Funny Supernatural Stories with a Not-Too-Serious System User 搞笑的灵异文,不太正经的系统者。
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Hello, Police? Someone's Kidnapped a Law-Abiding Female Ghost 妖妖灵吗?有人绑架良家女鬼
Chen Ziye came out of prison “reformed” and was planning to do something bad to make some money. But he never expected to kidnap a female ghost! Chen Ziye: “Hello? Police? I kidnapped a female ghost, and now I have no idea what to do!” The police showed up, said he'd done the public a service, and rewarded him with ten thousand yuan! You can make money by kidnapping ghosts? And so… Female ghost: “Hello? Police? I'm the female ghost who escaped earlier. I've been kidnapped again!” Zombie: “You lo
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My Years of Ghost Hunting Among the People 我在民间捉鬼的那些年
Chinese-Style Horror, No Female Lead My name is Xu Jian. I’m 26, and I studied Taoist arts under a Maoshan priest for several years. Over the years, I’ve seen all kinds of things. After doing this long enough, I realized that ghosts aren’t scary. What’s truly frightening are the things people can’t get past in their hearts. All I do is help them say what needs to be said and settle their debts once and for all. People call me a Celestial Master of the Taoist sect, but I’m really just an ordin
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- 3 The Yin-Yang Master of the City 都市阴阳天师 Traditional supernatural horror. The protagonist starts out as a Celestial Master, turns into a purple-eyed zombie midway through, and transforms whenever he can’t win. If that bothers you, please give this a pass. Zhou Yuanqing studied under a purple-robed Celestial Master and chose to join Bureau 749, handling supernatural cases across the country: evil spirits, zombies, mountain demons, Japan’s Kiku School, Nanyang curse practitioners… In places ordinary people cannot see, battles of magic ha 32.6kReads8.1Score2.5k14d adds
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This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了
This is pure fun. If you like supernatural comedy and absurd nonsense, this is the book for you. Guanyin will show the way, and a crane will soar through the clouds. I warmly invite you all to join me in supreme bliss… Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He just wanted to earn some spending money over summer break by working as a male model. But before he could even get started as a gigolo, his grandpa, who had been dead for half a year, showed up at h
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- 5 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城,百无禁忌 Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 12.9kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
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The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀
The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri
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- 7 I Find Treasures at the Junkyard, and One Glance Tells Me Their Past and Future 废品站捡宝,我一眼断古今 I Find Treasures at the Scrap Yard, and Can Tell an Antique's Age at a Glance 44Reads—Score214d adds
- 8 The Heiress Returns to Her Family 千金回归一家亲 The Heiress Returns, Reuniting the Family 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (Part One) 纸扎阴铺(一) Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (1) 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (Part Two) 纸扎阴铺(二) Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (2) 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up the Family Inheritance Agreement 重生之日,我撕毁全家的遗产协议 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up My Family's Inheritance Agreement 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Orphanage at the End of the World: Migration of the Last Flame 末日孤儿院:火种迁徙 Doomsday Orphanage: The Migration of the Flame 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 The World Calls Me the Sword God, but I Only Love Chopping Vegetables 世人唤我剑神,我只爱打菜刀 The world calls me the Sword God, but I only love cleavers 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 I Married a Comatose CEO, and One Needle Shocked the Whole City 闪婚植物人老公,我一针惊全城 I Married a Comatose Husband on a Whim, and One Needle Stunned the Whole City 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命! Fortune-telling is prohibited! 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹,拒绝飞升 A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Arrives 大秦:雄主临世 Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Takes the Stage 9Reads—Score114d adds
- 19 Captain of the Faqiu Order: The Lost Coffin of Mount Mang 发丘中郎将·邙山遗棺 The Tomb Raider General: The Ancient Coffin of Mount Mang 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Reborn One Month Earlier: The Heart I Gave Away Will Find Its Home at Last 重生一月前:错付的真心终有归处 Reborn One Month Earlier: At Last, My Misplaced Love Finds Its Home 17Reads—Score114d adds
- 21 Urban Demon Martial Arts: Where Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 都市妖武:武道和妖怪共存 Urban Demons and Martial Arts: Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 5Reads—Score114d adds
- 22 The Mad Consort by Proxy: Prince, I Hope You're Well 《替嫁疯妃,王爷别来无恙》 My Replacement Bride Is a Madwoman, Stay Away, Prince! 11Reads—Score214d adds
- 23 Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载,商界弃子强势归来 Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 A Marriage Contract, and the Cold CEO Secretly Falls for Me 合约成婚,冷面总裁悄悄动心了 A Contract Marriage, and the Cold-Faced CEO Secretly Falls for Her 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 1998年,我在供销社看见未来 In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 11Reads—Score214d adds
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Demon Hunting in 1979: Earning Merit at Langlang Mountain 79年捉妖:我在浪浪山攒功德
(Fictional setting! Parallel world! Please don't read this as referring to anyone in real life!) Even in a parallel world, production must go on. Chen Dali is the youngest production team leader in Hongshan Village. But his workforce is a bunch of demons. The weasel accountant is a whiz at calculations, the donkey demon can plow thirty mu of land with a kick, and the pangolin digs a water channel overnight... Under the Ancestral Dragon's seal, he uses a Demon Workers' Register to get every demon
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A Record of Yin-Yang Ghost Hunting 阴阳抓鬼实录
[High-intensity warning! This is not fiction, but a true record from the depths of the countryside!] Think the “filthy things,” “spirit collisions,” and “ghosts walking walls” the old folks talk about are just legends? It wasn't until I inherited my grandfather's tattered book of exorcism records that I understood reality is far more spine-chilling than any story. The sound of a woman crying by the reservoir in the middle of the night, tombstones moving by themselves in a desolate graveyard, a d
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- 28 Didi Rides: The Ferryman of the Underworld 滴滴搭车,地府摆渡人 “Hey, beautiful, where are you headed?” “The Yellow Springs Road. I’m going to be reborn.” Qin Zeyu never imagined he’d become a ferryman for the Underworld, much less a special-contract driver with the number 007! Picking up passengers, fighting ghosts, earning merit, and flirting with Bai Shao, a beautiful ghost officer: his days are... thrilling! But when he meets a female ghost heartbroken by love, he discovers that the netherworld has its own tangled romances and bitter rivalries. 207Reads—Score1414d adds
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You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊!这个僵尸我来
A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin
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Nobody Is More Absurd Than Me 没有人比我更抽象
[Absurdist fiction] [Comedy] [Silly memes and jokes] [Mysterious Sequences] Netizen A: “Streamer, why is your head so pointy?” Chu Nan: “Then let me ask you this: are you a man or a woman...” Netizen B: “Streamer, what do you think of sugar-free cola?” Chu Nan: “Compared with sugary cola, chilled cola is way more refreshing!” Netizen C: “Are you streaming tomorrow, streamer?” Chu Nan: “I might stream tomorrow, but it’s not very likely I’ll stream tomorrow.” The rest of the netizens: “No wonder t
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Bureau 747: Special Affairs Division Nine 747局之特殊事物处理九科
Do you really know the colleagues around you? What about your classmates and family? The person you've lived with for years, the one you know best, might not even be human! In this world, humans and demons coexist. Demons can live among you in all sorts of ways. “They” might be the man selling jianbing on the street, or they might be your boss! If a top special forces soldier hadn't awakened his family's bloodline in a panic while carrying out a highly classified special mission, and then joined
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The Rogue Heavenly Master 痞子天师
[No System] + [Not brainless] + [No harem] + [Not invincible] Beneath the surface of this world lurks a mysterious force known as the [Xuanmen]. Zhang Daoyi, a young Taoist priest from Niubei Mountain, is sent down the mountain by the Old Celestial Master to gain experience. Along the way, he meets many dependable companions, and together they encounter all kinds of bizarre events. In the end, he gradually uncovers the dark side of this world... #This will be a long story, so read with confiden
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My Road to Riches with a Taoist Who Sees Yin and Yang 我和阴阳眼道士的暴富之路
After graduating from college straight into unemployment, Su Nian was at the end of her rope when she stumbled into a company specializing in the mystical arts and somehow became a ghost-hunting master. While other people relied on their cultivation to hunt ghosts, she got by on talismans given to her by a female ghost possessing her. It was barely enough to keep food on the table. Who could have guessed that an ordinary ghost hunt would provoke a century-old ghost, which branded her with a de
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A Gofer at the Underworld's Outpost, I Keep the Netherworld in Line with Comedy 堂口打杂,我靠搞笑镇地府
Strange and mysterious events are appearing one after another. Watch as a good-for-nothing young man with an unexpected side uses ridiculous antics to overcome one crisis after another! Lin Yan is universally regarded as the bottom of the barrel in the yin-yang trade. Born with a special fate, he can't understand a single orthodox method, and usually just does odd jobs and slacks off at the establishment. Everyone mocks him as useless, unaware that he possesses a one-of-a-kind method of dispelli
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The Best Feng Shui Master on the Construction Site 工地最强建筑风水师
[If this caught your eye, it must be fate. Don't scroll away just yet.] This novel (campus opening + wild imagination + an expansive world) combines feng shui and the supernatural (using feng shui to weave the plot together), fantasy, magic, science fiction, parallel worlds, and time travel to the past. The pace picks up dramatically after Chapter 30, and the story strongly promotes traditional Chinese culture. Also known as From the Start with a Treasure Gourd to Help Me Destroy Demons Also kno
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I'm a City Ghost Officer. Is It a Problem to Get the System for Free? 我都市鬼差,白嫖系统有问题吗?
I'm an urban ghost officer, and I've awakened the World's Most Shameless System! The System's name makes it clear I'm supposed to be shameless, so there's nothing wrong with using the powers of the underworld to get the System for free, right? As the saying goes, the more shameless you are, the stronger you get! That's me, Wang Xiaoyi! In this world, where the upgrade paths for Systems are monopolized by a few powerful groups, other people need upgrade crystals worth millions... But me? Zero cos
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The Mystical Art of Spirit Communication 玄之通灵
This is a novel made up of short stories about supernatural events. Some are true, some are false, and some are exaggerated, with humor, comedy, horror, and all manner of paranormal happenings...
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I Can Only Deliver Takeout During Typhoons 我只能在台风天送外卖
[System + rules + supernatural + heartwarming] [No dumbing down characters + not a self-sacrificing saint] With nowhere left to turn, Lin Ze accidentally downloaded a pirated food-delivery app and activated a System that only lets him deliver food during typhoons. He has to complete 100 orders to deactivate the System and regain his freedom. But according to the System's prompts, no delivery rider has ever made it past order 80. Can Lin Ze do it?
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Rule Horror: My Hilarious Job as a Ferryman at the Funeral Home 规则怪谈:我在殡仪馆当搞笑摆渡
On his third day unemployed, Ye Zhen could no longer afford even instant noodles. A faded advertisement at the mouth of the alley smacked him in the face: [Funeral home hiring a ferryman, monthly salary 30,000, meals and lodging provided, requirement: be brave] Ye Zhen said, "Brave? I even dare to talk back to my boss. What have I got to fear?" On his first night at work, he received a copy of the Employee Handbook: "1. After midnight, never respond to knocking from the cold storage room." "2. I
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In This World, Who Do You Think You Are? 天地间老子在你算老几?
On a pitch-black night, I dreamed of countless stars rushing toward me. By chance, I became a haunted-house tester, and all sorts of supernatural phenomena began appearing out of nowhere. The strange and bizarre things in the city, the mysterious forces deep in the mountains, and the gods people worship: do they really exist? Where can I find the key to a new world? Is this a responsibility, a mission, or a chance to become the next scapegoat? What unsolved mysteries lie in the world I inhabit,
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The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密
The Buddha Mother's Secret
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- 42 The Blind Woman’s Wedding 盲女的婚礼 The Blind Girl's Wedding 27Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 The Debt Beneath the River, Billed in My Name 河底那笔账,记在我名下 The debt at the bottom of the river is in my name 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Terror at the Luxury Estate 豪苑惊魂 Terror at the Grand Estate 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 The Mysterious Domain City 诡秘域都 The Mysterious Domain City 3Reads—Score114d adds
- 46 The Qingling Rankings 清凌榜 The Qingling Rankings 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 The Strange Sword 诡剑 The Ghost Sword 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 The Girlfriend Who Disappeared 我消失的女朋友 My Girlfriend Who Disappeared 12Reads—Score—14d adds
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Taking Orders! Demons and Monsters, Please Sign for Your Delivery! 接单了,妖魔鬼怪请签收!
Jiang Fan holds a bowl of luosifen in his left hand and a demon-slaying sword in his right, and lets out a cry from the depths of his soul: "Customer, don't panic! I know you're in a hurry!" "Can you let me finish chopping up this evil god first?!" "And don't forget to leave a five-star review, dear! Otherwise, I'll follow the internet cable to your house and exorcise the demons there!" [The Modern Working Stiff's Survival Log] By day: "Boss, can I get extra pay for this order?" By night: "Evil
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