Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的,有木有?
GPT-6 Luna
In this list
Reader notes translated by Google Translate
1.4k
-
1151
I Transmigrated Into a Book as the Villainous Ancestor, and My Junior Sister Gave Up on Me 穿书成反派老祖,师妹弃疗了
Qin Yuan, courtesy name Yanwan. You can tell from the name alone that this was a child nobody liked from the moment she was born. And... reality was exactly the same! There was no twist! The X-novel writer stared in despair at the reflection in the pool: a white-haired girl with scarlet eyes... That's right, she had transmigrated into a book, into the fantasy world of a novel she'd written called The Lost Immortal. Everyone except the protagonist met a bad end! The "lost" in The Lost Immortal me
23.7kReads9.5Score3.6kShelves
Reader note
- 1152 Poisonous Fragrance: He Says Sleeping with Me Is a Physical Attraction 毒香:他说睡我是生理喜欢 Poisonous Fragrance: He Says Sleeping with Me Is Purely Physical Attraction —Reads—Score—Shelves
-
1153
Back in the Capital, the Brilliant Miss Is Famous Across the Land 回京后,神算大小姐名满天下
[No romance + metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying read + secret identity + ghost-catching + lighthearted, no angst~] Yun Zhuo of the Xiao family was abandoned as a child. When her relatives come looking for her, she decisively returns to the capital to become a thorn in their side. Her birth mother says she’s uncouth and illiterate? But in the blink of an eye, she’s welcomed into the capital’s circle of master scholars, discussing poetry and prose and interpreting the fate of the world. T
156.7kReads9.6Score20.6kShelves
Reader note
- 1154 Where Did That Fifty Bucks Go? 那五十块去哪了 Where Did Those Fifty Bucks Go? —Reads—Score—Shelves
-
1155
A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战,技能狂潮席卷诸天
[Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We
3.6kReads8.1Score214Shelves
Reader note
- 1156 Day 85, and We Still Haven't Fought 第85天,我们仍未吵架 Day 85, and We Still Haven't Fought —Reads—Score—Shelves
-
1157
The 1980s: The Cold-Faced Officer Is Wrapped Around the Sickly Beauty's Finger 八零:冷面军官被病弱美人拿捏了
[Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Martial arts prodigy Jiang Nianzhi transmigrates into a book and arrives in an alternate version of the 1980s, where she becomes a delicate, frail beauty. Thinking she would run into one terrible person after another, she rolls up her sleeves, ready to beat them all into submission. But her feisty mother favors girls over boys, her white-lotus sister is a doting sister-con, her grandmother is a beauty enthusiast, and her little brother has
83kReads9.4Score13.3kShelves
Reader note
- 1158 The Whole Internet Is Betting My Voice Is Fake 全网都在赌我的声音是假的 The Whole Internet Is Betting My Voice Is Fake —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1159 The Sweethouse’s Top Star 甜字号头牌 (The print edition of Sweetness Unspoken goes on sale June 20) [Campus + goofy comedy + childhood sweethearts + overprotective brother + sweet romance] [Sweet, feisty girl × suave, sly bad boy] A pretty, sweet-looking girl transfers into the class. She's wild-tempered and fearless, and on her very first day she gets into an argument with Shen Sili, the top guy in the grade who sits in the back row. While their classmates marvel that the newcomer has no fear, the next day they see the two walking 17.7kReads9.4Score2.5kShelves
-
1160
Time-Space Gate: Damn! I Was Handed Over to the State as Soon as It Bound to Me 时空门:淦!才绑定就被上交国家
[No romance, serving the motherland, strong female lead, imaginative premise, the country and I choose each other, science and technology] One-sentence summary: I will stand atop the universe and bathe my motherland in boundless glory. From now on, no one in the stars will be able to shake our supremacy! The universe will shine because of us! Full summary: Xiao Shaohua is woken in the middle of the night by the spirit of a Space-Time Gate, who tells her she has been bound to the gate. An otherwo
5kReads9.0Score355Shelves
Reader note
-
1161
Disguised as a Man, I Joined the Sect, and My Identity Keeps Getting More Complicated 女扮男装进宗门,身份一层又一层
[Transmigration + Rebirth + Four Symbols Space + Searching for the Star Deities + Lighthearted and Upbeat + Adventure and Treasure Hunting + No Romance, Face-Slapping!!] 1. In her first life, Sang Jiu was an SSS-rank psychic ability user who died protecting the people of a city! In her second life, she took an unconventional path, learning poison-making from her alchemist master, only to die again while saving someone! When she opened her eyes once more, she had become the Ninth Princess, disgui
630Reads8.7Score124Shelves
Reader note
- 1162 The Year He Refused to Apologize 不认错的年 A Year Without Admitting Fault —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1163 Ocean Survival: My Raft Leads to Peach Blossom Sanctuary 海上求生:我的木筏通桃源 When she woke up, the world had turned upside down. Countless people had entered a game called Survival at Sea. From the start, all they had was a wooden raft and a fishing rod. Every supply had to be caught on a line. Sharks, giant beasts, bitter cold, hurricanes, and merciless hunting between people. Survival became incredibly difficult, and supplies were scarce and precious. Lu Xingchen entered the game and obtained a god-tier pocket dimension on her very first day: the Peach Blossom Sanctuar 63.9kReads9.1Score7.2kShelves
-
1164
Born in the Cold Palace! The Adorable Child Commands All Beasts and Unites the World 冷宫出生!萌娃驾驭万兽一统天下
Chu Qingli was a beautiful young woman from the twenty-first century. After getting drunk one night, she transmigrated into the body of a tiny baby, the little princess the Spirit Beast Kingdom’s royal family had not seen in a hundred years. She was struggling for her life in the belly of a deposed empress confined to the cold palace. “Waaah!” Her heavenly cry set all the beasts in the cold palace abuzz. A little mouse ran out of its hole and became her guardian. A huge stray dog that had appear
8.9kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
Reader note
- 1165 He Pursued Me with Such Passion, Then Pushed Me Away with Such Cruelty 他追我时有多热烈,推开我时就有多残忍 He Pursued Me with Such Passion, Then Cast Me Aside with Such Cruelty —Reads—Score—Shelves
-
1166
The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了,只有我是穿越的
[Also known as The Whole Sect Has Been Reborn, and I’m the Only One Who Transmigrated] [Transmigrate into a book + a little goofy + adored by everyone + no romance + lucky charm + stirring up trouble] [Mindless wish fulfillment. If you have a brain, don’t read this.] Sheng Ning transmigrates into a book carrying a Gatling gun. The book is a cultivation novel where every character is a lovesick puppy. As a disposable side character, she’s targeted by the whole sect from the very start. Sheng Ning
3.4kReads9.0Score599Shelves
Reader note
- 1167 The System Says: As Long as You Grow Stronger, Huaxia Will Be Invincible 系统说,只要你变强,华夏便无敌 [Quick Transmigration + System + Livestream + Donating to the Nation + No CP] (I originally planned to write a romance, but decided I’d rather let the heroine shine on her own. There are a few flirtatious scenes early on that I couldn’t quite remove, so feel free to skip them.) In 2121, Blue Star faces a massive resource crisis. The harsh environment and food shortages make life miserable for everyone. While eating corn at home, Jin Feizhi is inexplicably bound to a System and immediately starts 61Reads7.3Score—Shelves
-
1168
Chaos: Nine Chapters of Xuanyuan 混沌:玄渊九章
The Nine Chapters of the Mystic Abyss takes the Daoist philosophy of “the Dao gives birth to the One” as its foundation, deftly blending quantum physics with ancient mythology to depict an epic awakening of modern cultivation civilization. The novel uses the Nine-Tiered Pagoda of the Mystic Abyss Gourd to link a chain of cause and effect stretching back five thousand years, gradually uncovering the cosmic truth behind the periodic annihilation of spiritual energy tides. It constructs a quantum c
—Reads—Score—Shelves
Reader note
- 1169 The Last Hunter's Ultimatum 最后猎手的通牒 The Last Hunter's Ultimatum —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1170 The Tragic-Romance Heroine Is Obsessed with Cultivation 虐文女主沉迷修仙 No romance, strong female lead, and the heroine stays single, single, single. The heroine works hard at cultivation, plays it safe in the early stages, and stays focused on herself. She’s a genius who grows stronger over time. She’s neither wholly good nor wholly evil, and does as she pleases. The System is only useful for transmitting the plot and little else. Tragic-romance scenario one: She becomes the stand-in for a wealthy young master’s true love. The heroine: “I’m going to cultivate immor 4.6kReads9.2Score378Shelves
-
1171
I Dig the Pits, You Fill Them In. Everyone in Our Sect Is a Rebel 我挖坑,你填土,师门全是反骨
[Original title: I Became the Beloved Little Junior Sister and Turned the Cultivation World Upside Down] Xie Sisi transmigrated and became the cannon-fodder supporting character in a novel she’d once mocked, a character with the exact same name. The supporting character’s role was to bring the heroine to an immortal sect, dutifully serve as her medicine human, and ultimately die after being used to test the heroine’s medicines. Xie Sisi, who knew the plot: “Bah! Whoever wants to be a medicine hu
60.2kReads9.4Score7.8kShelves
Reader note
- 1172 Cats Eat Fish, Dogs Eat Meat, and Junior Sister Becomes a Little Monster in Seconds 猫吃鱼狗吃肉,小师妹秒变小怪兽 [No CP] The System reboots, and Feng Xu transmigrates into a book once again, playing the villainous cannon-fodder girl in a silly, sweet romance novel. Once bitten, twice prepared. We're professionals at playing villains. They start by cutting out her heart? No problem. Cats have nine lives. If that's not enough, she can come back for more. What? She only asked for directions, and now the villain has carried her off to be the whole sect's beloved junior sister? No way! She's too weak right now, 63Reads8.7Score—Shelves
- 1173 Night Road Taboos: The Eerie Guide of a Three-Wheeled Taxi Driver 夜路禁忌:三蹦子司机的诡异指路人 Rules of the Night Road: The Eerie Guide of the Three-Wheeler Driver —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1174 EN Sequence: God Eater 序列:吃神者 [Tomato 2026 Male-Focused Fiction Most Popular Author, Ranked Number One] Published in print, quality guaranteed. An alternate high-martial world, ensemble cast and political intrigue, no nested plot twists, a slow-paced story with a grand setting. Readers all say it gets better the further you read. Giant birds swallow the sun, and all things undergo dramatic change. Strange, immortal gods, and humanity's superpowered sequences. Everyone wants to become a god in this world, but they have no ide 972.9kReads9.3Score119.1kShelves
- 1175 To Hell with the Tragic-Novel Heroine! I Want to Become a Demon-Slaying Celestial Venerable 去他丫的虐文女主,老娘要做捉妖天尊 The serious blurb: Yan Zi was so enraged by a tragic romance novel that she died, only to become the heroine of that very novel. The moment she entered the story, she found herself at the plot's turning point. The villainous male lead was about to strip her of her memories, magic, and divine status, then send her down to the mortal world. Yan Zi immediately turned and ran, jumping down to the mortal world herself and landing in the thatched hut where the injured God of Cultivation was recuperati 573Reads9.0Score100Shelves
- 1176 Livestream: The Top-Tier Star's Hilarious Little Sister Goes Viral 直播:顶流哥哥的沙雕亲妹爆红啦 [Real siblings / no romance / top-tier star / lighthearted / everyday life / warm / healing / movie star / coming-of-age] Before she transmigrated into a book, Wen Yu’er was the Pei family’s real daughter, lost and raised elsewhere. She was the butt of jokes among the powerful and wealthy, and in the end, her rich brother dragged her all over the world by plane, luxury cruise ship, and convertible sports car. After transmigrating into a book, when she saw this wealthy brother again, Wen Yu’er co 9.2kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
- 1177 Starlit Journeys in a Chaotic Age: A Goofy Immortal Couple Conquers the Universe 乱世星途:沙雕仙侣闯宇宙 The stars collapse, the immortal sects fall, and two people who were supposed to overcome their tribulations and ascend find themselves stranded in the cosmos with half a wrecked starship, the Salty Fish, and empty storage pouches! The heroine, Su Xingluo, is a troublemaking wunderkind with an imagination bigger than a black hole. She cultivates immortality to get rich and lie flat, and uses her immortal powers in all sorts of outrageous ways: she can gamble away their fuel on interstellar hors —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1178 Burning Passion, Starving Stars 热血星穷 In the year 3729 of the Passionate Starry Firmament Calendar, the Interstellar Federation is in turmoil, pirates run rampant, and traitors hold sway. Lin Ye was once the Federation’s youngest God of War, leading the Dawn Legion to sweep across the stars. But he was betrayed by his trusted deputy, Chu Feng, injected with the Power-Sealing Agent, stripped of his cultivation, and reduced to a prisoner. On the brink of death, the ancient Starry Firmament War Spirit deep within his sea of consciousne —Reads—Score—Shelves
-
1179
The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅,修真界全疯了
[Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary
37kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves
Reader note
-
1180
Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架?笑死,我根本没有好吗
[Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up
63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves
Reader note
-
1181
Transmigrating Into a Book: My Beautiful, Strong, Tragic Little Junior Brother Has Turned Dark Again 穿书病娇:美强惨小师弟又黑化了
[Male lead + transmigrate into a book + yandere + goofy comedy + laugh-out-loud] Ye Jinxi stayed up all night buying chapters of an online novel, only to die suddenly. When he opened his eyes again, he had become the senior brother of the beautiful, powerful, yet tragic junior disciple who was destined to be a furnace... His main mission was to stop the junior disciple from turning evil, going mad, and destroying the world. Once he learned who he was, Ye Jinxi breathed a sigh of relief. But as h
3kReads9.4Score492Shelves
Reader note
- 1182 The Star Debt Era 星债纪元 Long Xingyao, son of the richest man in the interstellar world, gambled away his entire family fortune overnight at the "Wheel of Destiny" and wound up 980 million star coins in debt. Faced with the debt collectors' particle disintegration guns, he was forced to sign the "Voluntary Entry into the Myriad Worlds Survival Game Labor-for-Repayment Agreement." The moment he logged in, the System announced: [Real-world debt linked! The exclusive "Lord of Star Debts" sequence is now active! 99.8% of al —Reads—Score—Shelves
-
1183
One Little Pout, and the Whole World Spoils This Adorable Baby 小嘴一瘪,萌宝被四海八荒团宠了
[Beloved adorable child + multiple secret identities + resource pocket dimension + invincible backers + farming and infrastructure building + fantasy comedy] “Waaah T﹏T, I’m only two! I don’t want to be the village chief!” “No way, Lord Xiaojiu! The hole you dug gushes with spring water, the rice seedlings you planted bear grain in half a month, iron sand flows from the mountain you opened, and everyone praises the bandits you wiped out... If you won’t be village chief, who would dare take the j
5.4kReads9.5Score862Shelves
Reader note
-
1184
The Officials Hear My Thoughts: I’m Just Here for the Gossip 文武百官听我心声:我只管吃瓜
The animated series "Nono's Gossip Journal: Laughing All the Way in the Capital," Seasons 1 and 2, is now available. [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts] [Silly Humor] [Gossip] [Taking It Easy] [Comedy] Wei Yinuo transmigrates into the ancient past and into the family of a powerful official. Her parents are devoted to each other, and her siblings get along well. She lives a carefree life of luxury, enjoying gossip whenever she has the chance. She plans to stay happy like this forever, but then one d
14.9kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves
Reader note
- 1185 The Genius Doctor 天才医生 Over 100 million clicks! A must-read urban web novel classic, Liu Xia Hui’s The Genius Doctor is now available in its entirety! A family of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners, a naturally powerful yang meridian, stunning beauties… Watch a young doctor use traditional Chinese medicine to reach the pinnacle of life! So what if you command billions in wealth and absolute power? I can command your life. Qin Luo comes from an ancient family of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners. Born 25.6kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
- 1186 When the Umbilical Cord Breaks 脐带断裂时 When the umbilical cord is cut —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1187 EN Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局 (No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would 171.3kReads9.6Score22.1kShelves
-
1188
The Entire Marquis's Residence Hangs Themselves, Begging the Fake Heiress to Come Home for the Feast 侯府全体上吊,求假千金回府吃席
[Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s
35.4kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves
Reader note
- 1189 The 1960s: Why Is My Whole Family Full of Villains? 六零,我全家都是反派怎么了? The short dramas "In the 1960s, Why Is My Entire Family of Villains in Everyone's Way?" and "The 1960s: Why Is My Whole Family So Awful?" are now available. [Period Setting] [Entire Family Are Villains] [Spatial Dimension] Lin Qiqi transmigrated into a Period novel. Her whole family was made up of awful people who leeched off the female lead's family. After offending them, her entire family died! Lin Qiqi summed up the lesson: In the novel, her whole family died because they were twisted, but no 13.7kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves
-
1190
Daoist Cui Hunts Demons: A Night Raid on Consort Dong’s Tomb 崔老道捉妖:夜闯董妃坟
Old Cui’s real name is Cui Daocheng. He once sneaked a look at two and a half lines of a heavenly scripture in the Five Thunder Hall on Mount Longhu, and often compared himself to Jiang Ziya and Zhang Zifang. Unfortunately, he was short on luck and blessings, and no matter how capable he was, he didn’t dare put his skills to use. But he couldn’t bear to live in poverty and hardship either, so whenever he got the chance, he’d stir up trouble. In the end, he not only failed to make any money, but
3.3kReads9.5Score660Shelves
Reader note
- 1191 The Deposed Empress's Coroner: I Cut Up the Dragon Robe and Melted the Phoenix Seal 废后仵作:龙袍我剪了,凤印我熔了 The Deposed Empress Coroner: I Cut Up the Dragon Robe and Melted the Phoenix Seal —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1192 The Witch Initiated Me from the Start, So I Applied to Become Her Cultivation Cauldron 开局被魔女开光,我申请成为炉鼎 A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 11.5kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
- 1193 Li Dakai’s Record of Cultivation 李大开修仙记 [Mortal Cultivator Style, No System, Decisive and Ruthless, Not Mindless, Funny] I, Li Dakai, began cultivating immortality at the age of fifty. A slow-burn cultivation fantasy with a satisfying payoff. The story unfolds gradually, with every turn grounded in reason! Fellow cultivators, please don’t be put off by the title. New chapters every day at exactly 5:10 p.m.! 28kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves
-
1194
After the Real Heiress Returns from the Hehuan Sect 真千金从合欢宗回归后
[Contemporary romance + transported back to a fantasy world + scheming male lead] Also known as: I Know You're Ridiculous, But Don't Be This Ridiculous Rong Huan is twenty-two and graduated from a university of traditional Chinese medicine. Just after graduating, she was found by the Jiang family. The Jiang family had an adopted daughter who seemed better than Rong Huan in every way. People hate being compared, and Rong Huan was no exception. She was probably so furious at her own brother for co
19.2kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
Reader note
- 1195 A Late-Night Call from My Blind Date: I'm at Your Door 相亲对象深夜来电:我在你家门口 My Blind Date Called Late at Night: I'm Outside Your House —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1196 One-Hit Kills Based on Talent Percentage, So I Maxed Out My Attack Speed 天赋百分比斩杀,我反手攻速拉满 [Seven adaptations sold! The most satisfying of satisfying stories!] After Su Nian died, he somehow returned to the launch day of the virtual online game Domain of the Gods? Since he had a chance to make up for his regrets, he took a path completely different from the one in his past life! He exploited a game-breaking bug! From the start, he awakened a god-tier talent: Percentage Execution! What? You say this talent is weak? But what if it could level up and evolve without limit, until... every 35.4kReads7.9Score2.8kShelves
-
1197
The Stubborn Ghost of the Underworld 地府钉子户
[A sidekick, adorable pets, and a bit of fun. No romance.] Wu Lingling is a little ghost whose origins are a mystery to everyone! She doesn't know how she died or how many years she's been drifting around! In fact, apart from her name, she knows nothing at all! Her one big goal as a ghost is to be reincarnated... But that goal seems a long, long way off! To escape her status as a permanent resident of the underworld, Wu Lingling does a whole series of things that no self-respecting ghost would b
557Reads9.2Score106Shelves
Reader note
- 1198 Asking Others to Pay Their Debts 向别人讨债 Collecting a Debt from Someone Else —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 1199 I Cling to the Boss's Leg in a Horror Game 我在惊悚游戏里抱boss大腿 [Two male leads, one-on-one, extra sweet, both devoted to each other] [Insane, vicious big-shot player × adorable, timid NPC who clings to his powerhouse] You Li enters a horror game world and somehow becomes an NPC. While all the other NPCs scare people, You Li is the only one scaring ghosts. Sanatorium level You Li tries his best to play a ghost and scare people, only to be chased around by an insane big-shot player wielding a chainsaw, screaming the whole way. You Li: I won't scare you. Can y 7.8kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves
- 1200 Evidence of Innocence: My Father's Last Phone Call 无罪之证:父亲的最后一通电话 Evidence of Innocence: My Father's Last Phone Call —Reads—Score—Shelves

















































