This Mid Laner Plays Dirty, and the LPL Is in Shambles

“Let them take two games, then win three? No, let the other side get cocky first, then incinerate them with one click!” Transmigration + System + unhinged antics: the LPL’s most ridiculous mid laner has arrived! Viewers: “An EDG substitute? He’s probably here to sell stuff on stream!” Wu Wenfei: “Sell what? I’m sending all five of them to heaven!” Steal red buff at level one, get a double kill at level two, and turn General Hu into “Shaking Tiger” by level three. Mid-lane Gragas, Udyr, Janna... His champion pool is wilder than his girlfriend’s shopping cart! System alert: The more bizarre the play, the more invincible you become. Shock value +999! The chat goes wild: “This guy’s mechanics must’ve been bought on Pinduoduo, one swipe and it’s 999!” “Other people play on skill. He plays dirty!” “Demand a drug test. I think he poured lava into his keyboard!” Down 0–2 in the finals? No big deal! Wu Wenfei pulls out a four-protect-one lineup, with himself as the carry, five meat shields on the front line, and damage dealt by shouting: “Don’t engrave a name on the trophy yet. I’m worried we’ll have to change it after it’s done!” “Everyone, sit down. Just the usual. I only burned out the other team’s CPU.”