Fairies Don’t Need Immortality Techniques

Mind-reading + princess + male favorites + System + quick transmigration

Gu Changping was abandoned by his faithless lover and fell gravely ill. His parents went to a temple to beg a Taoist priest to save him. By coincidence, the immortal maiden Xu Qingyuan heard them and saved his life. To repay her, he became her servant.

After getting drunk, a modern noodle-shop chef named Gu Changping transmigrates into his body and gains a golden finger: he can hear the immortal maiden’s thoughts. She is actually a princess of the Chang’an Kingdom.

She later brings him to the princess’s residence, where no adult men are allowed. To avoid being discovered, he disguises himself as a young eunuch.

After arriving in the Chang’an Kingdom, the immortal maiden loses her magic and becomes mortal, with all the need to eat, drink, use the bathroom, and sleep. Only then does Gu Changping discover that the princess has two personalities. One is lustful, irritable, and murderous.

“Hungry…”

“So hungry…”

“I want a man. I want one right now…”

“A man? He’s a eunuch.”

“I want a pretty boy…”

…

The other is aloof, but chatters endlessly in her head.

“Why am I not hungry at all…”

“My little shadow probably hasn’t eaten yet. Let him eat it all…”

The princess doesn’t like eating, but loves watching other people eat. He becomes her human mouthpiece, stuffing himself until his belly feels ready to burst every day and wishing he were a big eater!

As a servant, Gu Changping has to attend to two princesses…