Please Recommend Silly, Funny, No-CP Quick Transmigration Novels, Ideally Rated 9.4 or Higher 跪求沙雕，搞笑，无cp的快穿文，最好是9.4分以上

1. 1 快 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 4.9kReads9.3Score464Shelves

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   Both of Xia Jie's books must be read; read the first one first, then the second.

2. 2 你 You're a Prodigy, I'm a Goofball: The Nitpicking Host Loves Making Trouble 你天骄，我沙雕，杠精宿主爱作妖 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 2.8kReads9.3Score343Shelves
3. 3 快 Quick Transmigration: The Wish List of a Max-Level Human 快穿之满级人类愿望清单 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Urban511k WordsCompleted Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg 11.8kReads9.4Score986Shelves

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   These two are absolutely amazing, and they're both by the same author. I guarantee you'll laugh until your stomach hurts!

4. 4 快 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 14.7kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
5. 5 颠 The Madwoman Takes Life and Death in Stride, and Just Wants to Turn the World Upside Down 颠婆生死看淡，唯恐天下不乱 A Tomato一只洋柿子Ancient Romance548k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + lighthearted comedy + unhinged power fantasy + snark] (The comic adaptation is now available. Thanks for your support!) University student You Yu collapsed in the library with a thud after being crushed by the combined torment of her internship, graduate school entrance exams, and thesis. Good news: She was finally dead. Bad news: She had transmigrated. After being bound to a quick transmigration System, You Yu broke down. What kind of born workhorse constitut 24.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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   Both are comedic transmigration stories without romantic pairings. The first book is primarily comedic, with some plot elements that are also quite funny. The protagonist, Sister Squid, has a distinct and straightforward personality, making for a fun and laugh-out-loud read. The second book is half comedy and half plot, with a novel setting. It's not entirely a transmigration story; the female protagonist completes her missions in different worlds and then returns to her own to continue her life. The plot is exciting and the storylines are hilarious.

6. 6 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.1kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
7. 7 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Back to Slaying with a Blade on Her Shoulder 快穿：宿主她又肩抗大刀杀来了 A Basket of Snow Pears一兜雪梨Modern Romance4.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Absurd Comedy] Jin Lian has always lived by one motto: I'm a blockhead, so what have I got to fear? 1. A Joyful Life in the Kidnapper's Village: When I run into human traffickers, I try to escape. Since you had to drag me back when I was minding my own business, don't blame me for being ruthless. 2. The Princess Who's Hopelessly in Love: A beautiful, noble princess arrives to marry me, but her ungrateful consort wants another concubine? I'll have you cryin 1kReads8.9Score254Shelves

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   These are probably the pinnacle of quick transmigration novels, right? Silly, hilarious, no romance, the female lead's revenge on the villains is incredibly intense. The first book is super silly and funny, but it contains profanity 🍉. If you don't mind, you can skip it~ The others speak for themselves based on their ratings and number of readers—this is a truly sincere recommendation! PS: The first book is really good, but unfortunately it keeps getting complaints 🤦

8. 8 快 Quick Transmigration: The Max-Level Expert Bullies Scumbags Online 快穿：满级大佬她在线虐渣 Dawn at the Window晓轩窗Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted (No romance, strong female lead, satisfying revenge) Ning Ran is a powerful figure sealed away. To escape, she forcefully took a System and made it take her on missions to earn points. From then on, scumbag male leads, vicious mothers-in-law, fake heiresses, and scheming white lotuses all got their comeuppance at her hands. What? She broke the rules? Sorry, she is the rules! She has no points and can’t redeem any items? No problem, she has a System! The System trembles in fear: Don’t come any cl 3.6kReads9.1Score345Shelves
9. 9 人 I'm in an Infinite Flow World, Yet I'm Bound to a Romance System 人在无限流，我却绑定了恋爱系统 Qingyu Case, Maybe Not青玉案否Modern Romance360k WordsCompleted [No CP] + [Infinite Flow] + [Goofy Drama Queen] + [Strong Female Lead] + [Everyone's Favorite] + [System] + [Livestream] Qin Fufeng accidentally binds herself to a romance System. It claims it will take her to the interstellar age to experience all kinds of love, but instead, it drags her into an escape game. Romance System: This [Bite Toast and Turn a Corner into Love] card will help you get close to your target. Qin Fufeng simply uses the item card on two ghosts. Ghost One: Xiao Shu, I think I 3.2kReads9.5Score558Shelves
10. 10 快 Run! The Deranged Host Has No Heart 快跑，疯批宿主她没有心 Nai Naiyi奈奈一Modern Romance729k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead] Li Ku was once a piece of deadwood from the Primordial Realm, rootless and adrift in the abyss. Her daily routine was to watch countless great demons enter in perfect shape and leave missing limbs. One day, someone claiming to be a Tasker mistook her for a treasure and brought her back to the Time and Space Administration. No freeloaders were allowed there, so Li Ku, gathering dust, was kicked into a mission world. What was a mission? In t 6.4kReads9.3Score742Shelves
11. 11 快 Quick Transmigration: The Powerful One Who Torments Protagonists Devotes Themself to Spoiling Side Characters 快穿：狂虐主角的大佬一心宠炮灰 Nai Naiyi奈奈一Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [No Romance] As cannon fodder, their only purpose is to advance the male and female leads' story, whether by dying or being crippled for their sake. Nai Yi's mission is to protect these poor little cannon-fodder characters. The real daughter, switched at birth and forced to make way for the heroine, became a miserable cannon-fodder character. Nai Yi: Don't be afraid. Mom is here. Is a hundred million in pocket money enough? Can you live in a luxury 5.3kReads9.4Score612Shelves
12. 12 快 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情 Mist Rising Through the Long Forest雾起长林Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted (No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w 29.6kReads9.5Score3kShelves
13. 13 当 When the Female Sword Cultivator Starts Quick Transmigration 当女剑修开始快穿 First-Rate Red Chamber一品红楼Ancient Romance3.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + face-slapping + satisfying read] The book transmigrator who wants to have several lovers at once, the scheming cousin who wants to take her older cousin's place, the evil woman in the entertainment industry, the rich family's live-in son-in-law who builds his success on his wife's sacrifice, the top scholar who abandons his first wife, and the great general who loves only his concubine are all trash in the eyes of the female sword cultivator Qi Sha. So what if you're rebo 32.5kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
14. 14 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Tragic-Novel Heroine Gets a Unhinged Script 快穿：当虐文女主拿了疯批剧本后 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance504k WordsCompleted In every tragic romance, the heroine is tormented by the hero until her heart is torn apart, and her heart, kidneys, and brain are cut out. Yet the heroine loves the hero without fail, devoting herself wholeheartedly to her career as his doormat. Now Jingsha has become the heroine of a tragic romance. She's obsessive, unstable, scummy, and downright crazy. She torments the male lead, then the male supporting character, then the female supporting character. In the end, they all love her but can n 8.8kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
15. 15 疯 My Unhinged Persona Can't Crack [Infinite Flow] 疯批人设不能崩［无限流］ Da Yao大夭Modern Romance560k WordsCompleted [Infinite quick transmigration + horror, suspense, and mystery-solving + no romance. The heroine acts like a lunatic, but she's absolutely sane! Slow-paced! Slow-paced! Slow-paced!] After the S-rank felon Ye Li is forcibly bound to a Punishment and Rehabilitation System, she's exiled to countless perilous worlds created in virtual reality to serve her sentence and undergo punishment. The more she suffers while serving her time, the more of her sin points are deducted. During her sentence, Ye L 4.4kReads9.5Score627Shelves
16. 16 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Mighty and Majestic 快穿：宿主她威武雄壮 Coconut Bread椰蓉面包Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance, weak logic, kind of funny, and the Host has a very unusual way of thinking] In a nutshell: The Host has a brick in hand and every plot in the world at her disposal. Breaking the plot? No big deal. Don't panic, it's all routine! In a modern CEO romance tragedy, the male lead tells the Host to spend three years behind bars. The Host thinks he's underestimating her: only three years? So she smacks him with a brick and sends him to the hospital, granting his wish to spend the rest of 80Reads9.2Score—Shelves
17. 17 快 Quick Transmigration: After I Bound Myself to a Big Shot 快穿：绑定大佬后 Chen Xingyuluo辰星宇落Ancient Romance2.3M WordsOngoing Just as Xingzhou was about to be killed by a truck, a strange little glowing orb appeared. [Hello, Host. I'm the quick transmigration Card-Drawing System, part of the Salvation Department under the Main God, registration number 12306. You're about to face a life-or-death crisis. Bind with me now, and you can escape it. Travel through worlds with the System, explore the sea of stars, and sail across the universe. As long as you work hard, a promotion and pay raise are just around the corner. Beco 858Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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    Not bad, not bad!

18. 18 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Lucky One Unlocks the Sign-In System 快穿：欧皇能签到后 Yao Siqi尧司祁Modern Romance755k WordsCompleted No romance! No romance! No romance! (Don’t ask why the protagonist doesn’t find a partner. The author just doesn’t know how to write romance.) I’m no good at writing introductions, so just read the story. After Yuan Xi gets hit and killed by a dump truck, she embraces the simple belief that a bad life is better than no life at all and binds herself to System Fifty-Eight. Together, they travel to different worlds to help people fulfill their wishes. What’s it like having a Host who’s ridiculously 44.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves
19. 19 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 217.1kReads9.6Score24.3kShelves

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    This book has absolutely no romantic pairing; the author got the tag wrong. Synopsis: The female protagonist transmigrates into a book, immediately changes sects, and utterly crushes the sect leader's dignity. Then, she unleashes a series of outrageous maneuvers, completely dominating other sects in various secret realms—it's incredibly impressive! Recommendation rating: Full stars +10086

20. 20 我 I Pledged Myself to a Slacker, and the Metaphysics Master’s Secret Identity Was Exposed 我与咸鱼画押，玄学大佬马甲被扒 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [No romance + mysticism + a cast of lovable goofballs + spiritual qi revival + a little wish fulfillment + secret identities + transmigrate into a book + everyone’s favorite] Gu Juanyan transmigrates into a novel about secret identities as a fake heiress side character with her brain in her backside. All she does is court death and give the heroine chances to face-slap her. After learning her situation, Gu Juanyan decides to keep out of trouble and live like a lazy fish. She had hoped to coast t 14.8kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves

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    These two books are hilarious. The first one has no romantic pairing, and the second one features a system as the main character, but the romance is barely described.

21. 21 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 59.7kReads9.5Score58.5kShelves
22. 22 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core 系统沙雕我添堵，一身反骨离大谱 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance9.1M WordsCompleted They came from distinguished families and were beautiful, talented, and exceptional. But whenever they crossed paths with the male and female leads, they became brainless cannon fodder, burning themselves up to make the leads’ romance flourish until their dying breath. And now Gu Mo has become all those women from countless novels. System: Boss, you can face-slap the villains and break up those couples! Go get ’em! Gu Mo: I’m awesome! I can do this! Much later, the System stares in bewilderment 37.4kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves

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    In this book, Mo Shen's unparalleled slick moves are simply invincible! Mo Shen's slickness is as ruthless as his knife!

23. 23 一 A Very Serious Cultivation Novel 一本非常正经的修仙小说 Cao Rong艹容Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Unhinged faction + ensemble cast + absurdist faction + comedy faction] No couples Not your typical cultivation story. ⚠⚠⚠ Extremely absurd [important point ⚠⚠⚠] Jian Bingwu invites her to see the scenery: Jian Bingwu is good. Jian Bingwu pushes her off the Immortal-Slaying Terrace: Jian Bingwu is bad. Jian Xieyun happily goes to meet her: Jian Xieyun is silly. Jian Xieyun gets pushed off: Jian Xieyun is miserable. But she’s a member of the divine race. Why push her off the Immortal-Slaying Terr 17kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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    This is hilarious! It's so funny and abstract, it's really entertaining and worth buying! It's not a couple item though!

24. 24 快 Quick Transmigration: I Don't Want to Keep Becoming the Scumbag's Mom 快穿：我也不想总穿成极品他妈啊 Baili Xiaonuonuo百里小诺诺Modern Romance3.9M WordsCompleted [No Romance] Moye Yan, sent to the Sunset Years task force for troublesome seniors, was as cool as ever: “No big deal.” As the saying goes, spare the rod and spoil the child. When it comes to the children of ungrateful ingrates, just beat them into line! In the first world, her ungrateful son paints her as an evil mother-in-law, and the whole internet turns against her? In the second world, her daughter marries a domineering mama’s boy and gets bullied mercilessly? Moye Yan rolls up her slee 4.2kReads9.1Score370Shelves
25. 25 穿 Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲，爆打主角和反派 Sikong Leiting司空雷霆Urban829k WordsOngoing [Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa 1.6kReads8.9Score136Shelves

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    Don't be fooled by the fact that it's only version 9.0; it's incredibly funny. The only downside is that it updates infrequently and slowly.

26. 26 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 1.7kReads9.4Score161Shelves

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    I'm giving a shout-out to Jin Duobao! No romantic pairings, no ambiguity, just hilarious silliness and boundless energy.

27. 27 快 Quick Transmigration: The Villainess Has Completely Given Up 快穿之恶毒女配彻底摆烂了 Humen Haohao虎门好好Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Strong heroine + romance optional + powerful allies give her a boost] Top student Lu Peipei is bound to a villainess System and sent to countless worlds to play all kinds of outrageous villainess characters. After finishing one world, she decides to quit and stop caring. Let everything fall apart. But she isn’t erased like the System said she would be. So, while the System cries and begs, she gives up completely. Whatever the plot says, from now on she’ll live for herself. The campus goddess ke 5.3kReads8.7Score424Shelves

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    This is a truly no-CP (no romantic pairing), female-centric, hilarious, quick transmigration novel.

28. 28 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is the Big Boss of the Big Bosses 快穿：宿主她是大佬界的扛把子 Mu Shiqi暮十七Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance] [Strong female lead] [Quick Transmigration] System: Dear Host, could you please try to focus just a little while doing your missions? Ming Li glanced at the System. “I’ll consider it.” System: ... The System cried itself unconscious in the space. Weren’t Hosts supposed to get along lovingly with their Systems? Weren’t they all supposed to complete their missions with enthusiasm? Watching its Host dominate every plane, the System felt like the world had no love left in it. Then, one 10.1kReads9.0Score819Shelves
29. 29 炮 This Cannon Fodder Won't Play Along! 炮灰她不奉陪了！ An Xia Ye安夏夜Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Yu Wanwan was a gifted mystic doctor, but died young. The Spirit of Consciousness was an entity born from a bestselling novel, but it was on the verge of disappearing. Desperate to survive, the Spirit of Consciousness used the tactic of a determined woman wearing down a lovesick man. At last, it persuaded Yu Wanwan to help it stay alive by becoming a cannon-fodder character in the book. The Spirit of Consciousness thought that once it had persuaded someone to help, it could remind her of what 3.4kReads8.8Score309Shelves
30. 30 快 Quick Transmigration: Always Wanting to Slack Off but Forced to Become a Big Shot 快穿：总想摆烂但被迫成为大佬 Fish Three Times a Day一天三顿鱼Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Male-lead quick transmigration + no romance + feel-good story] The male lead, male supporting characters, villains, cannon fodder, and child-rearing: it’s all here. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick transmigration! Wen Shao used to be part of the male-supporting-character group. Now he’s one of the enforcement officers at the Quick Transmigration Bureau. To him, missions are no longer just missions: they’re a way of life. World One: What?! He has to teach the Demon Venerable to be good? What ki 19.6kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves
31. 31 快 Quick Transmigration: Kill for Heaven's Favor and Boundless Power 快穿：杀人祭天法力无边 Poor Dao Ancestor of Little Qiong Peak小琼峰很穷道祖Ancient Romance644k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Decisive Heroine + Strong Female Lead + Imaginative Power Fantasy] Yun Qingqing is a spirit medium who travels between worlds to fulfill the lingering wishes of the dead. But if you walk the night roads often enough, you’re bound to run into ghosts. She was personally arrested by the Lord God, Su Xiaoxiao! The good news... she’s now a full-time employee of the Time and Space Administration! The bad news... she’ll have to work until she dies! From then on, she gradually le 439Reads6.1Score102Shelves

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    The protagonist is a powerful figure, there's no romantic pairing or ambiguity, the writing is average, with minimal descriptions, but the story is exceptionally original—that's its biggest feature. It's a quick transmigration, revenge-focused, mind-bending novel, worth a read! I wrote it myself, and even though I clearly wrote a mind-bending story, readers always say it's a comedy… It's really not funny at all… really!

32. 32 快 Quick Transmigration: She Wants No Men, Only Money 快穿：她不碰男人只碰钱 Lazy Bow懒弓Modern Romance3.2M WordsCompleted On an utterly ordinary day, Jiang Bai, an ordinary college student, encounters a System. It tempts her: "After graduation, do you want to become a wage slave? Do you want to make a fortune every day and become a success? If you're a Host, come sign a contract with me and travel to another world!" Faced with such an obvious sales pitch, Jiang Bai shamefully finds herself tempted. "Yes! I'm in!" After transmigrating, Jiang Bai finds herself playing a lovestruck passerby, a wicked cannon-fodder 8.5kReads9.2Score641Shelves
33. 33 堕 After Falling to Demondom, the Female Villain Boss Gives Up and Does Nothing 堕魔后，反派头子她摆烂不干了 Oil Cat Pancake油猫饼Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (Main story complete, bonus chapters ongoing) [Ensemble cultivation cast + goofy comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger] She's transmigrated into a book as a demonic cultivator villain, and from the start she's saddled with a cheating scandal and a death squad. What should she do? Song Xi: “Can't beat them today. I'll stab the other man and make a run for it.” After one spectacularly reckless stunt, she gets hauled straight back to the sect that specializes in catching demonic cultivators. Song 1.4kReads9.3Score395Shelves

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    They're all great, and hilarious. Seriously, you guys have to trust me and check them out; you won't regret it, right? However, the last book does have a romantic pairing, and the female lead's antics are hilarious! 😂

34. 34 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.3kReads9.5Score5.3kShelves
35. 35 我 I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h 1kReads9.1Score169Shelves

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36. 36 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.4kReads9.1Score574Shelves
37. 37 全 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗，小师妹是真狗 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.6kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves

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    The beginning is a bit slow, but hang in there, it gets better and funnier as it goes on. Fengxi is showing you what it means to succeed: communicate first! 😂😂 Hilariously fooling people like crazy.

38. 38 穿 Transmigrate into a Book: No One Understands Arrogance Better Than I Do 穿书之没人能比我更懂嚣张 Chenchen Little Darling晨晨小宝贝Ancient Romance984k WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication] –– Fu Zhu died suddenly after staying up all night watching shows and reading novels. She still remembers that just before she died, she was reading a novel called The Useless Girl Warrior Who Defies Heaven. –– Then she became Bai Li Fu Zhu, the female villain who opposes the novel's hero and heroine. –– This villain is different: she isn't jealous of the heroine or interested in the hero. She simply can't stand the two of them acting more arrogant than her and ste 47.2kReads9.3Score6.6kShelves

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    Don't be fooled by the lack of ratings; it's because there aren't many viewers. It's genuinely hilarious.

39. 39 叶 Ye Luoli: Everyone in the Lingxi Pavilion Can Hear My Thoughts 叶罗丽：我被灵犀阁全员读心了 Savory Soup Fish咸汤鱼Anime Fanfiction121k WordsOngoing [No romance + absurd humor + wild antics + everyone gets taken out equally] Good news: A Qiu is alive again! Bad news: She doesn't seem human anymore! On her first day as the bearer of the Power of Spirit Bonding, A Qiu watched a crowd of handsome men and beautiful women fight over her and burst out laughing like a pig! What she didn't know was that every official Spirit Pavilion Master could hear her thoughts! On the first day Yan Jue hosted the Spirit Pavilion selection, a voice popped int 1.4kReads8.7Score138Shelves
40. 40 人 Everyone's Playing a Psycho, So I'll Go Crazy 人设全是神经病，我选择发疯 Offer Flowers, Present Dogs接花献狗Urban481k WordsOngoing [No Female Lead + Unhinged Fiction + Bragging Fiction + Secret Identities + A Little Forum-Style Writing + Story Told Through Comics + A Love Triangle? [A New Term I Just Learned]] In a world of aberrant creatures, a madcap middle-aged man kicks open the gates of Sun City. Wielding a torch, he becomes the new sun over the world. “If someone has to be chosen, I’m suitable kindling too.” On a desolate plain, a girl in a white dress burns through her life to cut off the head of an arrogant giant. “ 313Reads9.3Score104Shelves

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    Both are quick transmigration, gacha, and role-playing games. For example, in the first world, the character Chen Fengsao is a professional thief—cheeky, hilarious, and incredibly handsome. The second book, also known as the Butler System, involves transmigrating to various worlds to become a butler. Examples include "The Rebellious Young Master's Demon Butler," "The Young Master and His Overbearing Butler from a CEO Novel," and "Space Marine and the Magical Contract Little Angel." Absolutely hilarious, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud!

41. 41 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 24.3kReads9.1Score2kShelves

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    Hilarious and absurd with a romantic pairing. Crazy, funny, and nonsensical: ① A mind-reading technique + a gossip-eating system, both insane and hilarious; ② A female military doctor transmigrates into a coffin to be buried alive and discovers the handsome man isn't quite dead, both sweet and funny; ③ The female lead is reborn and takes revenge on the scumbag, turning him into a eunuch.

42. 42 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 21.1kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
43. 43 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.5kReads8.9Score547Shelves
44. 44 快 Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰 Snowfield Phantom雪地幽灵Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and 971Reads8.9Score106Shelves

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    I just passed by and it looks pretty good.

45. 45 大 Breaking News! A Villain from Another Realm Breaks Down After His Mom Turns Him Three 大新闻！位面反派因妈变三岁崩溃 Win-Win双赢Ancient Romance515k WordsCompleted What’s it like to become a mom from the start? Tang Bao: Thanks for asking. Pretty great, if my son didn’t report me for having a crush... 999: ? - A ruler of the apocalypse falls and enters a quick-transmigration world. Other people’s quick transmigration missions are about winning over handsome men and taking down scheming white lotuses. Her mission is to switch roles with her son! Other people’s bodies are fair-skinned beauties with long legs; Tang Bao’s body is fair-skinned and adorable, wit 1.3kReads9.1Score100Shelves
46. 46 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance626k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.8kReads—Score120Shelves

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    Is this supposed to be hilarious?

47. 47 佛 The Buddha Says I’m Mentally Ill 佛祖说我是精神病 Yu Ye Mo雨叶陌Ancient Romance394k WordsCompleted Lin Yan thinks this world might be insane. After dying suddenly, she is tricked into transmigrating into a book and becoming a beggar. When begging fails to get her a meal, she decides to join a sect and make do. Who knew the path to immortality would be full of obstacles, and the sect packed with weirdos? The sect she joins is the Ten Thousand Swords Sect. All four senior brothers are complete lunatics! All five masters are hopelessly unreliable! Their sect is built on rented land in a cemetery 32Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    Sect humorous novel

48. 48 快 Quick Transmigration: My Dangerous Host 快穿：我的危险宿主 Two and a Half Feet of Steel青锋两尺半Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + wish fulfillment + System + punishing scumbags + no romance + strong female lead + face-slapping] System: “Host, why were you sealed away before?” Lan Yin: “Oh, I devoured some evil spirits from the Underworld.” System: “H-how... how many?” Lan Yin: “Hm? Not many, just a few billion.” System: “...What kind of deity did you say you were?” Lan Yin: “The God of the Underworld.” System: This is completely out of hand, folks! My Host is a total lunatic! (Warning: Includes orig 9.6kReads9.1Score1kShelves

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    All are completed novels! Funny + High Rating + No Romance + Quick Transmigration

49. 49 快 Quick Transmigration: My Scumbag Ex Cries as He Eats My Ashes 快穿修罗场：渣男哭着吃我骨灰 Meat Sauce Eater吃肉酱Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation is out! [Conquest + Shura Fields + No CP + Abusing Scum + Everyone's Favorite] Yu Ai is the best task-taker across all of time and space, a beauty blessed with both talent and looks. Hearing that men are always looking for trouble, she teams up with System 001 to teach them a lesson. She's the original green tea, a master of acting, and she's ready to fight back online. * The scheming CEO pins a woman beneath him. "Woman, behave. You're only allowed to be my caged bird." The 10.1kReads9.4Score1kShelves

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    Abuse of scumbags, no romantic pairing, comedy, system, highly recommended.

50. 50 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Supporting Character Is Reaching for the Sky 快穿：女配要上天 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleModern Romance984k WordsCompleted (No CP, feel-good, powerful, no logic) An Qiao, a genius talisman master who cultivates through talismans, was betrayed by her disciple while undergoing tribulation. Her tribulation failed, and just as her soul was about to dissipate, she sensed a force of space, seized the System, and forcibly bound it to herself. To survive, An Qiao takes on mission after mission, never doing things the usual way. She is determined to let the male and female leads run wild, so she can complete her tasks. This 12.7kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves

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