Any Novels with a Hilariously Ridiculous Protagonist? 有没有猪脚特别沙雕的小说吗
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I Survive a Torture Novel by Being Ridiculously Absurd 穿进虐文的我靠沙雕苟命
[Transmigrate-into-a-book System + forced romance, one-on-one] Lin Zhen transmigrates into a melodramatic angst novel, and from the start, because he knows the heroine, the sickly male lead is about to chop off his fingers. To stay alive, Lin Zhen has no choice but to abandon all dignity and shout, “I’m here to seduce you!” Lu Yan: ??? To make matters worse, he’s also bound to a thoroughly unreliable top heartthrob System and draws a pile of ridiculous items like a “Perky Butt Card” and “Capt
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Siheyuan: I’ll Never Forget Your Kindness in Not Sucking Up to Me 四合院：不吸之恩，永世难忘
After transmigrating into the world of the Siheyuan, he became Cui Dake, a fellow farmer. When he discovered that Qin Huairu was from the same village, he wasted no time in claiming her first. He thought he’d struck it rich, but then Qin Huairu’s father fell gravely ill, leaving him completely bankrupt. After he lost everything, Qin Huairu cast him aside like yesterday’s trash and married Jia Dongxu, a city man. But her husband was useless, and within a few years, he was left disabled. Free of t
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Freshman Military Training: I Transform into Tiga and Shock the Whole School! 新生军训，我变身迪迦震惊全校！
Su Chen obtains the Spark Lens. Once he gathers 1,000 points of Light Power, he can transform into the legendary Ultraman Tiga! During new student military training, the monster Golza suddenly appears, slaughtering countless teachers and students. As cries of despair fill the air, Su Chen, whom his classmates have always thought was chuunibyou, silently pulls out the Spark Lens and transforms into Tiga, facing the monster alone. In that moment! The whole school erupts, and the world is stunned!!
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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My Dear Subjects, Why Won’t You Speak? 我亲爱的子民，你为什么不说话
[Absurd comedy] [Bratty, wicked princess x Knight Commander who dotes on his wife] Due to a System error, the princess of the Interstellar Empire and her four knights transmigrated into a showbiz novel, becoming a five-person team of villainous cannon fodder. From the start, during a livestream... The chuunibyou princess stayed in character as a wicked villainess and said to a turtle, “My dear subject, why aren't you speaking?” Knight One: “Your Highness, it must be so captivated by your beauty
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Wilderness Livestream: The Crazy Beauty Is Stingy and Ruthless 荒野直播：疯批美人她又抠又凶
[Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were
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The Top-Tier Star Drops the Act: I Want This Adorable Group Favorite 顶流不装了，这团宠小可爱我要了
[Sweet Romance] Top-tier star Shi Yan has been unstoppable in the entertainment industry, relying on his peerless good looks. That is, until his dad sent him a little bodyguard. Hey! Now he’s even more shameless. Out in public, Shi Yan can knock out one lovesick crybaby after another with a single punch. But beside Ning Lang, he’s so delicate and helpless he can’t even twist open a bottle cap. He gets into character the second he steps onto set, then wears his heart on his sleeve at home, only f
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Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧，但一剑毁天灭地
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都
Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine.
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Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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Aren’t You an Evil God? Why Does Seeing Me Lower Your SAN? 不是邪神吗？见我怎么降SAN值
[Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes
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I'm an Explorer of Hidden Realms 我是秘境探险家
Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world, successfully joined the show Secret Realm Expedition, and became a contestant. As a result, he activated the God-Tier Roleplay System and started out playing Deadpool. His teammates were Yao Yao, Bao'er Jie, and Kakashi. And so, this bizarre team appeared in the perilous secret realm, where the death rate was sky-high and dangers lurked everywhere. Once the show went live, the whole internet went wild. “What the hell is this bizarre team?” “Wasn’t
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Quick Transmigration: The Big Shot Has Gone Mad Again 快穿之大佬又疯了
Cultivation maniac Nan Yuan travels through three thousand worlds, doing good deeds and helping good people to accumulate merit and faith. Unfortunately, being a paragon of goodness is no easy task, and clingy pests are hard to shake off. An ugly little freak becomes a lovesick big shot in the demonic realm, and Nan Yuan soothes him; an emotionally stunted top-tier star turns into a drama-queen puppy boy, and Nan Yuan keeps him; a scumbag prince turns into a loyal husky, and Nan Yuan pats his he
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After My Obsessive Husband Gained Mind-Reading Powers, He Kept Exposing My Secret Identity 偏执老公有读心术后，总爆我马甲
[Beloved by the whole family + secret identities + mind reading + two equally powerful leads + goofy comedy] After the formidable Lin Qiao transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character, she unexpectedly gained a jinxing ability: whoever she cursed would suffer bad luck. From then on, she kept a low profile while taking down scumbags and revealing her secret identities, all while pretending to be devoted and trying to dump her dark, possessive husband. But who could have guess
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Quick Transmigration: The Supporting Actress Climbs to the Top with Her Sweet-Talking Ways 快穿：女配靠绿茶上位
Kindhearted heroines are all alike, but every ill-fated cannon-fodder character has her own misfortune. Ji Mian is a max-level green tea with off-the-charts combat skills and impeccable acting. She can hold her own among high-quality men. One day, she transmigrates into the tragic female leads of various stories, facing male leads who are handsome, come from prominent families, and yet have pitifully low emotional intelligence. They know how to fall in love, but forgot to bring their brains. Win
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Top-Tier Star, Your Mr. Gu Is Jealous Again 顶流女王，你家顾少醋坛子又翻了
[Strong heroine + sweet romance + devoted to each other + first love + entertainment industry] In her previous life, Ji Nian was a decisive and efficient female CEO. After a sudden body swap, she became an obscure trainee. Wild and confident, she went straight to the center position on a talent show and made her debut. During an interview, a reporter asked her: “Ji Nian, as a top-tier idol with top-notch singing and dancing, a gorgeous waist, and long legs, do lots of people pursue you?” Her fan
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Quick Transmigration: Training My Possessive God 快穿之调教我的病娇男神
Jiu Chu despised the male leads in traditional CEO romances so much that she wrote a story and relentlessly tormented its male lead. Who knew karma would come back to bite her? A bolt of lightning killed her and bound her to the 'Save the Male Lead System.' She was already done tormenting them, and now she had to save them too? But to be reborn and return to writing her next novel, she agreed! The damn System never told her that she would transmigrate into the body of someone who hated each male
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The System Told Me to Win Over the Male Lead, but It Got Jealous Instead 系统让我攻略男主，结果它醋炸了
[Quick Transmigration #1v1 #System vs. Host #The Third Installment in the Five Great Systems Series] After a massive forest fire, the vine demon Yin Zhizhi thought she was about to be reduced to ashes. Instead, she unexpectedly got bound to a “Male Lead Conquest System.” The System had a quirky temper, a lovely voice, and treated her very well. At first: The System told her to win over the male lead. Go for it! Later: The System told her to get more hands-on while winning him over: hold his hand
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The Underworld Calls Me Little Master 地府叫我小先生
In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse!
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A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生
[Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra
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I Became a Female Side Character with a Secret Identity, and the Male Leads Overheard My Thoughts 穿成马甲女配被男主们偷听心声
[Secret Identities + Mind Reading + Absurd Comedy + No Romance in the Main Story, One-on-One Romance in the Extras] After Tang Ye died, she bonded with a book-transmigration System and took the alias Pearl to enter a novel as a supporting female character. Who knew the System would crash halfway through and merge several novels featuring supporting characters with the same name? Yesterday, she was the tofu beauty. Today, she’s a rich young lady. Tomorrow, she’ll be a martial arts heroine. The da
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I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了
[Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved
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Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房
[The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.”
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A Thousand Layers of Schemes to Save the Cultivation World 拯救修仙界的千层套路
[One female lead and four male leads, each with their own clones; multiple male leads; no competition between women; a slight ensemble feel] Yan Baibai thought she had transmigrated into nothing more than a power-up, face-slapping novel about a male lead. When the System woke her, she had no choice but to take on missions and push the plot forward. The first mission the System assigned was to expose the male lead's demon identity in front of everyone. The three magistrates were convening a trial
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She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣，禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂
Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?”
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I Became the Entertainment World's Top-Tier Star Through Cultivation 我靠修道成了娱乐圈顶流
[Completed + ancient-to-modern transmigration + goofy comedy] Jiang Yue Bai, master of the Tianyue Taoist Temple, blew himself up while carelessly refining a pill. After kicking the bucket, Master Jiang found himself in a whole new era. Spiritual energy was scarce, and his skills were useless here. Was Master Jiang scared? Not a chance. His heart was as vast as the sky, big enough to hold the whole world. In this age of unity, what difference did it make where he went wild? So Master Jiang went
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I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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Quick Transmigration: The Best Actress Comes with a Face-Slapping System 快穿：影后自带打脸系统
[Quick Transmigration, Face-Slapping, Dramatic Goofiness] Screen queen Song Ci has a quick-transmigration face-slapping System, but she never expected that her target would have a System too! They compete in acting as they try to win each other over, both thinking the other is just a fictional character. When masters clash, you'll see who comes out on top. [The CEO's Substitute True Love] Beep! The world suddenly goes haywire, and the Host's persona splits in two. Day one: You're a delicate litt
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