Journey to the West: Becoming Brother Monkey’s Accessory

Name: Journey to the West: Becoming Brother Monkey’s Accessory
Author: Bald Old Monster

西游，给猴哥当挂件

by Bald Old Monster (秃头老怪物)

Status: Completed
Length: 494k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Sun Wukong as the Protagonist] [Comedy] [Journey to the West: This Is Bad! The Monkey's Gone to Complain Again!] [Absurdist Humor]

The transmigrator Wuxin spoiled the plot of Journey to the West for Sun Wukong, telling him, "Senior Brother, since they're putting on this grand pilgrimage, you can use Buddhist teachings to beat Buddhism at its own game." His motto was to slack off: after all, there was no need to rush the pilgrimage.

Zhu Bajie joined in. "Whenever we run into a monster, we'll file a complaint! We'll use their own rules against them."

Sun Wukong learned from the best.

From then on, the pilgrimage took a bizarre turn:

Sun Wukong recited scriptures whenever he saw a monster.

The pilgrimage team reported every problem to the Celestial Court, with the law of Heaven in one hand and a recording pearl in the other.

"Master, bandits are living beings too. Why not recite scriptures and reform them?"

"Bodhisattva, since you have such great powers, just drive it away. Why kill it? What a sin! What a sin!"

The Buddhas of Spirit Mountain began to worry: Was this really Sun Wukong?!

But what the gods and Buddhas across the heavens failed to notice was that Tang Sanzang had already started smashing monsters over the head with his nine-ringed monk's staff!

Other names

A Disaster in Journey to the West: The Monkey's Here to Complain Again!西游大事不好猴子又来告状啦Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

224Chapters

20.3kReads · 30 days

653.3kReads · all time

1.6kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.8Score

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Give yourself a good review first, even though the author knows it's not very good. But an author can fool themselves, right? Maybe if you keep fooling yourself, your writing will improve.
30 likes1y ago
This is one of only two Journey to the West fanfictions I could actually read. I don't like stories that give the Monkey King or even the entire Journey to the West a tragic tone. Although the Monkey King has his own thoughts, the team is friendly, and the whole process is relatively light and enjoyable. Tang Sanzang's gradual changes are quite natural.
18 likes5mo ago
I haven't read a single-story novel in years 😂 But~ I absolutely love this one, it's hilarious and incredibly funny. Unlike other Journey to the West novels that just praise one character while criticizing another, this one criticizes everyone, even the Heavenly Court and the Western Paradise 🤦🤦🤦🤦
15 likes11mo ago
Well written and hilarious. It gave me a different perspective on Journey to the West, highly recommended. The plot is fresh, and the characters are vivid. The relationship between Wukong, Bajie, and their fellow disciples is also very harmonious. The use of "playing dumb" to overcome the eighty-one tribulations makes Journey to the West less about fighting and killing. The interplay of different forces, with Wukong's team forging their own path on this chessboard, is truly captivating.
15 likes11mo ago
Having read so many Journey to the West fanfictions, this one has the most unconventional perspective.
13 likes11mo ago
It's well-written, creative, and humorous, without forcing sentimentality. The pacing is also good. It's a fresh take on the Journey to the West, offering a new interpretation. It could gradually incorporate more innovative approaches, showing some imaginative ideas. I hope the author can refine the outline properly to avoid it falling apart later.
11 likes11mo ago
This is illogical, purely for laughs. If you like comedy, come watch. If you like being argumentative, don't bother, because it's completely illogical. I laughed until I cried. It's purely for laughs.
10 likes11mo ago
There are quite a few fan fiction novels based on Journey to the West, such as Ma Boyong's "Taibai Jinxing is a Little Annoying." What moved me most about this book was the constant inclusion of the little demons from Langlang Mountain. When I was a child, I only watched Sun Wukong wreak havoc in Heaven, but as I grew up, I realized that even a genius chosen from thousands was just one of the 100…
9 likes8mo ago
It's hilarious! I listen to the audiobook at work and laugh the whole time. It's so funny, completely different from other time-travel Journey to the West novels. Although some characters do travel to the Journey to the West world, the main characters are still the pilgrimage team, and it's written in a very entertaining way. I listen to this audiobook every day at work. Definitely a thumbs up, it's incredibly funny!
8 likes9mo ago
This book was so satisfying to read; it really helped me get revenge for the Monkey King. Every time I read Journey to the West, I get angry at how the Monkey King gets tricked.
8 likes10mo ago