A Hilarious Family Reunion: Is the Uncle Who Won't Leave Actually My Dad?

Ling Zhanhong only wants to retire quietly. Instead, a JK-uniform girl kisses him by force in an underground parking garage and hands him a paternity test. “Dad, I'm your biological daughter, the one who went missing twenty-four years ago!”

The next day, all three triplets show up:

The eldest is a jewelry-design workaholic who sketches “retirement villas” for him every day.

The second is a drama-loving streamer who calls him “Dad the Driver” on livestream to boost her traffic.

The third is even more outrageous: a Harvard finance genius who owes 600,000 yuan and wants to sell herself to pay it off.

Ling Zhanhong: ???

I'm a hidden tycoon, and these three kids are forcing me to be their dad?

Later, the top trending topics across the internet read:

#Rolls-RoyceOwnerTurnsOutToBeTheUncleSellingScallionPancakesOutsideA rundownBuilding#

#TripletsCarryTheirBiologicalDadOntoTheRichListOvernight#

Ling Zhanhong: Stop tagging me! If this gets out any further, I'll have to retire on Mars!