Male-Oriented Novels with Characters Who Swear Like Sailors, the Kind That’ll Have You Laughing Yourself to Death in Bed at Midnight 男频文，开口即是国粹的那种，最好半夜笑死在床上

1. 1 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 171.8kReads9.0Score25.2kShelves

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   Recommend books with conscience, laugh cramps, laugh so hard that I can't stand up and participate in love variety shows. All kinds of funny jokes come out in an endless stream, making my opponents doubt their lives and collapse. If you don't laugh, hit me.

2. 2 让 You Were Supposed to Be a Prosecutor, So How Did You Become South Korea's President? 让你当检察官，你成南韩总统了？ Song Wuming123宋武鸣123Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted [K-Drama] [Prosecutor] [Celebrity] [Sister-in-Law] [Multiple Female Leads] [Ruthless] [Satisfying Read!] "If you fail, it's a rebellion. If you succeed, it's a revolution!" Lee Seung-hwan transmigrated to South Korea and became an undercover agent raised by the massive criminal organization the Geumgang Group. On the surface, he was an enviable prosecutor of the Republic of Korea! But life as a prosecutor was deeply frustrating for him! The mob boss made him work like a beast for the organizatio 3.1kReads8.8Score182Shelves

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   Is this the quintessence of Korea? In the first book, the protagonist becomes a sinister prosecutor. During the day, he uses the "Criminal Procedure Law" to teach capital bosses how to behave in court. At night, he transforms into a "shadow prosecutor": he uses hacking techniques to check the books, and relies on beauty fishing to collect evidence to enforce the law. Even the villain lawyer can't help but sigh: "Is this person holding the nuclear bomb button of the judiciary?" "I want all the rats hiding in the dark to taste the feeling of being penetrated by the law and bullets at the same time!" - Under Lee Seung-hwan's prosecutor's robe, the beastly heart of a blackened prosecutor beats! The second book is super funny, it's about a sweet girl + a capital slap in the face + a cool article from a public servant. Watch how the black and red actress tears up unspoken rules, kicks her scheming teammates, and talks about a "1v1 super sweet" forbidden love. You won't lose money if you invest in shares, you won't lose money if you invest in shares!

3. 3 封 Blacklisted? Heh, How Did I Become a Global Sensation? 封杀？嘿嘿，我怎么爆红全球啦 Candy in My Pocket兜里揣糖Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd antics + face-slapping + talent competitions early on, then movies and variety shows + becoming a director] [Romance + a fussy heroine + a powerful industry tycoon as the hero + sweet, exclusive pairing + a plagiarist heroine] Jiang Xueyan is a D-list actress mired in scandal, with a knack for stirring up a storm. The entire internet is calling for her to be banned. When internet trolls send her abusive messages on Weibo, she starts a livestream, gets right in their faces, and teaches th 8.5kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
4. 4 让 You Told Me to Kill My Villainous Master, So Why Did You Kiss Him?! 让你杀反派师尊，你亲他干嘛！ Squeezed Peach Juice榨桃汁Two Male Leads522k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] [Complete + two male leads + shou protagonist + everyone speaks their mind + devoted romance] [Gentle, beautiful master × outwardly obedient, tea-scented villain disciple who is secretly unhinged] Shang Qingshi transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder master. Born into a noble family and blessed with striking looks, he even has both the male lead and the ultimate villain as his disciples. It’s a dream start from the start. But his cauldron physique prevents him 35.5kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves

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   I recommend this, it's so funny, I laughed like maggots in bed [crying with laughter]

5. 5 逆 Defying the Classics: A Strategy for the Realm 逆经：山河策 Ren Fanwuyin任梵无音Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [This work has been selected by Hongguo for adaptation into an animated drama] Life is unpredictable; the adaptable follow Heaven's path. Those skilled in force become generals, those skilled in strategy become kings. Born to the lowest rung of society, he refuses to accept a life as a nobody. He waves the yin-yang banner and unlocks the secrets of the six-line hexagrams. Watch him play the mystic, watch him swindle and deceive, Watch him make ruthless decisions, watch a hidden dragon soar into 45.5kReads9.4Score4.7kShelves

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   Don't follow routines! Martial arts, crime solving, suspense, genius, counterattack, revenge, funny! Taoist friends, please read the new book slowly! [Learned]

6. 6 唐 Tang Fan's Leisurely Life as a Landlord 唐凡悠闲的地主生活 Tomatoes Are Sure to Catch Fire番茄一定火Historical3.0M WordsOngoing Tang Fan was a modern office worker whose dreams had been drained away by the 996 work schedule. He died suddenly, only to wake up as the young master of a landowning family in Jiangnan. He owned a thousand mu of fertile fields and a sprawling courtyard, with a gentle maid, capable guards, and Uncle Qian, the old steward, handling everything for him. No more squeezing onto the subway, eating takeout, or worrying about his boss's moods. In the morning, someone helped him wash and dress. At noon, 312Reads5.4Score113Shelves

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   It's great. It's really good. Five-star praise.

7. 7 乡 The Village Divine Farmer 乡村神农 Returning from Hoeing锄归Urban5.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: After Returning to the Village, I Have the Time of My Life Every Night Chen Ping, a medical student, is terminally ill. With his illness reaching its final stage, he returns to his village to recuperate. But on his very first night back, a shadow sneaks into his home... 20.4kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves
8. 8 东 You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur? 东风导弹车都开，你管这叫代驾？ Who Cooks the Fish谁煮鱼Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Yun Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he is taking part in a reality show called The Chosen Wage Slave. He is randomly assigned the job of a designated driver. Female driver: “Hey, do you believe in love?” Yun Xiao: “I’m your designated driver. It’s your car, so throw up wherever you like.” Female driver: “Hey, why aren’t you married at your age?” Yun Xiao: “I can’t afford the bride price!” “How much is the bride price?” “Twenty thousand!” “That’s not much!” “Exactly! It used 489Reads9.0Score145Shelves
9. 9 入 Nightfall 入夜 Empty-Headed脑袋空空Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The door opened, and a tall, slender man stepped out. Lin Mian stared at him, dumbstruck, forgetting even to snap out of it. “What are you looking at, hmm?” 7.9kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
10. 10 发 I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版，圣地老祖破防了 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps 44.3kReads9.3Score4.1kShelves

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    The novel tells the story of Lin Ye who travels to a world of immortality where good and evil are incompatible, and becomes an undercover demon giant. In order to prevent the outbreak of the war between good and evil, he awakened the god-level entertainment system and brought the Internet and entertainment equipment from previous lives to the entire world of immortality. He sold mobile phones all over the world and launched one application after another, such as Douyin, Tomato Free Novel, King of Glory, etc., And obtained rebates through these applications. With the popularization of these applications, earth-shaking changes have taken place in the world of immortality. The demon sect witch has become a million-dollar Internet celebrity, sect disciples are addicted to novels, weapon refining sect flying swords are unsaleable, Mahayana venerables are addicted to games, empresses are addicted to TV series, and the author of Tomato Gold is actually an ancestor of the Holy Land. In just one year, the world of cultivating immortals was completely destroyed. The Immortal Emperor of the Upper Realm looked at the grassy Ascension Pond and felt that the sky was falling.

11. 11 别 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 Unyielding Sweet Potato不屈地瓜Historical491k WordsCompleted [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 418Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Epislepsy article + Lezi article + system + infinite time travel + death wish + all worlds] The protagonist won a lottery prize of 100 million, but was forced into an infinite time travel reincarnation. Only a reasonable death can return to the real world. So the protagonist is bent on death, but fails to die again and again. I can only keep traveling between worlds.

12. 12 火 The Fiery Years: Starting with a Career Change 火红年代：从转业开始 Leisurely Bookworm闲散书客Male-Channel Fanfiction286k WordsOngoing This book is low on hostility. If that is not your thing, please do not read. Chen Tianming, a naive college student born in the 2000s, gives his precious life to save a child from drowning. His soul, carrying a pendant, transmigrates into the body of a wounded soldier of the Chinese People's Volunteers who shares his name. After his injuries improve, Chen Tianming chooses to leave the military and take up civilian work. Born under the red flag and raised in the spring breeze, will Chen Tianming 126Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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    Just read it if you're interested. You won't be able to get out of it after watching it. You have such a strong sense of immersion that your mind is filled with the plot of the novel.

13. 13 绑 Bound to the Anti-Public-Intellectual System: Stirring Up Trouble in Eagle Sauce 绑定反公知系统：在鹰酱搞事情 Ascending to Immortality at the Jade Pool瑶池登仙Urban61k WordsOngoing Zhang Fang was a programmer with a decent income. Then he woke up one day to find he had transmigrated to “Eagle Sauce” and become Jack, a white tax officer. He had hoped to use his new identity to lie flat and enjoy a comfortable life, but it turned out that a job at the tax bureau was no bed of roses. He was unexpectedly dragged into a dangerous tax investigation and forced to deal with gangsters, corrupt officials, and a tangled web of tax scandals. Just as he was overwhelmed, a bizarre Syste 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Asking you how sad you can be is like reading a novel and laughing away

14. 14 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 21.8kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
15. 15 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 45.3kReads8.9Score5kShelves
16. 16 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.4kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
17. 17 我 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我，圈钱主播！但大哥是真刷啊！ Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 162.2kReads9.4Score15.3kShelves
18. 18 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 619Reads9.2Score197Shelves
19. 19 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 62.9kReads8.7Score6.5kShelves

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    Don't read it, you will really laugh until your stomach cramps when you read this book

20. 20 八 The Gossip Streamer: My Fans Beg Me Not to Stop 八卦主播，粉丝求我不要停 Cucumber Fizz青瓜气泡Urban265k WordsCompleted An accident sent Yan Xiaofan transmigrating to a parallel world, where he transformed from a singing streamer into a gossip streamer! A plastic bag by West Lake? Is there solid proof? Is there really a way to live forever? And a method to transfer diseases? Want some juicy gossip? No problem, no problem! 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come and eat melon, listen to the anchor's gossip, there's all kinds of melon!

21. 21 我 All the Pets I Raise Are Supernatural 我养的宠物都超神了 Yi Juesheng易绝生Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted More than a hundred thousand years ago, Mo Yun raised an ant. Thirty thousand years ago, Mo Yun took in a bald bird. Three thousand years ago, Mo Yun picked up a mud snake. Who could have guessed the ant would devour the stars of the heavens, the bald bird would burn up a hundred thousand miles of the void, and the mud snake would earn the title of Dragon Immortal? An emperor immortal of the age complained to Mo Yun, “Senior, couldn't you raise some normal pets for once?” Mo Yun sighed. “I wish 1.6kReads9.1Score204Shelves

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    🍀💐🍀More than 100,000 years ago, Mo Yun raised an ant. Thirty thousand years ago, Mo Yun took in a bald bird. Three thousand years ago, Mo Yun picked up a native snake. There was a time when the Emperor Immortal was dissatisfied with Mo Yun: "Senior, you can't keep some normal pets...!"

22. 22 律 Seeking the Way in the Legal World 律界问道 Half a Scholar半个书生Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comeback and growth + charming lawyer + mysteries surrounding cold cases + officialdom and workplace + wits and will] He turns his life around, with Death brushing past him several times. A string of cold cases remain shrouded in mystery... 616Reads—Score105Shelves

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    Chapter 304: Being interrogated twice by a searchlight! I don't understand! What's going on!?

23. 23 开 From the Start, a Heroine Humiliated Me: I'm Done with This Martial World 开局惨遭女侠凌辱这江湖不混也罢 More Travelers Than Green Mountains青山多过客Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted From the Start, I Was Humiliated by a Heroine. I Might as Well Quit This Martial World 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A sleazy beginning, a love story between the male protagonist and the heroine who are enemies of each other.

24. 24 市 Strange Tales from the Jianghu Streets 市井江湖异闻录 Loose Wild Grass散装野草Urban518k WordsOngoing Qin Bei was an ordinary young man from Northeast China, living a quiet, unremarkable life among the bustle of the city. Then a mysterious package arrived out of the blue, shattering his peaceful routine and dragging him into one bizarre incident after another. Beneath the glittering surface of modern life, undercurrents are stirring. The secretive martial sects passed down for millennia have never vanished, and mysterious powers unknown to the world lie hidden in the everyday rhythms of the cit 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It must be the market [OK]

25. 25 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance598k WordsOngoing Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi 3kReads—Score209Shelves

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    Haha, this book is really hilarious.

26. 26 我 I Started a Ride-Hailing Service in Ancient Times 我在古代开网约车 Qian Yicen千沂岑Eastern Fantasy198k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + System + Tycoon + Business Battles + Wild Imagination + Lighthearted Comedy + Multiple Heroines] [Ancient-Era Ride-Hailing Driver + Crushing the Competition with Modern Know-How + Corporate Culture Brainwashing + Cross-Industry Entertainment Mogul] Chasing a five-star review, ride-hailing workaholic Li Che pushed himself so hard he got into a car accident. When he opened his eyes, he was an impoverished wanderer in ancient times. Other transmigrators start with a sword and an o —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Send heart][Send heart]

27. 27 官 The Official Road, Starting at Level Three 官道，从三段开始 Mr. Fishjoy鱼乐先生Urban512k WordsOngoing My name is Bu Qingyun. (I hold a senior government post and have a fortune worth over a hundred million.) Let me tell you a secret. Ever since I was in elementary school, entering politics has been the light of my ideals and the flame of my ambition. It was buried in my heart like a seed, ready to take root and sprout as soon as the soil was right... 18.6kReads7.6Score2.9kShelves

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    A very tight plot, not too exaggerated, but by far the most exciting novel!!!

28. 28 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 453Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    First ascend the genealogy and then practice immortality. The Three Unsystematic Tianxiu planted the five-star red flag all over the world of immortality.

29. 29 开 From the Start, I Was Cyberbullied: Then I Threw the Boomerang Right Back 开局被网暴：反手就扔出回旋镖 Two Chestnuts, for Example举两个栗子Urban601k WordsCompleted Ye Feng was a security guard at a subway station. One day, he was targeted by an online mob after dragging a young woman off the train for disrupting public order and endangering the safety of other passengers. “Is that guard even human?” “He seems like he has violent tendencies.” “That guard is a freak.” “…” The influencer lawyer Sister Yan even declared, “Security guards have no law enforcement authority. Even if she were killing and burning, the guard would have no right to stop her.” One day —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is really hilarious. The male protagonist, Lao Liu, is so funny and immoral. He is simply the best talker on the Internet. He is not used to looking for trouble at all. He just said "I have no law enforcement power" and he was speechless. Hahaha! [Adoration][Adoration][Blowing kiss][Blowing kiss]

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