Any Hilarious, Satisfying Stories? Please! 有没有沙雕爽文啊呜呜呜

1. 1 沙 The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住，麻了，创飞你们 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 11kReads9.1Score1kShelves

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   This is so satisfying! The female lead has a powerful background. It's a silly story with elements of the entertainment industry. The character is awakening; she's been silly since childhood, a pampered member of a wealthy family. Everyone in her family is cunning, except for her—she's naive and single-handedly crushes everyone else. But unfortunately, they have powerful backers. She's the most righteous character in the whole story; if she hadn't been born into this family, they wouldn't have been able to protect her. I was reading this in my dorm room at night, laughing so hard my bed was shaking. I wanted to laugh but dared not. The protagonist is naive and lacks emotional intelligence.

2. 2 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.8kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
3. 3 还 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命，请让我从容赴死 Reclining in the North高卧北Urban169k WordsCompleted From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 166.5kReads9.8Score19.1kShelves

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   A hilarious and satisfying story with a 9.7 rating; I laughed until I cried in the middle of the night, laughing out loud alone in bed.

4. 4 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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   It's so funny, so good!

5. 5 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Open a General Store to Get By 灵气复苏：开个杂货铺混日子 Xia Tiao虲条Urban750k WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban + comedy + no female lead] Tang Bai's three great loves: eating, getting himself into trouble, and making a little pocket money. An unexpected transmigration brings him a general store and sets him on a very different path in life. 16.4kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves

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   I'll share this with you, albeit with a heavy heart.

6. 6 让 I Asked You to Awaken a Divine Skill, Not Turn Everything into Causality Manipulation! 让你觉醒神技，全部因果律了？ Feilan, Writing Ten Thousand Words a Day日万的废蓝Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + outrageously cheeky + cause and effect + decisive and ruthless] Living things across the globe mutate. At this moment of crisis, humanity awakens special talents to protect the last remnants of civilization. Zhuge Lan activates a divine-skill System, and every skill is an absurd law of cause and effect! [Evil-Exorcising Swordplay!]: Forces the target to undergo castration! [What is wrong with you?!]: Inflicts negative buffs on the target. For example, an invisible target will get diarr 21kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
7. 7 原 Genshin Impact: The Storyteller Who Just Wants to Slack Off 原神：只想摸鱼的说书人 The Water Duck Can't Write水鸭不会写Anime Fanfiction324k WordsCompleted Cheng Luo watched Tian Tie Zui wave his folding fan and begin: “In ancient times, Rex Lapis summoned all the immortals...” Cheng Luo watched the shameless Zhongli listen to Tian Tie Zui brag about himself. Didn’t he ever get tired of it? It had been thousands of years! Zhongli: “By the usual standards of reason, no.” Cheng Luo rolled his eyes and rode off on a cloud. In those days, Liyue was beset by troubles within and threats without, and Rex Lapis was stretched too thin! An immortal came from 3.2kReads9.6Score335Shelves
8. 8 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 905Reads8.3Score101Shelves
9. 9 只 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130.1kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves
10. 10 死EN After Dying a Hundred Thousand Times, I Bribed the River of Time and Space 死亡十万次，我直接买通时空长河 Natsume Says Nothing夏目不语Urban1.8M WordsCompleted [Future Setting] [One Female Lead or No Female Lead] The Shijing appeared, strange beings invaded, and the Chosen Ones charged with fighting them were on the brink of defeat. So the most determined among the Chosen Ones began searching for a way to save the world. “Ten years later, the basic body-tempering method appeared, and the first martial artists were born.” “A hundred years later, spiritual martial arts burst onto the scene, and the martial arts community officially took shape.” “A thousa 174kReads9.4Score25.9kShelves
11. 11 鬼EN Demon Slayer: Reborn as Muzan, the Villainous Boss 鬼灭：穿成反派Boss无惨 Stop Scrolling Videos别刷视频Anime Fanfiction586k WordsCompleted No heroine, no romance, no darkness or saintly do-gooders. I transmigrated into Muzan, five hundred years before the story begins? There’s so much room to work with! The Blue Spider Lily! Overcome sunlight! Become the ultimate life-form! Retire with the Twelve Kizuki (just kidding). Every now and then, scare the Demon Slayer Corps, and maybe have some fun as a spy (ಡωಡ) Live long enough to see smartphones arrive! Games! Novels! Anime! ୧⍢⃝୨ And even... Run into the original scumbag boss, stand in 9.6kReads9.6Score1.2kShelves
12. 12 大 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Let's Finish This Bottle of Lao Gan Ma干了这瓶老干妈Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.8kReads9.1Score675Shelves
13. 13 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 2.5kReads9.4Score322Shelves

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    Absolutely nothing could be more fitting!

14. 14 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 23.9kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves

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    Needless to say, just look at the title and the cover! 😏

15. 15 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.8kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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    🍉This book is so funny!🌹 The female lead is bound to a system that lets her tell the truth, and from then on, she enters her sharp-tongued mode. In a variety show, when asked by the host why she works so hard, she says, "For money!"

16. 16 这 He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅 A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more 31.1kReads9.6Score3.4kShelves

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    The author himself has said that this is a silly, absurd piece of writing.

17. 17 网 Online Game: I Maxed Out My Luck 网游之我把幸运点满了 A Fame-Seeking Nobody沽名钓誉之徒Sports1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + wild imagination + gaming + ridiculous antics + passion + leveling up] Invincible from the start? No such thing. Being ridiculous from the start is the real deal. (This is a comedy about a total goofball. The first few chapters are setup, and there’s a lot of it, so bear with me.) Protagonist Jiang Feng: His thought process is anything but normal. He’s a complete goofball with painfully low intelligence, and he often does things no normal person could. Picked the wrong ID from the s 24.5kReads8.8Score1.8kShelves

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    A wish-fulfillment novel? More like a semi-wish-fulfillment novel. Silly? That's 200% silly!

18. 18 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.8kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves

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    You deserve to own this book

19. 19 我 I Can Take the Toughest Beatings 我能抗住最毒的打 Old Hoop老箍Urban5.4M WordsOngoing [System + spiritual qi revival + comedy + urban life] Ding! Your body has been struck by a fist. Iron Body +1, Combat Skills +1! Ding! You've been hit by a qi-and-blood attack. Qi and Blood +1! Ding! You've been hit by a fire attack. Fire Resistance +1! Ding! Iron Body has evolved into an Indestructible Golden Body... Ding! Indestructible Golden Body has evolved into an Ancient Primordial Body... Jiang Du laughs arrogantly: “I'm not singling you out. I'm saying every one of you here is trash. If 4.1kReads8.8Score370Shelves

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    A beautiful appearance is a dime a dozen, but an interesting soul is one in a million. These are just some cheesy, silly stories—you deserve them.

20. 20 我 I Suggest You Be Kind 我劝你善良 Riding a Donkey to Find a Pig骑着毛驴找猪Urban1.7M WordsCompleted The age of spiritual qi revival has arrived. Animals are awakening in droves, and human rule is facing a crisis! When a little rabbit flips you the middle finger, stay calm and don’t pick a fight with it. Its mother may well be watching you from the darkness… Our protagonist, Tang Yan, however, remains remarkably composed. Without changing expression, he silently opens the System in his mind… “Ding! The [I Urge You to Be Kind] System is now online…” 31Reads7.9Score—Shelves
21. 21 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.5kReads9.7Score44.8kShelves
22. 22 大 College: The Security Guard Signs In for Four Years, and the President Begs Me to Stay 大学：保安签到四年，校长求我不要走 Grilled Chives烤韭菜Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Underachiever Ye Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a proud security guard at Kyoto University. He awakens a beta-version sign-in System, but for the next four years, he can only sign in on the university campus. Sign in at the physics department and master college-level physics. Sign in at the mathematics department and master advanced mathematical modeling. Sign in at the physics department and obtain controlled nuclear technology. Sign in at the biology department and obtain t 1.3kReads8.7Score129Shelves

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    [Already recommended][Already recommended] The protagonist, from his daily patrol at the security booth, unexpectedly stumbles into a mysterious laboratory of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, a reversal of identity comparable to a real-life "hidden master". The book cleverly incorporates the philosophical trope of "the three questions of a security guard"—when asked "Where do you come from?", The protagonist uses gene tracing technology to solve the mystery, echoing the ultimate question about human origins in "Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind".

23. 23 御 Beast Taming Awakens: Twelve Talismans as a Starting Reward 御兽复苏：开局奖励十二符咒 Seven Pancakes in One Night一夜七张饼Urban211k WordsCompleted Zeng Heng transmigrates to a parallel world where spiritual qi revival has made beast taming a part of everyday life. He unexpectedly obtains a Pet Beast Training System, which rewards him with the Twelve Talismans from the start! He thought that with a System, he could crush all the immortals and gods. But it turns out to be a deranged System with a few screws loose! [Detected that the Phantom Butterfly is too weak. Embedding the Ox Talisman: immense strength] [Detected that the Phantom Butterf 39Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    Both books are hilarious!

24. 24 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.3kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
25. 25 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.1kReads8.8Score551Shelves

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    I don't know if you enjoyed it, but I thought it was alright. You'll only know for sure after watching it.

26. 26 人 I'm in a Novel, and Every Female Lead's Character Has Fallen Apart 人在书中，女主人设全部崩塌了 I Love Slurping Rice Noodles我爱嗦粉Urban950k WordsCompleted Xu Mo transmigrated into a novel. He thought that if he followed the plot, the damn System would send him back to his original world. Eventually, he realized he had been fooling himself. [Hey, what's wrong with Shen Manni, the female lead? Isn't she supposed to be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you crazy? Weren't you supposed to break off the engagement today?] [What the hell! An Youyi, do your job as a spy and leak my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] . 28kReads9.1Score1.8kShelves
27. 27 开 My Senior Sister Forced Me to Show Myself from the Start, Then Got So Scared She Cried 开局师姐逼我现身，然后被吓哭 Waves Rise Without Wind无风起浪Eastern Fantasy698k WordsCompleted [The most absurd and cruel novel ever written. If you find it disturbing, stop reading! Remember: this is an absurd comedy!] [I have a wild imagination, so please bear with me!] Jiang Li is so handsome he has no friends, so why does he make the sect’s holy maiden burst into tears the moment they meet? His cultivation is weak, so why does every powerful big shot drop to their knees and beg him for mercy at first sight? It all began the moment he fell into a cesspit... [No blurb, no matter how awe 13Reads5.9Score—Shelves

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    So ridiculous it's unbelievable 🤔

28. 28 挑 Take on the Impossible, Win a Ten-Billion Prize 挑战不可能，赢取百亿奖励 Invincible Under Heaven天下无敌Urban290k WordsCompleted [The greatest anti-trope novel, bar none. Nothing but five-star reviews. Veteran readers can dive right in.] Why was the War God's daughter's doghouse stolen? Why was the live-in son-in-law holding a footbath and weeping into his hands? Why couldn't the medical immortal perform in bed, despite having a harem full of women? Who stole the sign-in lottery System? Why does enlightenment keep crashing? Why is the good-for-nothing always hanging out with a pig? The monsters outside are only level 0.1, 88Reads8.7Score—Shelves
29. 29 黑 Haters, Don't Run! Your Twisted Dream Girl Is Here! 黑粉别跑！你的颠月光驾到！ Plain Bun Bites Dog素包子咬狗Modern Romance100k WordsOngoing [Ridiculous comedy + dating show + showbiz + face-slapping + devoted one-on-one romance] [A celebrity who pretends to be honest but is actually unhinged × a genius painter who pretends to be gloomy but is actually absurd] Honest Yan You transmigrates and becomes an obscure celebrity with zero genuine fans across the entire internet, famous only for chasing clout. Fine, fine, to hell with being honest. I’m going crazy! The second male lead blocks the door to declare his claim on her. Yan You lau 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    With a romantic pairing, variety show elements, silliness, lightheartedness, and exhilaration, Yan You transmigrates into the body of a struggling, unwanted heiress from a wealthy family. Her parents offer her 100,000 yuan to accept a fake marriage contract? She retorts by unfurling a banner: "This couple is locked together!" (The fake heiress, who was planning to raise fish, suffers a heart attack on the spot.) The original male and female leads' ambiguous scene in the car? Completely reimagined: the male lead, dressed as a pink Peppa Pig, engages in awkward small talk (the audience laughs uproariously). The fake heiress's devoted suitor boasts: "A man who can cook, his wife's soul will soar!" Her gaming partner, the original male lead: "Shall I give you a 'soul soaring' moment?" (The suitor's pupils contort in shock.) 😋

30. 30 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.6kReads9.3Score834Shelves

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    I think it's ridiculous.

31. 31 满 A Max-Level Boss Turns into a Mental Patient and Lets Loose 满级大佬穿成精神病后放飞自我了 Knowing My Heart安知我意Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted (Overpowered protagonist + putting scumbags in their place + sweet romance + comedy) When everyone was acting crazy, Chu Wenye kept calling Sang Jiu “Uncle” every other breath. Sang Jiu also thought Chu Wenye was a good kid, just not quite right in the head. Until one day, Sang Jiu beat several scumbags so badly they were crawling on the ground right in front of Chu Wenye. Sang Jiu lied to him: “I’m actually a hidden master, burdened with the mission of restoring the martial world and passing on 21.6kReads9.2Score2.6kShelves
32. 32 巅 Peak Evolution 巅峰进化 I'll Eat Cabbage the Day After Tomorrow后天吃白菜Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.0M WordsCompleted Peak Evolution, also known as Madcap Evolution and Come On, Hit Me If You Dare. Some people say they never hold grudges, because they get even the moment someone wrongs them. Chen Biao can only laugh at people like that. He never holds grudges either, because he makes sure other people hold grudges against him! What, you’re unhappy about being bullied? Then come and get your revenge! 475Reads6.1Score—Shelves

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    Take it, you're welcome, hahaha

33. 33 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Have a Million Resurrection Coins 灵气复苏:我有百万复活币 Yu the Old Bandit钰老贼Urban679k WordsCompleted The age of spiritual qi revival arrives, and the fortunate awaken all kinds of supernatural abilities. Su Yu, meanwhile, gets a million revival coins from the start. Every time he uses one, he randomly gains one of his opponent’s skills, or even their supernatural ability! Su Yu: Even if I can’t keep winning, I can keep losing! I’ll still keep getting stronger. Doesn’t that make you mad? 674Reads8.2Score100Shelves

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    This is hilarious! Come and take a look!

34. 34 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Selling Sweet Potatoes on Livestream from the Start 灵气复苏:开局直播卖红薯 Scarface Ming刀疤明Urban201k WordsOngoing [Spiritual qi revival + urban supernatural powers + System + lighthearted comedy + absurd antics + one female lead + daily life] Ding! Lu Chuan gets bound to a livestreaming System from the start! He has to find every possible way to earn popularity points and exchange them for all kinds of miraculous items! Spiritual Qi Sweet Potato: instantly replenishes all your spiritual qi! Leopard-Print Slippers: launch yourself into the sky with a running start! Scorching Spicy Strips: eat one and breathe 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

35. 35 别 Come On, There Are No Such Things as Monsters! 别逗了，哪儿有什么妖魔鬼怪！ Good Wine Fears No Deep Alley酒香不怕巷子深Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [System] [Delusions] [Comedy] [Spiritual Qi Revival] Jiang Yunfeng transmigrates with a System, but loses contact with it after arriving in the new world. Gradually, he discovers that there are no demons or monsters in this world at all! A hanging ghost? Just a girl who likes sticking out her tongue and making faces! A fox spirit? Isn't that just a little fox dog that loves to twist and turn around? Cultivators? A bunch of delusional people gesturing in midair as if they were unleashing ultimate 1.2kReads8.7Score100Shelves

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    Dihua's King of Jokes~Hilarious~

36. 36 我 I Have a Monster Compendium 我有一本怪物图册 A Branch in Bloom一枝发Urban446k WordsCompleted [System / Comedy / Beast Taming / Gods and Demons / Campus / Urban / Magic / High Martial Arts / Memes / Everyday Life] When Jiang Xiaobai wakes up, he discovers he has transmigrated into the body of a gifted young man with F-rank aptitude. Just as he’s getting excited, a kind and brave werewolf warrior helps him obtain the Monster System! To repay the demons for recognizing his worth, Jiang Xiaobai makes a decision that would have his ancestors rolling in their graves! He treats demons’ injurie 1.2kReads9.0Score131Shelves

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    I have a lot of silly things to say.

37. 37 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Campus Beauty Chases Me from the Start 灵气复苏：开局被校花狂追 Purple Light紫光Urban760k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Funny + System + Invincible] Jiang Bei transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a Super Lottery System. There's the Supreme Great Rejuvenation Pill, the Super Strength Pill, and all kinds of bizarre prizes. The only problem is that this System is a bit of a jerk, often making Jiang Bei complete ridiculous missions. The very first mission is about the campus belle's... Jiang Bei: “System, maybe I'm not human, but you're definitely a dog!” 5.1kReads8.9Score370Shelves
38. 38 洪 Honghuang: The System Urged Me to Fight Hongjun 洪荒：系统教唆我打鸿钧 Roaring Er Lü咆哮的二驴Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [Honghuang] [System] [Transmigration] [Reborn] [Scheming] After transmigrating to the Honghuang era, Ye Fan binds himself to a System and discovers that acting like a charlatan can earn him power, divine abilities, and Innate Spiritual Treasures! The only problem is that this lousy System keeps egging him on to pick fights with Honghuang big shots like Hongjun! Ye Fan says: You think you can harm your Host? The lousy System must be dreaming! “Heaven and Earth are not benevolent; they treat all t 1.7kReads8.6Score118Shelves
39. 39 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 178.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves
40. 40 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏：这人的兽魂进化太快了 Purple Light紫光Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 25.7kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
41. 41 开 On the First Day of School, I Descend from the Sky on a Crane 开学报道当天，我乘仙鹤从天而降 The Dancing Backpack会跳舞的背包Urban504k WordsCompleted [Modern City + Livestreaming + Entertainment Industry + Immortal Arts + Magical Pets + Comedy] You've seen people arrive at school in luxury cars, and you've seen people arrive by helicopter. But have you ever seen anyone make their first-day arrival by riding a crane down from the sky? Lin Yu binds himself to the Taoist Temple Development System and rides a crane through the sky on his first day of school, shocking the entire internet. On the first day of military training, the instructor asks 1.9kReads7.7Score261Shelves
42. 42 让 I Asked You to Stream Down-to-Earth Content, Not from the Underworld! 让你直播接地气！不是接地府啊！ North of No Southern Mountain北无南山Mystery203k WordsOngoing The world is on the brink of a terrifying resurgence, and Chen Mo transmigrates into the body of a streamer with barely any viewers. Luckily, the System may be late, but it never misses its cue! [Option One: Ride Bus 13 at midnight and livestream a ghostly hearse. Reward: The Golden Light Mantra!] [Option Two: Hide at home and livestream while waiting for a female ghost to show up. Reward: The Five Thunder Orthodox Art!] Chen Mo: “Can I have both?” When Chen Mo boards that midnight hearse, t 4Reads8.9Score—Shelves
43. 43 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Get a New Skill Every Day 灵气复苏：我每天get一个新技能 Dreaming Bookworm书梦人Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers? 26.9kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
44. 44 因 I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了 Fish and Meat鱼和肉Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsOngoing Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th 5kReads8.6Score487Shelves
45. 45 远 Farming in Ancient Times: Wildman Husband, Don't Get Carried Away 远古种田：野人夫君别乱来 Drunken Gaze醉凝眸Ancient Romance599k WordsCompleted [Proud, gruff hero, beast world, System, farming, hilarious!] After a great fire, Ai Ya’s soul transmigrates to the Beast World Continent, where Chief Yi Wan almost sends her packing by setting her on fire! She yanks off the chief’s tight little leather skirt and shows off her medical skills while she’s at it! She wins him over, but also makes an enemy of him in the process! Ai Ya is fearless. “Take down the chief, and I’ll be queen!” The goofy System: “Whoa! Someone’s gotten way too full of her 8Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! There's a part that will make you laugh until your head falls off. It's great, highly recommended!

46. 46 我 I Expose Fakes in the Cultivation World, While You Become a Monk in Showbiz 我在修仙界打假，你在娱乐圈出家 Qin Tong秦桐Modern Romance103k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + cultivation + livestreaming + absurd comedy + memes + wish fulfillment] P.S. An unserious cultivation-entertainment novel. Don't overanalyze it. We recommend leaving your brain in storage. Su Yao died, but not all the way. The Heavenly Dao kicked her into a cultivation world, where she successfully took over someone else's account and became a designated driver. As luck would have it, she'd already cultivated as a woman and become a true Buddhist cultivator. A Buddhist cultivator stum —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious and lighthearted novel with a quirky and imaginative plot! There's a new book out there that's definitely worth following. The opening is super exciting, and the female lead has a really interesting personality.

47. 47 死 Dead, Then Alive Again 死了复活 Night Stars Shine On夜星长明Eastern Fantasy480k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Mystery + Scheming + Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Cultivation + Deduction] As the saying goes, when the sky falls, powerful cultivators hold it up; when trouble strikes, the most capable cultivators step in. So Mu Bei has a simple plan: find someone capable to hold things up, and let the capable handle trouble. He can lie low and grow stronger in peace. To that end, Mu Bei drops two cultivation realms and disguises himself as a Body Tempering cultivator, slipping in among cultiva 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended...

48. 48 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: My System Is Ridiculously Overpowered! 灵气复苏：我的系统太离谱了！ Stir-Fried Crayfish爆炒小龙虾Urban728k WordsOngoing When Chen Yu woke up, he found that the world he lived in seemed to have changed a little. At the same time, he got bound to a Lucky Dog Lottery System! As long as he completed a few daily tasks and tried his luck at the lottery, he could win all kinds of rewards. His very first draw gave him a supernatural ability! “It’s a psychic ability! And it has four characters! It’s the Magic Eye@ !” the System said. Chen Yu’s eyes lit up. Wasn’t this the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception? The System was th 124Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    Whether it's fun or not, I don't know, it's just hilarious! 😏😏

49. 49 锦 The Lucky Poison Consort Is Sweet and Wild 锦鲤毒妃甜又野 Pokemon宝可梦Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A goofy, bubbly, adorable heroine vs. a hot-tempered, scheming, hypocritical hero, plus an amazing System; extra doting, extra sweet, laugh until the tears won't stop!] A virologist becomes Xi Nianqiu, the foolish daughter of a marquis's household. From then on, good luck follows her everywhere and the System gives her an unfair advantage. She easily beats a whole group of geniuses at the academy, then takes advantage of a certain prince before slipping away without taking responsibility. The P 37Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    The female lead in this book is incredibly silly; to verify if the guardian unicorn was made of pure gold, she even jumped on it and took a bite! 😂

50. 50 重 Reborn: I Just Want to Make Money 重生：只想搞钱 A Few Stones几石头Urban510k WordsCompleted [Reborn + Daily Life + Lighthearted + Fun + Making Money + Building] Lu Yi is reborn, and uses his foresight as a golden finger to make money like crazy. Uses a game cheat to get things started. Then cashes in on another round of compensation from a demolition project. Wait, this jade pendant is about to skyrocket in value! He runs into the campus belle he used to grovel after. What are you, anyway? Get lost! Reborn once, all he wants is to make money. Women will only slow him down. Just kee 133Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Yes! This one is actually pretty good 😄

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