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1. 801 纨 The Spoiled Young Master Wants to Cultivate Immortality 纨绔少爷要修仙 Playing with Fish and Shrimp且同鱼虾戏Eastern Fantasy230k WordsOngoing (Comedy, traditional fantasy, coming-of-age, wish fulfillment...) Transmigrated as Kyoto’s biggest young wastrel, he lives it up to the fullest! The emperor actually arranges for him to marry an enormous princess. He has to run away! To win the heart of a fairy, he decisively takes up cultivation! What? This young master is a good-for-nothing at cultivation...? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   "Are you doing that to cultivate immortality? Young Master, you're clearly just lusting after that fairy!" Young Master: "Don't talk nonsense! What I seek is the Great Dao, to be together for all eternity!"

2. 802 开 Making Sheep a Sheep from the Start, Breaking Players Worldwide 开局制作羊了个羊，全球玩家破防 Stay Disciplined坚持自律Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Strongly recommended by the editor + game design + livestreaming + everyday life] [Sheep a Sheep only earns the protagonist his first pot of gold; it has nothing to do with the later plot] Zhao Kai transmigrates to a parallel world and vows to build his own gaming empire. He obtains the “Rage-Inducing Game System.” As long as he frustrates players, he earns rewards. Zhao Kai says, “I just want to make good games. The System is the one forcing me to do this.” His first game is Sheep a Sheep. Pla 11.3kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
3. 803 惊 Thriller: The Death Knight Is Actually Me? 惊悚：亡灵骑士竟是我自己？ Loves Apple Pie爱吃苹果派Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted [Horror Game + Survival + Brother Cheng] The horror game arrived. Yin Cheng, known as Brother Cheng. He awakened a special talent that raised monsters' favorability toward him. Then Yin Cheng realized that his horror game... seemed to be going completely off the rails! A towering ghost nurse begged Yin Cheng to give her an IV, holding out her drip bag; a graceful, aristocratic vampire countess refused to drink anyone's blood but Yin Cheng's; a shapeshifting painted-skin ghost chased him, begging 41.9kReads9.1Score4.2kShelves

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   [Eye roll][Shocked] Awakening a special talent, increasing the favorability of ghosts and monsters. Then Yin Cheng discovered that his horror game seemed to be going off track! A supermodel ghost nurse, holding an IV drip, begged Yin Cheng to give her an IV; [Thinking][Cool] An elegant and noble vampire countess, who would only drink Yin Cheng's blood; [Shocked][Eye roll] A versatile ghost chasing after Yin Cheng, wanting him to paint her perfect human skin; [Laugh][Rushing to finish a draft] A fairy-like soul in a painting, a ghost bride waiting for her lover for a thousand years, an invulnerable zombie princess...

4. 804 一 The Master Diviner 一品神卜 The Original Taurus Fragment金牛断章本尊Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted “Master, my surname is Jiang, and my wife’s surname is Bao. Can you give my son a name people will remember right away?” Zhang Chu: “Jiang Zhe Hu Bao You!” “Master, my husband repairs lights. He’s been sleeping in the kitchen for two days and won’t get up. What should I do?” Zhang Chu: “That’s a good thing! You can start planning the funeral banquet.” “Master, I earn thirty thousand a month and give it all to my wife. My father is sick, but she won’t give me a cent. What should I do?” Zhang 18.3kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves
5. 805 规 Rule Horror: People Have Only Two Eyes 规则怪谈：人只有两只眼睛 The Gloomy Dominant Forest Ranger寡欢的霸巡林客Mystery1.1M WordsOngoing Reading Rules 1. All the rules in this book are original, and the author is Guahuan de Baxun Linke. 2. Comments, messages, fan rankings, and the main text disappearing are all normal. Don’t be surprised. Just pretend nothing happened. 3. Updates are irregular. You can encourage the author to update by commenting, tipping, or voting, but remember to follow Rule Five. 4. If you experience an adverse reaction while reading, such as nausea, dislike, or aversion, close the book as soon as possible. 5 6kReads8.0Score482Shelves
6. 806 今 Working Overtime Again Today to Stop the Universe from Going Crazy 今天也在努力加班阻止宇宙发癫 Some Unknown Cultivation Fan某不知名修仙党Eastern Fantasy844k WordsCompleted Also known as: A Record of Cultivation Across the Multiverse. Fantasy + Sci-Fi + Wonder + Comedy; Exploration + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Life. Ji Wuxiu is a mediator for the Interuniversal Administration Bureau. His job used to be breaking up fights between the three great universes, but a disastrous teleportation accident sends him to a strange world of cultivation. Here, the Hehuan Sect is actually an orthodox sect, the little Saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword hides 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Ji Wuxiu is a mediator at the Inter-Universe Administration Bureau, originally tasked with mediating between the three major universes. However, a disastrous teleportation accident transports him to a strange cultivation world—where the Hehuan Sect is a prestigious sect, the young saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword holds something extraordinary. Even more bizarrely, the composition of spiritual energy, the physiques of cultivators, and the methods of Core Formation are all quite different from what he knows about the cultivation world. Therefore, he decides to cultivate discreetly while secretly investigating the truth. Little does he know that he is gradually uncovering the deepest secret of this world—a shocking secret concerning the survival of the entire universe.

7. 807 前 My Former Daoist Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 前道侣追着要我负责 Mountain Traces山踪26k WordsCompleted My Former Cultivation Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 2Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 808 癫 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance189k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 973Reads—Score110Shelves

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   It's hilarious and makes me so happy!

9. 809 系 The System Bound the Wrong Person, Forcing a Side Character to Follow the Protagonist's Script 系统绑错人，龙套被迫走主角剧本 Ark Ticket Inspector方舟检票员Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing After transmigrating to the world of cultivation for eighteen years, Long Tao had accepted his fate and was ready to lie flat. Then, at long last, a System suddenly appeared! But instead of getting the treatment reserved for a protagonist, he got… “Binding error. Host is not the chosen one. Your luck is too low to unlock the shop.” “Unbinding is impossible. Host must complete System missions in place of the chosen one, then hand over any opportunities and rewards obtained along the way. Mission 113.8kReads8.7Score9.1kShelves
10. 810 重 Back to 1988 重返1988 West Wind Beyond the Pass关外西风Urban3.9M WordsCompleted Lu Feng had become a billionaire and achieved great success when he unexpectedly returned to the 1990s. Looking at his adorable daughter, he was completely bewildered. Even more bewildering was the question of who this beautiful wife of his was. With a second chance at life, making money was a piece of cake. He would not only reach the pinnacle of wealth, but also teach business tycoons how to make money, give the future richest man a few pointers on starting a business, and then casually stand 4.4kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
11. 811 扮 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.3kReads6.7Score241Shelves
12. 812 难 The Crown Prince's Captive Love 难逃太子的囚宠 Mountain Traces山踪42k WordsCompleted The Crown Prince’s Captive Love Is Inescapable 9Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 813 重 Reborn: Back to 1983 to Become a Tycoon 重生：回到1983当富翁 Half Gratitude, Half Grudge恩怨各一半Urban3.4M WordsCompleted (The print edition is now available on JD.com! The text has been carefully revised and is even more exciting. There are plenty of discounts right now, so if you're interested, go grab a copy!) Zhou Yufeng, a corporate CEO, unexpectedly returns to 1983, an era of planned economies and feeling one's way across the river by touching the stones. With his lovely wife wanting a divorce and his younger brother and sister struggling to get by, watch as he turns the business world upside down and changes 130.9kReads9.3Score16.1kShelves
14. 814 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 69.1kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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    1. It's indeed quite nonsensical, abstract, and hilarious. The system is the real protagonist, competing with others (stealing competitors) and defying the rules. The grumpy old man lies in a brothel listening to music, and the system gets anxious. 2. Transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by demons, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty. From then on, the Demon Suppression Prison, originally known as hell on earth, is rife with unsolved cases! Why do the demons in the Demon Suppression Prison scream every night? Why can a corpse demon transform into various beauties, wear black stockings, and become a foot massage technician? Why can an eye demon, skilled in illusion and able to capture souls, become a VR glasses user? Why is a fox spirit dancing an otaku dance? Is all of this a distortion of demonic nature or a decline in morality? After peeling back the layers, the clues all point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons, whose card should we choose today?" 3. Unlike other novels that endlessly emphasize the moral principles of "suffering is a blessing" or "being kind and honest," the protagonist truly repays kindness and vengeance, making for a very satisfying read! It's definitely a satisfying read!

15. 815 先 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted Sir, Please Wait 2Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 816 新 New Utopia 新，乌托邦 Broken Strings in the Rain雨中断弦Urban397k WordsOngoing [Political Thriller] [Montage Style] [Psychological Oppression] [Dystopian] (The story moves slowly at first, but more kinds of ghosts will appear later.) The calamity ended, and a city-state rose from the ground. People called it the New Utopia. Beneath its gleaming order, those in power were no longer human. Monsters wore human skin and occupied positions of authority. Their visions were linked, and everything was under surveillance. A colossal beast hung in the sky, while monsters roamed th 2.3kReads—Score195Shelves

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    There are a lot of jokes in it.

17. 817 仙 Cultivators of Immortality and Demons 仙魔同修 Wanderer流浪Eastern Fantasy12.8M WordsOngoing The sea of clouds stretches into the distance, and the heavens are boundless. Who among the multitude of living beings does not yearn for them? The Heavenly Way is elusive, beyond anyone’s sight. Amid the endless mortal world, who does not long for eternal life? The grudges of a pair of lovers spanning three lives and seven lifetimes, and the age-old feud between the righteous path and the demonic sect. With one man and one ancient sword, how will he face the entire world...? 10.9kReads8.5Score1kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious, you'll laugh until you cry.

18. 818 开 Exiled from the Start, I Become the Beloved Darling of Evil Valley 开局流放，我在恶人谷当团宠 Yin Man茵漫Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Strong heroine, pairing with Bai Yu] She was a test subject at a secret underground research facility in the twenty-first century, designation Zero. She could retrieve objects from thin air and had no empathy. One day, she was reborn and transmigrated to an ancient farming household. A natural disaster struck right after she was born, and her whole family was exiled when she was barely a month old. Everyone around her said she was a harbinger of disaster. Grandma Su let out a cold laugh, hoist 18.8kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves
19. 819 道 Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友，你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊？ He An Is Simple贺安很简单Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity! 81.4kReads9.3Score7.3kShelves
20. 820 玄 Fantasy World: A Heavenly Secrets Pavilion from the Start 玄幻：开局一座天机阁 Kung Fu Salted Fish功夫咸鱼Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Ye Xu transmigrates into a fantasy world and awakens the Heavenly Secrets System, obtaining a Heavenly Secrets Pavilion from the start. He can see the future and understand the past, judge yin and yang, and discern the Five Elements. Beneath the Heavenly Dao, the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion can calculate everything in the world. The Great Emperor Ziwei: “I swept across the universe and stood undefeated, yet I rank eleventh on the Great Emperor List?” The Dao King: “The story about me murdering my 4.7kReads8.5Score579Shelves

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    The two spoke in a language that was obscure and difficult to understand. To Ye Xu, it was just a jumble of incoherent chatter; he couldn't understand a single word. "System, translate for me, what are they saying?" [Uncultured.] "..." Ye Xu was exasperated, his teeth itching with anger. "Once I take control of the Heavenly Mystery Pavilion, I'll definitely teach you a lesson." This thought grew stronger and stronger.

21. 821 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    Southerners who don't play with frames lose three-tenths of their joy! The first book was a bit funny, but don't read the third one—the content completely contradicts the title, it cracked me up!

22. 822 网 Online Game: I Have a Super-God-Tier Talent 网游：我有超神级天赋 Rousing Ape撼动猩Sports4.6M WordsCompleted [Updated through the fusion of Ragnarok and reality] [Traditional VRMMO + Transcendent Talent + Ruthless Protagonist + Plot-Driven + No Female Lead] Reborn before Ragnarok's servers launch, he has the chance to start over. Every regret from his past life will be made right. He never awakened a talent in his previous life, not even after ten years. Now, armed with memories of that life, he obtains a God-Tier Talent Awakening Stone and unlocks a Transcendent Talent! Every normal attack permanently 175.2kReads8.9Score17.7kShelves

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    This game will satisfy your wildest imagination! It features a mind-bending online game with numerical cultivation and leveling systems, a clash of Eastern and Western mythology, a cosmic struggle between intergalactic civilizations, non-stop laughs, a dramatic plot, and exciting battles between various factions.

23. 823 我 I Think There Might Be Something Wrong with My Brain 我脑子好像有点问题 i Stories and Heri故事和她Mystery386k WordsOngoing [Urban Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted] + [Wicked Humor] + [System] + [School Life] (This book is all about relaxing and enjoying yourself. Feel free to set your brain aside and enjoy the read.) Chen Cheng gets stabbed more than a dozen times! At first, he thinks it was just an accident. But after he encounters one bizarre incident after another, he begins to suspect there's something in his home that shouldn't be there... From then on, his life grows increasingly mysterious... It all began the n 37Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Haha, here it is, what a hilarious post!

24. 824 她 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 Mountain Traces山踪49k WordsCompleted She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 825 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏：从送外卖开始无敌 Big Jujube Tree大枣树Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver 6.9kReads9.0Score788Shelves
26. 826 快 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 4.6kReads9.3Score448Shelves

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    😱Family members, does anyone understand?! The system is crying in the bathroom. It wanted to bind with a well-behaved female host, but instead got a "heartless" woman wielding a hundred-meter-long sword! The system trembled and said, "Host, these are innocent bystanders, don't lay a hand on them!" But she just swung the sword and charged: "My sword is unleashed today, no one can touch it!" 😂 The male lead tearfully begged for reconciliation, but she didn't even lift an eyelid: "Reconcile? First, settle the breakup fee, late fees aside." The system covered its face and sighed: This host, I can't handle her, I simply can't handle her! 🤣

27. 827 小 Uncle, Don’t Run Away 小叔别逃 Mountain Traces山踪15k WordsCompleted Uncle, Don’t Run 7Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 828 重 Reborn, My Childhood Rival Sneaks Over the Wall Night After Night 重生后，死对头竹马夜夜翻墙 Ning Zhizhi宁芝芝Ancient Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [Reborn + Mechanism-Based Mysteries + Childhood Friends + Bickering Couple + Two Strong Leads + Slow-Burn Romance] In her previous life, Lu Mingtang was blind to the truth and foolish in matters of the heart! For the scoundrel Prince Duan, she willingly became a weapon that killed others. Her whole family died, and she herself met her end with a cup of poisoned wine. Before she died, her sworn enemy Pei Zhaoye, whom she had publicly rejected after he proposed, died covered in blood outside the 25Reads—Score103Shelves

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    The contrast between "I'd rather die than like you" and "My actions tell me a hundred times more truthfully" was so striking that I couldn't help but smile the whole time.

29. 829 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 43.6kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves

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    Funny [smirk]

30. 830 起 Getting to the Bottom of Mind-Reading 起底观心术 Bao Erri鲍尔日Urban1.5M WordsCompleted When I was five, a fortune-teller said I’d be able to read people’s minds when I grew up. My parents thought I was a genius and spent the whole family’s savings to send me to school. But I failed the college entrance exam and became a fried-noodle vendor. That vendor later became a “Walking Encyclopedia,” all thanks to the saying, “In books, there are houses of gold.” You are not just who you are. You can become a different kind of dazzling light. Read a comment on the first page, and you’ll get 225.7kReads9.6Score64.5kShelves
31. 831 五 Five Million to Buy Out a Tycoon Family: I'm the Queen of the Walled City 五百万买断豪门，姐在城寨当女王 Mountain Traces山踪19k WordsCompleted Five Million to Buy Out the Rich Family, I'm Queen of the Walled City 5Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 832 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 47.6kReads9.1Score3kShelves
33. 833 大 Great Tang: I Really Don't Want to Be Emperor! 大唐：我真不想当皇上啊！ The Elegance of Tang and Song唐宋风流Historical2.8M WordsCompleted Transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, I become Li Shimin’s illegitimate son and marry Wu Meiniang from the start. I fight across the empire, sweep all before me, and build an eternal legacy of supremacy! 366Reads6.8Score—Shelves
34. 834 荷 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Mountain Traces山踪9k WordsCompleted Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 835 遇 When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆！谁能比我更逍遥 Five Bucks a Day一天赚五块Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe 25.7kReads8.7Score2.7kShelves

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    The protagonist wields the "Human Emperor's Sail," making him ruthless in killing; it's a very satisfying and invincible novel.

36. 836 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21.6kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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    The first book: What to do if you get hit by a car and transmigrate? Don't panic, call the system first. Today's awakening: Strengthening the body, pig legs! This is great! I can deliver takeout up to 20 floors in one breath without getting out of breath. Exams are coming up, don't panic! Awakening: Photographic memory, let's stay up all night and get first place. Early episodes are slice-of-life, later episodes get more action-packed. The second book uses a recent hot topic: Causality Weapon. On the day of awakening, the protagonist's weapon is the Pi Sword. The more numbers you memorize, the more pi you have. As long as you don't memorize as many as I do, you can't break my pi. Although it's not sharp, it's hard enough. It can catch blades bare-handed, whether human or beast, as long as I draw my sword, they will kneel down. The main character of this book is a pig who doesn't deal much damage but is annoying to opponents. He transmigrated to another world for ten years and was about to die. At this critical moment, the system awakened. Before dying, the protagonist seemed to hear the system say "Together" (the system plays mahjong). To make up for it, the protagonist was sent back to ten years ago to start over (for this, the system is in debt and can only pay it off by exploiting the protagonist).

37. 837 大 Great Qin: Stop Rebelling! Your Dad Is the First Emperor 大秦：别造反了，你爹我是秦始皇 Ming Yu明喻Historical440k WordsCompleted [A lighthearted historical power fantasy. History buffs, beware!] Zhao Feiyang brought a sign-in System back to the Qin Dynasty and quietly laid low for a few years. Unexpectedly, Qin Shi Huang's death was now just a year away! Summoning his courage, Zhao Feiyang egged on his adoptive father to rebel. He farmed, stockpiled grain, smelted iron, refined salt, built up the army, and trained the troops... But as he went along, something started to feel off. Why was the First Emperor arresting all th 2.9kReads8.0Score225Shelves
38. 838 东 You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur? 东风导弹车都开，你管这叫代驾？ Who Cooks the Fish谁煮鱼Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Yun Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he is taking part in a reality show called The Chosen Wage Slave. He is randomly assigned the job of a designated driver. Female driver: “Hey, do you believe in love?” Yun Xiao: “I’m your designated driver. It’s your car, so throw up wherever you like.” Female driver: “Hey, why aren’t you married at your age?” Yun Xiao: “I can’t afford the bride price!” “How much is the bride price?” “Twenty thousand!” “That’s not much!” “Exactly! It used 543Reads9.0Score173Shelves
39. 839 将 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 Mountain Traces山踪Historical21k WordsCompleted The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 7Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 840 搜EN Extraction Shooters Are Huge! But It's Warhammer 40K! 搜打撤很火！但是在战锤40k！ Ah, Life啊，生活Anime Fanfiction2.7M WordsOngoing (Warhammer 40K, loot-and-extract, grabbing rare loot, knife-running rat, sniper rat, hoarding rat.) After the Imperial Planetary Defence Force and the rebels clash, the battlefield is strewn with abandoned gear. Li Qinwu, who has a loot-and-extract System, begins his scavenging business. A dead soldier’s Lasgun? I’ll take it. It fires Level 3 rounds. Carapace Armour? I’ll take it! That’s Level 4 gear. A dead commissar’s Bolt Pistol, wow! It fires Level 5 rounds! A destroyed Leman Russ Tank, and 130.7kReads9.3Score10.5kShelves
41. 841 人 In the Primordial World, I Got the Busybody System from the Start 人在洪荒，开局获得事精系统 Xiao Bailan小白阑Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Tongtian Jiaozhu: “My disciple is amazing at stirring up trouble!” Yuanshi Tianzun: “Tell Qin Yuan to stop traveling! If he keeps this up, he’ll ruin the reputation of our Chan Sect!” Dragon Clan elder: “We were minding our own business. How did everything change so suddenly?” Qin Yuan: “It’s a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. I was just trying to level up. I never thought I’d cause all this trouble.” 5.6kReads8.3Score393Shelves
42. 842 具 A Trash Materialization-Type? I Materialize a Gundam Instead 具化系垃圾？我反手具化一台高达 Summon the Jade Emperor召唤玉帝Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Reborn] + [System] + [Superpowers] The protagonist is dumped by a System into a parallel world overrun with Superpowers and strange beasts. But the System shows up ten years late, only appearing at the moment the protagonist nearly kicks the bucket. To make up for it, it gives him a chance to be Reborn. Wang Qian: "This time, I'll make my enemies pay..." "Come on, quit whining. How about I give you an SSS-rank talent?" "Still not happy? How about some external skeletal armor!" "Not satisfied ye 4.6kReads8.8Score523Shelves
43. 843 我 I Healed the Demon Lord's Eyes, and He Said He Was Too Ashamed to Live 我治好魔尊的眼睛，他说没脸活了 You Jiu犹酒Ancient Romance411k WordsCompleted A comic adaptation is now available on Hongguo. A bolt of lightning sends Ruan Shengsheng into a novel, where she’s promptly mistaken for a spy and brought before the Demon Lord. They say Demon Lord Jing Si’s eyes were gouged out by someone, leaving him hot-tempered and unpredictable. Ruan Shengsheng: “Hi~” Jing Si smiles bloodthirstily. “Who sent you? Tell the truth.” Ruan Shengsheng smiles falsely. “Why, I came on my own, of course.” “I don 7.4kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

    Reader note

    What if Sheng Sheng doesn't like naked animals? Jing Si clenched his fists and said somewhat awkwardly, "Prepare a fox fur cloak for me."

44. 844 墙 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 845 打 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 Potatoes Stewed with Chili Peppers土豆炖辣椒Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1kShelves

    Reader note

    Absolutely hilarious, 500,000 words, can be cut.

46. 846 血 The True Vampire Son-in-Law 血族真婿 Mountain Traces山踪23k WordsCompleted The Blood Clan's True Son-in-Law 8Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 847 中 I Have Chuunibyou: Every Fantasy Came True 中二病的我：一切幻想都成真了 Wukong Who Knows How to Eat会吃饭的悟空Urban450k WordsCompleted [Behind-the-Scenes Protagonist + Infinite-Flow + Comedy + Plot-Focused + Chuunibyou + Lighthearted + No System] My name is Lu Jing. For certain reasons, I can’t take off the eyepatch covering my left eye. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be able to handle my golden eyes. Shatter, reality! Crumble, mind! Cast this world into exile!!! Portals appear, and monsters return. Lu Jing has a severe case of chuunibyou, but he’s just an ordinary person who can’t awaken. As he grows older, Lu Jing graduall 9kReads8.8Score959Shelves

    Reader note

    [Eating melon][Making a face][Licking the screen] My name is Lu Jing. For some reason, the eyepatch on my left eye can't be removed. Otherwise, you won't be able to withstand my golden eyes. Shatter reality, break spirit, banish this world!!! The portal descends, monsters revive. Lu Jing, who has severe chuunibyou (middle school syndrome), is an ordinary person who cannot awaken. As he grows older, Lu Jing gradually matures. He realizes that he is just a useless person who cannot awaken, so he prepares to start his normal life again in an unfamiliar school. "…" Who knew that the first ceremony after entering school. A huge crack spans the sky, and countless monsters emerge. At this moment, the teachers and students are all running away. The voice in Lu Jing's mind rings out. "Chuunibyou soul, burn! Since we are going to die anyway, let me complete the most magnificent scene of my life before I die!" "Oioi, do you want to steal the limelight by yourself?" Lu Jing stands in front of everyone. "A hero cannot desert in the face of battle!" After reciting the line, Lu Jing, who was preparing to die without regrets, suddenly realized that everything he had imagined had come true. "... When those past fantasies come true, when the young man takes up the scepter symbolizing power, Lu Jing smiles slightly, "Everyone, let's welcome the new world!" [Admiration][Heart][Please follow]

48. 848 西 Journey to the West: I Was an Ant on the Sidelines When They Pinned Down the Monkey 西游：压猴的时候我在旁边当蚂蚁 Newly Flipped Salty Fish新翻咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Yifan transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He happens to see Sun Wukong being crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain. But he’s just an ant now! It’s not as if he can chew through Five Elements Mountain! And on top of that, he has to worry about being crushed under someone’s foot at any moment. Other people have Systems, and he has a golden finger too. Gazing at the golden finger shining in his mind, he can’t help thinking this thing looks completely unreliable! The Three Realms 6.1kReads8.5Score460Shelves

    Reader note

    It's hilarious, you can try it.

49. 849 金 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.4kReads8.3Score426Shelves

    Reader note

    The first page made me laugh.

50. 850 她 After She Died, the Entire Wealthy Family Knelt and Begged for Mercy 她死后，全豪门跪地求饶 Mountain Traces山踪11k WordsCompleted After She Died, the Entire Powerful Family Knelt and Begged for Mercy —Reads—Score—Shelves

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