I Sent the Streamer a Carnival Gift, and She Hit Me with a Space Laser

On New Year's Eve, Zhao Si only wanted to livestream some "eco-friendly fireworks" and boost his annual popularity. Then a viewer calling himself "Tearing Onion, the Original" started showering him with Carnival gifts. For each one, Zhao Si had to add another section of booster to a skyrocket.

By the twentieth section, it really did shoot into the sky!

In the blink of an eye, there was a bang in the night sky, and I blew up an Eagleland reconnaissance satellite that was supposedly "invisible."

Zhao Si: ???

Netizens: [Holy crap, those aren't fireworks, that's a Dongfeng missile, civilian edition, delivered right to your door!]

National Security: Young man, how about coming in for some tea?

Zhao Si's mom: Can you afford the damages? Ten billion, minimum!

System: Ding! Congratulations, Host, on achieving the hidden title [Satellite Sniper]. Reward: One blueprint for a major national weapon.

Zhao Si: ...Is it too late to say, "I just wanted to ride the trending topic"?