Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？
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The Old Fox of a School Doctor: Are All My Patients Fragile College Students? 老六校医：患者全是脆皮大学生？
[Live streaming + wish fulfillment + no System + no heroine + memes and comedy] A parallel world. Jiang Feng is a campus doctor at Yunhai University. By chance, he is selected to appear on a major live-streamed reality show called Work Hard, Wage Slaves! Faced with a bunch of fragile yet hard-to-kill college students, the vibe in Jiang Feng’s livestream gets increasingly bizarre. “Dr. Jiang, can you treat ghosts? Lately, I keep feeling like someone’s choking me.” Jiang Feng: “You put your sw
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- 1102 Evening Breeze and a Sea of Oranges 晚风和橘子海 Evening Breeze and an Orange Sea —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1103 Infinite Apocalypse: I Am Reborn in the Game 无限末世：我在游戏里重生 [Infinite Loop + Sci-Fi + Post-Apocalypse + Games + Combat] An endless cycle of game-based worlds has appeared once again, but are the players caught up in it actually all corpses? This is a world where anyone who dies unexpectedly is transported into it. This is not the end of life, but the beginning of a new one. You must travel again and again to terrifying, complex apocalyptic worlds and fight to survive. Complete missions, earn points, grow stronger, and repeat the process until you gain yo —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Young Marshal, Your Wife Has Run Away Again 少帅你老婆又跑了
“My wife is a country girl. She doesn’t know anything about fashion, so don’t bully her!” the Young Marshal declared. The socialites and noble ladies whom the Young Marshal’s wife had completely overshadowed wanted to cry: Who was bullying whom, exactly? The Young Marshal added, “My wife is gentle and quiet. She doesn’t know anything about Chinese medicine or marksmanship!” The patients cured by his wife and the enemies she’d shot dead wondered: Young Marshal, are you blind? “My wife is tend
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- 1105 The Sky Screen Descends: We, the Zhu Yuanzhangs, Pay Our Respects to the Yongle Emperor 天幕降世：咱朱元璋拜见永乐大帝 A rundown of history's regrets and future surprises for emperors of every dynasty. Short videos and modern technology broaden the horizons of people in ancient times. [Rundown]+ [History]+ [Videos]+ [No romance] Shi Jinchu has no idea she's been bound to the Myriad Worlds System. Every video she watches appears before the ancestors of every dynasty. [Your servant wishes to report Consort Xi, who committed adultery and brought chaos to the imperial harem. Her crimes are unforgivable!] People of e 8.8kReads8.2Score569Shelves
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Are You Crazy? Why Does a Heartthrob Need Me to Play Matchmaker? 疯了吧？万人迷还需要我当助攻
Su Yu transmigrates into a novel full of characters who are all obsessed with the heroine. Her life as an actor begins, and she takes on the roles of countless cannon-fodder supporting characters all by herself. Confessing Su: “I like you!” Original Male Supporting Character One: “...” Therapist Su: “The main treatment for your condition is sleep.” Original Male Lead: “...” Kindhearted Su: “Come here, sweetheart. Want me to carry you like a princess?” Original Male Supporting Character Two: “...
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- 1107 The First Star Chain 第一星链 The planets in the universe are divided into different levels according to their degree of civilization. There are nine tiers in all. Earth’s civilization is relatively underdeveloped, so it is classified as part of the First Star Chain. After an accidental car crash brought Gu Lingyun, who came from Earth, to the Hall of Senluo, a twist of fate led him to transmigrate into the soul of a resident of another planet in the First Star Chain. He had not had his memories erased by the Gate of Oblivio 302Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 1108 Fragrant Years, Lasting Happiness 岁月沉香，幸福绵长 The years are fragrant, and happiness lasts. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1109 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score703Shelves
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The Real Heiress Wins People Over with Her Shamelessness 真千金以缺德服人
[Sharp-tongued male lead feared even by ghosts x foul-mouthed heroine who picks fights with the whole world] Jiang Tang transmigrates into a book, becoming the real daughter and wicked supporting character in a melodramatic novel, a stepping stone for the happy ending of the hero and heroine. She thinks of the original character, who only became more miserable the harder she tried, and her eventual fate: her fiancé stolen from her, scandals following her everywhere, and death by suicide after
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- 1111 My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead 孽徒都想要我苟命 [Transmigrate into a book + no romance + extremely cautious] Her twelve disciples joined forces to kill her. Luckily, just before her soul was scattered, she awakened the Super Scrubbing System. [Ding! Detected disciple's malice value at 70. Help them become good.] [Ding! Detected disciple's goodness value at 80. Make them turn evil.] First Disciple: My heartless master, do you have any idea how much I despise you? Teng Luo: “Go ahead and despise me.” Second Disciple: I'll hunt you to the ends o 1.3kReads9.3Score173Shelves
- 1112 Age Difference Can't Stand in Love's Way 年龄的差距并不能阻挡爱情的脚步 The age gap cannot stand in the way of love. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1113 Ne Zha: I, Ao Jia, Swear to Get Justice! 哪吒：我敖甲，誓要讨个公道！ [Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child World] [Dragon King] [Decisive and Ruthless] After transmigrating into the world of Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child, he becomes Ao Jia, a gravely wounded member of the dragon clan, and is hunted by demon hunters from the start! He becomes Shen Zhengdao’s disciple and awakens the Imperial System. Wait, I can understand the Twelve Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches Star Formation, and I can understand the Ancestral Dragon’s blood essence, but what’s the deal with 89Reads8.2Score—Shelves
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Back to 1970 Before I Lost My Chastity: Husband, I Was Wrong 七零回到失去清白前，老公我错了
Everyone in Yonggan Village knew that the newly arrived Shen Jiaojiao was a little temptress. She dressed in flashy clothes every day and chased after men. Later, a scumbag chopped off Shen Jiaojiao's legs, threw her in a basement, and tortured her until she wished she were dead. When she was critically ill, the man she'd personally sent to prison, Xu Mo, bought her for a million. Shen Jiaojiao thought Xu Mo had bought her to humiliate and torment her. But he put their past behind them, marri
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The Workaholic Junior Sister Is the Hardest to Kill in the Cultivation World 卷王小师妹修仙界第一难杀
[Ensemble cast + mostly friendship and family bonds + multiple team battles] No one at Qingwu Sect expected their junior sister, who had always meekly gone along with everything and cried to win their favor, to suddenly rebel, drug them herself, and escape the sect. Even less did they expect to meet her again on the opposing side. The noisy, boisterous, rough-and-tumble young men and women of Yueming Sect surrounded her protectively and cleared a path for her. “Make way! Can’t you see our Die-di
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- 1116 A Beauty Bodyguard Transmigrates into a Book as Pan Jinlian 美女保镖穿书潘金莲 A Beautiful Bodyguard Transmigrates into the Story of Pan Jinlian 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1117 A Sound That Pierces the Ears 魔音贯耳 In the haze of uncertainty, how can anyone tell right from wrong? Friend or foe, the answer is still unclear. [Overpowered College Student]+ [An Incredible Start from the Start]+ [Loves Everyone] All he really wants is to go back. To live an ordinary life. Can he still do that? —Reads8.2Score—Shelves
- 1118 She’s Short on Money in the Five Elements 她五行缺钱【玄学】 Jiang Yi was kidnapped at the age of five and unexpectedly became the 108th successor of an obscure Daoist temple. The one who raised her and taught her everything was a wisp of the temple’s founding matriarch’s soul, which had remained inside her memorial tablet. Her temple was nothing more than a ramshackle shack made from discarded boards that mountain hunters didn’t want. It had no running water or electricity. Even dog-litter mushrooms grew between the floorboards. After they came down the 931Reads9.4Score198Shelves
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Shocking! My Junior Sister's Teammates Are All Picked Up Along the Way 震惊，小师妹的队友全靠捡
[Four-Person Team] [Xianxia-Inspired] [Ensemble Cast] [Sect Life] [Light Humor] [Redemption] [Unity] [No CP, No Romance Allowed in This Cultivation Story!] A somewhat unorthodox account of orthodox Daoist cultivators on their path to immortality. In the early part, they cultivate merit in the mortal world through several short stories. Later, they enter a secret realm for a chaotic free-for-all, with multiple sects joining in. The four youngsters save one another and grow together. There is too
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- 1120 A Deal with the Overbearing CEO 和霸道总裁的交易 A Deal with the Domineering CEO 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1121 The Nine Heavens Spirit Dragon 九霄灵龙 I was an abandoned baby, and I never knew who my parents were. Fortunately, an old man found me and took me in as his disciple. Eighteen years later, I descended the mountain alone to gain experience. I traveled far and wide, venturing into the underworld and slaying hundreds of ghosts, and witnessed all kinds of strange and wondrous things. I made a band of brothers who would live and die alongside me. Of course, some of them weren't human... —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1122 Your Majesty, Save Me! The Little Sprite Wants to Eat My Gossip 陛下，救救我！小妖精要吃我的瓜 [Lighthearted comedy + everyone can hear thoughts + System + gossip + adored by all + ridiculous heroine + livestreaming short videos] This story is all about gossip and comedy, with plenty of weird antics. There's no romance for anyone, and the System can be upgraded later to scroll through videos. After being born into the Cui family, Cui Yao becomes the eldest daughter of Grand Secretary Cui. She had planned to lie flat at home every day, but not long after binding to a gossip System, she's f 250Reads6.7Score—Shelves
- 1123 Sword Dream: Dawn in the East 剑梦：东方破晓 A young man once aspired to reach the heavens, and vowed to become the finest under heaven... Wait, they’ve assigned me this bunch from the start. Can I really survive this? A little girl... a mature beauty... a Taoist... and... is that one a gangster? 1Reads6.4Score—Shelves
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After Seeing the Narration, I Got Rich by Executing the Protagonists 看见旁白后，我靠处刑主角暴富了
After returning from being possessed for three years, Yu Qi discovered that the world was one giant Tomato Novel, and she'd already completed the story of the villainess: she'd been kicked out of her family, become notorious, and lost everything. Luckily, the rebirth bundle she'd bought at great expense came with a golden finger: she could see the novel's narration, including descriptions of people's appearances, sudden events, and inner thoughts. If you don't perish in silence, you go crazy i
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- 1125 The Immortal Emperor Who Understands the Ways of the World 最懂人间烟火的仙帝 The Immortal Emperor Who Understands the Human World Best 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1126 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 234Reads7.9Score106Shelves
- 1127 One Move from This Shameless Junior Sister, and the Experts of the Nine Provinces Are All Stunned 缺德师妹一出手，九州大佬全麻了 Lu Lingyou transmigrates into a novel about a universally adored heroine, only to become the cannon-fodder female supporting character. The original owner was useless at everything and always the first to take the blame. The heroine killed a fellow disciple? The heroine leaked the sect's secret techniques? The heroine was secretly involved with the Demon Clan's holy lord? She got blamed for all of it. In the end, she died horribly amid the cheers of the entire cultivation world! Lu Lingyou says 46.3kReads9.1Score6.8kShelves
- 1128 Reborn into a Life of Jade 重生之翡翠人生 A Reborn Life in Jade 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1129 I Trained My Boyfriend into an Elite, While I Tell Fortunes 男友被我培养成精英，我负责算命 [Scheming, obsessive yandere male lead + domineering female powerhouse versed in the occult + gentle, kind white-lotus second male lead + cunning, highly intelligent and calculating third male lead + episodic stories] Episode 1: My One True Love Inspired by the author's visits to and participation in numerous real-life fortune-telling sessions, as well as feng shui consultations and fortune-telling cases involving family relationships. Main story: “A love between a human and a snake, ending in n 5Reads8.0Score—Shelves
- 1130 The Farmhouse's Beloved Little Darling: The System Has Crashed Again Today 农家小团宠：系统今天又崩溃了 [Absurd Comedy + Farming + Beloved by All and Rising to the Top + No Romance + No Goody-Two-Shoes] Two new chapters every morning at 6 a.m. Qiao Shiyi died. Then she came back to life. When she opened her eyes again, she had become the daughter of the Qiao family in Linxi Village, Daguan Mountain. The world was in chaos, her family was dirt poor, and every day they could only survive on a watery bean porridge. Then one day, she awakened the Farming and Fortune-Building System. The Farming an 2kReads9.3Score271Shelves
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I’m Running a Vacation Inn in the Apocalypse 我在末世里开度假宾馆
[No Romance + Business Building + Post-Apocalypse] New mission: Open a hotel in the post-apocalyptic world. Xia Yan: “I thought this was supposed to be a vacation. Where’s the scenery? Are the zombies the scenery? Thanks, but no thanks!” System: “No, no, hear me out. No missions, no punishments, and upgrades are entirely up to you. You can slack off as much as you like. This System will always be on your side!” Xia Yan: “Okay!” And so Xia Yan finds herself in a dilapidated hotel. The conditions
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- 1132 Following the Light, Forgetting 寻着光照的方向，遗忘 The year Gu Rou graduated from university, her mother suddenly vanished without a trace. Every record of her identity had been erased, leaving no clues behind. In search of her mother, Gu Rou traveled between the bustle and solitude of the city, while the wheel of fate quietly began to turn. The Privy Council secretly assigned Lin Ziyue to follow Gu Rou, then recruited her into ISG as a Level One Investigator, tasking her with investigating unusual cases. With her keen powers of observation and 1Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 1133 Tales of the Rare Treasures Pavilion 聚珍阁轶事 Tales of the Rare Treasures Pavilion 8Reads—Score—Shelves
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My Subordinates Are All Rebellious, and I Become the Army's Greatest Villain 手下全是反骨仔，我成全军大反派
[A super contrarian + master trap-setter + comedy + old fox + invincible] Transmigrating into 1979, Ye An unexpectedly finds himself on a battlefield engulfed in the flames of war. He hopes to distinguish himself and make a name for himself, but his unit is ambushed and suffers heavy casualties. In a crisis, Ye An is ordered to rebuild the unit. The new recruits sent to him are all exceptional, but they're also notorious troublemakers and rebels from their respective units. His superiors promise
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- 1135 Online Game: Nuclear Blast Talent, Soul Reaper 网游：核爆天赋，灵魂收割者 [Reborn + Lone Wolf + Sneaky Tactics + Satisfying Read + Game Merges with Reality] The online game Descent sweeps the globe, merging with reality and plunging the world into chaos. In his previous life, Xiao Ran is drained and framed by his wife, Liu Ruyan, then dies horribly at the hands of monsters. Reborn, Xiao Ran gains the god-tier talent [Pain Is Ever-Changing]. What? All my skills are damage-over-time and debuff spells? No problem. [A Debt Must Be Repaid]: If your damaging debuff spell is 25Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1136 The Heavenly Eye Feng Shui Grandmaster 天眼风水大宗师 The Grandmaster of Feng Shui with the Heavenly Eye 22Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1137 After I Transmigrate, I Become Both a Physician and an Agricultural Scholar 穿越后成为医农双卿 After Transmigrating, I Became a Dual Physician of Medicine and Agriculture 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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Horror World: I'm the Big Boss of the Supernatural, Summoning Chen Haonan from the Start 惊悚世界：我是诡异大哥大，开局召唤陈浩南
Horror World: I’m the Top Boss of the Supernatural, Summoning Chen Haonan from the Start
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- 1139 Horror Survival: Witnessing the Final Chapter of Guiyuan 恐怖求生，见证归元终章 [Smart Protagonist] [Horror Mystery] [Desperate Escape] [No Saintly Protagonist] [Heart-Wrenching Drama] "On the fifteenth night of the seventh month, ghosts run amok..." That night, Xu Sheng went to burn paper offerings for his ancestors and almost got hit by a paper car meant to be burned for the dead. Chen Hai shoved him out of the way and saved his life, but by sheer coincidence, Xu Sheng was sent down a terrifying path to a place called Guiyuan. Embroidered shoes that walk on their own; Pap —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1140 Everyone in My Sect Is Farming Favorability with Me 整个师门都在刷我的好感度 In her previous life, Xue Changying was the junior sister who spent every day doting on her senior brothers and master, treating them like her own family. She thought everything was going smoothly, but in the end, her spiritual roots were destroyed, she was reduced to an ordinary mortal, and her sect heartlessly expelled her. She froze to death outside the mountain gate! Reborn, she finally saw these people for what they were. They had taken her in only to win her favor and divide up her heaven- 39Reads8.0Score—Shelves
- 1141 I Get Stronger by Scaring People, and I Was Reborn Thanks to My Ridiculous Antics 吓人就变强，我靠沙雕重生了 Scare People to Get Stronger: I Was Reborn Thanks to My Ridiculous Antics 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1142 Wait, You Really Think I’m a Soft Touch, Young Lord? 不是，你真当我软世子啊？ [Multiple heroines] [Alternate world] [No System] [Maxed-out talent] I’m the heir to the Prince of Ning, for heaven’s sake. So what if I’m a little handsome and a little good at fighting? Why are all the young ladies scrambling to marry me? The bride chosen for me: the daughter of a prince from a different surname? The two girls who grew up in my home? The princess who’s been like an “older sister” to me? The rebel’s two foolish master-and-disciple companions? What? Even my own master seems to h 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1143 From the Start, I Had a Spoonful of Three-Flower Evaporated Milk: Setting the Cafeteria Straight in 1987 开局我一勺三花淡奶，我在1987整顿食堂 From the Start, I Had a Spoonful of Three-Flower Evaporated Milk: I Whip the Cafeteria into Shape in 1987 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1144 After Dropping Out, I Became an Urban Legend as a Delivery Rider, and the System Forced Me to Become a Workaholic 退学后，我靠送外卖成了都市传说，系统逼我当卷王 After Dropping Out, I Became an Urban Legend Through Food Delivery, and the System Forced Me to Become a Hustler 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1145 After Pain Made Me Immortal, My First Love Went Mad 痛觉赐我长生后，白月光疯了 After Pain Granted Me Immortality, My White Moonlight Went Mad —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1146 The Wind Returns to the Mountains and Seas 风归山海 After the Tang Dynasty pacified the foreign states across the eastern sea, the Central Plains welcomed people from every land with open arms. The East Asian world entered a new golden age of martial arts, while the mingling and conflicts between peoples stirred sweeping changes across the jianghu. Fuyu Feng has dreamed of reaching the pinnacle of the martial world since childhood. As he travels between the imperial court and the jianghu, he gradually matures, weathering storms and hardships and —Reads8.3Score—Shelves
- 1147 I Drew the Divine Sword and Was Cast Out. Why Are You Begging Me to Return to the Sect? 拔神剑被驱逐，你们为何求我回宗 Chen Xun transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation and drew the Beilu Shimen Sword. To his surprise, he was ruthlessly expelled for having too little cultivation and no talent whatsoever. “If you’re going to be this heartless, then I’ll leave. Don’t come crying and begging me to return later!” I awakened the ability to endlessly comprehend the sword’s ancestral techniques! From the Nine Suns Heavenly Demon Art to the Fourfold Sword, from the Boundless Northern Buddha Body to the Formation —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1148 Cultivating Immortality in the City: I Slay the Three Realms with Sarcastic Wit and Cunning 都市修仙：我靠腹黑吐槽爆杀三界 [A million in debt and a broken spiritual root? Watch me roast my way to a whole new realm of cultivation!] After dying from overwork, I was reborn as the cultivation world's most notorious good-for-nothing, complete with a deluxe package of awful relatives and a scumbag fiancé. Su Niannian flipped the table and let loose, accidentally activating the [Roast-and-Devour Spirit Physique]. Roast a two-faced schemer and gain spiritual power; rile up a big shot and shatter their inner demons. Turns o 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1149 The Player Plays Without a Care 奏者无心 Emotion is the toxic legacy of a bygone era, and humanity’s last remaining spark. After the Great Stillness, intense emotions became contraband. The only traces of feeling, known as “Heartnotes,” are harvested and turned in by “Musicians” to keep the placid world stable. Chen Yin, codename “Mute Lament,” is a top-tier Musician and a secret “Resonant.” A ravenous presence lurks within him, and only by devouring Heartnotes can he delay his own disintegration. He harvests emotions, yet bears an emp —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1150 The Ming Emperor Comes to the Modern Era 大明皇帝来现代 When Old Zhu travels to the modern age through the Emperor Passage and sees flying iron birds, running iron lumps, and devices that let people speak across a thousand miles, will the Hongwu Emperor still be the same man? Will the Great Ming follow the same dark course of history as before? Old Zhu says, “Of course not! I’m going to plant the Great Ming’s flag all over the world!” I hear you’re pretty bold, Fourth Brother!… 1Reads6.9Score—Shelves
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