Genshin Impact: My System Is So Chaotic!

This is the story of someone who transmigrates to the continent of Teyvat, accidentally awakens an Adventurer System, travels across all seven nations, and beats the Heavenly Principles into submission. [Ding! Quest triggered: Make little Paimon cry. Danger level: None] [Ding! Quest triggered: Tease Venti for being a little shortie. Danger level: Moderate] [Ding! Quest triggered: Get Zhongli to treat you to a meal, then give him a Thousand-Year Death after you finish eating. Danger level: Severe] [Ding! Quest triggered: Caress Beelzebul's face and gaze deeply into her eyes for one minute. Danger level: Extremely severe] Hey, wait a minute! System, why are your quests getting more and more deranged?