Antique Dealers Jointly Petition: Begging Zhang San to Lay Down His Blade

“Guys, can you believe this? Yesterday he was trending under ‘#HasZhangSanPaidHisDebtsToday#,’ and today he turned a jar of pickles into 220 million in an instant!”

That's right, it's Zhang San, the guy the whole internet mocked as “the biggest sucker in the collectibles world.”

His dad's company collapsed, leaving him with three billion in debt. He was ready to give up, until a System dropped into his lap: [Antique Appraisal, Restoration, Tracing, and Instant Mastery of Ancient Texts], all in one package!

And then came the unbelievable moments:

A Western Han pottery jar turns out to contain a Yongzheng-era celestial globe vase? Netizens: Even a scriptwriter wouldn't dare make that up!

He finds a gold coin bearing Zhang Xianzhong's “Reward for Merit in the Western Kingdom” at a village entrance stall? Police: Buddy, stop digging up graves!

But the craziest thing is...

He rummages through a pile of old books and pulls out a Swiss banker's draft from 1935. 24.82 million dollars lands in his account on the spot!

Creditors: ???

Haters: ???

Yang Mi: Honey, are we still breaking up?

Zhang San: Break up over what? Tonight, we'll set the IOUs off like fireworks!

“Progress on the three-billion debt has hit 10%. Folks, I'll be livestreaming from Panjiayuan at eight tomorrow morning. If you don't show up, I'll use the Qianlong Emperor's personal inkstone as a tip!”