Please Recommend Silly, Funny, No-CP Quick Transmigration Novels, Ideally Rated 9.4 or Higher 跪求沙雕，搞笑，无cp的快穿文，最好是9.4分以上

1. 101 快 Quick Transmigration: Crazy Big Shots, Stop Going Wild 快穿之疯批大佬别浪了 Mu Shiqi暮十七Fantastical Romance5.7M WordsOngoing [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead] Someone stole the Divine Realm’s Tree of Life and tossed it into the three thousand worlds, causing a sensation. With a wave of his hand, the Heavenly Emperor entrusted the mission of retrieving it to Yun Qian, an idle High God who spent her days lazing about, leaving the immortals sighing in disbelief... Yun Qian was about to refuse when she accidentally became bound to a rather dim-witted system... “Host, stop fooling around! You’re abou 13.7kReads9.0Score782Shelves

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2. 102 快 Quick Transmigration: The Female Lead Only Wants to Build Her Career 快穿之女主她一心只想搞事业 Fish Tail Won't Wag鱼尾不摆尾Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted New release: Transmigrated as a disposable pawn, she refuses to be a fool. [No romance + Quick Transmigration + strong heroine] Yu Li was born in the Primordial World. Blessed with an immortal body, she should have been the chosen one, but she also possessed a demonic heart. Legend said that someone with an immortal body and a demonic heart would destroy the Primordial World. Everyone wanted her dead. To survive, she made a deal with a mysterious person, trading her body for the ability to trave 607Reads8.5Score—Shelves
3. 103 快 Quick Transmigration: The Max-Level Expert's Online Guide to Clearing Her Name 快穿之满级大佬在线洗白攻略 Mad Granny狂嬷嬷Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead + No Romance + Feel-Good Story] Luo Changsheng binds herself to a System and must redeem bad girls to prevent them from meeting tragic ends. World One: The Ungrateful Girl of the 1980s World Two: The Lying Orphan of the Apocalypse World Three: The Abandoned Wife in an Ancient Era That Favors Sons Over Daughters World Four: The Sword Cultivator Who Betrayed Her Sect World Five: The Gold-Digger Who Abandoned Her Husband and Children To 007, Luo Changsheng is by far the most 2.7kReads8.5Score152Shelves
4. 104 快 Quick Transmigration: The Big Shot Goes on a Killing Spree Again 快穿：大佬她又杀疯了 Uncle Loves Meat爱肉肉大叔Modern Romance352k WordsCompleted [A Super-Satisfying Story, the Kind That Makes Every Pore Tingle (New Story Now Underway)] [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead] Hosts from other Systems: Congratulations, Host! You have fulfilled your client's wish, won the heart of a top-tier male lead, and taken down the final villain! But the Host from this System: Our mission is to conquer the world! Become a big shot? Not a chance. This Host can throw every rulebook out the window and still leave both the male and female leads with nowhere to 380Reads9.1Score101Shelves
5. 105 快 Quick Transmigration: The Luckiest Kid in the World! 快穿:全世界最幸运的崽！ Strawberry Rice Ball草莓圆子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No romance, adorable baby, strong female lead] A reckless little System goes to the Immortal Realm to recruit strong fighters, only to get captured by a little lucky koi and turned into an electronic pet! The System is a little miser. One spirit pearl is all it takes to turn him from a reluctant grump into a devoted lackey, eager to run errands for his Host every day and earn some extra cash! The lucky koi dumpling is bursting with good fortune. The real koi has personally arrived to bring you 1.8kReads9.4Score163Shelves
6. 106 快 Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Heroine Rises by Crushing the System 快穿：女配崛起从捏碎系统开始 A Pomelo一棵柚子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Strong Female Lead + Feel-Good Revenge + No Romance] Fu Ya was forcibly bound to a System and tasked with helping tragic female supporting characters turn the tables and slap their tormentors in the face, in exchange for a chance to be reborn or live forever. But she unexpectedly discovered that her soul could see through all things and even read the System's thoughts. Wow, wasn't she basically a human treasure-hunting mouse, a wealth-generating machine? What? That wasn't 5.5kReads8.9Score498Shelves
7. 107 快 Quick Transmigration: The Babies Are Cute and Sweet, and I'm Obsessed with Raising Them! 快穿：崽崽萌又香，我为养娃狂！ Ate Three Fish吃了三条鱼Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [No CP + strong female lead + raising children + slow transmigration + heartwarming] The complete story is finished! Finished! No men, just adorable kids everywhere! A powerful woman who spoils children rotten! Sweet, heartwarming, adorable! Shi Xing is incredibly powerful. All she wants is to raise children, punish scumbags, and build a career. Men? Why would she need men? Aren’t adorable, cuddly little ones more than enough? All kinds of cute kids, all kinds of stories. There’s bound to be s 1.3kReads9.3Score112Shelves
8. 108 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Lunatic, How Can She Be a Mom? 快穿：宿主是疯批，怎么能当娘 Dawn at the Window晓轩窗Modern Romance422k WordsCompleted (No CP + no logic + wish fulfillment) Ning Meng, a demon emperor who can’t take human form, has to earn merit, so she takes on missions in different worlds and becomes people’s mother or father. If a scumbag or deadbeat dad dares bully her daughter, she’ll beat them all down, no questions asked, and help her daughter clear up years of injustice. A transmigrator wants to use her family as a stepping stone? Dream on. Go have a love-hate relationship with that scumbag instead! Her son has been bull 439Reads9.2Score101Shelves
9. 109 快 The Quick Transmigration Demon King: Keep Your Merit Points Away from Me! 快穿大魔王：功德你不要过来啊 Tomato with Yogurt番茄炒酸奶Ancient Romance453k WordsCompleted No CP, mindless feel-good power fantasy. The female lead isn't human, okay? Her way of thinking is abnormal. She takes down scumbags and delivers face-slapping without wasting time. If she can solve it with her fists, she won't waste words. Quick transmigration moves fast. In the Classic of Mountains and Seas arc, the female lead is the story itself, ruling over the strange beasts. The female lead is not human! Not human!! NOT HUMAN!!! She wears the pinkest clothes and does the craziest things! 268Reads8.4Score—Shelves
10. 110 快 Quick Transmigration: The Powerful One Torments Scum, Even Killing Herself When She Gets Serious 快穿：大佬虐渣，狠起来自己都杀 Little Dragon Crystal小龙晶Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Abusing villains + satisfying revenge + no romance + strong heroine + no logic] [Everything is fictional!!! Do not imitate!!! Never break the law.] This is a quick transmigration revenge story with no romance. The synopsis doesn’t matter; what matters is the story. [If you’re a stickler for logic, please be gentle. If you’re a perfectionist, please be gentle. Writing isn’t easy, so let’s understand each other. A kind word can warm you through three winters; a cruel one can chill you even in sum 1.3kReads8.9Score103Shelves
11. 111 快 Quick Transmigration: The Big Shot Is Busy Saving the World, So the Villain Should Take It Easy 快穿：大佬救世忙，反派轻点狂 Drinking Ice饮冰Ancient Romance2.9M WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + strong female lead + golden finger + feel-good career-building] (No romance) To transmigrate through three thousand worlds, Ning Mo randomly caught a System and bound it to herself. The weak and helpless System thought its existence would be bleak, never imagining that following its Host would lead it to turn its life around, save worlds, and earn a mountain of merit! The faithless scumbag exes, the cruel and heartless CEOs, and the awful people who failed to recognize he 1.3kReads9.1Score116Shelves
12. 112 快 Quick Transmigration: I Rely on Raising Kids to Become a God 快穿之我靠养崽封神 Qibao Tuantuan柒宝团团Modern Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Audiobook and comic adaptations available. Search the title on Fanqie to read them.] [Quick transmigration + raising children + strong heroine + romance] Because she was a workaholic mother, her child died tragically and her husband took his own life. After Qiao Qiao transmigrates into her place, everyone says that CEO Qiao is utterly devoted to her husband and child. A mother dotes on her son while exploiting her daughter to support him, only to be pushed off a cliff by her son and die. Qiao Q 9.1kReads9.5Score782Shelves
13. 113 快 Quick Transmigration: The Senior Sister's Mission to Mend Heaven 快穿之大师姐补天记 A Single Thought Reaches the Azure Clouds一念青云Ancient Romance444k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [No romance, strong female lead, satisfying revenge story, helping clients make up for their regrets] A great war between the righteous immortal sects and demonic cultivators damaged the Heavenly Dao barrier in the Cangming Continent, creating many weak points that drew transmigrators from other worlds. They came to steal the Heavenly Dao’s own fortune. To repair the barrier, An Zhi, senior disciple of Qingyun Sect, is ordered to travel to three thousand minor worlds and gather merit. 155Reads8.6Score—Shelves
14. 114 综 Film and TV Crossover: The Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Heartthrob Is Loved by Everyone, Then Kills Men and Women Alike 综影视：美强惨万人迷后男女通杀 Yangzi Likes Xiaoye阳子喜欢小夜Female-Channel Fanfiction2.2M WordsCompleted Quick transmigration, a collection of dramas and films. Dual female leads, with a focus on the two heroines getting close to beautiful women. World 1: Eternal Love: Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms, Su Jin and Bai Qian [Complete] World 2: The Legend of Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan, Xue Qi, Wang Baochuan, and Dai Zhan [Complete] The Blood of Youth [Complete] Ultimate Note: Saving A Ning [Complete] Till the End of the Moon [Complete] Fox Spirit Matchmaker [Complete] A Journey to Love [Complete] The He 4.8kReads9.1Score256Shelves
15. 115 快 Quick Transmigration: The Big Shot Mom Plays by No Rules 快穿妈妈文：大佬她不讲武德 Quiet Waters Retreat幽水小筑Modern Romance419k WordsCompleted [No romance] [Strong female lead] What? Those immortals, demons, ghosts, and monsters of the Three Realms want a shortcut to cultivation, and they actually dare to target the souls of our Underworld? Are those bastards trying to bring the Underworld to ruin? How can we let that slide? Yiluo, the beloved little princess of the King of the Underworld, may not yet be able to stand against the Three Realms on her own. But to minimize the losses suffered by the Underworld, she sets off with her soul 142Reads7.3Score—Shelves
16. 116 救 Help! My Junior Sister Keeps Trying to Destroy the World 救命！小师妹她总想毁灭世界 Yaoyao Wants to Sleep尧尧想睡觉Ancient Romance222k WordsOngoing [System] [No male lead] [No romance] [Ridiculous, feel-good story] The world kisses me with pain, so I’ll punch the world into the ground! How unlucky can a person get? Jiang Yan has an answer. All she did was walk along while looking at her phone, and a flowerpot dropped from the sky and killed her. Some people die, but she’s still alive. She’s even been chosen as a hardheaded supporting actress who’s meant to sacrifice herself for the romance of a universally adored heroine. No problem. If she —Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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    What to do when you transmigrate into a supporting cannon fodder character in a novel?! How can the female lead save herself? A lighthearted transmigration novel with no romantic subplot, featuring a system, a beloved junior sister, and many plot twists and turns. It subverts common tropes and is highly recommended.

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