Extremely Absurd Books, Like Those Where the Protagonist Is Shamelessly Pathetic and Has No Limits 十分沙雕的书，如大力等主角贱到无极限。

1. 1 爹 My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊，娘圣主，我不啃老干嘛？ My Stomach Hurts, Pinch Me肚子痛捏Urban3.1M WordsOngoing [Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a 75.1kReads9.2Score7.8kShelves
2. 2 金 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.1kReads8.3Score422Shelves

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   The first page made me laugh.

3. 3 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves

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   The first book was great from beginning to end. The second book was so-so at the beginning, but better later on. But Tomato only has two books in the "Emotional Writing" series; none of the others are as good as this second one.

4. 4 开 From the Start, I Got the Ultimate Emotion System 开局获得最强情绪系统 Tomato's Rising Star番茄新起之秀Urban100k WordsOngoing The planet has entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and everyone can cultivate! Lin Chuan gets the strongest Emotion System from the start. Its emotions are joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, hate, and desire, also known as emotional power. Emotional power can increase cultivation. For example, reaching the first tier takes one point of emotional power, while reaching the second tier takes ten points. The pattern continues, with each increase requiring one more zero. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 5 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 50kReads8.4Score3.7kShelves

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   "The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty" is now complete (2 million+ words). I think my own book is pretty good, so I'm giving it a try. [Heart emojis]

6. 6 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 171.1kReads9.5Score22.3kShelves
7. 7 玩 Player Summons: I Am the Calamity 玩家召唤：朕即是天灾 I'm the Emperor of Luck我是欧皇Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted (An Emperor Summons Players + Fourth Calamity! Hilarious! Invincible Power Fantasy!) Qin Han, a game designer from Earth, transmigrated! He became the emperor of the Great Han Dynasty! A concubine lay on his dragon bed, a huge rebel army was massed outside the city, and the System was urging him to summon players... What was he supposed to do in this situation? Obviously, summon players, wipe out the rebels, then put his arm around the concubine and watch the players conquer the world for him! A 6.3kReads9.0Score586Shelves

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   This completed comedy book

8. 8 反EN Villain: The Female Lead Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Her Persona Crumbles 反派：女主偷听我心声人设崩了 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 78.8kReads9.4Score7kShelves

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   From urban fantasy to fantasy, it's just a matter of a truckload. My friend, one glimpse of Mei Yun and your life is ruined. Just watch, and everyone's silent. [Thinking][Thinking][Thinking]

9. 9 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves
10. 10 别 Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted [Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou 174.6kReads9.4Score15.5kShelves

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    Written by the same author as Dali, and with the same flavor.

11. 11 神 God-Tier Choices: From the Start, I Contracted the Raiden Shogun 神级选择：开局契约雷电将军 Little Ma's Hot and Sour Rice Noodles小马酸辣粉Urban4.4M WordsOngoing Urban fantasy + beast taming + original setting + academy + stress relief + no brainless plot + one heroine. Ye Ye, who spent all his time grinding maps at home, unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel world full of beast tamers. A year later, just as Ye Ye seemed destined to fail the Awakening Ceremony, he unexpectedly awakened a System. What’s more, his very first contracted spirit turned out to be the legendary Electro Archon, Baal Zebul. As long as 6.5kReads9.3Score570Shelves
12. 12 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 51.4kReads9.3Score5kShelves

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    Just laugh it off [smirk]

13. 13 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy581k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score431Shelves

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    "I don't know! Look, the gang leader turned his house into a latrine. No normal person would do that. It's twisted, it's evil!" "Isn't the gang leader supposed to be very clean? Why would he dig a latrine in his house?" "I don't know, maybe... Maybe as a swimming pool!" "Oh, that makes sense!" [Licking screen][licking screen][licking screen]

14. 14 爷 Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷，您真在地府造反了？ A Big Shark一头大鲨鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 17.5kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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    🍉These three hilarious books are absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard my wife kicked me out of bed in the middle of the night, 🍉🍉I was rolling around on the floor laughing, and my mom chased me all over the house with a broom!!! Hahahaha!!! 🍉🍉🍉

15. 15 开 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves
16. 16 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.2kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
17. 17 我 I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit 我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦 Three Lives, Three Blessings, Yang Yifan三生三幸杨一凡Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilarious comedy + infinite worlds + no scruples + mind-bending madness + episodic stories] [Reader’s guide: Complete, so read without worry!] ⚠️ This is a miraculous dish made by stewing extra-spicy stinky tofu with durian, sprinkling it with popping candy, and then blasting it in a pressure cooker. It hits your nose hard and burns your eyes, but once you’ve tasted it, you can’t get enough. This “stinky tofu” of a story invites readers with unusual tastes to give it a try. ⚠️ Logic is dead, ma 11.9kReads7.5Score854Shelves

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    The silly and mischievous team does all sorts of abstract and bizarre things, and their crazy system is hilarious!

18. 18 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 177.9kReads9.7Score21.5kShelves

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    They'll put a urea bag over your head and then hit you with bricks. They could easily defeat their opponent head-on, but they choose to resort to a sneak attack. It's truly inhumane; I highly recommend everyone watch it! [Smile][smile]

19. 19 高 High Martial: Bend Your Enemies and Grow Stronger 高武：把敌人掰弯就变强 Liu Tiezhu刘铁柱Modern Romance806k WordsOngoing [High Martial + Wild Imagination + Comedy + Absurdity] Xiao Miao transmigrates to a High Martial world and unexpectedly gets an incredibly absurd System... And then... He eventually becomes the Human Emperor. 29.6kReads8.7Score3.9kShelves

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    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

20. 20 爆 Hilarious Water Margin: The Drama Queen at Work 爆笑水浒：戏精打工人 A Du of Dragon City龙城阿杜Urban364k WordsCompleted This novel deeply weaves the classic stories of the 108 heroes of Water Margin into the modern worlds of office life, business rivalries, entrepreneurship, and everyday life. Centered on the founding, growth, IPO, crises, and transformation of the "Liangshan Group," it is a long, laugh-out-loud comedy combining workplace satire, business battles, brotherhood, and the full spectrum of society. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    📣 *Hilarious Water Margin: The Drama Queen of the Working Class* revolves around the founding, development, listing, crisis, and transformation of the "Liangshanbo Group." It's a long-running, hilarious comedy that blends workplace satire, business intrigue, brotherhood, and various aspects of society. We hope this story brings you joy. Thank you! 😁😁😁

21. 21 爆 Hilarious Three Kingdoms: The Birth of a Drama Queen 爆笑三国：戏精的诞生 A Du of Dragon City龙城阿杜Historical693k WordsCompleted Get ready to laugh! When the heroes of the Three Kingdoms all have their personas turned upside down, things get so ridiculous they’re downright hilarious. Liu Bei’s chuunibyou spirit burns bright, and every word out of his mouth is a fiery catchphrase. Guan Yu tosses aside all the dignity of a Martial Saint, maxing out his sleazy, girlish side. Zhang Fei is still the same hotheaded fool, with enough airheadedness to reach the heavens! These three troublemakers are addicted to stealing the spotl 25Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 22 咸 The Lazy Second-Generation Heir Is Forced to Get Involved, and After Solving Cases, Wins the Hearts of Princesses and Commandery Princesses 咸鱼二世祖被迫内卷，破案后公主郡主全都要 A Du of Dragon City龙城阿杜15k WordsCompleted A lazy second-generation heir is forced into the rat race. After solving cases, he wants both the princess and the commandery princess. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 23 烟EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.5M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves
24. 24 三 The Language of the Three Corpses 三尸语 Luo Xiaoyang洛小阳Mystery1.1M WordsOngoing You’ve heard of people who died with their eyes open, but have you ever heard of a dead person whose mouth wouldn’t close? His grandfather’s death turns the life of a broke college student upside down. A corpse glares, a soul is hooked; a corpse opens its mouth, and disaster strikes twice. As one bizarre incident after another unfolds, he accidentally discovers that there’s far more to it than ghosts… 68.4kReads9.3Score10.6kShelves
25. 25 午 Midnight Fortune-Teller: Humans Keep Away, Ghosts Come Forward 午夜算命师：人回避，鬼上前 West of the Clouds云间之右Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted Everyone knows about fortune-telling, but have you ever heard of telling fortunes for ghosts? Just because you've never heard of something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. If you ever come across a fortune-telling shop with its doors still open in the middle of the night, don't go looking for excitement. Because the people waiting in line might not be people… 35.4kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
26. 26 超 Super Scary Livestream 超级惊悚直播 Yuwen Chang Gong宇文长弓Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted "Welcome, everyone, to the Supernatural Scary Live Stream. Before we start today's broadcast, I have to tell you that only three kinds of people can watch this stream: those with a heavy aura of yin energy, those who will die within seven days, and the third kind, which I can't discuss in detail. I can only give you one warning: watch your back!" 25.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
27. 27 直 Livestream: Getting Beaten Raises My Defense 直播：挨揍就加防御值 Anything Can Happen in a Dream梦里啥都可能有Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [System + the Myriad Worlds + Slow-Paced + Individual Transcendence + Civilizational Ascension] The fourth world will gradually begin to reveal the System's identity. The story focuses on plot, so readers who prefer mindless power fantasies should proceed with caution. Dai Yu is male and likes women. He was an ordinary streamer on Earth until he transmigrated to a wuxia world while livestreaming and awakened a System that grants defense points whenever he loses health. He kills, burns, and does 55Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just you wait and see, someone with a real brain, and they're enjoying using memes so much—it's so satisfying!

28. 28 大 A Stick in the Tang Dynasty 大唐一根棍 My Name Is Wang Dabao我叫王大宝Historical1.8M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Suspense + Brainy Wish Fulfillment + Historically Grounded Tang Dynasty] A farm boy with a serious lack of virtue gradually grows into the Tang dynasty's number-one troublemaker (no, wait, strike that). He grows into a pillar that holds up the sky, a beam that spans the sea. If I'm having a good time and you're not, I'll beat you until you are. If I can't reform you, I'll cremate you. I crush foreign kingdoms, dissect the aristocratic clans, discipline princes, and slap emperors I can' 3kReads8.7Score235Shelves

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    Tomato's only novel set during the reign of Emperor Wuzong of Tang (the one about the persecution of Buddhism), without a system, both humorous and realistic, featuring a group of entertaining characters, war and intrigue, loyalty and righteousness, and some truly wicked moments; it's intellectually stimulating and enjoyable. It's already completed. [Thinking]

29. 29 御 Beast Taming: A Pocket-Sized Post-Apocalyptic World 御兽：随身带着末世小世界 Ninety-Seven九十七Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Signed for a print edition, so enjoy with confidence] [Rotting Slime], [Abomination Giant], [Bloodflame Saint] [Little Ice Dragon], [Frost Lord], [Frostglow Bone Dragon] [Soul-Attracting Banner], [Soul-Summoning Banner], [Human Emperor Banner] Qian Er transmigrates to a world of beast tamers and becomes a dark-type beast tamer, but his progress is slow because he has no resources. Fortunately, he awakens an apocalypse portal that lets him travel to an apocalyptic world. There, he can feed flesh 22.1kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves

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    [Already recommended][Already recommended] The protagonist is not a traditional hot-blooded teenager, but rather someone who transmigrates to the modern battlefield of beast-taming college entrance exams with the survival rules of a post-apocalyptic world. His cold and decisive style of doing things and his growth logic of fighting to survive are in stark contrast to ordinary campus novels, especially the "satisfying killing" plot design.

30. 30 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 27.8kReads9.3Score3.7kShelves

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    Lin Bei, the male protagonist of this novel, is... Well, his shamelessness is ingrained in his bones. His various outrageous antics never seem to reach their limits. Even the system bound to him couldn't stand it anymore—it's just too damn shameless! Seeing Lin Bei unconscious, the system didn't care; it immediately prepared a feast, ✨🌿🌿✨ to celebrate its ability to switch jobs. It's absolutely hilarious, truly proving the saying: "When a person is shameless enough, they are invincible!" 🔥🤣🔥🤣

31. 31 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.2kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves

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    The rating just came out, and it's expected to rise. The main characters are parallel universe versions of Ash and Red, with their own stories, their own team compositions, and their own path to becoming Pokémon Masters. There are no systems, no rebirths, and no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Greenery counts, in which case disregard this). It follows the original world setting with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, and the protagonist is both silly and passionate. The story is absolutely fantastic and hilarious. Please support and check it out!

32. 32 从 I Became Invincible as a Mercenary with My Uncle 从和大舅当雇佣兵开始无敌 Wind and Snow风雪灬Urban663k WordsCompleted Lin Tian was waiting for his third year of university to begin when he suddenly received notice that the start of term had been postponed indefinitely. He immediately decided to follow his uncle and become a mercenary. Uncle: Kid, make sure you stick close to me later! Lin Tian: You got it! Boom! The two of them went flying. His uncle got up, cursing under his breath. "We only make a few thousand a month. Why risk our lives?" Lin Tian: "I think that's my other uncle over there!" Uncle: "Has he l 10.9kReads9.1Score856Shelves

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    [Already recommended] The protagonist, Lin Tian, ​​was an ordinary student waiting for the start of school, but suddenly received a notice that "the start of school is postponed indefinitely." Without hesitation, he followed his uncle to join the mercenary battlefield, thus beginning his magical daily life of "gunfire during the day and doing homework by lamplight at night."

33. 33 悬 Mystery and Mirth: Detective Jian Lefan 悬疑笑事之神探简乐凡 Left Lin, Right Lin左霖右霖Mystery92k WordsCompleted The oddball detective duo Jian Lefan and Si Wei receive a mysterious invitation and boldly venture into a haunted old castle. Trouble follows them at every turn, with no shortage of laughs. Inside the castle, they encounter eerie shadows, terrifying monsters, and all kinds of traps that leave them speechless. Though they suffer a few minor injuries, they stick together and team up with a little monster to embark on a thrilling, wondrous adventure. As a ghost appears and a battle for treasure unf —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's pretty funny, with a touch of suspense. Those interested, come in!

34. 34 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 512Reads—Score102Shelves

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    This perfectly meets your requirements! It's a hilarious cultivation and food-themed novel, with everyone being a bit of a goofball. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until completion, exceeding a million words, and he's a responsible writer. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it. Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it. Everyone's a bit of a goofball, everyone's hilarious. The author gets more and more unrestrained as the story progresses, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Imagine, even the author himself was amused! This book is sure to be hilarious and cure all unhappiness. [Sparrow's Masterpiece][Bookshelf Added]

35. 35 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.7kReads6.3Score291Shelves

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    🔥It's absolutely amazing!🔥The Trilogy of Calamities🔥 Part Two: Reborn in the 80s - From Calamity in the Compound to Unparalleled Hero! One word: awesome! [Laughs][laughs][heart emoji] [heart emoji][laughs][laughs]

36. 36 撷 The Journey to Win Your Heart 撷君行 Stay Together Forever常相守Eastern Fantasy201k WordsOngoing Time’s wheels roll ever onward into the mid-Tang era. On this land shrouded by evil spirits, the people suffer while no one comes to their aid. Only Sun A Shi, the Medicine King, leads his disciples in searching for the secret to driving the evil spirits away. Three couples among the Medicine King’s disciples, Jiang Ze and Jiegeng, Gancao and Guizhi, and Doukou and Didi, hold fast to their faith in battle and never give up in the face of hardship. Like dancers, they weave love and hate into a ma 126Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The novel *Xie Junxing* is another masterpiece of fantasy epic following Mo Yan's *Big Breasts and Wide Hips*. It opens with an absurd setting in the late Tang Dynasty. While lacking Mo Yan's experience and writing style, it presents the characters of the three realms—immortals, humans, and demons—from the perspective of ordinary working people, revealing each character's inner monologue rather than a rigid good-versus-evil narrative. It truly interprets the line between right and wrong as simply a matter of perspective, making each character a significant figure in the annals of history.

37. 37 战 Battlefield Livestream: Betting Everything on an M249 from the Start 战场直播，开局单压M249 The Joy of Youyou悠悠的快乐Urban694k WordsCompleted [Real-life Wa State millionaire influencer + video call with Dai Mei + video call with Zhou Jie + Half-Fox + influencer mercenary] Shen Fei wakes up to find that he has transmigrated to a perilous battlefield. What should he do? Fortunately, at this critical moment, he activates the livestream System. He can exchange popularity points for all kinds of skills. So Shen Fei starts livestreaming, embarking on the path of becoming an influencer mercenary. “Let me tell you, when Big Bro first sta 13.3kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves

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    A must-read for anyone experiencing a reading slump; the joy of finishing it even if it means staying up all night! [Already added to my wishlist]

38. 38 开 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 Shocking Rainbow Moon惊虹月Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 3.7kReads9.0Score362Shelves
39. 39 玄 Xuanhuan: I Simulate Becoming a God While Listening to Music in the Brothel 玄幻：勾栏听曲的我，模拟成神 The Twenty-Fifth Hour第二十五时Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Fantasy, simulator, playing it safe, no female lead, exploration and progression; not pure wish fulfillment.] [Important note: In real life, he plays it safe. Most of the story takes place in simulations.] Jiang Yifeng transmigrated as the eldest son of the Jiang Merchant Guild in the Great You Kingdom. He thought this was an ancient society where he could spend his whole life lounging in the pleasure houses, listening to music, and taking it easy. But five years after he transmigrated, a simul 69.8kReads8.4Score8.4kShelves
40. 40 摆 Fortune-Telling at a Street Stall: From the Start, I Was Given a Banner Calling Me the Bane of Evil 摆摊算命，开局被授罪恶克星锦旗 I Predicted Your Prediction我预判了你的预判Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Fortune-telling + livestreaming + comedy + ghosts and monsters + female lead? (There is romance, so please don’t attack me if it’s not your thing.)] After pretending to be crazy in an asylum for ten years, Xu Lang is finally released and awakens the “Make Your Tall Tales Come True” System. With his mastery of the mystical art in Questions to Heaven, and the System’s support, Xu Lang sets off on an extraordinary life! He’s barely set up his fortune-telling stall when a fugitive who’s been on the 3.1kReads8.9Score322Shelves
41. 41 我 I'm a Sneaky Sixth, and Everyone Wants to Kill Me 我是个老六，所有人都想刀了我 Could You Stop Rushing Me?别催行不行Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 8kReads9.3Score681Shelves
42. 42 谁 Who's Crazier Than Me? The Lunatics All Have to Call Me Director 谁癫得过我？颠公颠婆都得喊我导 Zhishang稚尚Modern Romance538k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + absurd comedy + livestreamed variety show + unhinged antics] Just after winning Best Actress, Wu Ya transmigrated into the body of a “jinxed” actress who'd been rumored to death. Wu Ya: Work is annoying enough as it is. Let's blow up this world! Fans of a top-tier star she'd supposedly “jinxed” came after her. Wu Ya gave them a look of disdain. “If he's that easy to jinx, what a loser.” “This loser is your husband? I hear fans whose vibes clash with their idols tend to lose money.” Wi 5.8kReads9.2Score816Shelves

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    🍧🍧🍧This book perfectly captures the mindset of modern working-class people, focusing on creating something that will shake the world. Faced with the director shifting blame and playing the victim, Wu Ya says, "It's normal for the old director to bully the weak. I'm young and have inexhaustible energy. How about I play a couple of episodes instead of this director?" This terrifies the 60-year-old director, who works out all night to prove his innocence. When the idiot new boss picks a fight, Wu Ya declares, "The illegitimate boss angered the legitimate artist, so he's being sold off!" She openly expresses her deep love for her haters. Everyone thinks she's just putting on an act. Later, it's discovered that Wu Ya has activated an ad-sharing program, and her haters are calling her a money-spitting toad! The haters are speechless, feeling a sense of powerlessness when dealing with such an extreme madman.

43. 43 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Am the Great Demon King 灵气复苏之我是大魔王 Young Master Ma of Xuanwu Academy玄武学宫的马少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Spiritual Qi Revival]➕ [Comedy]➕ [Hot-Blooded]➕ [Urban High Martial Arts]➕ [Spatial Powers] In the age of Spiritual Qi Revival, humanity awakens supernatural abilities, and the strong rule all. During the practical portion of the college entrance exam, eighteen-year-old Su Chen awakens an ability: a mysterious long saber with the rare spatial attribute from the very start, stunning everyone present! He is taken as a disciple by the strongest spatial-type War God in Huaxia, the “Void Venerable 10Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended, it's very good!

44. 44 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 34.5kReads8.7Score3.8kShelves
45. 45 梦 Proving the Dao in Dreams: From the Start, I Scheme Against Cultivators 梦中证道，开局算计修仙者 Dreammaking Expert造梦专家Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the world of immortal cultivation, he spends ten years searching for a way forward, yet can barely make any progress. Fortunately, he has a golden finger that lets him weave dreams. So he painstakingly lays his plans, finally waiting for cultivators to arrive. From then on, he cultivates in dreams and proves the Dao in dreams! He turns illusion into reality and ultimately becomes an unrivaled Immortal Venerable. 21.3kReads8.1Score2.2kShelves
46. 46 百 Ghosts in the Apocalypse: I Became the Strongest Ghost Tamer 百鬼末世：我成了最强御鬼师 Yi People's Firelight彝人烟火Mystery2.9M WordsOngoing [A Full 1,000 Types of Ghosts] Mysterious ghosts include Jin Buhuan, the White Bone Bodhisattva, the Earthly Branches War Lord, and the Blood-Drop Plum Blossom. The powerful ones include Asura, Rakshasa, the Butcher, the Martial Champion, and the Emperor. The eerie ones include Painted Skin, the Red Robe, the Chubby Baby, the Coroner, the Flower-Waisted Bride, the Embalmer, and the Ever-Burning Lamp. Every type has its own evolution path: Drowned Ghost → Water Monkey → Kappa → ? (There’s more af 114.4kReads9.5Score9.9kShelves
47. 47 我 Minecraft: The Road to Immortal Cultivation Across the Myriad Worlds 我的世界：万界修仙之路 Mr. Huang's Resolve黄某的坚持Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] [Minecraft] [7 Days to Die] [Stat-Based] [Probably an Invincible Protagonist] [Maybe a Xianxia Story] “An immortal strokes my crown, tying my hair to grant me eternal life!” “I already have eternal life. I stroke the immortal's crown, and a short punch splits his skull!” This is a game, a performance. Behind it all, dozens of pairs of eyes are watching. 14.8kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
48. 48 美 American Comics: From the Start, I Exposed the Backrooms and Shocked the World 美漫：开局曝光后室，震惊全世界 He Yisheng何以生Male-Channel Fanfiction363k WordsOngoing An accident sent Lin Ye transmigrating into the Marvel Universe. And not just any Marvel Universe, but one on the verge of being invaded by the Backrooms! As an ordinary person, Lin Ye is in misery. Things were bad enough already, and with the Backrooms invading, there’s no way out! Fortunately, his System awakens. As long as he spreads information about the Backrooms’ various levels and entities, he can earn all kinds of rewards, even entity abilities… At last, from that day onward, the entire 1.1kReads7.0Score111Shelves
49. 49 开 A Reborn Man Tried to Assassinate Me from the Start, So I Became a God on the Spot 开局被重生者刺杀，我立地成神 Solitude by the Ridge岭边寂寥Urban2.8M WordsCompleted [Everyone Awakens + Gets Stronger with Every Breath + Invincible + Future Demon King] From the start, he was assassinated by a reborn man who claimed he was a demon king with blood on both hands. Zhou Li protested his innocence. “What the hell? I've never even killed a chicken!” Just then, the Supreme Will descended, and Blue Star entered an age of universal awakening, granting extraordinary powers to everyone. Zhou Li awakened an EX-rank talent: Born Divine. Effect One: Immortality. No method c 34.6kReads7.8Score2.8kShelves
50. 50 从 From Mecha Pilot to Starfleet Commander: I Rule the Stars 从开机甲到星海舰队，我统御群星 Imperial Armored Cavalry帝国具装骑兵Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.1M WordsCompleted (Modern warfare + mechs + starships + galactic scale + farming on a colonized planet + decisive combat + exhilarating battles. The author has a highly rated previous novel with 2.4 million words. Read with confidence.) Standard version: Li Xin wakes up on the colonized planet Guansuo IV. Guns, cannons, tanks, fighter aircraft, mechs, starships. Together, they forge a future of blood and fire. Tens of thousands of interstellar warships stand ready, along with countless void mechs. Dense beams fro 38.6kReads9.1Score4kShelves

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