Brother, you've really made things hard for me!
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Every Sect Wants to Kill Me, So I Just Reload After Death! 宗门都想噶我,我直接死亡回档!
[Transmigrated into a Book + Villainess + Death Rewinds Time + Eldritch Cultivation + Unhinged + Quirky Style] Lu Xiaojin transmigrated into a book, becoming the lovesick senior apprentice sister in a cultivation novel where everyone falls for the heroine. She kept fighting the heroine for men and ended up dying horribly. No problem. She wasn't stupid. She knew how the plot went, so she could avoid trouble, stay away from the men, and survive. But! Can someone tell her why her junior apprentice
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The Sixties: The Supporting Actress Works Herself to the Bone and Outshines the Lucky Female Lead 六零,对照组女配卷死锦鲤女主
[Transmigration + comedy + pocket dimension + punishing scumbags + troublemaker heroine + face-slapping + satisfying read + goofy humor + romance] A chaotic, hilarious career story, not a formulaic one. The heroine is cunning, scheming, unhinged, and becomes an official. It’s hell mode from the start: the original host was beaten to death by her awful grandmother, and less than two minutes after transmigrating, she was kicked into the hospital by her awful father. Cheng Miaomiao opens and close
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Three Lives, Three Worlds: Bewitching Control, Girl Across the Way, Look Over Here 三生三世:魅控,对面女孩看过来
Title: The Crippled System: Reborn in 1998, the Girl Across the Way, Look This Way Reborn in the summer of 1998. The streets are full of bell-bottoms, the TV is playing The Legend of the White Snake, pagers keep beeping, and even the air smells of popsicles and soda. Best of all, there's a ponytailed girl in the dorm across the way who leans on the windowsill doing her homework every day. This time around, I won't get into business wars or chase overnight riches. I just want to live a peacef
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I Became the Villain’s Dad, So I Married the Main Character’s Mom 穿成反派爹,我反手娶了主角他妈
I Reincarnated as the Villain's Dad, So I Married the Protagonist's Mom Instead
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After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹
[The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan
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The Movie Emperor Keeps Trying to Make a Move on Me 影帝他总想对我图谋不轨
Shen Yi, stage name Wei Long, was an actor of superstar caliber who took the world by storm in the 1970s. But after he disappeared one day, he vanished from history without a trace, as if he had never existed. One day, Rong Qian spotted a photo of herself with Shen Yi, taken more than thirty years ago... This incredible discovery sent her on journey after journey through time, transmigrating into the past to save him! For Rong Qian, only a few days passed between each trip to the past. But for S
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I Have a Million-Man Army, and You Think I’ll Take This Insult?! 朕百万大军,能受这委屈?
I command a million troops. You think I’d put up with this?
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The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统,敌人都被整疯了
[Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it.
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Back in the Entertainment Industry, I Joined Forces with Four Actresses to Set Things Right 重回娱乐圈,我带四位女明星整顿行业
Back in Showbiz, I Joined Four Actresses to Clean Up the Industry
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Transmigrated into a Regret Novel? The Li Family's Legitimate Son Invites Great Chu to Its Doom! 穿进后悔流?李家嫡子请大楚赴死!
Transmigrated into a regret-and-redemption story? The Li family’s legitimate son invites Great Chu to its doom!
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Be Good! Sweetheart, Don't Run! The Mad Tyrant Coaxes You in a Hoarse Whisper 乖!娇娇别逃!疯批暴君低哑缠哄
[Also known as The Phoenix Returns to the Luan] [Both Reborn + Both Transmigrate + Yandere + Power Couple + Everyone’s Favorite + Sweet Romance and Power Fantasy] After dying tragically in her previous life and transmigrating to the modern world, Yun Li unexpectedly transmigrates back. When she opens her eyes, it’s her wedding night! “A Li... why can’t you try to love me?” The yandere regent grips her waist, his eyes red-rimmed, and swears he’ll pamper his little darling with his life in this li
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Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子!你看我像人还是像神?
No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio
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The Top-Tier Star's Secret Identities Have All Been Flirted Out of Hiding 顶流影帝的马甲都被撩翻了
[No Female Lead + Healing + Sweet Romance + Livestreaming Their PDA] Yun Mian is beautiful, has a voice that melts hearts, and is a master of acting sweet and innocent. Everyone in the livestreaming scene knows him. He’s invited to join a variety show alongside the aloof movie star Shen Tinglan. He expects the man to be proud, distant, and hard to get along with. But a little teasing is all it takes for Shen Tinglan to blush and get shy. Fans: Aaaah, the Lan-Mian girls won’t sleep tonight!! Late
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The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script 影帝他不按剧本来
The Movie Emperor Doesn’t Stick to the Script
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Transmigrated as a Female-Focused Novel's Imperial Tutor: Disciple, Your Blade Isn't Fast Enough! 穿成女频帝师,徒儿你刀不够快啊!
Transmigrated into a female-oriented novel as the imperial tutor, only to find my disciple's blade still isn't fast enough!
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The School Bully Is Forced to Do Practice Problems Every Day 校霸他每天被迫刷题
[Childhood sweethearts + reunion after years apart + mutual devotion + goofy comedy] On the first day at her new school, Jiang Zhi ends up sitting next to the school bully. He looks kind of familiar... During math class The soft, adorable girl slaps Shen Ci'an awake. “Get up and pay attention!” Rubbing the back of his head where she hit him, Shen Ci'an grits his teeth. “Jiang Yaya!” As the whole class waits to see what happens, the girl snaps back in an adorably fierce voice, “What are you glari
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The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年,我们一起砍过的修仙者
(Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast
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After Breaking Off the Engagement, I Married the Crown Prince: Fortune Favors Me, and I’m the Fairest in the Capital 退婚后嫁太子,财运满,艳绝京城
[Adored by everyone + sweet romance + food] Before she transmigrated, Xia Chunyao was a good-for-nothing young princess whom everyone despised. After transmigrating, she’s a multitalented powerhouse with maxed-out skills in cooking, dance, music, and languages. Able to turn the tides with a flick of her hand, she unlocks the skill of being an absolute social butterfly. She crushes her fake-sweet sister, takes down her cruel parents, and even gets her fiancé, who once treated her like dirt, beg
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After Catching Them Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic 捉奸后,我成了热搜第一
After Catching My Partner Cheating, I Became the Top Trending Topic
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My CEO Wife Wants to Torture Her Husband? But I'm a Capitalist! 总裁妻子想虐夫?可老子是资本家啊?
My CEO Wife Wants to Torture Her Husband? Too Bad I’m a Capitalist!
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Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷,您真在地府造反了?
[Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city?
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Big Sister Sponsor, Please Accept Your Little Wolf 金主姐姐,请签收你的小狼狗
Sugar Mama, Please Accept Your Puppy Boy
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A Wretched Book Took Me on a Tour of the Universe 我被一本贱书带去领略宇宙
After reaching the summit of Mount Everest, Lin Shuo found a blank book beside a frozen corpse. From then on, he kept dying and being reborn, resurrecting again and again, each time meeting a different end, until he arrived in a world called Apocalypse... There, he learned that it was a world made up of different kinds of energy. These energies had given rise to Source Dao Masters, sorcerers, controllers, and technology that surpassed that of Blue Star, as well as all manner of strange races. A
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A Tragedy? I Don’t Care Who Gets Put Through the Wringer! 虐文吗?虐谁不是虐啊?
An angsty romance? Who cares who gets put through the wringer?
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To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前,鬼东西算个球
[Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries.
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Dating Show: I Became a Top-Tier Star by Being Shameless 恋综:缺德的我成为了顶流
The short drama adapted from this book, Dating Show Scene-Stealer: The Top-Tier Star Can't Handle It, is now streaming, premiering on Red Fruit!! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show, thinking the director had picked him for his good looks. He didn't realize it was because he was such a weirdo. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # The guests wrote their names down to be assigned into pairs. The femal
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A Top Hunter's Guide to Turning the Tables 顶级猎手反杀指南
A Top Hunter’s Guide to Turning the Tables
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I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人,你们说我是祸害?
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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