Marvel: The Brutal Jailhouse Cop Who Teaches the Avengers to Follow the Law

Cao Cao transmigrated to a parallel Marvel Universe, where he became a Chinese-American prison guard tasked with holding superpowered criminals. He activated the [Punish Evil, Become a God] System. As long as he locked up criminals, he could earn rewards and grow stronger. And so, Marvel’s superheroes were in for a rough time: [Held Wolverine for 7 days. Reward: “Cellular Regeneration”] [Held White Queen for 30 days. Reward: “Telepathy”] [Held Phoenix for 365 days. Reward: “Phoenix Force”] Years later... Stark: “I’ve already paid for the damage when my experiment blew up the street. You have no right to keep holding me!” Rogers: “Since when did my shield become a weapon of mass destruction? I’m taking this to the United Nations!” Thanos: “I started a war on another planet. Do you really have to lock me up on Earth for a hundred years?” Hulk: “Stop hitting me! Hulk won’t smash any more sewing machines!” Cao Cao looked at the superpowered prisoners in their cages, silently lit a cigarette, and nodded with an air of arrogance. “If you break the law, you get locked up. Not even a god can stop me.” “Also, I’m brutal. If I can hit you, I won’t waste time talking.” “Oh, and feel free to file a complaint.” “My police badge was revoked ages ago anyway.” The prisoners: “...”