Says “Believe in Science” One Second, Flies on a Sword the Next 上一秒说要相信科学下一秒御剑飞行

1. 1 别 Stop Pretending, Daoist. You’re Cultivating Immortality 别装了，道长你就是在修仙 A Fool's Dream1愚人说梦1Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Lin Han transmigrated into the body of a Taoist priest. From the start, all he had was a rundown temple, until he obtained a live-streaming System for spreading Taoism. Revitalize Taoism and help more people appreciate its wonders to earn all kinds of rewards. He keeps a panda as a pet, tigers act as docile as kittens in his presence, and he sends an eight-hundred-jin wild boar flying with a single palm strike! With a casual wave of his hand, he summons thunder and lightning. Netizens exclai 20.5kReads8.8Score2kShelves

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   One second they were saying to believe in science, the next they were flying on a sword [laughing and crying emoji]. At first they were trying to explain, but then they just laid their cards on the table.

2. 2 参 I Entered a Talent Show, Prayed for Rain, and Took the Internet by Storm 参加选秀，做法求雨火遍全网 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + comedy + secret identities + satisfying revenge + everyone’s favorite] A renowned mysticism master is tricked into joining a variety show, with meals and accommodation provided and a paycheck to boot. She says money doesn’t matter. She just wants to join the show and spread her fine virtues. While the other contestants sing, dance, and rap, her rendition of The Supreme Scripture for Deliverance nearly sends the whole audience to the next world. “What, you want to see something more 8.3kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves

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   One second you're convinced of science, the next you're brutally slapped in the face by metaphysics. The female protagonist, Lan Shuiyou, is a highly skilled female Taoist priest. While searching for her family, she's penniless and tricked into participating in a talent show that offers free room and board and even payment. While others showcase their talents with singing, dancing, and rapping, she immediately launches into a tirade of the *Taishang Jiuku Jing* (a Buddhist scripture), nearly "saving" the entire audience. When asked to "show off an alternative talent," she looks at the clear blue sky and declares she'll perform a "rain-seeking" act. The next second, a region that's been drought-stricken for half a month is suddenly drenched in torrential rain, instantly going viral online.

3. 3 修 The Immortal Cultivator’s Fate Comes with a Job Assignment 修仙大佬命中带编 Ah Mao Duoduo啊猫朵朵Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Gongsun Yun, the cultivation world's number-one alchemist, fell into a bottomless abyss over a Phoenix Fruit. When she woke, she had become a C-list star who had taken her own life after being hounded online. Gongsun Yun: ???? A celebrity? No thanks! It's exhausting and unstable. Go back to being an alchemist? Why are there no spirit herbs in this world? Where's the medicine pavilion? So Gongsun Yun searched the streets for a stable, well-paid job that would let her keep taking it easy. Then one 8.1kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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   Both of these books are so good! One second you're saying you believe in science, the next you're flying on a sword. They're really amazing! And the female lead in the first one even works at the tax bureau—since she's got a government job, not believing in science is just superstition, hahaha! [Laughing emoji][laughing emoji]

4. 4 我 I'm Already the Fake Heiress. Why Should I Put Up With You? 我都成假千金了，还能惯着你？ Gold in My Pocket兜里有金金Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No CP Period-Era Story! Transmigration into a Book! Cultivation Reversal! The heroine is super strong and beautiful, a smart, feel-good story! Get revenge on the spot! No deadweight teammates!] The Wen family's stupid, ugly fake heiress seems to have gone crazy! After the Wen family kicked her back to the Tang family, she started studying every day. She used to come in last every year at Experimental High School, but now she's made the top ten at an ordinary middle school! Everyone was shocked! 717Reads8.1Score102Shelves
5. 5 直 Fortune-Telling Livestream: Master, Is Your Mouth a Controlled Weapon? 直播算命，道长你嘴是管制刀具吧 Ji Lun Quan 9季伦劝9Urban2.1M WordsOngoing [Meme humor + feel-good power fantasy + lighthearted comedy + fortune-telling livestream] (The rating just came in, so it may be inaccurate. It should rise later. Don't worry, it's safe to read.) Lin Yang transmigrates to a world where nobody believes in Taoism, only to find himself turned into a Taoist priest. Once he earns enough faith, he can receive all kinds of System rewards, and livestreaming is also a quick way to gain followers. So he starts a livestream, but the content gets increasing 147.4kReads8.3Score11.1kShelves

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   It perfectly meets your requirements 😁

6. 6 我 I'm a Taoist Priest. What's Wrong with Knowing a Few Spells? 我一个道士，会点法术怎么了 Hero Wu吴大侠Urban2.8M WordsOngoing Anti-cultural export + cultivation + livestreaming + Daoist priest + System + spreading the Dao in America + no couples + no female lead + no spiritual qi revival + scheming protagonist Also known as: Spreading the Dao in America, Shocking the Eagles Every Day Chen Xian, Daoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial world as the well-mannered young Daoist, the Cultivator's Version of Homelander, and the Enlightened Master Who Follows His Every Whim. His motto: “This Daoist does whatever he wants! 57.4kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves

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   These four books are worth checking out: 1. *So What If I'm a Taoist Priest and Know a Little Magic?* 2. *After Transmigrating, I Teach Cultivation in a Kindergarten* 3. *Hand-Made Purple Heaven Divine Thunder, and You're Telling Me to Believe in Science?* 4. *He's Already Transcended Tribulation, and You're Making Us Believe in Science?*

7. 7 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Taught Immortal Cultivation at Kindergarten 穿越后，我在幼儿园里教修仙 Half-Year Note半岁音Urban1.0M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the modern world, Tang Yifeng discovers that he’s bound to a “Super Cultivation System,” but the System tells him to open a kindergarten?! The little ones can effortlessly handle advanced mathematics, calculus, and classical Chinese poetry, and they also take plenty of extracurricular classes. Parent: “Sweetie, what special classes does your kindergarten offer?” Child: “We’re learning to cultivate immortality!” When word gets out, everyone rushes to apply. “Principal, do 16.8kReads8.6Score2kShelves
8. 8 刚 I Had Just Mastered the Purple Sky Divine Thunder When a Hundred Ghosts Appeared at Night 刚修成紫霄神雷，就遇到百鬼夜行 Fu Ling芙铃Urban2.5M WordsOngoing “Young man, you’re a cultivation genius the likes of which appears once in a thousand years. Come with me, and I’ll give you an incredible opportunity.” When Gu Changsheng met a charlatan in the park, he planned to play along and expose him. But as soon as the Daoist reached the mountain, he started flying on a sword. Uh-oh. Looks like this one’s the real deal. Gu Changsheng was filled with anticipation, imagining himself living the life of an immortal in white robes. Instead, on his very f 18.8kReads8.3Score1.3kShelves
9. 9 开 Waiting to Die from the Start? I Trick My Sick Friend into Applying to a Cultivation University 开局等死？忽悠病友报考修仙大学 A Young Man Like a Blade少年如刀Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Also known as: Is It Really So Strange for a Principal to Beat Up Demons and Monsters from Every Realm? Yu Nian transmigrates and fools his fellow patients into applying to his cultivation university. Laughs all the way, cultivates all the way! “He's chasing a plane on a flying sword, and you expect us to believe in science?” “Breaking news! A ten-year-old kid speedruns Fengmen Village, and ghosts flee in every direction!” “Is Yu Nian going through a tribulation? He randomly struck a few lucky v 3.6kReads8.6Score375Shelves
10. 10 掐 I Read Your Fortune: No, That's Your Sister! 掐指一算：不可，那是你姐！ White Dragon i Zhenren白龙i真人Mystery4.1M WordsCompleted [Fast-paced mini-arcs + comedy + insanely satisfying revenge + a touch of horror + fiercely protective] Chen Xuan transmigrated from Earth to the world of Blue Star. From the start, he inherited a dilapidated Taoist temple and awakened a System. Complete three tasks a day, and you can randomly draw Taoist power, cultivation techniques, cultivation levels, and magical treasures? He immediately started livestreaming, showing off his mystic arts and gaining fans. “Master, help! During the day, if I 19.5kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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    There's a scene here that's exactly the same as the one in the post. During a live stream of flying on a sword, someone claimed it was just a green screen and special effects, only to realize they were actually streaming [eating popcorn emoji].

11. 11 直 Livestream: I'm Really Not a Taoist Master 直播：我真不是道门大佬 Little Panda小熊猫Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Qin Hao was a Daoist priest in his previous life. After transmigrating, he discovered that he was a Daoist priest in this life too. From the start, he had a dilapidated temple, and had to rely on the mountains for everything! This was a parallel world where the Daoist faith had become little more than a legend and had nearly disappeared. But Qin Hao unexpectedly obtained the Daoist Venerable System, giving him the chance to revive the Daoist faith and restore its former glory! “Ding! Congratulat 7.9kReads8.3Score796Shelves

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    Both of these are cultivation-themed live-streaming novels. [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

12. 12 开 Hounded by Debt from the Start? I Bind Myself to a Live-Streaming Cultivation System 开局被追债？我绑定直播修仙系统 I'm Raising the Chick Myself小鸡我自己养了Urban135k WordsOngoing After his parents lost everything in the stock market and jumped to their deaths, Ruan Zhuo, a college freshman, became an orphan from the start. He had to care for his high-school-aged younger sister while shouldering a massive online loan his father had taken out using his identity card. When violent debt collectors showed up at his door, the Live-Stream Cultivation System awakened in his moment of desperation! All he had to do was start a livestream and promote cultivation culture to modern v 19Reads—Score931Shelves

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    This is an urban livestream cultivation novel. The protagonist starts off with his family in trouble, burdened with debt, and still having to protect his sister. Debt collectors are constantly knocking on his door. He awakens a system in this desperate situation, gaining cultivation points by livestreaming. He exchanges his popularity with viewers for cultivation techniques, elixirs, and money. It's not a mindless, crushing victory story; the early days are tough. Viewers initially think it's scripted, but it gets increasingly addictive as the story progresses.

13. 13 开 On the First Day of School, I Descend from the Sky on a Crane 开学报道当天，我乘仙鹤从天而降 The Dancing Backpack会跳舞的背包Urban504k WordsCompleted [Modern City + Livestreaming + Entertainment Industry + Immortal Arts + Magical Pets + Comedy] You've seen people arrive at school in luxury cars, and you've seen people arrive by helicopter. But have you ever seen anyone make their first-day arrival by riding a crane down from the sky? Lin Yu binds himself to the Taoist Temple Development System and rides a crane through the sky on his first day of school, shocking the entire internet. On the first day of military training, the instructor asks 1.9kReads7.7Score261Shelves
14. 14 直 Livestreaming a Rain Prayer, I Had the Meteorological Bureau Begging Me to Stop 直播求雨，气象局求我收了神通 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban387k WordsOngoing After transmigrating, Qin Tian becomes the current Celestial Master of the Shenxiao Sect and unexpectedly obtains the Daoist Revival System. As long as he boosts the prestige of Daoism, he can earn all kinds of rewards. Just then, a drought strikes northern Longguo, with not a drop of rain falling for months. To raise Daoism's prestige, Qin Tian sets up a ritual altar in a livestream and prays for rain. As soon as the stream begins, viewers curse him out, calling him a fraud who is exploiting a 6.3kReads8.3Score334Shelves
15. 15 签 Ten Thousand Years of Sign-In: From the Start, My Younger Sister Exposed Me on Livestream 签到万年：开局就被妹妹直播曝光 Eating Egg Tarts吃蛋挞Urban2.1M WordsCompleted At eighteen, Ye Qiu spent ten thousand years in another world, taking tens of thousands of disciples. When he woke again, he had finally returned to the world he had left ten thousand years earlier. His streamer sister: “Brother, the viewers in my livestream are asking what that little pill you gave me was.” Livestream viewers: “I love listening to your brother brag. He's lived for ten thousand years and can make pills? I'm obsessed.” From then on, Ye Xiyao's livestream had a crowd of viewers wa 8.7kReads8.8Score1kShelves

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    This is amazing! One second I believe in science, that there's no such thing as cultivation. The next second I'm pulling out an alchemy furnace and starting to refine pills. The protagonist: It's all special effects. The livestream viewers: Are you kidding me?

16. 16 长 Changhong Funeral Services, One-Stop from Start to Finish 长虹殡葬一条龙 The Unrivaled Killer不可一世的杀手Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha 14.9kReads8.6Score1.5kShelves

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    Can you believe it? A funeral home owner is livestreaming, and anyone who follows him will die. It's causing widespread panic online, with everyone afraid the streamer will follow them. If you're interested, you can check it out; it's pretty good.

17. 17 半 I Play Rock-Paper-Scissors with the Mirror at Midnight, and I Won't Sleep Until I Win 半夜和镜子猜拳，我赢一把就睡 Mr. Krabs Loves to Eat蟹老板爱吃饭Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted The entire Xie family had a rather spooky air about them. His great-great-grandfather was a mountain wanderer, and his great-great-grandmother sewed up corpses. His great-grandfather was a Maoshan Taoist, and his great-grandmother was a spirit medium from Fengtian. His grandfather made paper offerings, his grandmother prepared bodies for burial, his father drove corpses, and his mother raised poison insects. Some of his ancestors even liked to dig themselves out of their graves… As a result, X 5.8kReads9.0Score578Shelves
18. 18 让EN I Said Explain the Occult, Not Catch Ghosts on Livestream! 让你科普玄学，没让你直播捉鬼！ Crane Lantern鹤灯Two Male Leads644k WordsCompleted [Dual male leads, not a male-oriented novel. Take note!] To revive the Taoist temple his master had left behind, Qi Gu entered show business and worked hard to promote himself. But his manager turned on him, smearing him from head to toe. After quitting show business, Qi Gu felt that the harder he tried, the more unlucky he got, so he decided to lie flat and give up. By chance, he was invited by a client to take part in a paranormal reality show. On the show, he stopped trying to promote him 19.5kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves

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    The bag is so beautiful, I highly recommend the first one.

19. 19 玄 The Occult Master Is Reborn and Falls in Love With Her Grandmaster 玄学大佬重生后，和祖师恋爱了 Clouds Paint the Bright Moon云画月皎Two Male Leads506k WordsCompleted Metaphysics expert Xie Fei is reborn at the filming location of a variety show, only to discover that this show is anything but ordinary. The crew visits a castle haunted by a woman in red, a village that devours orthodox gods, and a tomb connected to the underworld... The guests include a serial killer, someone who turns children into ghost minions to gain good fortune, and demons who see Tang Monk’s flesh as a nourishing delicacy... Oh, and there’s also a major movie star who shares the exa 8.5kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
20. 20 沙 The Goofy Fortune-Telling Celestial Master Is Terrifyingly Strong 沙雕算命天师，她强得可怕 Lan Qianqian蓝千千Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Wacky Power Fantasy + Imaginative, Beloved by All + Metaphysical Master + Unhinged + Unexpected Contrast] Jiang Cha fails to ascend and is struck by a heavenly bolt of lightning, sending her back to her original world. Here, she is the villainous fake heiress in a novel: the real heiress steals her fortune, and Jiang Cha is expected to take the fall for the real heiress's deadly tribulation. The Jiang family announces her death. The very next moment, Jiang Cha kicks open the coffin li 5.2kReads8.8Score828Shelves
21. 21 满EN Reborn at Max Level: An Obscure Celebrity Becomes a Top Star Through a Horror Variety Show 满级重生：糊咖靠恐怖综艺成顶流 The Mountain Speaks Not, Twelve山不语十二Two Male Leads744k WordsCompleted [Showbiz livestream + lighthearted supernatural thrills + sweet romance] [Two male leads: the bottom is strong and crazy, the top is a clingy, scheming sweetheart] Jiang Nuo is hated across the internet. He has the looks to match his acting skills, and his only fans are antis. The one thing no one can find fault with is his face, so stunning it seems like Nuwa showed off when she made it. After dying, he was thrown into an infinite world of deadly challenges. He endured countless trials, reached 7.9kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves
22. 22 空 Dropped Into the Trending Topics! I Became a Top-Tier Star by Catching Ghosts on Livestream 空降热搜！全网黑靠直播抓鬼成了顶流 Fu Chuan浮川Two Male Leads578k WordsCompleted [Entertainment Industry + Livestreaming + Lighthearted Supernatural Comedy + Sweet Romance] Chao Ci, the most hated celebrity in the entertainment industry, has actually joined a hit variety show? And she gets to interact with Yu Chen, the movie star the whole internet calls its husband? At first, the haters said: “With Chao Ci on the show, it’s guaranteed to flop. Don’t bother watching.” Netizens said: “Chao Ci is so annoying. Fine, I’ll stick around for Movie Emperor Yu.” Fans said: “Get l 4kReads9.3Score675Shelves
23. 23 让 I Asked You to Pose as a Taoist Priest, So Why Are You Wearing a Celestial Master's Robe? 让你假扮道士，你怎么披上天师服 Fish Above the Clouds云上鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Hardcore] [Popular Science] [Urban] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Ye Guan cosplayed a mad Daoist priest at an anime convention. His costume was so convincing that people mistook him for a real Daoist and invited him to their company to perform a ritual. Just then, he awakened the True or Fake Celestial Master System. The company wanted a lucky start to business? He invited the Three Gods of Wealth right through the door. But when a video of the ritual was posted online, netizens lau 31.4kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves
24. 24 盗 Tomb Raiding: My Flying Sword Slays Blood Zombies, and You Still Say I’m No Immortal? 盗墓：飞剑斩血尸，还说不是仙人 May Your Breeze Travel Far何君清风远Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Xu Yan accidentally transmigrates into a tomb-raiding world and gains a System that makes him stronger every time he kills an enemy. From then on... Tianzhen: Xu Yan, can you help me break open the Bronze Gate and rescue Xiaoge? Fatty: If I stick with Brother Yan, sooner or later I'll make our tomb-raiding business big and strong, and take it to the top! Pan Zi: We're tomb raiders, while Xu Yan cultivates immortality. Comparing ourselves to him is enough to make a man die of frustration! But! Al 9kReads7.0Score575Shelves

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    One second they believe in science, the next they've annihilated a thousand-year-old blood corpse into dust.

25. 25 举 Report! There's a Magician Here Casting Spells 举报！这有个魔术师在施展魔法 A Little Rascal一条小坏蛋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + urban life + System + tycoon + pets + supernatural powers] From the start, magician Bai Ye awakens a System and gains mysterious magic such as fire, ice, and spatial powers. From then on, he livestreams magical performances in public under the guise of magic tricks. Grilling oysters with his bare hands, summoning a meteor shower of fire, making “iced” cola, making a person vanish... The whole internet is stunned: “Streamer! You call this a magic trick? This is obviously real mag 8.3kReads9.2Score837Shelves

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    One second they're saying water freezes into ice and they can fly through the air, the next they're saying we should trust science. I'm speechless. [Awkward laugh]

26. 26 掐 One Quick Calculation, and the Metaphysics Expert Says You're Doomed 掐指一算，玄学真千金说你要完蛋 Xiao yasmola小yasmolaModern Romance568k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics, Celestial Master, real and fake heiresses, family favorite, showbiz, fortune-telling] The long-lost daughter of the Wen family has found her way home! Rumor has it the real heiress came last in every school exam and goes around swindling people, promoting feudal superstition. Everyone is waiting to see the real heiress make a fool of herself. But after waiting and waiting, they discover that not only has the real heiress gotten into a prestigious university, she's also become a 8.3kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves

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    The Wen family's long-lost daughter has found her way back! Rumors circulated that the real heiress consistently ranked last in her school exams and even engaged in fraudulent activities, promoting feudal superstition. Everyone was waiting to see her fail. But instead, she not only got into a prestigious university but also became a viral sensation online, with powerful figures and official media vying to curry favor. The Wen family doted on her immensely! After Wen Li's sudden rise to fame, a reporter interviewed her: "Someone saw you catching ghosts during the Ghost Festival, is that true?" Wen Li replied, "Please believe in science!" The next second, she jumped from the twentieth floor to catch a ghost! Millions of viewers in the live stream exclaimed: "What happened to believing in science?!" Meanwhile, a business tycoon declared: "My wife is young and frail, don't bully her." The onlookers, watching the criminals being beaten bloody on TV, were horrified: "1v15, who's the weaker one?!"

27. 27 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Returned to the Modern World and Made a Killing Livestreaming 飞升失败后，回现代直播赢麻了 Sugar-Puller Jun拔糖君Modern Romance738k WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead, Silly and Satisfying Story] [No I Ching or physiognomy, just wild guesses] Sang Luo was sent to the cultivation world by a car accident. After struggling to become the founding ancestor of her entire sect, she was struck back to the modern world by the Heavenly Dao just as she was about to ascend. Her life-bound treasured sword was blasted away, her sea of consciousness was sealed, and her cultivation regressed by tens of thousands of years. Sang Luo declared: When you're b 2.5kReads9.3Score330Shelves

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    This woman can fly with anything, works for the government, and still manages to ruin everyone's life; she's practically a goddess.

28. 28 道 At the Taoist Temple: I Got Livestreamed Teaching Animals the Way 道观：给动物讲道的我被直播了 Coffee with Liquor咖啡加酒Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Three years ago, just after graduating from college, Cheng Fan was dragged home by his parents to inherit the family’s dilapidated Taoist temple. The moment he inherited the temple, he activated the strongest Taoist System. Over the next three years, Cheng Fan steadily built up the temple’s business. Alongside a toddler he had picked up two years earlier, he spent each day doing his regular lessons and cultivating. Then one day, a livestreamer showed up. After broadcasting Cheng Fan summoning cl 7.3kReads8.5Score470Shelves

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    The system includes: ① The abbot's live-streamed rainmaking ritual unlocks changes in the terrain within the abbot's area, leading to an interview with "Into Science," and a connection to the celestial realm. ② The abbot receives various rewards for accumulating good deeds. ③ The abbot claims to be no expert while simultaneously performing the actions of one.

29. 29 现 A Cultivator in Modern Society 现代社会的修仙道士 Heaven-Shaking Lion撼天狮子Urban1.0M WordsCompleted “Taoist priest, can you do magic?” “Magic? People believe in science these days, young man. You should believe in science.” With that, the Taoist in his robe leaps off a cliff and flies away on his sword, leaving the hiker who had camped in the wilderness staring in stunned disbelief. 14.5kReads8.5Score612Shelves
30. 30 颠 Turning the World Upside Down: Playing the Villain from the Start 颠覆全球：开局扮演反派大佬 Blazing Heavenly Inquiry炽生天问Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted Shen Yan transmigrates to a parallel world. As soon as he arrives, he falls into a strange dimension. Everyone who falls in here is slaughtered by alien creatures, dying in despair! Luckily, at this moment, Shen Yan obtains the Super Big Shot Role-Playing System. “Ding! Randomly drawing a big shot template. Big Shot Role-Playing Mode activated. The closer you are to the character, the more abilities you can unlock.” Make people believe the character is real, and you’ll earn Subversion Points. Th 22.2kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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    There was a scene where there was no romantic pairing.

31. 31 放 I Fly My Sword Home After School, Leaving the Campus Belle in White Stockings Stunned 放学御剑飞行，白丝校花惊呆了 Red Dress, Yeah红装呀Urban1.1M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: “The Age of Declining Dharma: I’m the Only Cultivator Left on Earth!”, “The Day I Checked In at University, I Descended from the Heavens on a Seven-Colored Cloud!”, “Exposed as an Immortal in My First Year of College, I Shocked Goddesses Around the World!”, and “The City’s Only Qi Refiner: I Lead the Entire Dragon Nation in Invading the Myriad Worlds!” On the eve of the college entrance exam, Cai Shaofan unexpectedly discovered that his girlfriend, the class belle he 3.9kReads8.0Score413Shelves

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    🎉First book. On the day I registered for university, I descended from the sky on auspicious clouds, becoming an immortal descending to earth, shocking goddesses worldwide! The only Qi cultivator in the city, I led the Dragon Kingdom to invade all the heavens and myriad realms! 🎉Second book. "He's chasing an airplane on a sword, and you expect us to believe in science?" Shocking! A 10-year-old child quickly cleared Fengmen Village, causing hundreds of ghosts to flee! "Is Yu Nian undergoing tribulation? He randomly struck down a few lucky audience members!"

32. 32 酒 The Wine-Sword Immortal: A Master of Both Poetry and Wine, Leaving the School Beauty in Ruins 酒剑仙：诗酒双绝，校花崩坏了 Vermilion Bird Blazing朱雀火火火Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible Hero + Decisive and Ruthless + Satisfying Read] In a world of high-level martial arts, ferocious beasts run rampant and demons roam freely. After reaching adulthood, everyone has a chance to awaken the spirit weapon within them. Sabers, swords, spears, axes, battle-axes, halberds… And thus begin their journeys on the path to becoming powerful martial artists. Ye Xuan transmigrates to this world and gains the Wine Sword Immortal System. He gets stronger by drinking wine. On the day of 11.1kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves
33. 33 全 The Whole School Condemned Me, and My Heavenly Master’s Sword Was Exposed 全校批评，我的天师剑被曝光了 Don't Walk, Run别走跑起来Urban183k WordsCompleted Just after transmigrating to this world undergoing a spiritual qi revival, Lu Chuan is criticized in front of all the incoming students. “You're the ones who asked me to turn the world upside down. Don't regret it!” Faced with the aggressive student council, Lu Chuan grips his Heavenly Master Sword. In an instant, the winds and clouds shift, and thunder booms. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 34 我 We Must Believe in Scientific Cultivation 我们要相信科学修仙 Smelting Expert冶炼专家Urban63k WordsOngoing The spiritual qi revival is not a gift from gods and demons. It is the starting point of yet another explosive leap in the evolution of the human species. Our bodies are, in themselves, the most complex miracles in the universe. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    To cultivate immortality scientifically, one must believe in science. If science cannot explain something, then one has not studied science well enough.

35. 35 高 I Failed the College Entrance Exam, So I Built an Immortal Cultivation University 高考落榜，我打造修仙大学 Invincible Ice-Cold Cola无敌冰可乐Urban606k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Invincible Hero + High-Octane Action + Academy] After failing the college entrance exam, Lu Xingye activates the Top University System and vows to build the strongest university in the world. This university doesn’t teach advanced mathematics, and there’s no need to take the College English Test Band 4. Its only majors are sword flight, spells, alchemy, artifact crafting, and the like. At first, no one believed the university existed. Only a few students who had failed the 3.3kReads8.2Score248Shelves
36. 36 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 44.2kReads9.3Score7.9kShelves

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    Ji He kept saying in the live stream that we should believe in science [awkward laugh], but the next second he started doing all sorts of fortune telling, grabbing talismans to catch ghosts. The end of science is metaphysics.

37. 37 我 I'm a Frail, True Heiress, So What's Wrong With Knowing a Little Mysticism? 我病弱真千金，会亿点玄学怎么了 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou 198.6kReads9.5Score35.2kShelves
38. 38 个 I Chose Corpse Driving as My Profession, and the Police Are Losing It 个人职业填赶尸，警察麻了 If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them打不过我加入Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted During summer break, Jiang Bai boldly ventured into the mountains of Xixiang and became a corpse walker. He rings the soul-summoning bell, strikes the ritual gong, and walks between the realms of yin and yang. Even ghosts and gods give way! As Jiang Bai leads corpse after corpse out of the mountains, a passing streamer happens to capture it on camera. The whole internet goes wild! "Holy crap, that's the first time I've seen someone offer a cigarette to a corpse. I'm impressed! Old Liu from Shang 10.7kReads7.6Score1.1kShelves

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    It has many chapters, is engaging, and has touching parts.

39. 39 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 362.7kReads9.5Score73.6kShelves

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    This story also emphasizes believing in science, but without the sword-flying female lead who is skilled in both magic and law. She has a lovely personality, discussing law with those who believe in law and metaphysics with those who believe in metaphysics—a truly refreshing character. The male lead is gentle, principled, and doesn't hold the female lead back. He can hear her thoughts and tells her what's on her mind, yet she doesn't distance herself from him; instead, she often lets him hear her inner monologues.

40. 40 直 Livestreaming Cultivation Manuals: A Basic Manual Cures Cancer 直播卖功法：一本凡级功法治癌症 Shijiang Spicy Chicken石江辣子鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The System said that in three years, the evil clans would invade Blue Star, and humanity would be powerless to resist. To make humanity stronger, Chu Yang had to guide people into the age of cultivation. He would start out as a small-time streamer and bring cultivation to everyone! Not enough time? Open the [Temporal Secret Realm], where time flows a hundred times faster, giving everyone plenty of time to cultivate! Not enough resources? Open the [Medicine Garden Secret Realm] and the [Ascension 26.9kReads8.9Score2.5kShelves

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    The first book is about right and best fits the requirements. The second book's protagonist teaches people how to cultivate immortality and trains human immortal emperors. The third book is actually quite good, but the author updates it intermittently, sometimes only one chapter a month, though it hasn't stopped updating altogether.

41. 41 我 I, the Kunlun Sword Immortal, Was Unexpectedly Exposed on the Variety Show 我，昆仑剑仙，意外被向往曝光了 Half the Martial World一半江湖Urban331k WordsCompleted Season Six of Back to the Field began with a spectacular premiere in the Kunlun Mountains, but accidentally revealed the reclusive Sword Immortal Zhuo Yun! Across endless ages, he had personally witnessed countless dynasties rise and fall, and left behind countless legends. At the very center of the underground mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, accidentally exposed by an earthquake, Zhuo Yun’s terracotta warrior statue was seated right beside the coffin of the First Emperor himself! The ruins of Atlan 733Reads7.5Score100Shelves

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    This is a good book. The protagonist has cultivated for thousands of years and his cultivation level is invincible! It also has the plot you mentioned.

42. 42 向 Back to Field: My 1,000 Years of Cultivation Are Exposed 向往：修仙千年的我被曝光了 Mr. Mi Ling米令先生Male-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted Season six of Back to Field premieres, filmed in a live-stream format. A mysterious old hero appears out of nowhere. He fought foreign devils, and even the most ordinary thing he owns is a national treasure. Chinese martial arts really do exist! A bowl of egg fried rice drives the whole world wild! He brings the entertainment industry to heel, and even turns the business world upside down. 433Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 43 我EN I'm a Type II Civilization with a Dimensionality Reduction Strike, Isn't That Perfectly Reasonable? 我一个二级文明有二向箔很合理吧 Chen Erlan陈二懒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted [Technology + Disaster + Interstellar + Tech Tree] In the year 2050 AD, the Sun is affected by an unknown force, and a helium flash is imminent! Is Earth on the brink of destruction? No matter. I’ll handle it! Is the Trisolaris system’s Proxima Centauri civilization about to invade? No matter. I’ll handle it! Are advanced civilizations locked in conflict across the dark universe? No matter. I’ll handle it! … Starting with controlled nuclear fusion, the protagonist, Lü Yongchang, ushers humanity 90.1kReads9.6Score7.9kShelves

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    This book is good, very strong, follows a technology-driven path, the protagonist himself is very powerful, and there's a lot of futuristic technology involved.

44. 44 让 You Asked Me to Explore the Wonders of Science, So Why Did I Walk Into a Haunted Lair? 让你走近科学，你走进诡窝？ Pumpkin Rice Porridge南瓜米粥Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Single heroine + livestreaming + supernatural exploration] Jiang Yuan is live-streaming an outdoor night-fishing trip at a haunted reservoir when he scares popular streamer Xiaoyi into tears! The clip shoots straight to the top of the trending list. His agent panics. “I told you to stick to science and share educational content. Now you’re claiming that ghost soldiers are crossing over? You’re fired!” Jiang Yuan: “Come on, it’s all science! Just hear me out!” The authorities show up and ask him 12.9kReads8.2Score1.2kShelves

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    The male protagonist is a live streamer who broadcasts about science, but during his broadcasts he goes on a spree of ghost hunting, encountering all sorts of paranormal events, yet stubbornly insists they are all scientific. His antics, fueled by a popularity system, have made him a viral sensation online.

45. 45 我EN I've Already Ascended, Yet You're Telling Me to Take the College Entrance Exam? 我都飞升了，你叫我去高考？ Step by Step to the Clouds步步青云Urban4.8M WordsCompleted Ning Wangshu transmigrates to the cultivation world and spends nearly ten thousand years becoming the greatest cultivator in the immortal path, before finally ascending to immortality. But after ascending, he discovers that he hasn't entered the Immortal Realm at all. He's returned to Earth, where only a little over three months have passed, and the college entrance exams are just around the corner... And so, this year's graduating class gains an invincible immortal who has ascended to the highe 61.5kReads8.3Score7.5kShelves

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    🌟Ning Wangshu transmigrated to a cultivation world and was about to ascend to immortality, but instead of reaching the immortal realm, she returned to Earth. Only three months later, she has to take the college entrance exam?!

46. 46 假 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧，本饕餮哐哐干饭 Seafood Treasure by the Shore海边蟹黄宝Modern Romance381k WordsCompleted A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 12.6kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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    This book is hilarious from beginning to end. The female lead is a fake heiress, and she's quite naive. After realizing she's not a real heiress, she bravely gives up! Unexpectedly, this makes her even more protective of her five older brothers. Even the real heiress, who initially thought she was a naive and innocent girl, thinks she's really not very bright and just wants to keep her around. [Admiring][Kissing][Admiring][Kissing][Admiring][Admiring]

47. 47 不 Wasn't This a Dating Show? How Did It Turn into a Battle Royale? 不是恋综吗？怎么整上大逃杀了 Folded in the Mist折雾里Modern Romance396k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + mildly spooky supernatural elements + unhinged antics] [Unhinged queen VS pretentious guy] The good news: Yun Yu transmigrated into a book and became a rich, beautiful heiress! The bad news: her family went bankrupt right before her eyes. Even worse, her husband was about to divorce her, and she wouldn’t get a single cent! She might as well not have transmigrated at all. To pay off her debts, Yun Yu was forced to join a dating reality show that would have the original owner 16.9kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves

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    What was supposed to be a sweet romance reality show turned into a series of terrifying events during filming 😱 The male lead, originally bound to a system, was supposed to appear on the show to gain the female lead's favor, but unexpectedly, he gradually fell in love with her during their time together.

48. 48 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves

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    The third book is about believing in science, you rascals [smirk]. Then he's about to undergo his tribulation. The second book is about a weasel asking me if it looks like a human. I gave it a big punch and made it believe in science.

49. 49 你 You're a Sword Immortal, and You're Not Just Strong, You're Ridiculously Handsome! 你这剑仙，强的同时又过分帅气！ Dirt Dog Egg土狗蛋儿Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Class Change for Everyone + Passionate Battles + Ridiculous Comedy + Multiple Classes + Leveling Up + Defend Our Homeland + An Absurdly Handsome Protagonist] After transmigrating to a world where everyone changes class, Lu Sheng discovers that his quest panel often glitches, assigning him all sorts of bizarre missions. By completing them, he keeps earning Charm rewards and becomes the handsomest guy in school. At the pep rally held a hundred days before the college entrance exams, Qiu He, the s 62.9kReads9.1Score5.7kShelves

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    This is more and more enjoyable to listen to.

50. 50 我 My Wife's World 我妻世界 Why Say So Much何必言深Urban2.4M WordsCompleted When worlds descend and the world itself is threatened, no one can stay out of it! Biological anomalies! Climate anomalies! Geological anomalies! Anomalies in the laws of nature! All anomalies must be eliminated! Become the world’s [white blood cells] and devour them! The West: “I will protect our world!” The East: “We will protect our shared home!” Zhang: “I will protect my wife!” Everyone: “???” [Comedic and lighthearted] [Includes hand-drawn monster illustrations] 34.3kReads9.2Score3.7kShelves

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