Marvel: I’m Batman, and I Trade Across the Heavens

He transmigrates into Marvel and becomes the sole heir to the Wayne Group. From the start, both his parents are dead. With assassins sent by Kingpin on the outside and a hostile takeover by Stark Industries on the inside, should he panic? No, the Myriad Worlds Dark Web Terminal has activated! By day, he's New York's most notorious useless playboy, spending money like water until even the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. shakes his head. By night, he's the absolute nightmare of Hell's Kitchen, the Dark Knight who makes every villain and hero tremble! They say Batman never kills? Ian sneers. “Right, I'm a law-abiding businessman. I just sell villains to Resident Evil as lab rats, or to The Matrix as human batteries. That's all.” Iron Man launches a barrage of attacks? Ian silently pulls out the “Leaky Colander” he bought from Phineas and Ferb. One click, and the whole city goes silent, leaving the Mark Armor paralyzed on the spot! The Hulk loses control? Ian forms the Ice Formation Hand Seal from LEGO Ninjago and cools him down the old-fashioned way! Coulson: “Director, that Batman just hung Loki up for sale!” Nick Fury roars: “Have you found out who he is yet?!” Coulson wipes away his cold sweat. “Not yet... Also, young master Wayne just bought a nuclear-powered yacht and is throwing a party. Should we investigate him?” When the purple potato freak arrives on Earth, Ian looks down at him from the Hellbat Armor he acquired in a trade. “Everything has a price. Thanos, how many realm coins is your head worth on the dark web?”