A Century-Long Promise, Beginning with Me as a Handsome Man

A century-old pact keeps the “always-eating” and “always-starving” factions in balance.

Now the pact has expired, and both powers awaken.

Wu Beiquan awakens to two abilities: [A Full Belly and a Stroll] and [I’m a Handsome Guy].

He joins the Always-Full faction, only to discover that no one there is remotely serious. His fellow disciples include “A Full Belly Is All That Matters,” “So Full I’ve Got Nothing to Do,” and “A Full Belly and a Plan.” Every one of their abilities sounds like a joke.

But when a powerful enemy in the secret realm unleashes a destructive lightning technique, [I’m a Handsome Guy] truly activates. [DJ Dance Music] gets everyone dancing and singing on the spot, and their songs and moves become deadly attacks, smashing even the most powerful supernatural abilities.

Destructive lightning against singing and dancing? Turn on the BGM and become invincible?

Even more absurdly, a fairy from the secret realm calls him “husband” right in front of his admirers...

And defeating the secret-realm boss depends on a “handsome guy”...

Only then do his teammates realize that these ridiculous abilities may really hold the secret to the pact made a century ago.

And who gets to decide the new order?

Wu Beiquan touches his face. “Probably whoever’s the best-looking.”

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