Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing 中国人不骗中国人，来几本能笑死我的书

1. 1001 反 Villain's Lackey! From the Start, the Villain Told Me to Eliminate the Protagonist 反派小弟！开局反派让我除掉主角 A Piece of Rotten Wood一块烂木头Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Yang Tian woke up one morning to find he had transmigrated into an urban novel. It wasn’t long before he received a major assignment! “Go kill An Chen!” Gu Yun’s face was cold, his eyes full of menace! “???” Yang Tian leaned back, staring at the second-generation rich kid Gu Yun in front of him in disbelief! Gulp! “Me?” “Don’t worry! You’ll be well rewarded once it’s done!” Gu Yun patted Yang Tian hard on the shoulder, as if that would give him confidence. An Chen had left school during class an 6.3kReads8.9Score52014d adds

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   There were so many jokes and funny moments, I laughed so hard my legs cramped up.

2. 1002 末EN Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世：开局先囤十亿物资 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 117.9kReads9.3Score9.4k14d adds

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   [Angry][Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts] Every chapter of this book is magical; its stories and characters are so vivid that you'll be completely captivated once you start reading. I highly recommend it to every book lover; it will definitely give you a unique reading experience.

3. 1003 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25kReads9.5Score3.1k14d adds
4. 1004 你 You're a Police Officer! Do You Even Know What That Means? You're Not a Criminal! 你是警察，警察懂吗！不是罪犯！ Shin-chan Without His Crayons没了蜡笔的小新Urban1.6M WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 10.8kReads8.0Score74114d adds

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   Some are funny clips, others are hilarious moments from shipping couples.

5. 1005 还 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban169k WordsCompleted From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 168.8kReads9.8Score19.3k14d adds

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   Enough said, just watch it! I finished it in one night and laughed until I cried.

6. 1006 人 In Honghuang, I Have Become a Mythic Great Golden Immortal 人在洪荒，已成神话大罗金仙 Seeking Summer寻夏Eastern Fantasy557k WordsCompleted Xuan Yang, history’s most miserable transmigrator, was dumped in the Ta Su era by a treacherous System. After countless eons, another System came knocking… From then on, a shop appeared beneath Mount Buzhou in the Primordial World… The Ancestral Witch Houtu bought seeds of spiritual plants, the Twelve Talismans, a Ghost Mask, and the body-cultivation art Divine Elephant Suppresses the Prison using several low-grade innate spiritual treasures. As a result, the calamity of the liches became a cala 4.4kReads8.1Score17214d adds

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   I laughed so hard watching it in the middle of the night.

7. 1007 原 Genshin Impact: My System Is So Chaotic! 原神：我的系统太鬼畜！ Feng Ming风铭Anime Fanfiction55k WordsOngoing This is the story of someone who transmigrates to the continent of Teyvat, accidentally awakens an Adventurer System, travels across all seven nations, and beats the Heavenly Principles into submission. [Ding! Quest triggered: Make little Paimon cry. Danger level: None] [Ding! Quest triggered: Tease Venti for being a little shortie. Danger level: Moderate] [Ding! Quest triggered: Get Zhongli to treat you to a meal, then give him a Thousand-Year Death after you finish eating. Danger level: Severe 10Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Hello, I'm a foreigner [smirk]

8. 1008 我 My Dad Owns a Coal Mine 我爹是个煤老板 Sangyu Xiaoming桑榆小明Urban665k WordsCompleted My dad owns a coal mine, so I, Li Heijin, have never had to worry about money! Apart from money, my greatest ambition is to have a little culture, or at least look like a cultured person! 2.4kReads8.7Score10614d adds

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   🌴🌴Haha... My dad's a coal mine owner, which means I, Li Heijin, was born rich! Besides money, my biggest pursuit is to be cultured, or at least to look like a cultured person.

9. 1009 糟 Help! What Do I Do If My Husband Has Amnesia? 糟糕！老公失忆了怎么办 Golden Melon金瓜瓜Modern Romance391k WordsCompleted The rating has just been posted, and it will go up later. [Long-planned scheme + devoted romance between two virgins + CEO who talks himself into love + face-slapping the scum] When Wen Yiqiao hears that the husband she married for a family alliance has been in a car accident, she rushes to the hospital. But the moment she opens the door, before she can say a word, Ji Yanli speaks first. “Even though I don't have a title, you took my body, so you can't just abandon me.” Wen Yiqiao: ??? “If you r 1.5kReads8.6Score17914d adds

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   🌞🌞What's better than waking up from a car accident to find yourself believing you're the other woman, constantly making snide remarks to the wife's older brother, and always doing outrageous things that are just plain stupid?

10. 1010 肥 The Chubby Police Doctor 肥警神医 A Bucket of Paste一桶浆糊Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Sun Ping'an becomes a police officer under threat from the System. He wants to get fired so he can happily become a miracle doctor. Instead, Sun Ping'an embarks on an extraordinary career in law enforcement. 2.6kReads9.4Score54514d adds

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    🍅This book is truly hilarious, with a 9.4 Rating and nearly 300,000 readers. A chubby second-generation rich kid is forced by a system to become a policeman for life, or he'll be expelled. He finds a loophole: being fired doesn't count as a violation. So he embarks on a series of bizarre maneuvers at work, but things don't go as planned. The story is hilarious yet heartwarming, heartwarming yet ruthless, ruthless yet solemn, and solemn yet filled with patriotism. Being a policeman is a difficult and moving experience.

11. 1011 偏 The Paranoid Tyrant Throws a Tantrum, but the Empress Is Too Much for Me 偏执暴君无能狂怒，皇后欺朕太甚 See Fortune at First Sight, Meow一见生财瞄Ancient Romance999k WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation, with the same title, is now available on Tomato: “You Made Me a Palace Maid, So Why Did You Make the Tyrant Kneel on a Washboard?”] [Mind-reading + changing the plot + a cast of lovable idiots + laugh-out-loud comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have eyes only for each other] After Ning Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly gained the golden finger ability to change the plot. From then on, she began living the life of a feel-good heroine who could do wha 5.2kReads9.4Score84414d adds

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    🌿🌿🌿🌿Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people🌼🌼 Hahaha, I accidentally clicked on this book, and the first sentence made me laugh so hard I almost fell over! Hahaha, the more I read, the better it got, the funnier it became. Do you know what it feels like to hold back your laughter until your stomach hurts? Hahaha, the female lead can change the plot, and the male lead can read minds—this setting is so unique! And the female lead is forced to perform all sorts of ridiculous tasks to ruin the plot, like she has some kind of serious illness. It made me laugh so hard! Hahaha, it's great, I love reading it! 🌿🌿🌿🌿

12. 1012 重 Restart: My Reversed Flow of Time 重启：我的逆流时光 Year's End年末Urban2.9M WordsCompleted (Multiple heroines + 1970s setting + everyday life) Betrayed by his wife in his previous life, Gu Cheng died full of hatred. When he opened his eyes, he was back in 1977, watching his wicked wife die horribly before him and leaving behind four little sisters-in-law who were crying to be fed. In this magnificent, vibrant era, Gu Cheng decided to start his life over and share a happy life with his sisters-in-law. 28.5kReads9.0Score3.1k14d adds
13. 1013 说 Weren’t We Supposed to Be a Team of Useless Losers? Why Are We All Badasses? 说好的废物小队呢，怎么全员狠人 Tang Jiuy ao棠九尧Sci-Fi & Apocalypse819k WordsCompleted Sui Qi transmigrates into an interstellar world as a vicious, lovesick woman with a terrible reputation and five million in debt. She’s about to take part in a 21-day survival challenge in the apocalypse. If she succeeds, she’ll win ten million interstellar coins, enough to pay off her debt and live out the rest of her life doing nothing. The problem is, no one will team up with her, and the game can’t start without four players. But every player gives her a wide berth, so Sui Qi decides to rely 62.6kReads9.1Score9k14d adds
14. 1014 大 Great Tang: The Imperial Preceptor Is Lacking in Virtue 大唐：国师大人五行缺德 Green Tea Who Picks Up Bottles at Construction Sites工地搬砖捡瓶子的清茶Historical656k WordsCompleted [Great Tang] + [Transmigration] + [Power fantasy] + [Analects-style fighting] April, the second year of Zhenguan. A thunderous crash rang out, and this young master made a dazzling entrance. Wondering where the crash came from? Sorry, that was the sound of this young master smashing a hole in the roof of the Taiji Palace. Si Huainian fell from the sky and punched a hole in the Taiji Palace roof, but he wasn't worried. As a transmigrator, there was no way he'd get thrown into the imperial prison 5.2kReads7.7Score28614d adds
15. 1015 直 Live-Streaming Naruto! Starting with Naruto and Sasuke’s Breakup! 直播火影！从鸣佐分手开始！ Remember to Smile.记得要笑.Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted On the day Sasuke and Naruto broke up, the entire ninja world entered a time of worldview-shattering revelations... [Hatake Kakashi: Call me a unit of chakra again and I'll beat you so badly you won't even recognize me!] [Senju Hashirama: Madara, wait for me~] [Uchiha Madara: Hashirama, get away from me!?] [Namikaze Minato: Actually, I've been using cheat codes in the Reaper's stomach all along!] [Kakuzu: Konan... so, about that six hundred billion...] [Deidara: You remind me of a friend o 9.5kReads9.2Score58014d adds
16. 1016 首 The Commander Can't Have Children? The Compound's Triplets Call Him Dad 首长绝嗣？大院来的三胞胎叫他爹 White River江水白Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Period Setting + Military Marriage + Best Friends Transmigrate Together + Rough-and-Ready Brothers + Military Camp + Flash Marriage + 1v1) The moment Jiang Rui opens her eyes, she realizes she's slept with the wrong man. As she tries to figure out how to return him to her best friend, she discovers that both of them slept with the wrong men and transmigrated to the 1980s at the same time. What? She's engaged, and her fiancé is a model military officer? Come on, she just got cheated on. She d 4.5kReads8.7Score58414d adds

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    💥💥This book is hilarious! [Facepalm][Facepalm] It's a time-travel novel about best friends who encounter twin male leads and can't tell them apart. Their families dote on them; one was raised by her uncle and spoiled rotten, while the other was raised by her mother and doesn't discriminate against girls.

17. 1017 别 Don’t Eat Me! I Really Did Transmigrate into a Char Siu Bun, I’m Just a Funny Girl 别吃我！我真是穿成叉烧的搞笑女 Leng LianL冷怜LModern Romance202k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: This is a hilarious, sweet romance about a domineering CEO, with a wildly imaginative premise. The heroine, Ding Haha, prays to the God of Wealth every day to get rich, but a meddling System turns her into char siu instead. By chance, a secret, limited-edition CEO takes her home, and her chaotic romantic life begins. (But… what their everyday life looks like depends on whatever wild idea pops into my head today, so… things may get pretty weird.) 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Hilarious! The female lead's first reaction after transmigrating into barbecued pork was fear of being eaten, but the domineering CEO treats her like a treasure. The contrast is off the charts!

18. 1018 这 This Ride-Share Driver Is the Real Deal: He Gets Genuinely Excited Over Bad Reviews 这网约司机能处，有差评是真兴奋 Li Jiu笠久Urban413k WordsOngoing Also known as I Got Mocked for Driving a Ride-Share, So I Made My Passenger Write Her Last Words Lin Chen obtains a ride-share bad-review System. Every time he gets a bad review, he earns a reward. From the start, a female passenger mocks him. No need to panic: just hand her a sheet of paper to write her last words. [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve received a bad review. Reward: one Lamborghini.] Lin Chen uses his luxury car to drive for a ride-share service, only for a young woman passenger —Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 1019 重 Revisiting the Journey to the West: I Lead Three Rebellious Troublemakers in Rebellion Every Day 重走西游：姐拉三大反骨仔天天反 Little Doctor小医生Female-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Journey to the West fanfic + hilarious antics + punchline-packed + healing and redemption for each other + Heaven's three rebellious troublemakers + retracing the journey west] On my first start, Nezha stabbed the Destined One to death! On my next start, Erlang Shen's dog bit me to death! On my third start, I forgot the gold headband and got beaten to death by Sun Wukong! Tang An: “So I’ve been transmigrated as the new Destined One, and I have to go fetch the scriptures? And I have to get those 21.7kReads9.4Score2.9k14d adds
20. 1020 三 Three Kingdoms: Liu Bei, You Dare Steal My Horse! 三国：刘大耳，你敢偷我的马！ The Moon Shines on the River as Wild Geese Pass江上月明胡雁过Historical462k WordsCompleted Bai Chuan transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms period and awakened his own System. He lived on Wolong Ridge, earning money as a traveling merchant every day and enjoying a pleasant life. But Liu Bei made three visits to his thatched cottage and casually stole his horse on the way? Then left a few copper coins as if he were tossing alms to a beggar? He needed to be taught a lesson. He absolutely needed to be taught a lesson! Liu Bei, you brought this on yourself! Cao Cao: I’ll give you a Red Hare. 564Reads7.2Score10114d adds
21. 1021 洪 Honghuang: I Enlightened a Magical Treasure and Turned It into a Mole 洪荒：点化灵宝成卧底 Nalan Chun Cui纳兰纯粹Eastern Fantasy637k WordsCompleted Sun Wukong obtains the "Enlighten the Undercover" System, which turns every magical treasure he enlightens into one of his own undercover agents. Taiji Diagram: "Boss, the Sage wants to take you as his disciple. Wouldn't that mess up the seniority? How about I just suppress him?" Pangu Banner: "I really can't take it anymore. Yuanshi acts all high and mighty, looking down his nose at everyone just because he has me. How about I kill him instead?" Chaos Bell: "Eastern Emperor Taiyi is hopeless. H 108Reads7.5Score—14d adds
22. 1022 丹 The Immortal Path of the Elixir Scripture 丹经仙途 Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Purple红的黄的蓝的绿的紫的Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted A humble young man happens upon an alchemy manual. Relying on his natural talent, he practices alchemy and cultivation, joins a sect, and successfully establishes his foundation. He ventures into secret realms, claims rare treasures, and has a beautiful companion by his side. After a difficult journey, he forms a Golden Core, forges a Nascent Soul, and ultimately becomes a legendary figure of his era. 5Reads—Score314d adds
23. 1023 人 At the Hehuan Sect, My Devotion as a Simp Gets Me Everything 人在合欢宗，舔狗舔到应有尽有 Sweet Potato Eater吃番薯的红苕Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsOngoing [A day-to-day story in the Hehuan Sect] After sixty years of cultivation, Li Meng has achieved nothing. With his death approaching, he decides to let loose for once. To his surprise, he activates a “System” that arrived late. As the saying goes, when you’re in the Hehuan Sect, how can you not be a lovesick simp? In his twilight years, Li Meng begins a quiet, carefree life of cultivation in the Hehuan Sect. 10.6kReads8.6Score91114d adds

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    🍀🍀Super good, just too short!! The protagonist has cultivated for sixty years without achieving anything. On the verge of death, Li Meng decides to become a ghost in Mudanjiang. 💥Unexpectedly, he activates a belated system, and in his twilight years, Li Meng begins a low-key cultivation life in the Hehuan Sect.

24. 1024 长 I’m So Beautiful, the Dorm Matron Mistook Me for a Girl 长得太美，被宿管阿姨误当成女生 Wake Up, Stars醒醒吧星星Urban505k WordsCompleted [Showbiz] [Song Plagiarism] [One Female Lead] [No Toxic Drama or Tragedies] [Sweet Everyday Romance] Freshman Xia Chong was so beautiful that, from the start, the dorm supervisor mistook him for a girl and nearly refused to let him into the men’s dorm. The summer heat turned the dorm into a steamer. The school held a Top Ten Singers contest. Hoping to win the air conditioner prize, his unscrupulous roommates forced Xia Chong to enter dressed in women’s clothes... 18.3kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds
25. 1025 为 To Keep the Kingdom from Falling, the Royal Family Gets Along Like the Best of Brothers 为了不亡国，皇家集体兄友弟恭 Aged Meatballs陈酿丸子Ancient Romance1.7M WordsOngoing Li Changyuan, a member of an elite special forces unit in the apocalypse, blows herself up to take down a thirteenth-level mutant wolf and preserve the last hope of humanity. She is then born into the Great Xuan Empire as the first child of the emperor and empress, Princess Changyuan. She thinks she can just lie flat and enjoy life. But at three, she awakens an ability, and at five she learns in a dream that a treacherous minister will seize control of the court and frame loyal officials, whil 4kReads9.2Score23914d adds

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    Book lovers won't lie to book lovers, and I won't laugh at you or scold you.

26. 1026 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Sons' Golden Fingers Merged with Mine 穿书后我和儿子们的金手指合并了 Iron Empress Dowager铁太后Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Twins + Space + System + Book Pavilion + Military Marriage + Everyday Parenting] The male lead is basically just a background character, though he gets a little more screen time later on. Qiu Yinuo transmigrates into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character in a period novel, as well as the future commander’s plump wife, who dies young. As the wife of a powerful man, she has everything she could want, yet she makes trouble at every turn and ends up bringing about her own death 34.8kReads9.4Score5k14d adds
27. 1027 就 Even as a Fake Heiress, I’ll Still Daringly Embrace Doing Nothing 就算是假千金也要勇敢摆烂 Ji Furan纪扶染Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted [Print edition launching across all platforms on August 9, 2025] When Shen Yue was twelve, she accidentally fell into a pond while feeding the fish. That was when she learned the truth: her parents weren’t her real parents, and her five older brothers weren’t really her brothers. She was the Mu family’s fake heiress! Faced with a future where she was destined to lose everything, Shen Yue decided to get ahead… by lying down. If she was going to lose it all anyway, she might as well lie back and 117kReads9.6Score13.7k14d adds

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    What? A "don't laugh" challenge? I can't hold it in anymore... [Eating melon][eating melon][eating melon] Let me recommend four novels that will make you laugh until you drop: The first one, just from the title, you can tell how absurd it is. The protagonist does all sorts of ridiculous things in this world where everyone is crazy, the plot is always unpredictable, and it's full of laughs. The second one is about a crazy protagonist who, after regaining her luck, goes completely wild, slapping those who looked down on her in the face. The plot is incredibly satisfying. The protagonist's sarcastic and witty remarks are both sharp and hilarious; watching her do silly things is high-energy throughout. The last two are also guaranteed to make you laugh until you're ecstatic [smirking]. Seriously, Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people, you won't regret investing in them! Guaranteed to be good! [Kissing emoji]

28. 1028 花 I Paid for Her Civil Service Exam, Then She Said I Wasn't Good Enough? 花我钱考编，上岸说我配不上你？ Xiao Yu萧禹Urban224k WordsCompleted Tang Zhuo supported his girlfriend for three years while she studied for the civil service exam. As soon as she passed, she dumped him on the spot, and her best friend mocked him for lacking ambition and not being good enough for her. Right then, Tang Zhuo activates the Trouble-Maker System. Every time he successfully ruins a scumbag's life, he earns rewards he can exchange for all kinds of items. His first move is a Truth-Reversal Talisman: “Did you break up with me because you have cancer and 3kReads9.2Score45214d adds

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    🌈🌈🌈This is hilarious! I'll laugh so hard I'll bang my head against the wall! I intentionally lowered the score, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see it! [Laughing][Laughing] If you don't like it, feel free to criticize me, I guarantee I'll make you laugh out loud!!! 👿👿The protagonist activates the "Troublemaker System," and receives rewards for successfully causing trouble for bad guys. He starts with a "Truth Reversal Talisman": "Did you break up with me because you have cancer and don't want to burden me? And you left me a huge inheritance?" So, his ex-girlfriend is diagnosed with cancer that very day, crying and begging to get back together and borrow money for treatment!!! It's getting better and better, author, don't go too far!

29. 1029 文 The Entertainment Industry: Conquering the World 文娱之称霸全球 Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Purple红的黄的蓝的绿的紫的Urban218k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, he became famous overnight by writing novels. He had planned to lie flat for the rest of his life, but his talent wouldn’t let him. Reluctantly, he entered the entertainment industry, casually adapting works from the culture of his past life on Earth and effortlessly conquering the world. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 1030 睁 Awakening in the 1980s: I Have a Child with the Infamous Village Tyrant 睁眼八零：和凶名在外村霸有崽了 Sunflower Ah Hua向日葵啊花Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted When Hu Yao woke up, she found a mischievous yet well-behaved son and a scoundrel of a man beside her. Shocked and bewildered, she heard from the neighbors she knew that four years earlier, she'd hit her head so hard she was left simple-minded, and her mother had sold her. Over those four years, she had not only gained a husband but also a mischievous child who fiercely protected her. The bastard of a man was always putting his hands on her, and he was exceptionally fierce and unreasonable. Terr 38kReads9.2Score3.2k14d adds

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    In this book, the female lead had previously damaged her brain and went out to steal chickens and dogs with her three-year-old son. The male lead went out to find them in the middle of the night. I really liked the interactions between the male lead and his son. I couldn't stop laughing throughout the whole book.

31. 1031 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Supporting Character Is Reaching for the Sky 快穿：女配要上天 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleModern Romance984k WordsCompleted (No CP, feel-good, powerful, no logic) An Qiao, a genius talisman master who cultivates through talismans, was betrayed by her disciple while undergoing tribulation. Her tribulation failed, and just as her soul was about to dissipate, she sensed a force of space, seized the System, and forcibly bound it to herself. To survive, An Qiao takes on mission after mission, never doing things the usual way. She is determined to let the male and female leads run wild, so she can complete her tasks. This 12.7kReads9.4Score1.4k14d adds
32. 1032 给 The Ninth Book to Earn My Daughter’s Dowry 给女儿挣嫁的第9本书 Earning a Dowry for My Daughter给女儿挣嫁妆Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Multiple Heroines]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Overpowered Power Fantasy] My master's wife passes her power on to me. My senior sister shares her cultivation with me whenever she completes a mission. The princess can accelerate my recovery. The empress... directly acknowledges me as her master... 3.8kReads7.2Score23514d adds
33. 1033 坟 She Gets Rich from Her Ancestors’ Graves Being Relocated, and the Zombies Lose Their Old Haunts 坟头拆迁暴富，僵尸丢她老墓 Food and Desire食色Modern Romance251k WordsCompleted [Male lead: irresistible bait for humans + female lead: a slightly unhinged zombie queen + pure sweetness, no angst, and absurd humor] A bioterror crisis resurrects Banban, dead for two thousand years, from her tomb, turning her into a ridiculously powerful zombie. Just as she's about to join the zombie horde and slaughter humanity, she discovers that she's a vegetarian. Seriously... a vegetarian. Damn it! As an outcast, Banban tears up the script overnight. She's done with this. She's going bac 1.4kReads9.1Score20314d adds
34. 1034 中 After Winning a Hundred Million, I Became My Company's Savior 中奖一个亿后，我成了公司救世主 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Urban424k WordsCompleted [The rating just came out, but it'll slowly improve! No risk in getting on board!] Shen Yanshen casually bought two lottery tickets and won a hundred million. His miserable working life was over for good, and from then on he lived in a mansion and drove a Mercedes. His ex-girlfriend, who had once looked down on him for being poor, came back in tears, begging him to take her back. Shen Yanshen kicked her a hundred meters away. “Get as far away as you can. Can't you see I'm washing my wife's feet? 2.8kReads5.9Score11314d adds

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35. 1035 龙 Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房 Fan Bai饭白Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.” 1.4kReads9.0Score16114d adds
36. 1036 我 I Drive a Taxi, but I Don’t Pick Up Passengers, Only Female Ghosts and Models 我开出租不拉客，只拉女鬼和模特 I Want to Run Wild我要浪Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Pan Mudan kept her lips pressed tightly together, not daring to make a sound in case her husband heard... I used to be a company driver at a steel mill. Then the company laid people off. I spent eight thousand yuan on an almost-decommissioned commercial vehicle and started driving a taxi. My friends all said I'd struck gold! Even without the air conditioning on in summer, the car was chilly inside! 6.4kReads8.9Score57714d adds
37. 1037 系 System: The Savage Lands Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep 系统：蛮荒太子妃只想放羊 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as The Ambition Isn't Great: Just You and the World A Qi is clever and innocent. Her eldest brother is honest and just wants enough to eat; her second brother is sharp and wants to see the world. Their aunt is always fierce when chopping wood, their father is a wonderful cook, and their grandfather can recognize twenty characters, though he gets thirteen of them wrong. Their ambitions weren't great, but somehow they ended up winning the world. Content warnings: ... 29.9kReads9.6Score3.8k14d adds
38. 1038 我 I’m Filming The Ring and Invited Sadako to Play Herself 我拍午夜凶铃，邀请贞子本色出演 Confined to the Galaxy囿于银河Urban823k WordsCompleted [Filmmaking + raising female ghosts + comedy + supernatural + entertainment + wish fulfillment + Uncle Jiu + one female lead, Sadako] What’s it like to make a horror movie and cast the genre’s classic characters to play themselves? Sadako, Kayako, Chu Renmei, the Pen Fairy, Tomie, Nie Xiaoqian, Jason, Freddy, the Slit-Mouthed Woman, Hachishaku-sama, Hanako, Mimiko, Mary Shaw, Auntie Fu Sang, Alice... Lin Miao transmigrated to a parallel world where horror movies were in decline. He gained the Ve 905Reads8.9Score14514d adds

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    Personally, I think this book is hilarious. Synopsis: The protagonist, while watching "The Ring" in bed, is scared to death and ends up in a parallel world where horror movies are incredibly weak. He then obtains a ghost-signing system, signing ghosts to make movies.

39. 1039 月 During My Confinement, I Kicked My Mother-in-Law Out 月子里，我赶跑了婆婆 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted I Kicked My Mother-in-Law Out During My Postpartum Month 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds
40. 1040 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.5kReads9.2Score3.4k14d adds
41. 1041 碰 A Rookie Dad Gets Scammed, but Little Jue Leads You to Break Through 碰瓷新手奶爸，珏崽带你杀出重围 Flower Letter Boat花笺舟Modern Romance617k WordsCompleted [Taciturn Dad x Talkative, Social Butterfly Daughter x A Touch of the Supernatural] At the birthday party for his half-brother, Fan Zhuoqing was framed for smashing a family heirloom. Then a tiny baby who had just hatched from an egg tried to scam him into taking her home. “Ah… baba…” The little girl, Yuyu, had just come out of the egg. Her face was a scaled-down version of his, and she reached out for him to pick her up. Having never been close to a woman, Fan Zhuoqing immediately called the po 6.1kReads9.4Score58314d adds

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    The male protagonist suffers from autism and is unwilling to speak. Suddenly, a talkative, eccentric daughter appears out of nowhere. Every time she misbehaves or gets into trouble, the protagonist frantically tries to discipline her using sign language. However, his daughter is so mischievous that she simply closes her eyes, forcing him to speak instead. [Laughs] [After being blackmailed by his unexpected daughter, Fan Zhuoqing's life undergoes a dramatic change, a ray of light shining into his dark past. Little Yu Yu: "You dare bully my dad? Are you out of your mind?" Little Yu Yu: "Dad's gone mad!" Little Yu Yu: "Dad, Dad, Dad." Fan Zhuoqing, suffering from autism and unwilling to speak, frantically signs at his mischievous daughter. The mischievous Little Yu Yu chooses to close her eyes, forcing her father to learn to speak. Fan Zhuoqing: "Fan Yu, are you even listening to me?" "Yes! Yes! I heard you with both ears!"]

42. 1042 摊 My Stall Was Smashed, So I Climbed to the Top with a Gourmet System 摊子被砸，我靠美食系统踏巅峰 Instructor Wolf狼教官Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [System, food, lighthearted comedy, everyday city life, outlandish ideas, comeback, one heroine, slow-paced slice of life] After losing his job at thirty-six, Wang Ping’an can’t find work and returns to the small county town that’s both unfamiliar and familiar to him. There, he starts a new life running a food stall. With his cooking skills and a boost from the System, he earns titles like “Wok King” and “Beast Tamer”... Wang Ping’an: “How slow-paced is it? The System doesn’t show up until chapt 2.1kReads8.3Score16914d adds

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    [Already recommended] No one expected this down-on-his-luck young man to turn his life around with a tricycle. Sweet and sour pork ribs turn amber in the wok, the aroma of spicy crayfish can travel three blocks, and even ordinary fried rice can make a popular online streamer chase after the tricycle with a bowl in hand!

43. 1043 全 Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Joins the Gossip, While the Real Heiress Drops Bombshells 全员读心来吃瓜，真千金爆大料啦 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj 3.2kReads9.3Score40114d adds
44. 1044 不 My Stubborn Mother-in-Law Went to Her Grave 不听劝的婆婆归西了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted My Stubborn Mother-in-Law Went to Meet Her Maker 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds
45. 1045 娱 Showbiz: I Ushered in a Golden Age of Entertainment 娱乐：我开创了文娱盛世 The Crab Who Eats Ice Cream吃雪糕的螃蟹Two Male Leads832k WordsCompleted [Dual male leads] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Shiyi brings the culture of his own world and showcases its unparalleled glory, creating a golden age of entertainment that belongs to him, an era of dazzling literary talent and peerless elegance. 36Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    Absolutely hilarious.

46. 1046 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 48.1kReads9.5Score6.8k14d adds
47. 1047 娱 Showbiz: I Became a Healing Professor in the Music Scene 娱乐：我在音乐圈混成治愈系教授 The Crab Who Eats Ice Cream吃雪糕的螃蟹Urban1.0M WordsCompleted In the second year after Lin Yao awakened a System and entered the music industry, major hospitals named him their number-one “healing” spokesperson. Whether you have heart disease or high blood pressure, after listening to Lin Yao’s songs, you’ll pat your chest and say, “That’s so healing!” Lin Yao: “Our chart-topping song for this month’s season is a healing song: ‘Decent.’” Netizens: “Wasn’t it supposed to be healing music?” “I feel depressed after listening to it, sob, sob~” “This is so damn 24.6kReads8.4Score1.5k14d adds
48. 1048 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 20.4kReads9.4Score2.2k14d adds

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    Chinese people don't lie to other Chinese people; these books are guaranteed to be hilarious.

49. 1049 降 After Taking a Pay Cut and Quietly Giving Up, My Boss Begged Me for Forgiveness All Night 降薪摆烂后，老板连夜跪求我原谅 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭10k WordsCompleted After My Pay Was Cut, I Started Slacking Off. My Boss Begged Me on His Knees to Forgive Him That Very Night —Reads—Score1.1k14d adds
50. 1050 反 The Villain’s Diary: Why Does It Feel Like You’re All Acting? 反派日记：怎么感觉你们在演我 Day and Night Reversed颠倒昼夜Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a novel and became the villain. After dozens of attempts, all ending in failure, she still couldn't return to the real world. At last, she gave up trying, only to discover she could grow stronger by writing a diary. Since nobody could read it, Su Luo wrote whatever she pleased, holding nothing back. The first female lead: "This diary is great. I stole all the protagonist's opportunities, and now I just want to grow stronger." The second female lead: "I don't care about rea 25.8kReads9.0Score2.2k14d adds

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    I think it's alright.

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