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Passionate, mythological cultivation, invincible hero, System, comedy, brotherhood, mythology

Have you ever seen some lunatic ordering milk tea at the top of Mount Tai?

I have. Not only did I see him, I delivered it to him. In the middle of a rainstorm, lightning struck me and sent me into the world of mythology.

When I woke up, I discovered I was the personal disciple of Patriarch Bodhi of Fangcun Mountain, and Sun Wukong was my senior brother.

Back on the mountain, I made spicy hot pot for Patriarch Bodhi, cooked hot pot with Brother Monkey, and grilled skewers for Erlang Shen. The Third Prince of the Eastern Sea came over to mooch meals and got dragged home by his father three times. The Dragon King still owed me two hundred jin of tofu skin and hadn't paid up.

But nobody knew I wouldn't live to see a thousand.

The last thing Brother Monkey said to me beneath the Five Elements Mountain was:

“Junior brother, see you in five hundred years. Just watch your old Brother Sun extend your life by ten thousand years.”

Now five hundred years have passed. Brother Monkey should be getting out soon.

This story is entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. It has no connection to any real-world religion, mythology, or historical events.