Marvel: The Brutal Jailhouse Cop Who Teaches the Avengers to Follow the Law

Cao Cao transmigrated to a parallel Marvel Universe, where he became a Chinese-American prison guard tasked with holding superpowered criminals.

He activated the [Punish Evil, Become a God] System. As long as he locked up criminals, he could earn rewards and grow stronger.

And so, Marvel’s superheroes were in for a rough time:

[Held Wolverine for 7 days. Reward: “Cellular Regeneration”]

[Held White Queen for 30 days. Reward: “Telepathy”]

[Held Phoenix for 365 days. Reward: “Phoenix Force”]

Years later...

Stark: “I’ve already paid for the damage when my experiment blew up the street. You have no right to keep holding me!”

Rogers: “Since when did my shield become a weapon of mass destruction? I’m taking this to the United Nations!”

Thanos: “I started a war on another planet. Do you really have to lock me up on Earth for a hundred years?”

Hulk: “Stop hitting me! Hulk won’t smash any more sewing machines!”

Cao Cao looked at the superpowered prisoners in their cages, silently lit a cigarette, and nodded with an air of arrogance.

“If you break the law, you get locked up. Not even a god can stop me.”

“Also, I’m brutal. If I can hit you, I won’t waste time talking.”

“Oh, and feel free to file a complaint.”

“My police badge was revoked ages ago anyway.”

The prisoners: “...”