Funniest Novels from the Start 开局最搞笑的小说

1 缺 So Shameless It Smokes, Happy Every Day 缺德带冒烟，快乐每一天 Feng Qian Eats Sweet Potatoes风浅吃地瓜Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this book, Dating Show Scene-Stealer: The Top-Tier Star Can't Handle It, is now streaming, premiering on Red Fruit!! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show, thinking the director had picked him for his good looks. He didn't realize it was because he was such a weirdo. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # The guests wrote their names down to be assigned into pairs. The femal 23.4kReads8.7Score2.1kShelves

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The story is good and enjoyable to read👀[What][What][What][What][What]

3 老 Ancestor, Stop Laying Low: The Universe Is About to End 老祖别苟了，宇宙要没了 Egg-Breaking Expert拆蛋专家Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 138.4kReads9.2Score7.5kShelves

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😜Happy bookworms! "Ancestor, stop being stubborn, the universe is going to end" will definitely make you want to stop! 🌟Hua Yunfei, who has been signing silently at Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, only wants stability. 💥But the great changes in the universe broke the peace, and there were many crises, and life and death were on the line. ✨Ancestor, stop being stubborn, the entire universe is counting on you to save it! 🎇Follow the exciting plot and experience this thrilling cosmic adventure together!

4 谁 Who Says the Villain Can’t Be the Hero? 谁说反派不能当男主 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 94.6kReads9.4Score9.2kShelves

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Very nice and very funny

5 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 440Reads8.3Score107Shelves

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[Completed] I cried with joy! The protagonist not only bites other people's waists, but also ureters, prostates, large intestines, limbs and brain stems... As long as the enemy's is better than his own, he can open his stomach and beat him! When you change it, you will become stronger. When you are stronger, continue to grab it. After grabbing it, continue to change it! Capture the little ones for human experiments, and electrify Asan's Ganges River water... S

6 疯 This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了！一道题难哭亿万学生 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and 10.8kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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Really good-looking

7 网 Online Game: I Maxed Out My Luck 网游之我把幸运点满了 A Fame-Seeking Nobody沽名钓誉之徒Sports1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + wild imagination + gaming + ridiculous antics + passion + leveling up] Invincible from the start? No such thing. Being ridiculous from the start is the real deal. (This is a comedy about a total goofball. The first few chapters are setup, and there’s a lot of it, so bear with me.) Protagonist Jiang Feng: His thought process is anything but normal. He’s a complete goofball with painfully low intelligence, and he often does things no normal person could. Picked the wrong ID from the s 31kReads8.8Score2.7kShelves

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This start really made me laugh. Others were invincible at the start, but this protagonist was so good. But the start collapsed, and everyone else was at full level. He even traded level 1 with a pheasant, and then he was so ridiculous, hahaha

8 正 The Righteous, Sharp-Tongued Emperor: Insulting People Makes Me Happy and Rich 正义毒舌帝：怼人让我爽且富 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 15.3kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves

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If it's not funny, hit me series😜

9 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 64.2kReads9.5Score7.3kShelves

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Both of these books make you laugh from beginning to end. They are very funny.

11 惊 Thriller Game: I Really Do Love Helping People 惊悚游戏：我真的乐于助人 Single Weirdo单身怪Mystery2.6M WordsCompleted (Not a single heroine) + (horror game) + (undead knight) + (lighthearted) + (System) + (comedy) + (sweet on the outside, ruthless underneath, and a thief) I write about helping others, but secretly skim profits from the players. There are all kinds of little ghost girls here. The horror game isn’t just about fighting and killing. There’s also a lot of human interaction to deal with. Other players clear levels by risking their lives. The protagonist clears them through connections, with his own g 452Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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(Non-single female protagonist) [Top post] (Thriller game) [Ask for attention] (Undead Knight) [Laughing] (Relaxed) [Adoration] (System) [Shy] (Funny) [Ask for attention] (White cut black robbery) [Ask for attention] [Top post] There are all kinds of little things here Female ghost [Top post] [Request for attention] Society is not only about fighting and killing [Top post] [Laughing] There is also worldliness [Top post] [Admiration] Other players rely on fate to pass the level [Admiration] [Top post] The protagonist relies on relationships to pass the level, and the main character is a female ghost who has her own presence everywhere. (Pure love warriors are not allowed to enter!)

18 无 The Shameless Immortal 无耻之仙 Boss Han韩老大Eastern Fantasy9.1M WordsOngoing There is a cauldron in this world called the Demon King Cauldron, capable of burying all living things under heaven. There is a dog in this world called the Wicked Dog of the East Sea, capable of breaking through the underworld's deepest reaches. Su Fan is born with a useless spiritual physique and the fate of an ordinary mortal, with no chance to cultivate. That is, until the day he meets the Wicked Dog of the East Sea... "Trust me, being a great demon king is the way to get ahead." "No way. I 102kReads9.0Score7.5kShelves

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[Grass has been planted] The protagonist Su Fan is burdened with a "wasted spirit body", but under the abduction of a sinister dog (suspected of an ancient mysterious existence), he uses the Demon King's Cauldron as the foundation to start an alternative path to immortality. The novel begins with the incident of "stealing a wine cellar" to establish the character: Su Fan pretends to be a good boy but is actually a bold and sinister person. Not only does he blame fellow sect member Li Youde, but he also skillfully deals with the sect boss Di Lao and Senior Sister Leng Yue to carry out his "shameless" character to the end.

19 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money! 345.6kReads9.7Score35.4kShelves

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Laughing like a goose in the middle of the night.

20 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.5kReads8.6Score636Shelves

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In the middle of the night, I laughed out loud [laughing and crying] The sixth mortal man has the inheritance of cultivating immortals. He gets up and starts the journey of cultivating immortals from the city. There are frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking, everyone's IQ is online, and the description of psychological activities is delicate [Like]

21 我 I Get Stronger by Annoying People! 我！气人就能变强 Loves Chicken Wings爱吃鸡翅Eastern Fantasy264k WordsOngoing Ding... The Super Irritating System is here to serve you. /smile What the heck? Ding... The Super Irritating System is not some kind of heck! Pah! /angry Ding... Hostility points from the System +666... Tsk, that's it? Li Qiang, who has a System, transmigrates to a parallel world... Here, martial artists and magic coexist... All kinds of races make their appearances. Let's see how Li Qiang steals the show in this chaotic age. 2Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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These four books 1. The description of ordinary battles is also good. 2. Holding a fireball in one hand, destroying everything in the world 3. Show off your professionalism but leave no opportunity for mercy. 4. Different from the normal cultivation flow, you can defeat monsters and upgrade to a new world.

25 神 The Hilarious God-Tier System 神级逗比系统 Fengyun No. 2风云二号Urban3.2M WordsCompleted Who hasn't been young? Who hasn't felt lost? How many times have we been laughed at and looked down on? How many times have we felt helpless and adrift... When the fire in your blood begins to burn, nothing else matters. I am who I am! One lifetime, one heart, charging forward without hesitation. A band of brothers, a few lovely women, conquering the world through the years. The world laughs at me for being mad. I say you are all shallow. Only after a thousand trials can a sword be forged, stron 504Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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These books are pretty good. [1] I cried for a long time when I died. [2] There are shadows of "Crazy Alien"

27 高 High Martial: All-Class Awakening, Teaming Up with the Campus Beauty 高武：全职业觉醒，我与校花组队 You Have a Divine Pig汝有神猪Urban1.1M WordsCompleted With spiritual qi revival, demons and monsters wreak havoc. Qin Ming gets the Sacrifice-to-Heaven System, and anything can be offered as a sacrifice! “System, can living people be sacrificed?” “Yes!” “Wouldn’t that be too cruel?” “No! Anyone who’s been sacrificed will only feel a little tired.” But... why is the campus beauty looking at me with such resentment? Qin Ming awakens as a special-class Holy Cleric, becoming the strongest support, with attacks, healing, control, and buffs all at his di 5.2kReads8.9Score494Shelves

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This is okay, but the words are a bit sparse

28 御 Beast Taming Awakens: Twelve Talismans as a Starting Reward 御兽复苏：开局奖励十二符咒 Seven Pancakes in One Night一夜七张饼Urban211k WordsCompleted Zeng Heng transmigrates to a parallel world where spiritual qi revival has made beast taming a part of everyday life. He unexpectedly obtains a Pet Beast Training System, which rewards him with the Twelve Talismans from the start! He thought that with a System, he could crush all the immortals and gods. But it turns out to be a deranged System with a few screws loose! [Detected that the Phantom Butterfly is too weak. Embedding the Ox Talisman: immense strength] [Detected that the Phantom Butterf 34Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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These two fried chicken books are so funny that you can break your bed in the middle of the night!

30 直 Livestream: Honey, I’m Really Not Hiding Any Secret Cash 直播：老婆，我真没藏私房钱啊 Poplar Trees Can't Fly杨树不会飞Urban333k WordsOngoing After Ye Si married Dai Xiaomei, he awakened a Secret Stash System. As long as Dai Xiaomei doesn’t discover the money he’s hidden, it will grow endlessly by exponential powers! After a year of marriage, Ye Si had no idea how much money he’d stashed away! At first, Ye Si thought he could keep things peaceful forever. But life is unpredictable. One day, Dai Xiaomei decided to show off in front of Zhou Jie! As banknotes poured out of the vacuum cleaner, Dai Xiaomei was utterly dumbfounded! The view —Reads—Score—Shelves

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High energy throughout, lots of laughs

31 乡 Rural Livestream: Becoming a Genius Lawyer from the Start 乡村直播：开局成为天才律师 Pineapple Beans菠萝豆豆Urban541k WordsCompleted Also known as I’m Really Not Above the Law. Jiang Xiaobai, a young man from the countryside, gets fired and starts working as an online lawyer while unemployed at home. Then he unexpectedly awakens the Ace Lawyer System. “Lawyer Jiang, I stole the Kangxi Jade Ruyi, which was lost overseas, and now the M-country authorities are hunting me. Can you protect me?” After reading this, Jiang Xiaobai can only admire the guy’s expertise. “You can brag without even doing your homework, huh?” “Relax. Y 47Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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Outlaw Zhang San

32 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance544k WordsOngoing Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi 4.7kReads—Score296Shelves

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It was already very funny at the beginning, but when I saw the back, I realized that that was the main meal, and I couldn't laugh anymore during the main meal.

33 我 I'm Eight Years Old, and I've Come to the Alliance at Suanzao 我今年八岁，前来酸枣会盟 Flying Roe Deer会飞的狍子Historical826k WordsCompleted A modern person transmigrates into Liu Hua, son of Liu Yu, the Inspector of Youzhou during the Three Kingdoms period. With no System or cheats, history says that in two years, Gongsun Zan will wipe out his entire family. To change his fate, Liu Hua secretly carves all kinds of seals bearing his father Liu Yu's name, then goes around handing out forged appointment letters. He tricks Taishi Ci and Xu Chu into accompanying him to the Alliance of the Lords at Suanzao, where he becomes the nineteenth 1.3kReads7.3Score120Shelves

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This book is absolutely beautiful, unsystematic, passionate and funny

34 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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A masterpiece of fairy tales that will make you laugh so hard! Who knows! The laughs are so dense that you can choke on them! The plot is very interesting, the atmosphere of the city is mixed with the atmosphere of the fairy tale, and there is also the blessing of the system's merit points. It is refreshing and relaxing to read, and it is really a loss if you don't read it! 😄[Smile]

36 别 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关，我穿书一心求死 Unyielding Sweet Potato不屈地瓜Historical491k WordsCompleted [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 472Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Epislepsy article + Lezi article + system + infinite time travel + death wish + all worlds] The protagonist won a lottery prize of 100 million, but was forced into an infinite time travel reincarnation. Only a reasonable death can return to the real world. So the protagonist is bent on death, but fails to die again and again. I can only keep traveling between different worlds

37 男 A Man's Unusual Life as a Woman 男穿女的别样人生 Northern Snow Hut北方雪屋Ancient Romance454k WordsCompleted Xia Hongyang, a modern martial arts instructor, got drunk and transmigrated into the body of Xia Hong, a woman with the same surname but a different name. The tragic part was that he had ended up in a beautiful woman's body. Even more absurdly, he transmigrated right onto a bridal bed on her wedding night. Frustrated and lost, he had no idea what to do. He tried to fight fate, but reality got the better of him. In the end, he could only give in and accept his circumstances, settling down to live 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves

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Very funny, hehe, just watch it.

38 都 In the City, I Get Stronger Every Time I Roast Someone 都市之怼人就变强 Heaven Bless the Strong天佑健儿Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Other people have to cultivate to grow stronger. Chen Xuan just has to roast people! A little bird says, “Morning, morning, what are you off to do?” Chen Xuan says, “Go screw your mother!” A classmate says, “A girl who smiles is never short on luck.” Chen Xuan says, “You're so ugly, I don't know how you can stand to smile!” A big shot says, “You little brat, I'm going to kill you!” Chen Xuan says, “System, I want a draw. Give me a prize that lets me kill a big shot with one punch!” 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Recommend these three books 1. I learned a lot of curse words 2. Friends who are familiar with system writing can come and take a look. 3. Use things from the real world to highlight the preciousness in the world of cultivation

41 王 Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了，王爷能听见你的心声 Sugar White as Snow白糖如雪Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c 9.9kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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These books are quite funny, the language is easy to decompress, and they are very enjoyable to read. They are also good to read when you are upset.

45 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 5.7kReads9.3Score852Shelves

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✨✨😜I'm laughing so hard! Someone asked you to confess your love for a gangster daughter, but you actually said you like legs?! 😜 Su Jiang, a freshman, accidentally awakened the system. This system is incredible, and it posed a big problem for him at the beginning😱: [Ask the host to confess his love to a member of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. If the task fails, he will die immediately!] With no other option, Su Jiang could only confess his love to the underworld daughter Anrou in front of the whole class. I thought it was a romantic confession, but he opened his mouth and said, "I like your legs..." 😅The whole class was stunned instantly, and An Rou's expression became very exciting. After that, what hilarious stories will happen between them? If you want to know, come and take a look! 🤣

46 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: My System Is a Little Unreliable 灵气复苏：我的系统有点坑 Ximen Xiaolu西门小陆Urban606k WordsCompleted Completed [silly + comedy + spiritual qi revival + superpowers + System]. Awakens space- and time-based powers from the start. [Draw successful! One utterly useless frying pan!] [Draw successful! One pair of secondhand slippers worn out from running!] [Congratulations, Host. You’ve obtained one bottle of thousand-year-old milk.] Thousand-year-old milk effect: cleanses the meridians and marrow, transforming the body completely. [System tip: I hear mustard goes even better with milk when you’re cu 58Reads7.5Score—Shelves

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These three books are all good

49 师 Junior Brother, Please Stop Cultivating 师弟求你别修炼了 Mu Han暮寒Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsOngoing Chen Ming has just transmigrated when Daoist Qing Shan tricks him into joining a sect. Mistaking the Qing Shan Sect for a powerful hidden sect, he throws himself into cultivating immortality. His senior brothers and sisters boast that they’re great masters of the sword, then hand him a lousy manual and tell him to practice swordsmanship. To their surprise, he comprehends peerless sword intent. They casually give him a big cooking pot, and he uses it to concoct peerless pills. He practices a litt 645Reads8.4Score113Shelves

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Take a look at these... ❶You should hate human language and love to listen to the singing of ghosts in autumn graves ❷A 80-point fantasy novel