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103 穿 Traveling Through the Late Han Dynasty, the Yellow Turban Is My Destiny Uncle TongchuanHistorical1.1M WordsCompleted 2.2kReads6.6Score147Shelves

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Practice martial arts. . . . . .

104 三 Three Kingdoms: I Dress up as a Woman, but the World Doesn't Believe It Mo ChengerAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 1.6kReads6.4Score152Shelves

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Funny is indispensable without this powerful cute girl\(//∇//)\

105 万 Tales of Strange Worlds: Starting Out as a Chancellor Duck Shit CoffeeHistorical347k WordsOngoing 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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With the help of the protagonist, Zhuge Liang can build muskets, resist cannons, and travel back to 197 with rice crops to prevent Cao Cao from marching eastward to Xuzhou after the Clothes and Belt Edict. It's easy + funny + complete.

106 三 Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao's Fierce Son-in-Law Yueyue BaiHistorical653k WordsOngoing 1.4kReads8.6Score102Shelves

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I am a great counselor, shouldn't I rub Lu Bu with my hands? There are ten thousand enemies. One man can guard the gate and ten thousand men can't open it. The start is wild and without a system, I swept through the three kingdoms and collected the powerful generals.

107 逆 Rebellion in the Three Kingdoms: Zhao Yun, the Bandit Emperor Don't Always Lie Down, Cui, Through Past and PresentHistorical1.0M WordsOngoing 299Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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No, what should I do if I can't write sand sculptures?

108 三 Three Kingdoms: Stop Pretending, You Are Liu Bang and Liu Xuande Mu DalongHistorical237k WordsOngoing 34Reads—Score—Shelves

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History fans, these two novels are definitely not to be missed! "Three Kingdoms: Stop Pretending, You Are Liu Bang and Liu Xuande" has an imaginative story setting. Liu Xuande is inextricably linked to Liu Bang. In the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms, this mysterious identity helped him to counterattack, fight passionately, and rewrite the course of history. Every battle is exciting and enjoyable. "Adou: Which jar are you in?" Takes a different approach and unfolds from Adou's perspective. In the era of the Three Kingdoms where there were numerous heroes and wars, Adou is no longer the cowardly and incompetent image in people's minds. He continues to grow in the adventure of finding his father-in-law. With his own wisdom and courage, he stirs up troubles and battles with all forces. Full of blood and passion, Adou takes you to experience a different story of the Three Kingdoms.

110 三 Three Kingdoms: My Northern Campaign Distant Spring MountainHistorical1.2M WordsCompleted 693Reads8.8Score104Shelves

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Blessed are the Shuhuang family members! I recently discovered two super-hot novels, which are simply a paradise for passionate lovers! The first book takes you into the turbulent and troubled times of the Three Kingdoms, and the protagonist's soul travels to start the Northern Expedition. In that era where heroes emerged in large numbers, with warriors and horses, war drums and thunder, every battle was exciting. The protagonist used extraordinary strategy and courage to rewrite the direction of history. The Northern Expedition was full of passion and pride. The second book takes you through the Marvel universe, where the protagonist becomes a god of funny character concepts. The seemingly absurd setting actually creates wonderful sparks. In a world full of superheroes and villains, the protagonist uses his unique abilities and humorous personality to disrupt the situation and has endless passionate adventures, making people feel the infinite charm of the Marvel Universe while laughing. The two novels have different styles, but both are full of passionate elements. They are definitely worth reading!

113 三 Three Kingdoms: My Brother Is Dian Wei, and I Take on Lü Bu from the Start Young EunuchHistorical1.0M WordsCompleted 79.1kReads9.6Score8.7kShelves

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These books on Three Kingdoms are very good to read, with high scores for Sha Glyphs.

117 穿 I Transmigrated as A Dou, and Liu Bei Saw Through Me from the Start Han WeiHistorical1.7M WordsCompleted 16.8kReads8.8Score4kShelves

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Confidant: Your Majesty, all of Sun Quan's advisers want to fight with you. Adou: Go and confirm, are they all Sun Quan's advisers? Confidant: Return to Your Majesty, all of them! Adou made a tactical retreat: Let them come together, I also want to go to the chicken farm to inspect the hens laying eggs! ... Confidant: Your Majesty, all the generals under Cao Cao want to challenge you to a duel! Adou: Can you confirm, are they all Cao Cao's generals? Confidant: Return to Your Majesty, all of them! Adou made a tactical retreat: Let them go together, I am in a hurry to go to the arsenal to draw the drawings! ... General: Your Majesty, we have built 50 warships, are we still building them? Adou: Building warships is like trying to conquer the Central Plains. Either don't build it, or don't stop once you build it. … Prime Minister: Your Majesty, did you invent this wooden cow and flowing horse? Adou: Not only is it a wooden cow or a horse, but look over there, there is Zhuge Lian... Ah... No... The big man's crossbow!

118 你 Are You Addicted, Fengxian? Liu XiaoxiaoHistorical320k WordsCompleted 796Reads6.4Score101Shelves

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Old guys give me advice [laughing]

120 三 Three Kingdoms: The God of War Begins by Urging Liu Bei to Give Up Xu Province Soaring Across the WorldHistorical1.2M WordsCompleted 10.7kReads9.1Score817Shelves

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They are all very good Three Kingdoms Assistant Liu Wen🌟It is worth watching [Sending Hearts]

121 穿 Reborn as Cheng Ji: Save Cao Mao and Unite the Three Kingdoms Boundless Heaven and EarthHistorical581k WordsCompleted 240Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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It's not ridiculous, but the angle is very strange. The protagonist travels through time and becomes the prince who sacrificed his life for Cheng Ji. The abandoned son who was originally killed by three tribes for killing the emperor on the street. This time the protagonist wants to change his destiny. He kills Jia Chong first, and then kills Sima Zhao. This time, I, Cheng Ji, want to become the hero of the policy.

122 三 Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Steal Guan Yu and Force the Empress to Marry Me Cloud of StarsHistorical3.1M WordsOngoing 91.6kReads8.6Score7.9kShelves

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In order to survive in these troubled times, one can only choose to join the army, go through hardships, overcome obstacles, pacify the Yellow Turbans, be granted lordships and generals, separate a country, recruit civil servants and generals, train elite troops, hold the power of the world, lie drunk on the knees of beautiful women, and sit back and watch the changes.

123 绯 Scarlet Cultivation Big Love EnthusiastHistorical858k WordsCompleted 4.5kReads8.2Score277Shelves

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Hey hey hey hey hey

124 穿 Traveling Through the Three Kingdoms: I Rely on Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry to Survive in a Low Profile Mountain Ghost's Masterful AxeHistorical241k WordsOngoing 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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Very funny

125 策 Records of the Heroes of the Destiny of the Three Kingdoms in the Other World Cloud Bean FillingEastern Fantasy648k WordsOngoing 15Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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The river is surging, going eastward endlessly. In late spring, the water is warm and rippled, and the sun shines on the river surface, breaking into thousands of golden scales. A small boat with a black awning was traveling along the river. The boat was as light as water, breaking through the faint waves of smoke, and slowly moved towards Yuzhang. Li Jin leaned on the side of the boat, closed his eyes and adjusted his breath. The remaining gloomy energy in Fengdu Huangquan's line sinks deep in the meridians, and every time he breathes out, there is an unnoticeable stagnation. His fingertips rested lightly on his knees, his breathing was steady, and there was no trace of the impetuousness of a young man between his brows, only a calmness far beyond his age. The two spears of Zhonggan and Yidan were leaning on his side, the barrels of the guns were rubbed warm and smooth by the palms of his hands. They were his constant support. There was a faint cold glow on the tip of the spear, but there was also a bit of warmth and softness hidden in it, as if it was protecting its master and the most important concern in his arms. Hua Tuo stood on the stern of the boat, holding his bamboo pen lightly. The old man was dressed in plain cloth, and his face moved slightly in the wind. His face was gentle, but his eyes contained a depth of knowledge of the world. He looked at the gradually clear shoreline in front of him, remained silent for a long time, and then slowly spoke, his voice so soft that it blended into the wind. "The scenery on the river is quite broad along the way." Li Jin slowly opened his eyes, his gaze fell on the east-flowing river, his fingertips unconsciously closed, and he gently pressed the small dumpling wrapped in soft cloth in his arms. His movements were as gentle as if he were touching the most precious treasure in the world. Under the soft cloth was Zhu Xiaoling. On the road to hell, his soul traveled far away. This little spiritual chicken guarded his body and fought against the evil spirits. He used all his spiritual power to end up like this seriously injured and dying, and returned to his original form. All the way, he had relied on his body temperature and meager spiritual energy to keep him warm, and now he finally had a breath of recovery. He lowered his eyes and looked into his arms, and all the coldness in his eyes faded away, leaving only the inexorable tenderness and worry. He responded softly: "Everyone's eyes are on this ancient order. No matter how good the scenery is, it is only temporary." As soon as he finished speaking, there was a very light and soft squirming in his arms, as thin as a gnat, but it hit the tip of Li Jin's heart accurately. His whole body stiffened suddenly, and he even subconsciously held his breath. Fearing that it was an illusion, he carefully opened a corner of the soft cloth. I saw that little furry body moving, the originally dim light yellow fur stretched slightly, and a pair of small black grape-like eyes opened a slit, wet, just to meet Li Jin's eyes. It's Zhu Xiaoling, wake up. Li Jin's heart suddenly tightened, and was immediately filled with overwhelming surprise and sourness. The tension, danger, and pain of the past few days all disappeared in this moment. He crouched down and moved as gently as possible. His fingertips trembled slightly as he gently brushed Xiao Ling's downy head. His voice was hoarse and filled with joy of recovery: "Xiao Ling... Are you awake?" Zhu Xiao Ling, although unable to speak, is understanding of human nature. Feeling the familiar breath, the little head gently rubbed his palm, soft and waxy, with complete dependence. Its wings were still weak and could only flap slightly twice, as if in response or to soothe his anxiety for days. In his small black eyes, there was only the young man in front of him who was protecting him with his life, and nothing else. Hua Tuo held his bamboo pen and turned around to see this scene. His deep eyes turned into a gentle smile: "Finally woke up. This little guy is so smart and intelligent, and you have nurtured me with your heart and blood all the way. I am really lucky to be able to survive." Li Jin didn't say anything, but wrapped the soft cloth more gently, leaving a gap for her to breathe smoothly, and firmly protected the warmest part of his chest to isolate the cold wind from the river. The loyal and righteous guns beside him seemed to have spiritual consciousness and buzzed slightly, as if they were rejoicing for the little spirit, and also seemed to be wary of the wind and rain in all directions. Zhu Xiaoling seemed to understand his thoughts, and rubbed her little head against his chest again, and made an inaudible "chirp", weak but clear, as if to say: I'm fine, senior brother, don't be afraid. Li Jin's eyes heated up slightly. After returning from hell, he had seen life and death, endured heavy injuries, and had never been a bit cowardly. But now, looking at the small ball of fluff in his arms, he couldn't help but feel the tip of his nose. He could survive the torture of hell, hold the gun of loyalty and courage, and face the evils in the world, but he was afraid that he could not protect this little chicken who kept calling his senior brother and burning all his spiritual power for him. He raised his hand and gently touched her down, and his tone was so gentle that it could drip water: "It's okay... It's okay. It's okay." Hua Tuo sighed softly as he looked at the way a person and a bird depended on each other, his eyes full of pity. The young man is burdened with an ancient order, and the road ahead is full of dangers and fires, but this little warmth is the only thing that keeps him going. Zhu Xiaoling was too weak and soon half-closed his eyes again, but he still clung to Li Jin and would not leave him for a moment. Occasionally, a slight movement would make his heart feel warm. Li Jin hugged her quietly, the silence in his eyes was filled with tenderness, and the fatigue and pain of the past few days seemed to be healed by this little warmth. At this moment, on the boat, only the river flows eastward. With the seniors accompanying me and the little spirit in my arms, it is the rarest stability in troubled times. At this moment—boom—! ! ! A roar that shook the world suddenly exploded from deep in the heart of the river! The river surface shook violently, the waves suddenly rolled back, and water spray rose into the sky. The originally warm river wind suddenly became bitingly cold, and a barbaric and ferocious air was as oppressive as the tide, making people breathless. Li Jin suddenly looked up. I saw the water surface in the middle of the river explode with a sudden explosion, and a huge black shadow broke out of the water, covering the sky and the sun. The green and black scales are like cast iron, glowing with a dead cold light in the sunlight; the huge head is held high, and the dragon's beard hangs upside down like an iron whip; a pair of red dragon eyes, condescendingly locking on this insignificant boat on the river.

127 回 Back to the Three Kingdoms as Liu Shan Pork RibsHistorical1.8M WordsCompleted 4.8kReads8.7Score370Shelves

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These four books are a must! ! ! 1The best novel about the Three Kingdoms that I have ever read. [2] Bringing people into the ancient atmosphere of the late Eastern Han Dynasty 3There is a little bit of vitality spells and the like 4The weather system is much better than those omnipotent systems

133 姐 Father-in-Law to Two Sisters, With Five Concubines from the Start Endless Falling Twilight, Drifting DownHistorical431k WordsCompleted 1.1kReads6.9Score101Shelves

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It's a sand sculpture style, it makes you laugh.

134 忽 Deceiving the Three Kingdoms Just a HomebodyHistorical1.5M WordsCompleted 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's all deception anyway

135 三 Three Kingdoms Kill: This Streamer Is Insanely Good Fish Without a ClueSports435k WordsCompleted 123Reads—Score—Shelves

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The 10th anniversary of the Three Kingdoms Killing starts!

136 三 Three Kingdoms: Dragon Ball Wukong, Sworn to Liu Guanzhang at the Beginning Fragrance Lingers in the Middle of the Night239k WordsCompleted 78Reads—Score—Shelves

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Okay, it's very silly!

137 三 Three Kingdoms: I Became Tong Yuan’s Disciple from the Start and Emerged Invincible Young Master XiaoyiHistorical1.0M WordsCompleted 35.4kReads9.0Score3.4kShelves

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Take a look here [laughing] Traveling through the early days of the Yellow Turban, and being from the same hometown as Boss Cao [shocked] What should I do if the system runs away at the beginning, I can only hug my thighs [Sparrow Food Master] Digging for talents everywhere for Boss Cao, becoming the first headhunter in history [laughing]

139 三 Three Kingdoms: Recruit the Powerful Generals Dian Wei and Xu Chu at the Beginning Mountain Wind, Wooden FishHistorical1.4M WordsCompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Hilarious articles about the Three Kingdoms

145 曹 Cao's Yingxiong Dingguang Long-Eared RabbitHistorical1.1M WordsOngoing 342Reads7.7Score—Shelves

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Let's talk about the shortcomings first: it was slow to catch on, and the first 500,000 words persuaded a lot of people to quit. Let's talk about the advantages: No one who got through it regretted it. Dressed as Cao Cao's son Cao Xiong, no system or plug-ins, written from the time he was a baby. That's right, a baby in the literal sense - one that's still nursing. In other Three Kingdoms novels, there are three chapters of recruiting troops and five chapters of conferring kings. In my 500,000-word novel, the protagonist is still learning how to survive in the Cao Mansion. 3.9 Million words have been saved, so you don't have to wait for updates. It's fun to read it in one go. Suitable for old bookworms who are tired of reading systematic articles and want to do something different.