This Immortal Venerable Just Wants to Slack Off, but the Empresses Are Panicking

[Invincible Protagonist + Reborn + Multiple Heroines + Subverting Expectations + Lighthearted]

After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Lin Xian bound himself to the “Strongest Slacker System.”

While others risked their lives to cultivate, he leveled up lying down.

While others fought over treasures in secret realms, he slept and stumbled upon the spoils.

While others fought and killed to become immortals, he... found his bed too warm to leave and went back to sleep.

Until one day...

The Holy Maiden of Qingyun Sect saw him shatter a testing stele with a touch and hauled him back to Ice Lotus Peak, her face icy. “Starting today, I will personally supervise your cultivation!”

A seductive demoness gazed at him through sultry eyes. “Young master, you're such an interesting man. Why not come back to my palace with me?”

The imperial empress, traveling incognito, said, “This man didn't even kneel when he saw me? How interesting...”

The spirit of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion clung to his leg and wailed, “Master, take me with you! I can keep your bed warm!”

Lin Xian looked at the beauties crowding around him and sighed.

“I just want to lie flat in peace. Why is that so hard?”

Later...

The gods and Buddhas of the heavens noticed their followers dwindling, while the Heavenly Dao sensed its laws falling into chaos.

When the world-ending calamity arrived and all living beings begged the Immortal Venerable to emerge, Lin Xian rolled over and mumbled sleepily,

“What are you all shouting about...? Make one more peep, and I'll have the System delete every last one of you.”

[Also known as] "I Lay Around Until I Became Invincible" "Female Emperors, Stop Competing and Let Me Lie Down" "Slacking Is the Ultimate Productivity"