Novels With an Insufferable, Scheming, Overpowered Protagonist 主角性格贱、到处坑人、自身实力暴强的小说

1. 1 酒 The Winery’s Brandy Talks Like a Fart 酒厂白兰地说话像放屁 Shabby School Heartthrob破烂校草Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted [Detective Conan + episodic stories + pure blackness + no saving anyone + unhinged guy + Gin pairing (mutual) + Black Organization victory] Mercenary Su En was ranting about the old bastard Gosho when a cannon suddenly fell from the sky. A wild System dragged him into the world of Detective Conan, where he became Brandy (Su En Luoang), a black-hearted, crooked-branch, rotten-root nth-generation member of the liquor organization. His mental state is beautiful, and everything he says is utter crap 9.5kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
2. 2 反EN Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子 I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 342.6kReads9.5Score38.8kShelves

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   I had to pull out these two books. 🤦👍

3. 3 让 I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙，没让你祸害修仙界啊！ The Angler Who Catches Big Fish钓鱼佬钓大鱼Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 172.1kReads9.1Score24kShelves

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   I had no choice but to pull out these two books. [Facepalm][Thumbs up]

4. 4 惊 Thriller Game: Why Are All My Skills from the Underworld? 惊悚游戏：怎么我的全是阴间技能 Dugu Qiudao独孤秋刀Mystery539k WordsCompleted A separate dimension called the Horror Game descends upon Earth. It randomly selects challengers and throws them into terrifying games. But against the vicious ghosts, humanity's survival rate is less than one percent! That is, until Su Cheng enters the game! [Yellow Springs Pawnshop] From the start, he has the Flying Dragon Cloud-Gathering Hand. “Your item is quite nice, customer. Too bad it'll be mine in a second!” [Green Mountain Hospital] Master Anesthetist taking appointments online. “You'r 60.9kReads9.0Score16.1kShelves

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   They're all pretty funny.

5. 5 负 Negative Emotions Redirected: System Overlord 负能转嫁：系统主宰 Half-Immortal Zongzi粽半仙Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Immortal Cultivation + Everyday Comedy + Negative Effects Transfer + Face-Slapping + Sneaky Schemer + Survivalist Way] Everyday comedy, witty and playful dialogue, and a slow-burning main plot. After Han Chang Kong transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, he discovers that the previous owner of this body suffered a Dao wound while trying to retrieve the Asking Heaven Sword for his sect, becoming a cripple. In the end, he died in his own cave dwelling. After transmigrating, Han Chang Ko 19.7kReads8.1Score1.6kShelves
6. 6 我 My Skills Are So Bizarre, My Enemies Keep Wanting to Kill Themselves 我的技能太奇葩，敌人纷纷想自杀 Little Box on the Riverbank河滩上的小盒子Urban507k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novels. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2.3kReads7.3Score150Shelves
7. 7 平 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Urban445k WordsCompleted Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 15.1kReads8.8Score1.5kShelves
8. 8 万 Ten Thousand Races: This Human Is Absolutely Ridiculous 万族：这个人族简直离谱 Hard Candy Blossom硬糖花红Urban247k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Myriad Races + Livestreaming + Educational + Invincible] The Myriad Races Slaughter Game descends, and Li Pu awakens the SSS-rank ability [Emotional Plunderer]. By plundering the negative emotions he provokes in others, he gains all kinds of abilities. Plunder negative emotions, gain Strength +1! Speed +2! Stamina +3! Plunder negative emotions, gain Postpartum Sow Care experience +1! Plunder negative emotions, gain Biological Dissection Theory +1! Plunder negative emotio 94Reads6.0Score—Shelves
9. 9 笑 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了！这哥们人人喊打 Leisurely Evening Breeze晚风悠人Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 35.8kReads7.8Score3kShelves
10. 10 职 The Twelve Volumes of the Professional Rankings, and My Name Is in Every One 职业天榜十二卷，卷卷有爷名 Six Great Sixes六大六子Sports1.8M WordsCompleted [Full-cast audiobook now available|Class change + clones + no female lead + nonstop laughs + mastermind behind the scenes + explosive plot] Song Gua transmigrated with a whole bunch of fun-loving clones. This was a world where everyone changed classes. Song Gua became a Bondbearer who could borrow power, while his clones took on all kinds of different classes, with every variety imaginable. Their numbers kept growing, and every last one was talented and charming. Under Song Gua’s brilliant l 48.6kReads9.3Score6.5kShelves
11. 11 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.1kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves

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    The rating is out and will go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Xicui counts, then disregard this). It follows the original world setting with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, and the protagonist is both silly and passionate. The story is absolutely exciting and hilarious. Please support and check it out!

12. 12 道 Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友，你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊？ He An Is Simple贺安很简单Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity! 81.3kReads9.3Score7.3kShelves

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    Trust me, this one's guaranteed to be good. No romantic pairing, the male lead is incredibly strong and extremely cautious.

13. 13 盗 Tomb Raiding: What Do I Do After Stealing Something Off the Clan Leader from the Start? 盗墓：开局偷到族长身上肿么办？ Niohuru Qiling钮祜禄氏起灵Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy, no romance in the main story, an unconventional protagonist] Zhang You's nickname was Zhang Sneaky. After pulling off one last trick, he retired to the world of Grave Robbers' Chronicles. So much for retirement. Why was his start so miserable? He'd been starving for three days, and didn't have a single cent on him! Luckily, he still had the skills left behind by his shady System. But where was he supposed to find money for food out in the middle of nowhere? Sorry, buddy, bu 15.5kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves

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    The first book is hilarious. Both books feature protagonists who are somewhat mischievous.

14. 14 我 My Senior Brother Is Too Strong 我的师兄太强了 Ke Ning可宁Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsCompleted Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself... 62.2kReads8.2Score4.2kShelves
15. 15 豪 A Bodyguard for a Tycoon, Treated Like a Baby by a Dark, Brooding Villain 豪门当保镖，阴湿反派拿我当宝宝 Splendor Fades了了繁华Modern Romance579k WordsCompleted Wen Ying transmigrates into a story about a real and fake heiress, becoming the real heiress who gets tortured to death. On her first day back with her wealthy family, the fake heiress gets hit by a car while saving her and is left disabled, becoming the family’s scapegoat. Wen Ying is expected to give up everything she has to make it up to the fake heiress. Having transmigrated into the story, Wen Ying exposes the truth on the spot and tears into the Wen family until they can’t raise their head 8.2kReads7.9Score908Shelves

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    Then I have to mention this book.

16. 16 看 After Seeing the Manga Comments, I Tear Up the Cannon Fodder Script 看到漫画弹幕后我手撕炮灰剧本 Mo Xiao Mo莫晓moUrban1.8M WordsOngoing [Not a wish-fulfillment story. Superpowers + defying fate + no romance/just friendship + ensemble cast + character growth. Not fanfiction.] [Ah, is that purple-haired guy a minor background character? Getting killed by a billboard is just too tragic.] On an otherwise ordinary day, a sentence like this appeared out of nowhere in front of an ordinary person named Lu Jiuxiao. That was how he learned he was inside a comic. As an insignificant little extra, his greatest contribution was to die and 61.7kReads9.1Score6.9kShelves

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    The books are all carefully selected and are exceptionally good. I highly recommend you check them out! [Cool]

17. 17 我 Learning to Stir Up Trouble in the Slay God World 我在斩神世界学挑事 Kitchen Leftovers后厨剩菜Male-Channel Fanfiction912k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods + Make Up for Regrets + No Female Lead + Agent of Eris + Not an Overpowered Protagonist + Growth] An Jing died, and his death was absurd and deeply unfair. After four years of hard study, he had just walked out of the college entrance exam hall and was planning to sleep for three months straight. Instead, he got kicked into the world of Slay the Gods. Other people reincarnated with invincible Systems. What about him? Not only was he still a miserable repeat student, but Eris, the 8Reads6.5Score—Shelves
18. 18 全 Global Manhunt: You’re Crazy! You Call This an Escape? 全球通缉：疯了！你管这个叫逃亡 Snow at Dusk in the Clouds云中暮雪Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ten major conglomerates are investing, a hundred billion dollars in prize money is up for grabs, and elites from every field are taking part! Urban parkour, high-altitude skydiving, wingsuit flying. Everything... is for the sake of escape! A global manhunt! This is a show that drives people wild! Its goal is to uncover vulnerabilities in security systems and public safety in today's information age. Su Yu is sent to prison from the start, but no one could have expected what came next. Su Yu brea 42kReads9.3Score4.4kShelves
19. 19 无EN Infinite Rewinds: Everyone Thinks I'm a Big Shot 无限回档：所有人都以为我是大佬 What's Wrong with Money?钱有什么不好Mystery414k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a comic drama] [Audiobook narrated by a real person available] [Infinite Flow + Livestream Survival + Death Rewind + Half-Dihua] [No CP] [The story contains a lot of on-screen comment barrages] After Xu Xi died from overwork, he transmigrated to another world invaded by a survival game. He even discovered that he could rewind time after dying. By using this ability to escape danger time and again and successfully clear each instance, he unexpectedly became a top expert in the eyes 189.8kReads9.4Score21.5kShelves
20. 20 穿 After Entering a Comic, I Became Everyone's Moonlight 穿进漫画后我成了所有人的白月光 Jing Yan惊燕Modern Romance1.6M WordsOngoing [Main story complete] [Bonus chapters updating regularly] [No romance, no romance, not even for the key characters! The only tags are no romance, happy ending, System! A wish-fulfillment story!] The talkative, chuuni, drama-loving male protagonist, Zheng Guanqi (known as Yazhou in the comic) The Dungeon Guidebook became a huge hit thanks to its breathtaking art and merciless plot. But as the story progressed, readers realized that one after another, the main characters seemed to be dying, and t 45kReads9.4Score8.8kShelves
21. 21 路 An Extra's Guide to Surviving in a Comic 路人乙漫画生存指南 The Long Road Back South迢迢南归Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Dropped by the author. You can go straight to the final three chapters. Male lead, no romance. Ensemble cast. Academy for people with special abilities. A year after the school arc of the comic Superpower Academy ended, the college arc finally began. It opened on September 1, with the main cast entering Supernova Academy for the Gifted. [The main cast ending up in Class F really is a classic] [That person in Class F must be a big shot] [The people in Classes S and A are so strong too] [What abou 25.2kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves
22. 22 我EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score181.2kShelves

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    The books are all carefully selected and are exceptionally good. I highly recommend you take a look! 😎

23. 23 藏 Hidden in Midsummer 藏于盛夏 Autumn Chill秋日凉Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted A heads-up before you start ❗️: One of the side couples is a gay couple, so please skip this if that bothers you. [The print edition under the same title is now available] [Healing × Love that grows over time × Angsty school romance] Sweet, gentle, well-behaved student × rebellious, handsome bad boy That midsummer seemed hotter than any before. The girl in the graduation photo smiled sweetly, with a boy in a white shirt grinning boldly behind her. They met in midsummer, and parted in midsummer t 84.2kReads9.6Score14.8kShelves
24. 24 十EN Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score207.7kShelves
25. 25 二 The Husky and His White Cat Shizun 二哈和他的白猫师尊 Meat Bun Won't Eat Meat肉包不吃肉Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted [The audiobook adaptation of the same name, starring Gu Jiangshan and Sanshi, is complete. Tune in and give it a listen!] Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning's disciple had been a mistake. His master was far too much like a cat, while he was like a silly dog wagging its tail and fawning over him. Dogs and cats can't reproduce together, and the silly dog hadn't wanted to reach out his fluffy paws toward that cat in the first place. He'd always thought dogs should be with dogs, like his senior bro 100.9kReads9.7Score19.5kShelves
26. 26 传EN Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 169.4kReads9.6Score21.7kShelves
27. 27 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18.1kShelves
28. 28 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 228.3kReads9.5Score28.1kShelves

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    I think they should all be good.

29. 29 裴 President Pei, Your Low-Quality Boyfriend Is Going Wild! 裴总，你的低质量男友杀疯了！ Jiang Wan江弯Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads] [Both Pure] [Slightly Coercive] [Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic] [A black-hearted, vindictive, brilliantly cunning assassin] & [A cold-looking, secretly sulky CEO who’s a total simp] Ruan Jibai was an illegitimate son of the Ruan family, kept abroad for years and never favored. One day, he returned to China on a mission, putting on an innocent, harmless, but utterly useless pretty-boy act in public. With his impressive talent for vicious insults, he attacked everyone indiscrimina 24.5kReads9.3Score4.5kShelves
30. 30 把 Bringing Bad Habits to the Cultivation World 把不正之风吹向修仙界 Hua Maofeng花毛峰Eastern Fantasy2.9M WordsCompleted [Peerless sword cultivator, succubus immortal physique, cultivation-world friends constantly sabotaging one another, lighthearted comedy] Chu He, a disciple of a Nine Provinces immortal sect. He possesses a sword spirit root, an unparalleled immortal eye, and a world-reaching immortal body. Countless mighty figures have already picked him as a future paragon of the righteous path. But after meeting a shameless master, he sets off down a strange and increasingly bizarre road from which there is n 36.8kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves

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    The Eagle and Leopard of Qingzhou (Retribution) Chapter One: The Encounter of the Wolf and the Jackal

31. 31 什 What? You’re Saying This Bunch of Lunatics Are the Saviors!? 什么，你说这群癫子是救世主！？ Di Lü狄绿Urban187k WordsOngoing [Mysterious Forces Resurge] + [Dream Creator] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Fiery Passion] + [A Cast of Lunatics] + [Backstabbing Each Other] A hundred years ago, mysterious forces resurged. A shroud of mist descended, and the uncanny invaded human territory. Humanity built towering walls to hold them back, while cities trained passionate, righteous orderkeepers to defend them. In this chaotic age, one team of lunatics stands out like a sore thumb. “Want to kill them? No way. They're my comra 217Reads7.0Score106Shelves
32. 32 民 The Folk Feng Shui Master 民间风水之王 Miao Qimiao苗棋淼Mystery3.0M WordsCompleted The Nine Cauldrons Dragon Palace, the Secret Files of the Yellow Springs, the Snow Mountain Corpse Demon, the Yin-Yang Inn... Ever since I borrowed a life from the underworld, I have known no peace. Every time I borrow a life, it becomes a deadly game. After each desperate struggle and narrow escape, I wait for the next secret order from the underworld so I can keep living. Just when I thought I'd escaped the clutches of fate, I discovered that Heaven had prepared a coffin for me too! 52.2kReads9.4Score6kShelves
33. 33 高 After the College Entrance Exam, I Was Classified as a Top-Secret National Secret 高考后，我竟被国家SSS级加密 The Crab Who Eats Ice Cream吃雪糕的螃蟹Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [No female lead] Wang Jing'an transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the Classic of Mountains and Seas System. He can draw the abilities of all kinds of gods, including Pangu, Nuwa, Qinglong, Houyi, Zhulong, Xingtian, and Qiongqi, with no limit. He discovers that the powers of these gods can surpass even SSS-rank supernatural talents in this parallel world. Pangu’s Primordial Chaos, beyond SSS rank. Houyi’s Divine Arrows that Shoot Down the Suns, beyond SSS rank. Qinglong’s Thunderous Mig 23.4kReads8.0Score2kShelves
34. 34 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves

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    I watched it late at night and laughed until my stomach hurt. My mom came into my room and asked me what was wrong with me. [Laughing and crying emoji]

35. 35 作 Getting Stronger by Courting Death: From the Start, I Provoked Dio 作死变强：开局挑衅迪奥 Sixteen Sheep十六羊羊Anime Fanfiction387k WordsOngoing [Myriad Worlds + Reckless Death-Seeking + Here for the Laughs] Current worlds: (The Terminator 1), (Yami Shibai, Sadako), (The Three-Body Problem), (Ultraman Nexus, ongoing) Jiang Fan is bound to the [Death-Seeking System]. The more recklessly he courts death, the stronger he gets! But this dumbass System sends him to the wrong main world from the start, making the toxic-air hellscape of Cyberpunk 2077 his new home! While other transmigrators tread carefully to survive, Jiang Fan kicks off his d 530Reads8.2Score—Shelves
36. 36 霍EN Hogwarts: Pushing the Headmaster to the Max 霍格沃茨：给校长上上强度 Jinzhu of Niuqian Village牛牵村的锦烛Male-Channel Fanfiction437k WordsOngoing First year, Horatio: "Look, Headmaster. I can hook a soul out with this scythe, trap it in this lamp, and roast it over Fiendfyre." Second year, Horatio: "Look, Headmaster. This cabbage can multiply endlessly and kill a basilisk in an instant." Third year, Horatio: "Look, Headmaster. Could this soul contract let me outfit Dementors as my own army of soul-reaping servants?" Fourth year, Horatio: "Look, Headmaster. This gravity magic can pull meteorites down from outer space and give Durmstrang an 1.4kReads7.5Score101Shelves
37. 37 综 Anime Crossover: I Control Hearts to Unlock Treasure Chests 综漫：为开宝箱，我掌控人心 yuccfeAnime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing Multiple heroines, crossover worlds, no harem abandonment, and a protagonist with not a trace of goodness or compassion. The current worlds include My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected, The World God Only Knows, Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai, and Kaguya-sama: Love Is War. I will control their lives. 9.9kReads7.0Score955Shelves
38. 38 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 15.3kReads6.9Score953Shelves

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    Not only are they two old guys, they're two geniuses! So funny, such a subversion of expectations! [Laughing][laughing]

39. 39 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 75.9kReads8.3Score4.9kShelves
40. 40 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 40.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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    I laughed so hard I screamed like a pig in the middle of the night, and my mom told me to get out! [Crying emojis]

41. 41 摆 Ferryman: From the Start, Keeping Watch Over the Campus Beauty at the Crematorium 摆渡人：开局在火葬场给校花守灵 V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban500k WordsCompleted [Urban + campus beauty + college life + supernatural + ferryman + underworld + firearms] Heavenly Funeral Home Hiring Notice: Location: Cremation Room Job: Corpse Handler Pay: Day shift, 800 per day; night shift, 1,200 per day (must work at least seven days!) Requirements: Brave, no high blood pressure, heart disease, mental illness... Netizen 1: "Is anything scarier than being broke? 1,200 for one night? I'd not only carry corpses, I'd chase them down if they ran away." Netizen 2: "1,200 fo 5.1kReads9.0Score343Shelves
42. 42 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 269.6kReads9.5Score22.3kShelves

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    This book is really good. The protagonist is a bit cheeky but knows his limits, is very loyal to his friends, is incredibly capable and is the strongest of the new generation, and has a clear understanding of himself.

43. 43 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 518.8kReads9.7Score68.3kShelves

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44. 44 异EN Another World: My Life Has Cheat Codes! 异世界：我的人生开了挂！ A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted [Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes 138.3kReads9.6Score16.9kShelves
45. 45 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 198.1kReads9.5Score24.7kShelves
46. 46 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves
47. 47 我EN I Only Wanted to Destroy My Sect, So How Did I Defy Heaven and Become a God? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.7M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 79.5kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves

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    This book will absolutely make you laugh until you cry! It's a super fun and hilarious read. The protagonist has unparalleled luck but is also plagued by misfortune; you won't know whether to call him lucky or unlucky. It's super good and highly recommended! [Shy][shy]

48. 48 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 155.2kReads9.3Score16.3kShelves

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    Books by the same author all feature characters who are pretentious and a bit cheeky.

49. 49 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 178.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves
50. 50 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 160.3kReads9.3Score16.9kShelves

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    Without a system or any cheat codes, he roams freely relying solely on his silver tongue and formidable martial prowess. The powerful cultivators collectively break down in their defenses: "Why did you insist on coming here?" He grins and replies, "Because you all have pleasant words and are full of talented people!"—Goodness, no one else can describe a "scourge" in such a refined and elegant way!

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