A Tomb Raider’s Descendant Applies to the Archaeology Team

As the last heir to a tomb-raiding sect, I came down from the mountain hoping only to land a job with health and pension benefits. When the archaeology team started hiring, I blurted out, “Should we hang the black donkey hoof on the southeast branch or in the northwest corner?” The beautiful team leader gave me a cold look. “We do scientific archaeology. We don’t deal in feudal superstition.” After we entered the tomb, she stepped into a quicksand trap and screamed. I snatched up my Luoyang shovel and tapped the ground three times like I was skipping stones, using the momentum to fling her out of danger. As everyone stared in shock, I timidly raised my hand. “Um… does the company pay into social security?”