Marvel: How to Become a Sneaky Operator

[Subverting Expectations] [Marvel] [Harem] [Comedy] [Schemer] [Cunning]

You might not believe this, but all I really wanted was a nine-to-five desk job at S.H.I.E.L.D.

It’s all the stupid System’s fault for boosting only my strength. It forced me into becoming a big shot in New York.

After that, everything went off the rails:

Tony’s hammering away in a cave? No rush. I’ll spend 90 days boosting his stats before I save him. That’s called strategic development.

I wanted to woo a general’s daughter, so I hired five thugs to rob me while I played the hero and saved her. Turns out she was trained, and took them all down by herself. The thugs lay sprawled on the ground, moaning, “Pay us more.”

I wanted to film a Spider-Man origin Vlog for Peter. The flash scared off the spider, so I had to stab him with a [Stand Arrow] and manually create a Stand user.

The Hulk’s wrecking the place? I use a few perfectly legitimate (shameless) tricks to beat him. Now he calls me Uncle.

The System keeps screwing me over? Not a chance. It calls me Big Bro now.

These days, New York’s criminals fear my ethics lessons more than they fear the police, along with my warning: “Don’t forget to pay your tuition.”