Historical Novels That Make You Laugh Until You Can't Breathe at Midnight: I'm Out of Books to Read 半夜笑到岔气的历史小说，书荒求书

1. 1 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 31.1kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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   I laughed so hard I almost choked... History... Every second!! [Cool]

2. 2 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 228.3kReads9.5Score28.1kShelves

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   Then I'll bring this book out; it's really making me breathless.

3. 3 革 Revolutionizing the Qing: A Changing Era of Self-Strengthening 革清：自强变局 Wu Jiafeng, Who Loves Braised Lamb Trotter Sandwiches爱吃沼三明治的武家凤Historical1.5M WordsOngoing My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 128.3kReads9.1Score8.4kShelves

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   Humorous historical fiction; feel free to check it out if you like.

4. 4 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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   🔥This book is too weird!🔥 2 Million+ words, completed. The number one scourge of the Tang Dynasty, wreaking havoc on heaven, earth, you, me, and everyone else!😃😃😘😘😃😃

5. 5 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.4kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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   Anything produced by Shanmei is guaranteed to be a masterpiece. If you don't laugh after watching, come and hit me! [Facepalm][facepalm]

6. 6 给 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩，和他一起沙雕 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance274k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 8.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
7. 7 栩 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 19.7kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves

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   The book was so lifelike that I laughed as I read, then cried, and then laughed through my tears. It wasn't just for laughs; it didn't rely on gimmicks. The emotional storylines were very delicate, not only the romance between the male and female leads but also the complex family bond between the characters and their masters. I reread it just to specifically reread the interactions between the characters and their masters. The second book was a laugh-out-loud experience from beginning to end; I almost laughed through the ceiling!

8. 8 不 If the Male Lead Is Out of Reach, the Villain Is a Better Deal 不是男主要不起，反派更有性价比 Taishi Ying太史婴Modern Romance2.7M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of Quick Transmigration: Spoiled and Cherished is now available on Fanqie, the comic is out, and a print edition is in the works. Please show your support. [Sweet romance + yandere, one-on-one] To stay alive, Sheng Nuan must transmigrate into different worlds, play doomed cannon fodder, and save the darkest villains. They're cold-blooded, obsessive, and ruthless, capable of leaving a million corpses in their wake with a laugh and destroying the world with a wave of the 67.4kReads9.5Score6.2kShelves
9. 9 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 50.7kReads9.5Score7.2kShelves

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   The whole thing was hilarious, especially Baymax's mouth, it was unbelievable! [Facepalm][facepalm]

10. 10 大 Li Shizi of the Tang Dynasty: My Six Tycoon Darlings! 大唐兕子：我的六个神豪小囊君！ Lush Pine and Bamboo松筠葱葱Ancient Romance2.1M WordsOngoing A woman who transmigrates into another world finds her way to a higher-dimensional acceptance of her own strength and weakness, maturity and immaturity, dignity and disarray amid the height of the Tang dynasty. In the first five volumes, she is intensely drawn to strength and despises foolishness, ashamed of her own imperfections. When her energy is high, she is the model of a refined, high-born lady: restrained, sensible, and keenly observant. When her energy is low, she becomes anxious, avoida 55Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    He always said, "This fellow Zhang Shuo is a living example of 'his household registration following his job.' His ancestral home in Fanyang was a well-established 'Fanyang Old Wine,' but once the jar was opened, the whole family trekked across mountains and rivers to Yishi in Hedong and Luoyang, and the family's migration map came to life." To put it bluntly, Zhang Shuo was a "well-rounded individual who commanded respect from both the literary world and the government of the Tang Dynasty. He came from humble beginnings; although his ancestors were not of high rank, their family genealogy was that of honest and hardworking commoners. His father, Zhang Zhi, was of "low rank," the kind of official whose status was so low that it was beneath his notice. But young Zhang Shuo was a completely different story. From a young age, he was eloquent and dreamed of wielding a magic pen, eventually reaching the pinnacle of the imperial examinations. He ranked first in the second category in Wu Zetian's recruitment drive and entered the circle of the Crown Prince's scribe.

11. 11 二 The Husky and His White Cat Shizun 二哈和他的白猫师尊 Meat Bun Won't Eat Meat肉包不吃肉Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted [The audiobook adaptation of the same name, starring Gu Jiangshan and Sanshi, is complete. Tune in and give it a listen!] Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning's disciple had been a mistake. His master was far too much like a cat, while he was like a silly dog wagging its tail and fawning over him. Dogs and cats can't reproduce together, and the silly dog hadn't wanted to reach out his fluffy paws toward that cat in the first place. He'd always thought dogs should be with dogs, like his senior bro 100.9kReads9.7Score19.5kShelves
12. 12 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 11.3kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves

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    It's all about having a good laugh, so if you're looking for fun, check this out! It's funny, scary, and most importantly, it's full of antics. It's all about being carefree and addictive. Check it out, everyone, you might just like it!

13. 13 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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    Very funny!!

14. 14 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score110Shelves
15. 15 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 7.6kReads—Score118Shelves
16. 16 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 2kReads—Score—Shelves
17. 17 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 396Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 19 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 681Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 20 笑 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 Three Layers of Rain三层雨323k WordsCompleted The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.5kReads—Score555Shelves

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    Don't miss out! Wherever there's a topic of conversation, you'll find my joke books. Tomato Novel Joke Books have broken into the top three in popularity rankings.

21. 21 2 The 2026 Joke Collection That’ll Make Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing 2026笑的肚子疼笑话精选 Three Layers of Rain三层雨Sports164k WordsCompleted 2026 meme alert! Here comes a collection of adult humor that will have you laughing your way to the ICU! Stumble across it on the subway and die of embarrassment? Laugh so hard on the bus you slap your thigh? From the morning commute to lying flat late at night, these jokes will set you off anytime, anywhere! Explosive twists + absurd ideas + painfully awkward moments: every one is a nuclear weapon that will leave your facial muscles out of control with laughter! The cure for a bad mood! Let str 679Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 22 成 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 Three Layers of Rain三层雨409k WordsCompleted A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
23. 23 你 You Take a Second Wife, I’ll Marry the Prince Regent and Become Your Imperial Aunt 你娶平妻，我嫁摄政王做你皇婶 Purple Mist Beauty紫岚美眉Ancient Romance259k WordsCompleted Prince Yi cherished his wife, Lu Xingyao, with all his heart and vowed that she alone would be his for life. Their love became the talk of the town. For the sake of this one-of-a-kind love, Lu Xingyao put away her armor and hid her spear, tempering her sharp edges until she became the ideal wife in his eyes: gentle, virtuous, dignified, and graceful... But when Xiao Yichen returned from a year of war, he brought Liu Zhixia with him. At the city gates, before thousands of soldiers and civilians, 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's super good-looking and quite funny.

24. 24 废 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 This Wood Makes Firewood此木为柴Ancient Romance4.9M WordsCompleted 4kReads9.1Score615Shelves
25. 25 嫁 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了 Purple Mist Beauty紫岚美眉Ancient Romance926k WordsOngoing [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.2kReads8.3Score186Shelves
26. 26 说 You Promised Me Cultivation, So Why Are You Making Me Build a Nuclear Fusion Reactor? 说好的修仙你让我造核聚变反应堆 A Heartless Smile没心没扉的笑Urban1.1M WordsCompleted “A voice suddenly appeared in my head: It said that if I built a nuclear fusion reactor, it would teach me how to cultivate immortality! When I refused, it turned into words floating in front of my eyes. It’s so annoying!” “Then why didn’t you agree?” Song Ning rolled his eyes. “Are you stupid? The doctors said my schizophrenia was caused by a mental illness brought on by a nervous disorder. If I knew how to build that thing, would I have been sent to a psychiatric hospital?” 8.1kReads7.5Score637Shelves
27. 27 奋 Striving in the First Year of Hongwu 奋斗在洪武元年 Imperial Nobility天煌贵胄Historical2.8M WordsCompleted The good news: I transmigrated. The bad news: I transmigrated to the first year of Hongwu. Who else can relate? I, Young Master Yang, got press-ganged right from the start and became one of Emperor Zhu Chongba's proud wage slaves. 14kReads8.9Score863Shelves
28. 28 大 Great Ming: Your Majesty, Kneel Down. I Have a Favor to Ask 大明：皇上快跪下，臣求你一件事 Tang Dynasty Yanzu大唐彦祖Historical1.1M WordsCompleted (Power fantasy, not your thing? Keep out.) During the Wanli era of the Great Ming, every official spoke up for justice, impeaching Sun Jiye, the only son of the Earl of Yingcheng, for bullying and dominating the market, throwing his weight around, committing every kind of evil, disgracing the scholar's name, and running amok. His crimes were unforgivable. He deserved to be torn apart by five horses, with his entire clan exterminated. What? Oh, your uncle is the Wanli Emperor... In that case, nev 155.6kReads8.9Score19.7kShelves
29. 29 我 I Gasped in Shock!! 我倒吸了一口凉气！！ A Heartless Smile没心没扉的笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] [Invincible] [A Void-Return cultivator uses technology] [Cultivation] [Academic genius] If metaphysics is the end of technology, what lies at the end of metaphysics? “Our Qingyun Sect is an orthodox school of the Three Pure Ones, registered with the Administration for Industry and Commerce and listed with the Religious Affairs Bureau. From summoning wind and rain and blessing high-voltage power lines, to exorcising ghosts and demons and performing IVF, we can do it all. The 26.7kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
30. 30 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Fine Prince 大唐好贤王 The Six Arts of the Gentlemen君子六艺Historical3.3M WordsCompleted [Funny and Stress-Relieving + Fiery Battles + Alternate History + “A Loving Father and Filial Son” + Top-Tier Jokesters Teaming Up + No System, Just a Golden Finger + Deep Grandparent-Grandchild Bond] In an alternate universe, in another Tang dynasty, the blood of the Xuanwu Gate Incident stained the flagstones beneath the palace walls red, and a different legend of the prosperous Tang began! Li Kuan, the second prince raised by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Taimu, survived a brush with dea 55.3kReads9.4Score4.7kShelves
31. 31 大 Great Qin: I Blow Up the Alchemy Furnace from the Start, and I'm a Ninth-Rank Alchemist 大秦开局炸丹炉，我乃九品炼药师 Folded-Earroot That Won't Fold折耳根不折Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [No System + lightly alternate history + wish fulfillment + ensemble cast] So, Who Let Him Transmigrate to the Qin Dynasty? Li Yi, a 21st-century civil service exam candidate, unexpectedly transmigrated into the Qin Dynasty and became an alchemist who made “immortality pills”! “One part sulfur, two parts saltpeter, three parts charcoal? What the hell! Which genius made this pill? Are you sure you’re not making black powder?” Looking at the alchemy furnace in front of him, Li Yi, who had just tra 2.4kReads8.9Score227Shelves
32. 32 我 My Uncle and I Venture into the Northern Song Dynasty 我和小舅闯北宋 The World's One and Only Wang天下无二汪Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + History + Two People Transmigrating Together + Nation-Building] My uncle and I transmigrated to the Great Song in spectacular fashion. The Jingkang Disaster is only seven years away. Time is short. Emperor Huizong, the artist; Li Shishi of Fan Tower! Song Jiang, the big, dark-skinned man of Liangshan, and Wu Yong, his dog-headed strategist. At the gambling table where Song, Liao, and Jin have piled up their stakes, Brother Peng somehow squeezes into a seat and plants one foot f 1kReads8.7Score103Shelves
33. 33 宋 The Spoiled Son of the Song Dynasty 宋朝败家子 Foodie Alliance吃货大联盟Historical4.8M WordsCompleted Reborn into the body of a notorious wastrel who had done every manner of evil in the Song Dynasty, should he turn over a new leaf, or go all in and keep being a villain? Asking urgently, online... Song Dynasty Wastrel, a lighthearted power fantasy! 8.1kReads8.4Score722Shelves
34. 34 爆 Hilarious Cultivation: Kicked Down the Mountain 爆笑修仙：被踢下山 Jianghu Brother Ge, Trying Not to Laugh憋笑江湖军哥Urban1.1M WordsCompleted You bastard, now you remember the spatial ring?! A bunch of bald monks from the Buddhist sect get together to meditate and chant sutras. What the hell does that have to do with you? You just had to make them skip straight to becoming Buddhas, you bastard, by tossing two hornet nests into the crowd! Getting beaten up for it would have been bad enough, but you just had to sneak into their merit pool, and wreak havoc on the Sacred Merit Lotus they’d cultivated for ten thousand years, eating all the 55.9kReads8.7Score4.9kShelves
35. 35 精 When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都 Elephant Takes On Bear大象怼狗熊Urban556k WordsCompleted Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine. 2.9kReads8.6Score308Shelves
36. 36 南 Southern Song, Northern Center 南宋北中 Zhong Hong仲弘Historical1.1M WordsCompleted From the start, two strangers who accidentally ended up together transmigrate with their bare bottoms exposed, covering themselves with leaves before getting stung in their most sensitive spots by hairy caterpillars. No System, no golden finger. They mainly rely on what they've learned online to make their way in the world, and the story wins on plot alone. Humorous and funny, with an emphasis on realism. 1.4kReads8.5Score135Shelves

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    The Ministry of Revenue official rushed to Wang Youzhi (the young protagonist) and knelt down, kowtowing profusely: "Grandson Wang Cai greets his ancestor. The day I saw him, I felt an inexplicable warmth and kindness, as if he were an elder. I never imagined we were truly ancestors..."

37. 37 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy581k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score431Shelves

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    There are as many bears as street sweepers crossing a river. Why did things seem okay when I was a kid, but now I realize everyone around me is mentally unstable? [Making faces][Making faces][Making faces][Making faces][Making faces]

38. 38 我 Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns 45.4kReads8.7Score4.2kShelves

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    Super exciting, hilarious, and unconventional in its cultivation path—everyone who's seen it says it's fantastic! [Thumbs up]

39. 39 被 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.5kReads8.3Score228Shelves

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    Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

40. 40 重 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山，师尊救我！ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Male-Channel Fanfiction721k WordsOngoing People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.2kReads8.3Score207Shelves
41. 41 慈 Empress Dowager Cixi and Her Three Favored Eunuchs 慈禧皇后与她的三个宠爱太监 Farmer Third Young Master农家三少Historical3.7M WordsCompleted [Eunuchs + Palace Secrets + Empress Dowager Cixi + Court Intrigue] From the time Empress Dowager Cixi entered the palace to the day she ruled from behind the curtain, she shared an unusual relationship with three eunuchs: An Dehai, Li Lianying, and Xiao Dezhang. They were like master and servants, like friends, and more than anything, like old companions. She doted on the three eunuchs, who relied on her favor to do as they pleased, throw their weight around, and take part in court affairs. This 51.3kReads9.0Score3.2kShelves

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    That was amazing! Absolutely amazing!

42. 42 朕 I Am Hongli, Building a Golden Age for the Qing Dynasty 朕是弘历打造大清盛世 Third Aunt from the Farm农家三姑Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Political Intrigue + Harem Rivalries + Factional Strife + Romance + Emperor] Hongli ascended the throne at twenty-five and ruled for sixty years, making him the longest-reigning and longest-lived emperor in history. He governed with diligence, excelling in both civil and military affairs, and led the Qing to the height of its golden age. Yet factional strife raged through the court, conflicts in the deep palace never ceased, and danger lurked behind the splendor. In the end, the golden age ga 15.7kReads8.3Score435Shelves
43. 43 从 Starting My Supernatural Journey in Another World 从异界开始超凡 Snow Over the Flat Lake雪满平湖Urban3.7M WordsCompleted [No System + showboating + the only one with magic + comedy + urban cultivation + playing weak while secretly strong + modern city + high-level martial arts + travel between two worlds] Heaven gave Li Mobai the ability to transmigrate to a cultivation world, but forgot to give him a golden finger. No matter. What respectable person relies on a golden finger? With heaven’s favor, technology as his weapon, and hard work, who cares about golden fingers? He just wants to travel between worlds, mostl 22.5kReads8.0Score2.2kShelves

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    Funny and silly, and also very enjoyable.

44. 44 网 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Urban372k WordsCompleted Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score179Shelves

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    It's hilarious, all sorts of crazy antics!

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46. 46 大 I'll Take the Ming Throne for My Big Brother 大明皇位孤替大哥坐 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical282k WordsOngoing After Zhu Biao died, Lao Zhu intended to make Zhu Yunwen crown prince. Everything had already been settled, but who could have guessed that Zhu Yuntong, who usually never fought for anything, would suddenly show up carrying a rope, ready to hang himself in the Fengtian Hall? Although he was actually going to hang Zhu Yunwen. But hanging is hanging, isn't it? Zhu Yunwen, when all is said and done, you're just the son of a concubine. What makes you think you can even dream of the throne? Don't loo 12Reads—Score—Shelves
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48. 48 为 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Men Jieliefu门劫裂夫Historical521k WordsCompleted Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.6kReads8.1Score102Shelves
49. 49 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 60.8kReads8.7Score6.4kShelves

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    Those who are delicate or frail should not read this. We are not responsible if you laugh until you faint.

50. 50 刚 Just Arrived in Republican-Era China, I Have Nothing but Money 刚到民国，除了钱，一无所有 Tianyang Peak, Who Loves Handmade Wheat Dumplings爱吃手工麦饺的天阳峰Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Su Ning transmigrated into a series of novels set in the Republic of China era. The good news: she had a System. Better yet, the System's reward pool held a full ten billion. Once she spent it all, Su Ning could return to the modern era and live happily as a billionaire. The bad news: the System was called "The Rich Are Heartless"... In the turbulent Republic of China, she had to play a villain who was rotten to the core. Determined to stay alive, Su Ning racked her brains to become relatives wi 96.3kReads8.7Score10.4kShelves

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    Not historical, but extremely entertaining and hilarious.

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