Waiting for My Downfall, I Won a Championship with Simp Fiction

Qu Ying's biggest regret in life was letting a hundred thousand people watch him die of embarrassment online.

The System made him compete for the title of champion in a "Straightforward Confession Challenge." A lifelong single, he was forced onto the stage, where he translated "Get lost" as "She has feelings for me," interpreted the red exclamation mark as a "red wedding veil," and even crouched down to serve as a human step stool, telling his crush to "step on my shoulders" so she could kiss someone else.

The comments went from "Hahaha" to "Help, my dad's asking why I'm laughing in the bathroom." A rich woman messaged to ask if he'd accept a sugar baby arrangement, and his landlady chased after him, asking him to "give dating a try."

Even more ridiculously, he actually came in second. The System said he wouldn't get a reward unless he won, so he demanded a rematch on the spot and sweet-talked the old judge into applauding in admiration.

Now the whole internet calls him the "King of Public Humiliation." He says, "Don't ask. The System made me do it." This System specializes in putting defiant people in their place, dishing out awkward moments, and helping him gain a million followers while he picks his feet.

Qu Ying: I meant to live off my looks, but ended up becoming a legend by shamelessly embracing the cringe.