Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 1001 穿 I Transmigrated, and the Body Was Still Warm 穿了，尸体暖暖的 Crows Have Hunks鸦有猛男Ancient Romance505k WordsCompleted [No CP + strong heroine + Gourmet + studying + saving money for retirement] After thirty years of hardship, Huo Xiuxiu had finally found something to look forward to. But she never expected to transmigrate just because she got the whim to make a wish at Yonghe Temple. Now she has to face a poor, broken family with no money, a dead father, a mother who ran off, and only one younger brother left. The story moves slowly and focuses on everyday family life: meals, chores, and all the ordinary detail 1.5kReads9.1Score155Shelves

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   There is no cp in the farming article. It has been completed. Please feel free to eat it.

2. 1002 我 I Have a Portable Women's Prison 我有一座随身女子监狱 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban307k WordsCompleted Shen Chi, a 20-year-old laid-back college student, has one great ambition in life: to coast along peacefully until graduation. Then his chest suddenly grows hot, and he gets bound to a "Sin Containment System." The System's voice is obnoxiously smug: "Congrats, bro! Starting today, you're the warden of the Abyss Prison, where you'll be locking up gorgeous female criminals." Shen Chi: "Can I quit?" The System: "Nope." His first inmate is Lin Wan. By day, she fails him in class; at night, she snee 113Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Nice novel

3. 1003 无 The Invincible Mountain Village Miracle Doctor 无敌山村神医 Stone Simmered Soup石头熬汤Urban2.9M WordsCompleted Feel-good medical fiction | Rags-to-riches comeback | Farming and fortune Xiang Yunfei, an orphan with an intellectual disability, had endured countless sneers. While helping a friend, he unexpectedly awakened a divine healer’s inheritance! One needle cures a hundred illnesses, one medicine brings the dead back to life! From then on, the village bully feared him, his neighbors respected him, and beautiful women fell for him! Put the worst troublemakers in their place, heal the sick and save live 8kReads8.9Score1kShelves
4. 1004 说 Weren't They Supposed to Be a Boy Band? Why Are They All Useless? 说好的男团呢，怎么全是废物 Scarlet Cat绯色猫Urban425k WordsCompleted [No CP + absurd comedy + livestreaming + entertainment industry + fast-paced + slight supernatural elements] [The story of a sect’s senior brother and four lunatics] Just after being reborn, Jiang Yi opened his eyes and was shoved down the stairs by his skinflint landlord, Zhou. Jiang Yi tilted his head and rolled his eyes. “Help, police officer~” Someone pushes me down the stairs, I lie there and hit him up for 37,000 yuan. “As long as you’ve got the right attitude, the company is Bali. Work h 1.4kReads9.2Score222Shelves

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   Highly recommend this book, no cp, super funny, the protagonist travels to modern times to become a manager and leads a boy band on a variety show, the interaction between the five people is super funny, and there are frequent golden quotes

5. 1005 我 With Divine Eyes, I'll Claim Both Invincibility and Women 我有神眼，无敌和女人都要 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban372k WordsCompleted Li Yifeng is 23 and has just five yuan to his name when he casually buys a fake antique stone bead. Then the thing slips into the space between his eyebrows! From that day on, he can see through things. He checks out beautiful women, makes 30 million a day finding hidden treasures in jade, and exposes a show-off ex-boyfriend at a class reunion. Li Yifeng’s women are even harder to deal with than his enemies. Su Qingyue announces in public, “He’s my boyfriend,” nearly making him choke on a chicke 575Reads—Score130Shelves
6. 1006 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 11.2kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves

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   [Funny + Shameful + Crazy Literature + Great Lack of Virtue] Su Mu went through the book and became a dirty guy, who was already in love with a variety show at the beginning. Others were obsessed with being the king of dramas, and for fear that he was too frivolous, Su Mu glared, stretched out his legs, and went crazy on the spot. Faced with the scumbag's attack, she removed his car door on the spot: "Sister, I have a bad intention. Men never love me. If you dare to act blindly again, I'll screw you!" Faced with the bad comments online, she smiled slightly: "Everyone expects me to be a crazy critic, and I expect everyone to be a s. B. We attack each other. You curse me to become stupid, and I curse you to become thin."

7. 1007 极 The Ultimate Village Doctor 极品村神医 A Stone Blooms石头开花Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Rural miracle doctor + get rich + farming] Ye Xiaofan has terminal cancer and thinks he doesn’t have long to live. By a twist of fate, he recovers and gains peerless medical skills and an immortal cultivation art. He can cure any rare or difficult illness with ease, and he’s not afraid to take on anyone, face-slapping expert after expert. Watch as this ordinary man climbs, step by step, to the peak of life... 2kReads8.9Score293Shelves
8. 1008 随 A Portable Women's Prison: Taming a Goddess from the Start 随身女子监狱，开局驯服女神 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban337k WordsCompleted Fresh out of college and already a corporate drone, Lin Yi is more exhausted than a donkey. Then he awakens the Beauty Prison, a portable prison! The rules are simple and ruthless: it only holds stunningly beautiful female villains who have committed all manner of wicked deeds. Cold-blooded romance scammers, icy and heartless female CEOs, ruthless top assassins, gods who control life and death... Any peerlessly beautiful woman who breaks the rules gets thrown in prison overnight for reform! Wh 4.9kReads—Score407Shelves
9. 1009 我 I Made a Comeback on a Horror Variety Show 我在恐怖综艺里完成了逆袭 My Cat Went Bald我家猫秃头了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Funny Supernatural + Sharp-Tongued Heroine + Showbiz + No Romance] She was a bottom-rung actress, blacklisted across the internet after being framed. Just when she was at the end of her rope, a System appeared inside her. The System told her that if she kept acting arrogant and maintained her haughty persona, she could reach the pinnacle of success. But the day after it finished speaking, it disappeared. She believed what it had told her. After signing up for a horror livestream variety show, h 1.1kReads9.1Score168Shelves

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   No cp❗️These two books are really super funny. I couldn't help laughing at night✨ ①🍉The heroine is very venomous. After participating in the thriller live variety show, she quickly got out of the circle because of her talk and arrogance and became popular🔥 ②🍒It's really funny. Although the heroine can only change a few words, she can have unexpected effects every time. It's really hilarious [laughing]

10. 1010 末 In an Apocalypse Prison, I Train Goddesses Into Warriors 末世监狱，将女神驯服成战士 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse541k WordsCompleted My name is Zhao Linyu. Before the apocalypse, I was a low-ranking prison guard. After it began, I awakened a System, and now I manage a base with more than 3,000 people. My daily routine: an AI nags me into going to all sorts of places to rescue beautiful women: universities, hospitals, film studios, research institutes. It's like collecting stamps. My problem: the women always want to rebel when they first arrive. The professors talk to me about human rights, the celebrities talk to me about th 2.9kReads—Score218Shelves
11. 1011 全 Global Survival: I Have a Pocket Dimension and a Legion of Beauties 全民求生，我有空间和美女军团 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse426k WordsCompleted Everyone-for-themselves survival + lots of beauties + darkness + tribes + ruthless action + scheming + satisfying wish fulfillment + lighthearted comedy. On the day Zhao Chen inherits a fortune worth tens of billions, a voice appears in his mind: [Civilization’s Flame System bound. The whole world will transmigrate to another world in one month. Prepare yourself.] He glances at his bank balance, then at the System prompt, and calmly concludes: Isn’t this just being the client in a different plac 1.2kReads—Score126Shelves
12. 1012 我 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话，死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 Phoenix Soaring to the Ninth Heaven凤凌九霄Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 6.2kReads9.2Score704Shelves
13. 1013 回 Rejuvenation System: The Old Gatekeeper Meets a Goddess 回春系统，门卫大爷遇见女神 Mr. Fengzhu风竹先生Urban361k WordsCompleted When 70-year-old psychology professor Li Tianyang was bound to a “System,” all he wanted was a quiet life as a security guard. But S-rank goddesses kept coming his way. An investment bank CEO was being harassed by a rich playboy? A single round of tai chi sent the guy to his knees, begging for mercy. A legal queen was framed by her ex-husband? Microexpression analysis made the mole crack on the spot. Every time he met a goddess, he grew five years younger and gained a superpower: hawk-eyed vis 199Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1014 灵 The Little Exorcist: The Rat Race Starts in Childhood 灵异小天师：内卷从娃开始 Sincere Washbasin诚挚的面盆Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Adorable kid + supernatural + occult arts + ghosts and monsters + no romance + a supernatural novel even timid readers can enjoy + doted-on darling] Li Niuniu is adopted by a fortune-teller who swindles people and his rich wife. They think she's an ordinary little girl, but she opens her mouth and asks to eat ghosts, scaring the ghosts half to death. When her parents aren't looking, she finally gets to lick one. Brr, it's so spicy! On her first day of school, she skips class and follows some gr 1.6kReads9.1Score198Shelves

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    Nice! No cp, very funny

15. 1015 摊 Fine, I'll Come Clean: As the Spirit of the World, I Just Want to Take It Easy 摊牌了，身为世界之灵我只想摆烂 Cai Cai Rabbit菜菜兔Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + fantasy + no male lead + adored by everyone + lighthearted comedy] An overworked office drone transmigrates into a book and only wants to slack off and live like a lazy fish! But this story is such a trap that slacking off is a million times harder than it should be! What?? I have to get myself killed from the start and steal the male lead as my husband? Are you kidding me? He’s the male lead! Ye Tiantian... Stealing the male lead is nowhere near as nice as sleeping. 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Jue Juezi's funny story about cultivating immortals, a group favorite, no CP, she wants to be a bad person and is forced to practice, she wants to be involved in the story, but God persuades her to be a bad person, her father is the sect master, every plot is on the way to being funny, she can't stop laughing, it's a fantasy about cultivating immortality.

16. 1016 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 31.4kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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    It's so funny, I almost burst into tears [covering face]

17. 1017 怪 Urban Legends: Who Let This Taoist Priest In Here? 怪谈：谁放这个道士进这里的？ Mao Erbai毛二百Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted This book has a short drama adaptation. Rules of Terror: This Taoist Priest Is Acting Strange. Now streaming [No Female Lead] [Hilarious] [Hotheaded Hero] [Supernatural] [National Destiny] Rules of Terror descend upon the world, and the Dragon Nation loses five rounds in a row. For the sixth round, Chen Yang is chosen to represent his country. Just as the nation assumes he is an ordinary nobody, Chen Yang takes off his jacket, revealing the yellow robe underneath. Chen Yang: "Yee-hee-hee! Ever s 21.2kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves

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    Hilarious, hilarious, fried chicken is so good🍇🍇🍇, Ancestor 666, the male protagonist travels to a world where he can only awaken by fighting for his ancestors, and discovers that his ancestors have more than 100 million points, Li Yunlong, Yue Fei, Zulong, Pangu... Are all the father-in-law of his ancestors of the Su family!!!

18. 1018 祖 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 I Have Two Swords我有两把剑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 10.6kReads9.2Score984Shelves
19. 1019 被 After My Sword Bone Was Stolen, I Slaughtered the Entire Protagonist Squad 被挖剑骨后，我屠了整个主角团 San Dan三淡Ancient Romance340k WordsCompleted [No CP + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Cultivation + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Transmigrate into a Book] Ling Meng transmigrates into a book. She becomes the groveling female supporting character. Her parents despise her, everyone in the Ancient Sword Sect loathes her, and the person she loves ruins her face and digs out her sword bones. He cripples her cultivation and expels her from the sect, then the universally adored heroine kicks her off a cliff. Fortunately, when she transmigrates int 231Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    The heroine travels into a novel about one woman and nine men, and is disgusted by the original plot. She only wants to cultivate immortality and have a career. The hero and heroine do not want to fall in love.

20. 1020 武 A Good-for-Nothing at Martial Arts? I’m the Enemy of the Whole School! 武道废柴？我，全校公敌！ The Scheming Hypocrite腹黑的伪君子Urban300k WordsCompleted (High Martial Arts + Everyday Life + Passion + Unorthodox System + Lighthearted + Comedy) Check out this martial arts novel with a truly unusual style! The protagonist levels up by getting cursed out 😂 Here's a recommendation for The School's Public Enemy. The male lead, Bai Mo, is an absolute master at making people hate him! From the start, he's a martial arts good-for-nothing and a laughingstock at school. Then he awakens the [Negative Emotions System], which makes him stronger the angrier p 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Theme: Urban superpowers | Hilarious twists | Undercurrents 🌟Quick overview of highlights: 1. Strange imagination: The protagonist Bai Mo's sentence "If you can't cure it, I'll take your last name" actually derived the divine logic of "rename yourself Li Bai to carry on the family line", which is the source of the whole story's laughs! 2. Character contrast: The male protagonist who looks greedy for money vs. The aloof daughter Li Youwei, the interaction is full of jokes, and there are hidden hints of healing. 3. Two parallel lines: the bright line is relaxed and daily, the hidden line "Blood Evil Sect" is full of dangers, and Chen Weihai's revenge perspective fills the sense of suspense! 4. Frequent golden sentences: "I stepped on shit that smells like peach blossoms" "I'm a fucking genius" - the colloquial humor is very interesting to read. 🔥Suitable for people: ✔️Love to watch the "My Majesty, My Majesty, My Majesty"-style verbally euphoric protagonist ✔️Like plot parties that are "funny on the surface but with deep foreshadowing at the core"

21. 1021 救 Help! This Couch Potato Transmigrated into a Tragic Romance Heroine 救命！咸鱼的我穿成了虐文女主 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance225k WordsCompleted [No CP] Lin Sheng barely scrapes through the beginner assessment at the Plane Stability Office, placing last. She’s set on joining the Cannon Fodder Division and slacking off, but instead she becomes the heroine of an angst novel and is forced to follow the plot. She and the original male lead’s white-moonlight are kidnapped together. The cannon fodder asks the male lead: “Who will you save?” The original male lead points his gun at Lin Sheng. “I’ll personally send her to hell.” Lin Sheng: !!! 50Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Good looking, shady heroine story

22. 1022 诛 Sparrow Slayer 诛雀 Ten Thousand Blades千万刃Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Fated Goddess + Strong Female Lead + Female-Centered Story + Cold-Hearted + Pursuing Her Comes at a Price + Coming of Age + Power Progression + Decisive and Ruthless] The Ji family had twin daughters. The elder was named Ji Feng, and the younger Ji Que. Everyone knew the Ji family had only one daughter: their eldest young lady, Ji Feng. From the moment Ji Que was born, her existence was destined to remain unknown. When she turned fifteen, she would be offered in a fiery sacrifi 50.6kReads8.9Score9.1kShelves

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    This is fun, no CP

23. 1023 全 Everyone's a Madman, and My Junior Sister Is a Rebel to the Core 全员疯批，师妹她一身反骨 Ink-Pen Raw Fish墨笔生鱼Ancient Romance278k WordsCompleted [No romance + a touch of ensemble cast + incredible talent + satisfying read + goofy humor] (Completed, no angst throughout, so read without worry) P.S. Every character is a deranged villain, and things could turn around at any moment. That’s right, this is an anti-System novel! Sang Zhizhi is the fated female supporting character in a male-oriented cultivation novel. Her master is the biggest villain in this arc. He fails to dig out the male lead’s golden core and is killed in return. Her eldes 793Reads8.9Score118Shelves

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    Cultivation of immortality, funny, villain, good family background, not aggrieved, cool story about a heroine with no cp

24. 1024 捡 After Taking in Five Brothers, No One in the Capital Dares Cross Me 捡了五个哥哥后，京城无人敢惹 Mo Yuzhi陌于之Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After fifteen years on the streets, Jiang Sheng had found herself five older brothers. For their sake, little Jiang Sheng braved every danger and worked herself to the bone to earn money. Her brothers never let her down, either, giving everything for their little sister. Then the General’s Mansion discovered that its legitimate daughter had been switched at birth and hurried to find her. But they didn’t treat her well, either. Some mocked her as uncouth, some laughed at her ignorance, and others 54.8kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves

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    This uncensored book is both funny and tearful

25. 1025 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.5kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves

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    Funny, romantic, slap-in-the-face, urban, time-travel, the focus is on funny! Recommended recommended recommended

26. 1026 满 My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, but After They Read My Mind, They Rebel 满门炮灰读我心后，全家造反了 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 133.3kReads9.7Score15.3kShelves

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    🔝①The little junior sister who is a charlatan leads the entire sect to crookedness, goes out and hits people on the head with a pill furnace, while others choose to negotiate, they choose group ou, what is their quality? Can it be eaten? Everyone: Shameless! Extremely! 🔝②Cute baby Jiaojiao has been reincarnated to save the whole family. She can't speak and is very anxious. Family: Don't worry, we can read your mind! We should try our best not to laugh in line with your performance [face covering]

27. 1027 满 A Whole Family of Villainous Cannon Fodder, Riding High with Our Junior Sister 满门反派炮灰，跟着师妹浪到起飞 The Bear Who Bumps into Everything乱撞的小熊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo 19.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
28. 1028 玄 The Metaphysics Master Eats Her Own Gossip Every Day 玄学大佬每天都在吃自己的瓜 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleModern Romance435k WordsCompleted (Metaphysical, no romance, feel-good story, no logic, with showbiz elements, though the heroine won’t enter showbiz) Shen Yu, a great survivalist, was forced into seclusion when a cataclysm struck and the Heavenly Dao perished. By the time she ventures out again, the world has changed. Phones? Surveillance cameras? Airplanes? Cannons? Good heavens, this world is even more dangerous than the cultivation world! No need to panic. She’ll quietly cultivate and keep a low profile until she’s invincibl 8.4kReads9.3Score899Shelves

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    I don't know if your sense of humor is high or not, but I think these three books quite meet your requirements. First of all, there is no CP for sure.

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