[Showbiz + cultivation + livestreaming + absurd comedy + memes + wish fulfillment]
P.S. An unserious cultivation-entertainment novel. Don't overanalyze it. We recommend leaving your brain in storage.
Su Yao died, but not all the way. The Heavenly Dao kicked her into a cultivation world, where she successfully took over someone else's account and became a designated driver.
As luck would have it, she'd already cultivated as a woman and become a true Buddhist cultivator.
A Buddhist cultivator stumbling into a cultivation world? What a coincidence!
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The big boss of the Su Cultivation Technology and Construction Group is her grandfather. And him? He ascended.
Xie Guangshen, a new-generation cultivation prodigy and Immortal Lord of the mortal realm, is her fiance. And him? He fell for someone else.
And the other woman? She took her top-grade water spirit root and walked the red carpet at the Cultivation Academy.
Oh, well. No problem.
Everyone stared wide-eyed. "You didn't sound like that when you broke a barrier barehanded and shattered spirit stones with a single palm!"
Fellow cultivators: "Hah, she's just a good-for-nothing with no spirit root!"
Su Yao: "Hah, I don't kill living things. I only kill comments!"
Comments: "Hah, bitch, turn the comments back on!"
Su Yao: "Hah, there are white comments? Turn them off!"
Comments: "Hah, I've got money to burn. I'm gonna make this spicy!"
The little dumpling whimpered: "I want to stay with you!"
Su Yao: "If you claim you're a qilin, I'll throw you away!"
(Brain Storage: Paid service available, following the story is free.)
